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[swallowtail-lotus]

Fascination {Qin Shi Huang x Mitsuri!reader}

I know I posted this before, but since votes said yes, I'm reposting my written fics here!

Reader will only have Mitsuri's personality.

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After following Brunhilde and Göll to go see Buddha before he had to get his wounds patched up, you stayed with him a little longer to give him some candies you hid away and spoke to him for a short amount of time after being told politely to leave by the nurses.

You slowly walked to where you last seen the ravenette valkyrie and her sister, but ended up lost instead. You may be a deity, but unlike the rest of your fellow deities, you actually gave a damn about humanity and was against erasing them all. You also grew to love the valkyries and found them entertaining.

As you were lost in your own thoughts, you felt something was off and stopped. The wall on your left suddenly exploded, leaving a large hole and you cautious.

To your surprise, a man with a cloth wrapped around his eyes and wearing chinese attire walked out from the hole.

"Oh my... That human is strong."

This was the first thought upon seeing him. Looking at the rubble and the remains of the wall, you were about to step back to not let him know of your presence but...

"You! Show me where my waiting room is."

Too late, he knows. You froze, not knowing what to say. He's a human, but you felt a little scared. 

Out of instinct, you stepped closer to him and pointed to the vip room by accident.

"Ah. That must be it. Come."

He said in an beckoning tone, not bothering to to say thank you. As he walked past you, you noticed how much shorter he was compared to you.

You absentmindedly followed the man, mentally taking in the features he had.

"Ah, his hair looks so soft! And his clothes are certainly pretty."

You squealed mentally, creating some distance from the nice looking sofa. You watched the man stroll past the two gods, Ares and Hermes and sit on the sofa.

"Hao! This is a splendid seat!"

The man spoke up, smiling widely. To you, he sounded quite playful. Almost like a child.

"Maybe if I get a closer look..."

You took some steps forward, blinking at the shorter man with curiosity.

"Wait... He looks familiar..."

You pondered, trying to remember why he was so familiar. The thought then came back. Brunhilde has shown you the list of humanity's fighters and you so happened to have to seen pictures of said fighters. Then the pieces came together...

"His name's Qin Shi Huang, if I remember correctly. Gah! Even his name sounds attractive!"

You cupped your face, feeling yourself flush at the thought. Though you tuned out the two Gods, you didn't tune out where the man named Qin Shi Huang had merely lifted his hand, flipping Ares on his back in just seconds.

To say you and Hermes were shocked was an understatement.

"Ah! That strength of his is captivating!"

Your glimmering eyes scanned Ares for any further injuries. Then you shifted your gaze to Qin, who pointed his clawed fingers at the ravenette God in front of him.

"Humble yourselves."

He spoke again. You blinked your glistening eyes at the man, feeling a rush of excitement build up inside you.

"He looks so dashing in that position! I just wanna hug him so bad!!"

You hid your face from them, embarrassed about your fascination with the human.

"It matters not what this place is..."

Qin crossed his legs on the sofa, pointing his two clawed fingers downwards, as if to hint at something...

"You're in the presence of an emperor. The throne is where I sit."

This irked both gods, but you tried to walk away to not disturb them any further.

"And where do you think you're going?"

You stopped in your tracks. You thought he may have forgotten about you and just needed to find this place. Oh, how wrong you are...

"A beauty like you deserves to sit next to an emperor. Come back."

He demanded. You walked back to Qin without giving a second thought, plopping yourself beside the man. If speaking was enough to fluster you, sitting next to him made it worse.

"Wait did he just call me a beauty?!"

[awesome-bearded-men]

😘😘😘

[gatersgonewild]

I need Spirk Academy Era fics to be less AOS and more SNW because I need Spock and Sam in a literal brawl in the middle of campus while Jim takes bets on how fucked up Sam is gonna be when Spock is done with him. I need Spock literally telling Sam not to test him or he’ll fuck his brother and Jim is all *whispers* ‘test him test him test him test him test him-‘ not realizing Sam isn’t the only one hearing him. I need Spock going to girls night where he complains that he can’t possibly marry Jim or he’ll be brothers-in-law with Sam and Uhura is all *pats his hair* ‘…so… can I fuck your bondmate?’ And Spock sorta just shrugs like whatever it’s not like he’s gonna, and now Spock has decided he’s gonna have to kill Sam before he marries Jim. God. What a chore.

I think making it more SNW would be funny entirely for the Kirk dynamics.

[hand-some-faces]

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[itsallaboutbl]

Jeff Satur - Ride or Die 【Official Music Video】

[thehornedguy]

Question, why does upcoming action comedy christmas movie, "Red One", starting Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, has also...

A HOTTEST LOOKING KRAMPUS EVER!!??

[bald-and-handsome]

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[sexy-medical-professionals]

🥵😘❤️‍🔥

[archeronlochan]

Bruce Wayne being a hot dad

[men-and-their-pipes]

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[bloodstainedmuzzle]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 3 / ??? ]

[hunterbloodknight]

Hot as FUCK

[awesome-bearded-men]

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[mingkiz]

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this video should be illegal cause the things its doing to me

[itsallaboutbl]

I do this for science, okay? Okay. 🥵🥵

[hanniedream]