#he's gay your honour

[teruel-a-witch]

1.01/3.03/3.14 Steve using beer bottles to flirt with Danny

[heartbreakincident]

it is once again WIP Whenever

@ladyshivs tagged me and let me tell you i was so excited when i remembered that i did some eden/steel writing the other day that i haven't shared.

i'm tagging whoever wants to do wip whenever on a saturday

this is wildly self-indulgent but you guys seem to enjoy my self-indulgent steelstep shit so. eat up

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He doesn't remember the fight—the villain of that particular day was inconsequential. The only important part was that it was a team affair that Sidestep had tagged along on, and somewhere in the middle he'd taken a hard hit to the face that left him gasping while Sentinel and Chen finished up the fight.

Chen was holding down their villain while Sentinel clapped the restraining cuffs on the guy and divested him of his gadgets, when the sputtering and coughing got him to look up and...

And Sidestep had ripped his mask off. It wasn't a pretty sight. Blood streaked down his face and over his lips, pouring out of a clearly broken nose, and he was coughing to get it out of his mouth. The bruises already bloomed under his eyes, purplish on brown skin. Back then he'd kept his hair shorter, but it still stuck out in all directions where it wasn't slicked down to his scalp, marking out the spots where the straps of his mask had been.

His first thought was buried. His second thought was that he was so young.

He focused on that second thought the most. Too much, in hindsight. Used it as the base layer for suspicion after suspicion to pile up. He'd been maybe nineteen, maybe twenty back then. Before he'd seen his face, Chen had assumed he was older, but with the revelation of his age it had seemed so strange that he was so well-trained and competent in combat for being... well, a kid.

So even after he became Eden, even after he started hanging around more socially (he had no secret identity to protect, once his face had been seen), even after years passed and the idea of him being a spy seemed less and less likely... Chen found it easier to keep finding new things to be suspicious about. New reasons to push Eden's buttons and keep his distance, telling himself to be cautious, to be practical, to be realistic.

And it's only now, twelve years later, that he's willing to admit to himself that his first thought had been that Eden was handsome. Or beautiful. Or whatever word you'd use for someone who isn't a man but is so attractive to you in all the right ways that it makes something seize in your chest when you see them.

[drulalovescas]

All those scenes where Dean tries to teach Cas how to flirt or takes him to the brothel are so funny once you know Cas is gay because you can see how utterly uninterested Cas is lmaoooooo

poor Cas. Somebody save him😭

[nar0art]

It's like they're gazing into my soul and are finding something rather horrid~

[ex-textura]

Chris Redfield really said, "I need to write a letter that my team will be suspicious of so they catch on that it's coded" and then wrote about being a heterosexual.

[omarfor-orchestra]

He's gonna be gay I can feel it in my heart

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

remus was james’s gay awakening (he’s the casanova of gryffindor tower, so duh)

sirius was james’s gay ‘confirmation’ (they kissed once, and james knew he wasn’t straight)

then james said hmmmm I want a combination of both, and ended up with regulus.

[fiasco95]

Regulus comes out wearing a black crossover skort, grey sleeveless crop top with black knee high laced up combat boots. To top it off he has make-up on; baby pink eyeshadow adorned with small yet sharp winged eyeliner. Tinted light red lipstick.

Regulus, twirling in place for James: So? Looks good?

James backing Regulus up to bathroom door he just came out of. Places his hand on the door next to his head. James quietly and hungrily eyes Regulus up and down.

Regulus, knowing what’s about to happen, turns around to open the door: No. Stop. This is my outfit for the concert you’re not-!

James pushes the door close.

James, without turning his head and continues to drink Regulus in: Love you, Pete. But get out.

Regulus, begging Peter with his eyes: No. Peter I swear to g-

Peter without having to be told twice already opening the front door: Will wait for you in the car! Mwah!

Regulus ended up being driven to the concert by James instead. James also has to buy Regulus 10 albums to compensate for ruining his outfit and makeup that day.

James is okay with that. (He will do it again.)

[pxper-cranes]

If this isn’t marriage then I don’t know what is.

[adharastarlight]

Remus: awwww, reg you have a diary???

Reg: no no, don't read that-

Sirius snatches it: Ooooo you have a crush??? Who's JP??? Tell me tell meeee

Reg: ...no one

James Oblivious Potter: isn't that some hufflepuff?

[charxdogg]

Poor Merlin has to watch his bf chat up a bird

[drulalovescas]

I'm sorry but this show was unintentionally hilarious

But when the vessel changed

if you know you know

[myshipsbesailing]

In Jail :

Someone: What are you in for?

Dazai: For being Gay

Fyodor: He is in for murder and arson

[littlestarpjm]

I know he said it to tease Wen Xiao, but my brother in Wilderness quite literally said "...兩個俊美倜儻的男子伴你左右"

So, Zhao Yuanzhou, you think Xiao Zhuo is attractive and extraordinary??????

ZYZ could've just referred to only about himself, seeing as he's the one directly tied to her, but no, he refers to the two of them.

We've known ZYZ to be a bit of a vain person (even if he's just playing it up) when he called Ran Yi hideous out of jealousy, because my guy knows for sure Ran Yi's far from that.

So again, ZYZ, you must truly think ZYC is attractive to say it out loud so easily like that and put him and himself in the same level of attractiveness

[sushisketching]

I haven't even played the event yet but yall seem to like the funny pathetic pretty baby girl

[morally-gray101]

i feel like we as a fandom do not take advantage of the fact that andrew did a criminal justice major and told everyone it was for the meme. i genuinely believe he was going to go out there and change the world and make it better, even if it was just a little bit. i mean can you imagine? CRIMINAL LAWYER andrew minyard. OFFICER minyard. DETECTIVE minyard. SHERIFF minyard! BODYGUARD andrew minyard!!! the possibilities!!