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I'm just wondering what Caine would look like as a human In your style xnksndh
FINE! you want human Caine? I'll GIVE YOU HUMAN CAINE-
#the catch?#he's fucking bald#faceee rambles#tadc#i won't even tag the employee au cuz this is a hypothetical design in a hypothetical situation#also you get a bit of sjetch ideas in the corner#I've seen a few caine human designs but all of them have given him hair and I'm not fan of that idea#he's a literal pair of dentures- do you see any hair in there?#also there's bubble but he turned out like shit so NO COLOUR FOR HIM!!!#I hate how the pose turned out.....sigh#i can't draw human heads even if my life depended on it
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i just had to draw this dialogue. the voices compelled me
#dream smp#tommyinnit#jack manifold#ctommy#cjack#me doods#oh my god im pissed it took me so long RAAAAAA#but i had to finish it i had to#tommy looked so off in this and jack is so hard to draw bc he's Bald /j#i can't believe the lord blessed us w ctommy content in 2024#AND ITS FUCKING CANON PEACEFUL ENDING#im so happy. my soul can be finally laid to rest asdfghjkl
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Trying to cure my fear of drawing sniper
#my art#sorry to all the people who give him long greasy locks I think he shaves his head regularly#LMAOO joking. a little#I think he does just shave it when he’s back from a long trip and he’s greasy and knotted asf#too much effort to fix that shit fuck it we gotta go bald#tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 fanart
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If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!
ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!
i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.
however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.
the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!
for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.
and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -
the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.
so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.
on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.
so that's why it's funny.
#like the cocktail of emotions that Hit last night is utterly indescribable#our chancellor is FAMOUS for not speaking. like that's his whole thing. i've heard him say words maybe twice before#and suddenly there he is. bald. hamburgian. fresh from what must have been the most horrific 15 hour workday of his life.#and just comes out and tells the most annoying bug of a human being in his coalition to fuck off. dare we say iconic#but yeah on the whole things are looking pretty bad 🥰 i'm just a hater so this is great for me#hope this makes sense anon! sorry it's a lot of words!#asks#anon#germany#politics#< for blacklisting purposes lmao
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I've thought of Batter being an actual janitor going around cleaning the zones for free... OFF spinoff: CLEAN
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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books
#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED#not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out#and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid#gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you#i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy#cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell#and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power#in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon#who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him#louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking#yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#loumand#loustat
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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC
#ides of march#would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR?#this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany#just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul#but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands#and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact#attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders#anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass#and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly#yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that
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Can you draw him bald
today's keiji's is: like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head
#he looks like an egg. or a very fucked up saitama. one punch keiji#you know i think i hate this. can you tell i don't ever draw bald people#your turn to die#yttd#keiji shinogi#my art#ask tag#daily keiji
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Playing around more with Goat-verse Narinder, saw a couple posts suggesting that he should be a white lion for symbolism reasons and I LOVE that
#credit to @Lambment and @squish—squash for the white lion Nari idea#coolcatbeans#possly art#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the goat#cotg#cotg Narinder#cotl Narinder#wtf do I tag this as#lion narinder#bro is bald as fuck#He was a lil hater cause of that so he was put in timeout
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I love the way you draw Fiddleford and his bald spot.
i like drawing his bald spot a normal amount
#he's so cool#i fucking love male pattern baldness#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#myart
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been thinking about them lately ok
#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be#dhmis humanizations#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis#anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN#i also think its really fucking funny#obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me#hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me#like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can#in my heart theyre still in the pink house#this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same#and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh#and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him#so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again#'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'
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wtf is your profile picture-
ara(sol)
#the transmasc aradia era is too strong#also this fucking creature is so ugly#you guys have to look at it too#homestuck#arasol#aradia megido#sollux captor#HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A BIG BALD SPOT#EEWWWW
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minor spoilers for @mantequillamcwhoremick ‘s fic Chaos Plan, Chapter 20!!
How I pictured that one moment in chapter 20 when Kenny spotted Kyle and Stan
#PLSPLSPLS IF YOU ARE A BUNNY FAN GOOOOOO GO READ THIS FUCKING FIC#CHAOS PLAN IS SOOO GOOD#I SWEAR SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE REAL FANART FOR CHAOS PLAN#for now…. this is all I have the time for#my ass DID NOT want to do homework#also pls….. forgive any perspective mistakes……#and just general messiness of the sketch I did this in like 2 and a half hours#I freehanded all of the perspective guides so just suspend your disbelief just a little if something seems off#ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN PERSPECTIVE??? FUCKING *CARS* IN PERSPECTIVE#me and my homies HATE cars /j#poor Kyle is gonna have a worse male pattern baldness than Craig’s dad with the amount of stress he’s going through in this fic#anyways the line was so funny to me I know it didn’t elaborate on it much but I couldn’t help but picture this scene#just Kenny glancing over at Kyle’s house….. only to see his next death if Harris or chaos doesn’t catch him first#shroomer's sketches !#south park#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#chaos plan#shroomer's archives: south park#mysterion
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Harry's warmth brings shudders to Voldemort's body every single time they touch.
#harry potter#tom riddle#voldemort#tomarrymort#harrymort#tomarry#probably cuz he's bald and barefoot#put on some fucking shoes bro
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i think more people should know about that builderscon tokyo 2018 opening skit video where the narrator says shit like "now, there's a good boy" and "you will be a nice boy, won't you? hmm?"
#it was life changing#i'm so fucking mad that he called that bald japanese man a good boy and not me#guys he was actually referring to me#i'm not delusional in the slightest#narrator my beloved#if i were stanley i wouldnt be able to control myself around that man#at all#the stanley parable#the stanley parable: ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#tsp narrator
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If he’s evil why is he soooo babygirl???
#HELP HES SO FUNNY#you and I both hate that he’s canonically hot#i totally imagined him as bald and ugly and old before they talked about how fucking sexy he is#no.1 child manipulater this guyyyy#the entire lineage is predestined to be weird as shit and a step-dad#this fuckin guy man#jesus fucking christ#dungeons and daddies#dndads#willie stampler#willy stampler#dungeons & daddies#dnd podcast#parts of him are kinda grayscale and dark cause necrotic energy#idk I thought it’d be cool#my art
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