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faceeeeee · 1 year ago
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I'm just wondering what Caine would look like as a human In your style xnksndh
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FINE! you want human Caine? I'll GIVE YOU HUMAN CAINE-
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galaghiel · 16 days ago
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i just had to draw this dialogue. the voices compelled me
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blamebonk · 2 months ago
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Trying to cure my fear of drawing sniper
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lesamis · 6 days ago
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If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!
ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!
i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.
however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.
the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!
for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.
and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -
the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.
so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.
on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.
so that's why it's funny.
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diesfortunae · 1 month ago
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I've thought of Batter being an actual janitor going around cleaning the zones for free... OFF spinoff: CLEAN
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nashvillethotchicken · 1 month ago
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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books
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obscureenthusiast · 2 years ago
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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC
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dailykeiji · 1 year ago
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Can you draw him bald
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today's keiji's is: like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head
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donutfloats · 4 months ago
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Playing around more with Goat-verse Narinder, saw a couple posts suggesting that he should be a white lion for symbolism reasons and I LOVE that
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scurvyboy · 16 days ago
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I love the way you draw Fiddleford and his bald spot.
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i like drawing his bald spot a normal amount
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dhmis-autism · 2 months ago
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been thinking about them lately ok
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aradidnt · 16 days ago
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wtf is your profile picture-
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ara(sol)
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ithinkdogshouldvote · 1 year ago
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If he’s evil why is he soooo babygirl???
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oohbuggypie · 8 months ago
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAYYY 🪅🎊🎉 my cake couldn't be printed with Punch Out!! Wii on it so we did the next best thing possible ,,, 😊
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everybody marvel at how absolutely HIDEOUS they are and thank Google search engine for providing me with the most evil shots available ✝️
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puppylasagnah · 11 days ago
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furry gay columboner sex family guy funny moments
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TAKE THIS SITE AWAY FROM ME YAKE THIS SITEHN AWYHA FTORM ME FJYTAJEOKTHISMEJSIh
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bald-and-handsome · 22 days ago
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🔥🥵👅Love Jesse❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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