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So the Entity had its favorites on both sides. Dwight, the first proper Survivor, and then Kenneth for a while. At least until Danny came along and started showing off his creative methods of fucking with the Survivors during Trials. Seasoning that fear and despair with that extra helping of good stuff, ya know?
Anyway the main point.
You know on the flip side of that, the Entity had to have a least favorite. Someone it looked at and silently questioned, 'Why the fuck did I pick you up again?' Not outright hate, mind you. Just, like, a mild disinterest. Boredom. A kind of 'ooh shiny new toy annnnnnd I'm over it. Into the back of the closet to collect dust with you' kind of dislike.
Anyway, in this essay I'll go into absolutely no detail or depth on my thought process as to why I think it was Freddy and Quentin.
#my headcanons#dead by daylight#writing thoughts#the entity out there playing favorites like a kid with barbie dolls#I adore Quentin btw#this is not a hate post#he's baby leave him alone#I'd push Freddy down the stairs for a klondike bar tho#jk jk I have a special place in my heart for him too#quentin smith#the nightmare dbd#freddy krueger#dwight fairfield#dbd ghostface#danny johnson#the clown dbd#kenneth chase#the entity
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He just woke up and now he is the only one left to save the world.
Also he's very tiny 🤏
#Botw link because he's very baby and I love him#He's just a kid leave him alone 😭#Botw#Totk#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#Link#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#Nintendo#botw link#Loz#Tloz#Fanart#Botw fanart#Art#Illustration#hyrule#hero of hyrule#Satori#lord of the mountain
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Danny is currently in possession of a baby Damian. He is unaware that he is in possession of Damian Wayne let alone how he came to be in the possession of Damian Wayne. All he knows is that the bats are after him and won't leave him alone.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#hyper prompts#i imagine something something damian gets deaged and the bats are trying to get him back#but danny assumes something something the bats are trying to turn him and his new child over to the giw#bonus scenarios could be that danny is completely unaware that a toddler is tagging along with him#and is super freaked out that the bats won't leave him alone#or maybe danny somehow acquired damian sometime before he was sent to live with his father#leading to the league of assassins trying to get him back and the bats discovering bruce had a baby all at once
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Shen Yuan did in fact break into Airplanes apartment when he didn't update PIDW btw
Part 1 of Suprise! Your Protagonist Baby!
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#airplane bro#Suprise! Your protagonist baby au#peerless cucumber#cucumber bro#cumplane#scum villian self saving system#Cucumber bro was absolutely baffled that Airplane bro had a kid and didn't believe him when he said that 1. This is Luo Binghe not my Son#2. Technically#since i wrote him...he actually is my son??#its ok Shen Yuan loves all versions of Luo Binghe even if hes a baby he swears hell take care of him because he refuses to leave him alone#single broke author raising his protagonist son with his number 1 hater oh how will this go...#theyre gonna kiss#my art#nibbelraz
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something very lgbt is gonna transpire in that scene I know it 👁️
#the heart killers#firstkhao#kantbison#gmmtv#thai bl#LIKE WE ALL KNOW THAT SMILE#also cannot get over how baby bison looks like please?????#hes just a little guy who commits crimes leave him alone#on the verge of tears fr#im so fcking weak in my knees for them and i havent even seen them move djhgfd#also the way they look absolutely nothing like firstkhao in this like see how actors ACT????#insanity#jesus its me again#im not strong enough#this time i mean it
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Guys I came up with a new DPxDC AU where we get Deaged!Dani(Ellie), Mom!Cass, and Dad!Danny.
"Cass... Are you sure you want to do this?" Tim asked one more time before he would put the last code in. He knew she was sure, more than willing to deal with it but he just needed one more confirmation before they all started what couldn't be stopped.
Cass stared at Tim, her face straight and her eyes firm without a hint of doubt. She nodded in his direction, despite the growing nervousness in her stomach for a second even with Stephanie squeezed her hand in reassurance and support.
Cass turned her gaze to the little girl, no older than thirteen, suspended in a tank full of green glowing goo and asleep. Her vitals showing up on screens near the tank coming from the wires that were hooked up to her inside the tank.
She said her name was Danielle Masters but had also said she wouldn't mind a new name once she was no longer just a clone but instead Cass's new daughter. She had only asked to include her 'dad', a Danny Fenton/Phantom, in her future naming decision too
Cass took a breath and said softly but determined "Save her."
Tim nodded back and entered the final code into the computer.
-x-x-
Basically-
Cass, while in Hong Kong, finds a destabilizing Dani.
Cass see's the desperation and fear Dani is in and helps as best as she can.
She manages to help but they both seem to know the next time this happens will be Dani's last.
Dani is very, very sick at this point and needs help even standing up.
Cass see's and remembers herself at this age and wants to help.
They do become friends and learn each other backstories
Cass goes to the one person she knows who might to be able to help with the destabilizing clone problem.
Tim, Tim is that person. (Because he's friends with Conner, and no doubt knows Conner's DNA and how it works, AND the fact he tried his hand at the whole cloning thing.... Tim told Cass everything once things settled down after his BruceQuest was done)
They fill him in on what is happening and he starts helping, mostly cause Cass asked and because "Clone rights!" (side note, he asked if its okay to tell Conner, when yes, Conner comes over and chats with Dani the entire time whenever he has free time) (the image of Conner sitting at her bedside as they chat is in my head btw)
Tim finds out the reason Dani is destabilizing so badly is because she's not 'complete', she needs a female donor technically because she's female not male (unlike Conner who is stable because he is male with male donors)
They find out that after trying to see of ways to save her that Cass was the closest that could donate her DNA (they also discover there might be a connection between ectoplasm and the Pits, they don't wanna run the risk of asking a LOA member) (If I remember right Cass grew around the Pits for a while and was even tossed in them after a fight with Shiva)
Tim also brings them news that Danielle's body is rapidly destabilizing due to her body/hormones trying to 'mature' her since she is at that age and she has less than a week.
Everyone knows there is no time to think of trying to save her in any other ways.
Tim says that if they do this, they have to technically 'remake' her body to the actual age she is (a couple months old/a few years old? Depends on the writer) and there was a high chance of her not remembering her old self. That the male DNA in her, the one that seemed to be the most is Daniel 'Danny' Fenton's DNA will be considered father DNA and if Cass does this, her's will be the mother DNA. (Vlad's DNA, because he would try to put his own in, would be 'pushed out')
Cass would become Dani's mother.
Both Cass and Dani talk about it.
Cass wants to help her, she had become friends with Dani and loves her like a little sister already but will try to love her as a daughter as well.
Dani wants to live an actual life.
They agree to it.
Tim sets everything up, Conner is helping around/keeping Dani comfortable/happy.
Cass told Steph and Babs whats happening and they're helping/being supportive once they find out everything.
Meanwhile Tim and Babs has Dick, and Damian go to Amity Park to find out whats happening there/bring Danny to her so they can explain what happened to Dani. (Dick and Damian have no clue why just yet but will find out when they get back, but oh boy is Amity a mess between the GIW, ecto-acts, crazy fruitloop mayor/villain ghost, and other stuff)
Cass and Tim tell Jason and he's helping Alfred (who basically already knows) set up a room for the newest arrival. Jason is gonna stick around if to just see Bruce's face when he gets called a 'grandpa' for the first time.
Duke takes this all in stride when told and just goes along with things now because this is life with the Batfam. He also helps with the room and keeping Dani company until the day.
Bruce was on a space mission thus comes home to find a new group of teens with his kids. One (with black hair and violet/purple eyes) is talking about a purple back gorillas with Damian and swapping vegan recipes, another (wearing a red beanie and has glasses) is getting into tech talk with Tim and Babs, a girl with red hair is talking classic books with Jason and giving Duke advice with school and stress, and another boy (one who could pass as one of his own adopted kids) is cracking jokes/puns with Dick, and telling Steph stories about his Rogues(!?).
Bruce isn't ready when Cass comes up behind him, nearly dancing in her spot and hands him something.
He is given a baby/toddler that looks like Cass but had darker hair and bright blue eyes.
He almost faints when Cass signs to him that he's holding his granddaughter, her baby.
He does faint when Cass notices the signs and takes her baby back before he falls over.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Dad!Danny#Mom!Cass#Deaged!Dani#deaged!Danielle#Bruce wakes up confused and thinking he dreamed all of that#only to get hit by a wet tiny hand on his cheek#the baby/toddler was on his bed with him and was nomming on her own hand but once she realized he was awake she did the whole baby hit thin#Bruce has to come to terms that he is a grandpa now#He isn't happy when its finally explained#To be fair he left them alone#and they are chaotic#and just wanted to save a kid that finally gets to be an actual kid now#but hey they also discovered the Ecto-Acts. the GIW. evil mayor/fruitloop/evil ghost Masters. etc etc#AND they have new allies in Team Phantom#Also leaving the pairings open. Danny and Cass do not have to get together. They can be friends and just co-parenting
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Prompt 310
Shadow core Danny? Shadow core Danny with Hazmat AU? Indeed, with a hint of a twist.
See that hazmat helmet beneath the hood? Yeah that’s erm, that might be his actual face now. It might be able to split open into a proper maw, as he found out during one of the early fights. He thinks it might be a shadow-core thing though, because Fright Knight has something similar, along with the Keeper. Who's apparently a ghost that keeps track of other shadow-ghosts, which, cool. Cool library covered in flesh, nothing spooky there.
He mentions this? Because apparently even if all ghosts partially feed on emotions, shadow cores need Fear the most. Which, thankfully shadow cores are apparently more rare than he’d expect, so he’s not going to go into a territorial frenzy or something on a bad day, yay!
But uh, he might… count as a ghostling since he’s only a year dead- in fact he’ll continue to be as such until he’s at least 100 years dead, since he didn’t die as an adult. Which in turn… means he needs even more fear, at least until he’s old enough to generate it on his own.
So what’s a ghostling to do? Take a trip to one of the most fear-soaked cities in the world, y’know, just a little weekend trip every month. Gotham isn’t that bad, and he can stay invisible- mostly! What’s going to happen, he run into a vigilante? Ha… oh no.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Shadow Core Danny#Hazmat Au#Fright Knight might be softer towards Danny because he’s a lil shadowling#and might’ve ghost adopted the tiny ghostling who managed to catch his sword#Look the nightmare realms are perfect for feeding young shadow ghosts but human halves complicate things#Danny is unaware that Fright is constantly following from the shadows#Look to the old ghosts Phantom is practically a neonate so he’s not gonna just leave him alone#Shadow cores mimic/mirror their surroundings- hence why most can’t tell if one is baby or not#Unless you are a realms medical specialist or also a shadow-cored being#Tiny hazmat-esque creature: *hisses*#Goons: Aw it’s kind of cute in a creepy way-#Giant Knightmare rising from its shadow with claws/teeth bared & surroundings warp into eldritch monstrosities:#Goons: *screaming crying vomiting-*#Danny: I’m so good at this scaring thing :)
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OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.
Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood
head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺
so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...
it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!
and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???
....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...
LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.
(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)
#bakugo#HI PYGMY THIS WAS INSANE OF U TO SAY THANK U PYGMY MY BFFL#but sorry u said this and i had to rip the idea right out of your hands and put it straight into my mouth#i feel like i'm high on a drug i really do#bakugo doing that thing where he he refuses to leave baby or u for long periods and fights being told to go do something nice for himself#he's showing up to his first guys night in like 6 months and doesn't know what do with himself#needs a baby picture once and hour#and he gets home to baby asleep in the crib and YES he's upset he missed bedtime but also like. wow. alone time with y/n.#and he just wants to hold u🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and watch a movie and be together#and he;s finally at a point in his life when he's able to admit vulnerability and talks abt feeling like an inadequate dad.#and finally u just have to shut him up by fuc-[redacted for profanity]#oh my god gonna think abt this all night#ALL NIGHT I LOVE U PYGMY#caitie things#kids tw#gen#pygmy lurks
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Notice how Sirius is always portrayed as the villain when it comes to the black brothers.
#“he left him alone in that house”#“he chose James over him”#“he called him soft in a derogatory way”#leave?? my?? baby?? alone???#he will never be the villain yall want him to be#the black brothers#black brothers#sirius black#regulus black#sirius and regulus#regulus and sirius#the noble and most ancient house of black#noble house of black#black family#wolfstar#jegulus#marauders era#marauders fandom#the marauders#marauders#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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i wanted to practice backgrounds and i just reread @skimmingmilk’s fic chart a course to second chances for the millionth time so there was only one logical conclusion
#the scene on the dock when baby tails sees the boat leaving and then the biplane overhead…..#head in my hands#chapter 2 just makes me so sad#how could you just leave him like that he’s just a babyyyyyyyyyy#sonic just come get your brother now please#also skim you mentioned a while ago that you had an idea of or sonic traveling back in time to cocoa island and hanging out with baby tails#and i need you to know that thats been haunting me ever since#it has been burned into my brain#just the idea of sonic seeing how alone his baby bro was….#ugly sobbing#i’m ruined. the picket fence brothers have ruined me /pos#miles tails prower#art#fan art
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I am obsessed with this
#truly i am#I did NOT remember he said that#i stumbled on this quote by accident#“i WILL MAKE arthur king”???#baby are you listening to yourself#do you realise what you've just said#obsessed with the concept of merlin as a kingmaker#they told merlin “he's going to become a great king. he'll be remembered in ages to come”#and merlin said “i will MAKE him the greatest king ever if it kills me”#“and no one can stop me”#self-fulfilling prophecies or something#idk. leave me alone.#merlin#ep 1x13
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Can’t stop thinking about Willy’s proposition to the teens. They’re free to go but where?
Back to the place so lovingly crafted by a devoted mother to accommodate for a lack of a father?
Back to the place that once held so much love and strife, the place that reliably held a girl’s mother and best friend only to now hold nothing but a safe left in her name by her stepfather?
To a ruined plot of land, now full of ash and burnt reminders of a presence that will never return?
To a place that once held a child’s whole world?
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dndads s2#I am not okay I can’t stop thinking about this#normal still has baby teeth and lost his mother#scary’s a little afraid of dogs and she can’t even talk to her best friend#taylor broke the one gift he got from his father#lincoln’s dads have been thrown into jeopardy leaving him more alone than ever#*/punches a wall*#someone sedate me
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The pain in Laszlo's voice when he tells Colin that he was his father figure kills me because, in the end, that bond created in those times is over. Colin doesn't remember him as a father and Laszlo has to live with that.
Colin will always be his child, but he’s not his father anymore.
#1000/10 episode#yeah I know it a comedy show but leave me alone#okay yeah and I know the last line feels corny af but deep down that’s how it is#no matter how bad Laszlo treats Colin he still loves him and remembers fondly those times#tragedy after tragedy#THEY ALL NEED THERAPY#aaa Laszlo killed me this episode#yeah he was not the best father for Colin but he tried !!#he’s still after all his father#oh god im gonna watch s4 again#for my health#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#laszlo cravensworth#colin robinson#baby colin robinson#wwdits laszlo#wwdits colin robinson#wwdits season 6
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BETA BW OPENING
ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS. ARE YOU LOOKING.
#clai speaks#n harmonia#THIS IS JUST DROPPING ON A RANDOM SUNDAY AFTERNOON?????#him sleeping with a baby purrloin i cant do this rn. you cant do that to me. i cant handle this right now. leave me alone.#HE LOOKS SO HAPPY. I'M SICK. HIS WHIMSY AND MERRIMENT HAVE BEWITCHED ME#also the shadow triad appeared in the into which is interesting. i cant focus on that rn though N WAAHHHH
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Gege and his fuckery again
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#jjk leaks#jjk 261#gojo#ryomen sukuna#gege when i catch you gege#why he do this to my husband#yuta okkotsu#you can’t let him rest?#my poor baby#i knew it was too good to be true#we were rooting for you#gege akutami#Gege leave satoru alone
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pls… for your consideration: ex/toxic baby daddy patrick 🤐
STAWP ‼️‼️‼️‼️ patrick is so deadbeat father who has a sudden realization he needs to get his shit together years later coded. like oh my god, i have a little babygirl and a hot wife and she sent me divore papers years ago but I've never signed that shit - we're still married - she's still my wife - thats still my kid -
its easy to hate patrick zweig from afar when hes just the man who broke your heart and left after he knocked you up - its not so easy to hate him when hes leaning against the doorframe of your home and then bending to his knees to meet the ball of sunshine thats your daughter - its not easy when you remember the nights spent dancing to electric music horribly until you collapsed into giggles into his chest, when you remember what his nose feels like skating up the collum of your throat, when you remember how he makes you laugh and how good he smells and how hes so intense, the way he looks at you, really looks at you and you want to sway into him, fall into his broad body and warm hands and feel him again.
but no. you have to remember the fights. the nights spent crying - while he lost himself in the bottom of a bottle - you have to remember the horror on his face when you'd told him you were pregnant like you'd slapped him. you have to remember how he left without a word.
he tells you he hasn't stopped thinking about you. he tells you he misses you. he tells you he was a fuckup and young and impulsive but he wants to try and be a man now, he wants to be a dad. he wants to take care of you.
you have the decency to wait until your daughter is tucked away in bed before you unravel. throw things. yell at him. tell him you hate him, he has no right to come here to you, to want to play house like its a game like its so easy. you dont need him. you dont, you've never needed anyone, especially not him.
he takes your anger - he lets you beat his chest. until you're wilted with exhaustion from it and then he reaches up to grasp your wrists. gentle. you startle to feel the wedding band around his finger - his eyes are sad. but he still has that fucking infuriating half quirk to his lips he'd always had.
"I'm not going anywhere."
"you can't fix anything, patrick. we're done. its over."
that fucking smirk. "yeah, we'll see about that."
#ask#ouuuu toxic baby daddy patrick save me#refuses to leave you alone#actually is fucking fantastic dad. when he decides he wants to be#doesn't mean you're getting back together#he has legal rights to your daughter but you wont let him into your bed again. u won't#patrick: bet *fucks you on your couch.*#patrick zweig x reader
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