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When i tell you i fucking CHOKED
#oh good lord#i am so unwell#gonna be very honest#he's actually husband material#and i actually want him#he's a fine man😳👌#the apothecary diaries web novel spoilers#the apothecary diaries web novel#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries
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Maomao’s opinions on Gaoshun:
Maomao’s opinions on Jinshi:
#maomao *gesturing to gaoshun*: husband material#maomao *gesturing to jinshi*: threat to imperial peace. too beautiful to be trusted. public menace.#the apothecary diaries#kusuriya no hitorigoto#maomao#jinshi#gaoshun#maomao's endless praise for gaoshun is so special to me actually. he deserves all the compliments!!#apothecary diaries#knh maomao#jinmao#apothecary diaries maomao#mao mao#apothecary diaries jinshi#jinshi apothecary diaries#gaoshun apothecary diaries#apothecary diaries gaoshun#neo queen serenity's memes#kusuriya anime#kusuriya maomao#jinshi x maomao#maomao x jinshi#knh jinshi#kusuriya#knh#maomao knh
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So Aziraphale finds a mysterious man that broke into his home at night while knowing someone is trying to kill him think “ oh the gods have answered my prayers and given me a protection.”
✨ He trusts his deities and trusts people even more ✨ …and this can create some misunderstandings x°D
For example, after befriending Crowely (without knowing that he's the Snake of Ithaca) Apollo grants him a vision and-
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ask#To be fair Crowley actually shows up in Aziraphale's house exactly as he was praying Apollo to send him some protection#and that's why he doesn't think that Crowley could actually BE the assassin sent to kill him#Crowley also doesn't attack him but instead just stares at him like a deer caught in headlights when Aziraphale discovers him#So it's seems more like "ooof I materialized here following a deity's call I can't believe I found you!“ than ”I'm here to kill you ahah“#The Snake of Ithaca#ancient greek au#ps. Aziraphale is capable of defending himself he just wants to avoid using violence so he prefer if Crowley is there to save him 👀#serpenti ovunque
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Drawing is only fun because I can draw myself with captain haddock (loml).
#i love him#my man <3#husband material#captain haddock#hes actually so silly#love him#tintin might be jealous#oopsie#the adventures of tintin#tintin
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Saw this post on Twitter and I desperately want to write about this premise
Hear me out, Chilchuck - the leader of the half foot union - is apart of a campaign where they go to various parts of the island to help establish more unions to protect half foots. In the north, he runs into a husband and wife, and the wife (Laios) immediately has his heart. In an instant. Chilchuck remains ever the professional but he has no doubt in his mind that he's attracted to and wants to know this woman more.
And she is happy to make a friend, as she's somewhat isolated due to being a depressed housewife, and has no one to talk to about her her interests. She reads frequently about dungeon exploration and tries to study monsters from the limited material she has. Chilchuck, who has been doing dungeon work for some time, is happy to tell her about it.
I will clarify Laios is a trans man. He doesn't really consider it due to his circumstances, but he fantasizes about being the one doing adventuring, not being stuck in this town with her husband.
#will i ever write this#god i hope so#bc i love the idea of laios discovering himself thanks to the halffoot that showed up one day#now#i need to actually look up the what if material which has laios' life if he was a lady#chilaios#write later#questions to ask mysslf -#do half foots live up north#who is laios' husband#where is falin
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When you idly think about Celegorm possibly being most like Nerdanel of all the sons of Feanor, and then you start thinking about Nerdanel getting a post-Darkening moral decay arc all of her own to mirror her son(s)'s.
#tolkien#san shoots the breeze#Like. My central celegorm thesis is that he becomes what he becomes because he has a specific moral/social worldview#that is actually heavily based on 1) common cultural understanding of said worldview and 2) direct positive intervention from the valar#like he is an acolyte of a specific god and that goes with specific rights and responsibilities for everyone involved#and once the noldor arrive in beleriand that specific framework *collapses*#because the valar can't be fucked and the amanyar don't have the same religious&cultural expectations#so he upholds his end of the bargain as long as he can (both emotionally and materially)#but when it all collapses (structural damage from what happened to ardehel#and then complete collapse from the bragollach) he breaks HARD#and I think there's space for something similar with Nerdanel#who was likely raised in fairly close contact with aule and who stays faithful to the valar as feanor starts to go off the rails#who makes all the 'right' choices! and her reward is the obliteration of her family#and quite likely at least some degree of social ostracization for her association with her husband and children#not sure what her final straw would be though#...possibly it could be celebrimbor's capture and death actually. hm.#Anyway! I just think Nerdanel should be viciously violently angry with basically everyone for at LEAST a century but likely longer
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I have an idea for the family law au, what if Thena has a medical emergency (up to you what kind) and Gil comforts and helps to take care of her?
"Gil!"
"Oh, uh," he looked away from the nurse going through her charts, "that's her, actually."
"You know we can't let just anyone in here, sir."
But Sersi trotted over to them, swinging her arms tightly beside her. She turned her big, sad eyes on the nurse, "I called him. Please, we need help."
The woman sighed and rolled her eyes, but it was three in the morning and she waved them along.
"Thank you," Gil murmured, joining Sersi in her trip back down the hall. "Hey, are you okay?"
She nodded, continuing her anxious little tip-toeing that made it seem like she was looking for the washroom. "Thena isn't happy that we called you. But we didn't know what else to do. Just be warned."
He didn't have any trouble imagining the Thena he knew - the Ice Queen of the office - being too proud to call for help in a situation like this. "Sprite kind of told me what happened over the phone but I don't know if I have all the details."
Sersi sighed, coming to a halt and her shoulders sagging (deeply). She toyed with the ends of her oversized green flannel. "It's our fault."
"Hey," Gil corrected immediately and without hesitation, "that's not true."
"It is," she squeaked, sniffling through the tears she was trying to keep at bay. "We were too scared. We heard a noise and asked her to look downstairs."
"And she slipped?" he guessed, which made Sersi squeeze around herself tighter again. He gave her shoulder a squeeze, leaning down slightly. "Sersi, it's an accident. It's no one's fault, okay?"
She hiccuped quietly.
"I'm gonna say the same thing to Sprite too," he continued as he moved closer to the room again. Sersi positioned herself at the door.
"Thena?" Sersi knocked gently and cracked the door just slightly at first. "Gil's here."
"Come in, Sersi." The words weren't harsh, but the tone certainly was that of the Ice Queen of the office.
Gil didn't envy the girls as he closed the door behind him. Thena was obviously having a terrible time, propped up in her hospital bed, a large, uneven bow at the neck of her hospital gown, Sprite miserably leaning against the railing of the bed like a wounded puppy.
She looked up at him, pale and with a little purple at the corners of her eyes. "I'm sorry, Gil."
"Don't be," he excused just as easily as he had with Sersi. He seated himself next to the bed, while Sersi moved to the opposite side to join her other sister. "How're you feeling?"
"Like I broke my arm."
The girls winced, and he watched Thena physically reel in her sharp tone and cutting words. She visibly softened herself, looking at her younger sisters on her other side (her injured side).
"It's okay, the doctor said it's a minor fracture at worst, I'll be fine in a month."
Gil was willing to bet they had been told six weeks, if not longer, and she was doing her best to sugar coat things for the tearful girls. He leaned forward, making an effort to catch Sprite's eye. "You did the right thing, calling me, kid. It was the right call."
Sprite manged to lift her head enough to look at him. Despite the bluer colour than Thena's, they certainly had similar eyes. "Thanks, Gil."
Thena looked back at him, able to do little more than swivel her head and leave her arm cushioned in the temporary sling they had offered. "I'm sorry to bother you, I know it's an unholy time of night."
"Oh, that's okay," he shook his head, "I was up anyway."
"You were-" Thena shook her head faintly. "Why would-!"
Gil blinked, watching as Thena's face shifted through a couple different emotions. Usually he had to try pretty hard to read what she was thinking. But he watched as she outwardly went from confused, to horrified, to maybe even embarrassed. Without any makeup, he could see how pale she really was, and the natural blush in her cheeks.
"I-I'm sorry, we shouldn't have--I'll apologise to, uhm, whomever..." Thena trailed off, shifting herself in the bed needlessly, even risking moving her arm to do it.
Sprite and Sersi adjusted her pillows for her, trying to keep her from the need to move at all.
"You don't have to apologise," Gil frowned, just as confused. "Really, I don't mind. I mean, even if I was asleep, I would have come in a heartbeat."
Thena seemed to know even less how to respond to that. And the kids were just as confused about all of it. She cleared her throat, tilting her head in such a way that seemed like maybe she was just stretching her neck. He leaned closer so she could whisper, "I meant if I should apologise to your...date--I-I will."
"Oh!" Gil squawked, and way too loudly for a hospital at night. He shot back into his chair, ducking his head down as if someone would come into the room and shush him. "N-No, no, really, it's nothing like that!"
"Like what?" Sprite voiced first, although by now Sersi had caught on to at least something along the lines of it.
"Uh," Gil searched for the words, trying not to seem so embarrassed over what was, in actuality, nothing. He cleared his throat, "I-I just mean, you didn't wake me up. I've been working on this special recipe I've been wanting to try. It needs to be basted every three hours for a whole day, and I can't do it while I'm at work, so I try stuff like this overnight and set an alarm for myself."
"Dude, that's psycho," Sprite informed him, and was able to escape the consequences because her oldest sister couldn't reach her to pinch her arm. She corrected her statement, "I mean, uh, cool."
"How often do you cook through the night?" Thena frowned at him.
"Well, not often, and usually I would try it on the weekend, but it was on sale, and I wanted to get it at its freshest , so," he shrugged. Despite the nature of the misunderstanding, he had to chuckle a little. "I'll bring some over for you to try."
"Gil, you really don't-" Thena was in the middle of shaking her head to tell him he didn't have to do anything else.
But he did; he grinned. "I do, though. I mean, you at least need a ride home. That's why I was called, I believe."
Thena practically growled at being reminded of why they were all here together at such a terrible hour in the first place.
"And there's no way you can cook with one arm," he continued, gesturing as he did. "Even if you can type with your non-dominant hand, I wouldn't recommend trying to get in to work while it's still too fresh."
Thena huffed, throwing her head back against her pillow. "Fine, fine, yes, knight in shining armour, do assist us helpless maidens."
The girls snickered at their sister's attitude. But Gil stood and leaned into Thena's upward point of view. "Thena, I know you're more than capable. But maybe, if there's any time for me to help, it would be now?"
Maybe it was the exhaustion, or maybe it was the weird hospital lights, but he could swear her eyes looked a little glassy. "You've done more than enough already."
He did not agree. But he kept that to himself, resisting the urge to sort out her mussed locks of blonde for her. "I don't think of it as enough, or less than or more than. There's just what you can do, y'know? And I can, so I want to."
Maybe that was too reductive. Sprite didn't even look like she had followed what he had said. But Sersi seemed to, and had that excited look on her face as she was gazing at Thena, awaiting her response.
Thena furrowed her brows at him, creating that little knot between her eyebrows he thought was kind of cute. "Okay, counsellor, stop grandstanding."
He chuckled. She thought he made such corny jokes, but she was the one who told lawyer jokes like an old dad at a barbecue. "The defense rests?"
She didn't really laugh, but she kind of puffed out of her nose in a way that seemed amused. And she was smiling. "Fine, but at least sleep a little before you tell the office that they'll be free of me for at least two weeks."
Two weeks off for a six week injury--some would think it unreasonable, but only Thena would look at that ratio and think it was being indulgent.
"Uh, you mean I'll get us some coffee while you're waiting for that cast. Then I'll take us all home and get started on some food for you to keep microwave ready."
"Gil," she scolded him.
"That sound good, girls?" he prompted his two best allies in this argument. He could feel Thena glaring at him extra coldly.
"Yeah Thena, let Gil help," Sprite pleaded first, pinching the blanket thrown over her legs. "He has to drive us home anyway. And you're always telling us delivery fees are too expensive."
"They are," she managed to growl out even amidst her personal conflict. "Fine, but you two are going right to bed when we get home, because tomorrow is school again."
"Bro!" Sprite voiced (loudly).
"Shush," Thena silenced her with one pointed finger. "You're not the one with the broken arm, you don't need any more missed days this semester."
"Why do you get two weeks off?" Sprite grumbled lastly before slumping against the bed railing again. Although, Gil observed, she was still holding onto the blanket as a gesture of comfort. Sprite's huffing and puffing was, in its own funny way, her attempt to seem unfazed by all this.
"Because I can work from home," Thena proclaimed whether that was entirely true or not. "You can't. School tomorrow."
"But," Sersi broached as the true mediator of the three. She leaned on Sprite's shoulders, batting her eyelashes at Thena. "Breakfast sandwiches? Gil can drive us."
Thena gave Sersi a much dryer look. "Don't volunteer people to do things for you, Sersi."
"I don't know what's open right now, but maybe by the time we get all signed out," he offered, glancing at his watch. "But hey, if you guys wanna see what's in the vending machine, I won't stop you."
Thena sighed as the girls accepted his kind cash offering, waving at her on their way in promise to bring her something. She tilted her head on the pillow at him again, "what have you done?"
He leaned closer again, "I sent them away so you can tell me how you're really doing."
"My arm fucking hurts."
He chuckled again, although this time he did pull her blanket up again and at least get some hair out of his way of seeing her properly. "Did they give you enough meds?"
She made a face, and he recognised some true discomfort there. "I didn't want to ask for more while the girls were here."
"Well, that's why I'm here, isn't it?" he smiled, pressing the handy little button hanging right there for a nurse's assistance. "Don't worry about them, Thena. I'll take care of them and I'll get you all home, okay?"
She sighed, really closing her eyes since his arrival, despite her own exhaustion. "I still wish they hadn't have called you like this. But...thank you, Gil."
He would carry her if he really had to. But instead he said, "any time."
"If they get a bunch of sugar from the vending machine, don't tell me I didn't warn you," she mumbled.
"I'll take responsibility for it," he promised as he pulled his jacket off, settling in to be with them until release. "Do you want another blanket or anything too?"
"Ask if the girls can have some? We ran out of the house with whatever we could throw on in a few seconds."
"I will," he promised her, slipping her hand under the blanket and patting her arm.
#Thenamesh Family Law AU#thank you so much for the ask!!!#I'm always happy to expand on this one#I really do love a found family#so poor Gil is like basting his rare delicate fish#and gets a call from Sprite who is near hysterics#he drives to the hospital#by the way the girls took an uber that's why they need a ride home#Gil is by Thena's side#he's like a fretful husband#the nurse comes in and he's like she's in pain and she's cold and also no one has offered our girls any blankets???#the nurse is like calm down dude I've been up for 37 hours#the girls arrive back with snacks#Thena says she's not hungry but Gil insists she not have an empty stomach#especially with all the adrenaline and morphine now in her#the girls are sitting on the sidelines with their cheese puffs#watching their sister's lovelife unfold#also the SECOND Gil is out of the room#Sprite: so why were you weird when you thought Gil had a girlfriend?#Thena: I WAS NOT WEIRD ABOUT IT#Sersi: Sprite leave our injured sister alone...but also you were so weird about it like girl#Thena: *thinks Gil is actually very attractive and sweet*#also Thena: deny deny deny hello fellow colleague#Gil does drive them all home it's almost 7 by the time they sign all the paperwork and get discharged#and he does take them through a drivethru to get coffee and iced capps and breakfast sandwiches#because he's grade A dad material
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@ Paul Mescal, you will hear from my therapist
#how dare he just post the most beautiful boyfriend husband material pics of#pedro#JSGAKSHDNLFWHWL#LOOK#AT#HIM#HE‘S ACTUALLY SO GORGEOUS#omg#pls#I need him so badly my god#pedro pascal#aka the most beautiful man in this world#i hope he had a wonderful birthday#this man deserves the world
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I am so fucking normal about Gale i mean i totally don’t scream every timme he addresses my Tav — “my love” — or whenever he smiles. I totally don’t get all mushy seeing him happy, or feel warm when he speaks of their relationship and his feelings. I absolutely do not find him sweet at all. No.
I’m a liar and it’s so obvious here’s some images of Ceridwen and Gale
#he’s so babygirl#i lobe him#i cant help but love him#like what am i supposed to do#not fall in love w/ a fictional man?#in my defense he’s goals#the only one i can see actually being a good long-term relationship#that is husband material if i ever saw it#anyway gale is my beloved#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#gale romance#also the way he addresses Tav#my love#are you fucking for real rn#i cant#im 💖💖💖💖#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate gale#baldurs gate tav#baldur's gate oc#bg3 spoilers#bg3 tav#bg3 oc#traggy’s shit#traggy’s OCs
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idc what anyone says, but jason todd would get himself legally resurrected (because as much as he hates it he kinda needs a legal identity sometimes) and not tell anyone about it, because the last thing he wants is to deal with the publicity of being bruce wayne’s adopted son again (he dealt with it before his death and hated it so much so being perceived as dead by the public was probably great for him).
jokes on him though, because barbara found out about it and told the rest of the batfam, and now he has no excuse to get out of anything.
#batman#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#jason was never the angry robin#robin 02#legally alive jason todd#the internet explodes when the news comes out that jason todd is alive#the reactions of the people who knew him before his death are hilarious and that’s the only reason why he’s okay with people knowing#jason todd’s former schoolmates are in disbelief that it’s actually jason because he looks so different now compared to back then#jason's former classmates: what do you mean that hot guy who's built like a fridge is our dead classmate?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?#the media immediate snoops on him because hey it's new material#and jason who wants to get revenge pulls out the personality he had at fifteen to make the public fall in love with him#as a result there are multiple news articles calling jason todd husband material#everyone besides dick bruce and alfred are freaked out when he suddenly becomes a ray of sunshine#because they've never seen him act like that before#jason todd is a menace#jason ropes dick into it and they cause shenanigans together#batfamily#batfam#batfam shitpost#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#jason todd headcanon
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Aziraphale loves snakes and he would be like "he's a snake /pos" and society would be like "he's a snake /neg" and that angel is autistic and tone is hard...so i need to know what kind of miscommunications have happened here
#people think aziraphale is describing his worst enemy but he's actually gushing about his husband#crowley thinks aziraphale thinks he's just a slimy untrustworthy demon but azi wants to kiss him on the mouth#so much material here#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#autistic aziraphale
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Tumblr. Why would you show me, an user whose username is literally "babyilluwu", an illumi h4t3 post????
W h y ? !
#well everyone's blocked now#yes illu's horrible he and his husband deserve jail time and did i mention he's like actual horror movie monster material?#he's still my poor little meow meow tho#I'm legally required to protect him#i don't make the rules
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I started watching Dungeon Meshi and that is not something you should do when you are trying to write a fanfic for another fandom...
@willowser I kept seeing you posting about Laios... and now I understand !!
#new obsession unlocked#Laios is husband material isn't he?#Actually first I was playing Cinderella Phenomenon and wallowed that Mythos had no route so I diverted my frustration by trying a new anime#I am happy I discovered this anime#but now I can't stop watching !#at first I wasn't so hyped#but it grows on you
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The Today Show | 2015
#EYE CRINKLES 💕💞#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#looks at tag: 100% husband material#love me some santa scruff#looking like a dad at lowe's#except i'd want to actually go there#and wouldn't care if he was blocking the thing it took me 35 minutes to find#i'll even go walk the hollow aisles again pretending to look at caulk or something until you're done king#*david attenborough voice* THE SUN#the wonky tooth 💙#even his adams apple is nice i hate myself#'Even His *Blank* Are Nice I Hate Myself' the title of my TED talk#refreshments are in the lobby#thank you for coming#excuse me but The Nose™#H A N D S
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kurt hummel in every performance
4x10 - Glee, Actually
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - New Directions
#glee#kurt hummel#blaine anderson#klaine#my stuff#episode: glee actually#song: have yourself a merry little christmas#hes so domestic#husband material fr
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is anyone else watching the golden bachelorette. ive never watched a single minute of this tv franchise but im so enamored by these girl dads and i actually cant believe that the three most interesting ones got sent home in the latest episode lol... nuts!
#golden bachelorette#also last week i was really rooting for chock but this week he was being sooooo weird and possessive of joan!! he needs to chill actually#and pascal smh... he is not husband material he is not the man for joan
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