#he's a crab

[emi-writings]

I can give C!Wilbur zodiac tattoos...

I will give C!Wilbur zodiac tattoos...

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[crabuncle]

HELP

[octo-blobs]

i love d'arce, i would do anything for d'arce, she is so cute and weird.

[bloominglegumes]

CANT GET OVER SHOCKWAVES GOOFY LOOKING ALT MODE

[icedghostlatte-art]

Moth Danny!

[starsandwriting]

[ID: 4 different crabs on a white background with top and bottom text that says "Nice argument. Unfortunately," and "the river rises". END ID]

[rubywingsracing]

Y’all don’t understand what this man is doing to me he’s so freaking CUTE ughhhh. Like the way he’s so easily distracted by the little guy in the sand, like uuuurrrgh I want to squish your cheeks sir

Source: Official McLaren Instagram account

[crabsnpersimmons]

He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it is merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it is gone But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn! /lyrics to "Magical Mister Mistoffelees"

(slowly cleaning out all the art i drafted but never posted) i was watching the Mr. Mistoffelees performance from the 1998 recording of Cats, and all i could think about was moon dancing about like misto with his signature light-up jacket.

[scourgiez]

anyway this is what elliott hate in the sdv fandom looks like to me

[thepurplebones]

Donald Trump found Guilty on all 34 Counts:

[foldingfittedsheets]

I'm sorry a TURKEY did WHAT to your mother's contact lens?? HOW??????

Right, yeah. So we had this turkey when I was growing up. And we raised this fucker from a tiny little baby, hand fed him, just doted on him. He was our first turkey ever. My mom called him Tom.

One day, she needed to work in a pasture so the flock of assorted fowl, (chickens, geese, and Tom) needed to be gently herded into an auxiliary pasture for the time being. The geese were biddable enough, the chickens ran ahead.

But Tom was not feeling it. He puffed up in irritation and my mom leaned down with her arms spread to usher Tom through the gate. Tom parked it. He turned to regard my mom with avian malice. And as she leaned down he shot out his horrible bald head and pecked her eye.

My mom screamed and fell backward, flailing enough that Tom fled through the gate anyway. When she recovered herself she came back inside, shaken and furious.

She checked out her eye and found it miraculously undamaged after the assault. It was like an hour later when she realized her contact lens was missing and the whole family speculated that it had saved her eye from Tom’s attack.

Tom did not live to see another sunrise.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

[emmybreese]

🦀🦀🦀

[sakuraspoke]

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[sofiaruelle]

Happy Valentines Day!