thepurplebones
An Awkward Serendipity
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Give it up for mah bois...DiSSoCiAtioN and MEmeS! Also I think I might be a Prodigal Son Blog? I’m not too sure, all I do is make shitty memes. 28
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thepurplebones · 12 minutes ago
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Yes queen!
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thepurplebones · 2 hours ago
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I like how everybody is paired off haha
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thepurplebones · 4 hours ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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thepurplebones · 5 hours ago
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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thepurplebones · 7 hours ago
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я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.
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thepurplebones · 9 hours ago
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"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary
"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct
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thepurplebones · 10 hours ago
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thepurplebones · 10 hours ago
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my time on bluesky has been so fucking funny to me. having an existing base + my dog seems like an algorithmic cheatcode and anytime i post him, regardless of the caption, the algorithm starts serving it to anyone's discover feed and i get a slew of replies from 45-70 y/o's that just see a dog
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thepurplebones · 12 hours ago
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From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...
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thepurplebones · 14 hours ago
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thepurplebones · 16 hours ago
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Normalize this response
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thepurplebones · 17 hours ago
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Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.
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thepurplebones · 19 hours ago
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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
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thepurplebones · 22 hours ago
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me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™
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thepurplebones · 1 day ago
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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
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thepurplebones · 1 day ago
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thepurplebones · 1 day ago
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jstor should have a for you page
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