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Asmodeus Headcanons
(He’s just like me frl)
Has the ability to Shapeshift/change his appearance, although it’s limited.
Frequently uses his shapeshifting ability so he has some stretchmarks on his legs, torso, and arms.
Loves doing drag and attending/preforming at drag shows every once in a while.
Plans weekly sleepovers for MC and his brothers, they all meet up in Lucifer’s room and crowd up all together in his bed.
Surprisingly skilled when it comes to wrestling and will not hesitate to put one of his brothers in a headlock over the slightest inconvenience.
Makes the most vile, indescribable, FOUL sex jokes known to man and says them with a straight face
Refuses to drink tap water, claims there’s “too many filthy germs contaminating it”
Always wakes up with terrible bed-head, it’s always hilarious to wake up next to him and see the absolute mess on top of his head.
If he’s not spending weeks on end in his room binging whatever reality tv show that caught his eye at the moment, he’s most likely balling his eyes out to a 12 episode-one season romance anime Levi recommended to him.
Has glorified group orgies every once in a while (his little “Asmo-Nights”)
Has, will, and will continue to moan his own name during the hoinky boinky (Me too Asmo, Me too..)
!Other headcanons under the cut!
Lucifer’s Ver
Mammon’s Ver
Leviathan’s Ver
Satan’s Ver
Asmodeus’ Ver ~ You are here
Beelzebub’s Ver
Belphegor’s Ver
#we would cause so much stress to Lucifer 😭😭#he’s witterwy me for weal#obey me#obey me swd#obey me!#obey me nightbringer#obeyme!#obey me hcs#obey me drabble#obey me asmodeus#obey me Asmo#obey me crack#obey me comfort#slight nsft on a few
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