#he’s very cute

[quofka]

hi everyone this is my girlfriend

[mythosaursarecool]

He’s just a little guuuyyyy

You know how babies will just lay down on the ground and just passed out and have a nap? Ya that was the entire idea behind this one lol

[bumfuzzled-bee]

Pat pat.

[fourfanetc]

Duality

[newtonsheffield]

Yesterday my sister asked me to look after my nephew while she had an appointment because my brother in law is away helping his mum recover after she had a heart attack. I say, “No problem”

All I had to do was wait for him to wake up from his nap, give him lunch then entertain him until she comes home. Easy.

He woke up from his nap because my sister’s dog barked at my own car parked in the driveway. Still, I am unbothered, this is what I’ve trained for. I get my nephew up, I give him the new little people Disney Princess toys I purchased for him to play with while I heat up his sausage rolls and his little blueberry muffin, and chop his strawberries. This is all going well, I’m patting myself on the back, he loves his new toys. I then realise when I go to put him in his high chair that even though I checked after his nap: his nappy needs changed. This still does not bother me.

Can you tell the exact moment from my Oura ring data when I walked back into the kitchen and realised that while I was changing my nephew: My sister’s dog ate his lunch? 😂😂😂😂

[arguablysomaya]

so-called “free thinkers” when they see meows morales

[dirtymortalkombatconfessions]

[marmot-bee-person]

I went to put my plate in the sink and my not-yet-two-year-old cousin ran away from me and when he was safely back with his parents he turned and stared at me with a vaguely awed expression

[sandrockers]

u know what let me give y’all a lil video of maskless Logan teehee…

[kimmie-nimmie]

He’s being my “knight in shining armor” and figuratively squashing two images for me, and I hearted his message when he said he would, is that flirting?

[p-h03n1-x]

Screen cap of Xiao Zhan posing by his Gucci mural ✌️, from today’s vlog. I hope they will release the actual photo 🙏

[thecoyotescry]

Waking up to messages like this from him 😍

[greemline]

“There isn’t a day that goes by where this man isn’t on your screen,” my friend states as I show them the gif my father used to react to a photo I sent him of someone’s yearbook quote.

Little does my friend know, they’re completely right. There hasn’t been a day since February that David Tennant hasn’t been on my screen at least once a day in some form.

[bard-of-beasts]

Just got this very nice quality keychain from @frenchiefieart. If you’re looking for a unique and cute charm, I really recommend buying from their Etsy. Plus, you get a sticker freebie! Just wanna spread their name outside of Etsy bc I think they definitely deserve it! :D

[glassamphibians]

should i buy a sea slug finger puppet

[hdmiports]

well. the dog is dead but also apricot is a teen now so. that’s nice