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[mackthecheese]

It only took you bugging me for over a year /lh

WOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SIGHT WOW WHAT AN AMAZING THING TO BEHOLD IM SO EXCITED I EXPECT LIVE COMMENTARY AS YOU PLAY

[000-pawz]

nsfw! (mdni)

having some weirdo freak leehan x popular mean girl reader thoughts...

everyone knows leehan is the "weird kid" on campus. he's by himself most of the time, rarely talks to anyone, and spends most of his time in the library watching youtube videos about octopus breeding and cuttlefish facts. you aren't even sure if he has friends at all since you see him by himself so often. it's become an inside joke in your friend group; leehan is the weirdo fish boy.

you guys giggle under your breath when leehan passes by in the dining hall, pointing at his niche graphic t-shirts with shark designs on them, his headphones secured over his ears as he intensely watches a video on his phone. your friend decides to make a joke saying "y/n wants to fuck him so bad. look, they're perfect for each other!" and you slap her arm from across the table, mumbling a "stop! he's probably a virgin anyways." before laughing behind your hand.

but you didn't know that leehan did hear you, and when you show up to his dorm in the middle of the night for your biweekly dick appointment, leehan is pissed.

"virgin, huh?" he asks from above you with his head cocked to the side as you writhe on his dick, his hands holding your hips still so you can't move. he can't help but laugh at your helpless demeanor, your fingernails running down his arms as you begplead for him to move.

"please, leehan, i'm sorry. please, please, fuck me already," you beg, but leehan just shakes his head with a small smile, leaning down to whisper in your ear, his lips lightly brushing against your skin.

"but i'm a virgin, baby," he says teasingly, laughing again when you whine in protest. when he leans back up, his eyes lock intensely on to yours, a taunting smile sitting prettily on his perfect lips. "guess you'll have to fuck yourself on my cock and show me how it's done, hm?"

[helpmyinterestsareverywhere]

ASDJHLWJLDHJLSADH ITS HIM!! THEY CERTAINLY WEREN'T LYING

I'VE MISSED HIM - BBG PLEASE COME HOME ME AND KIDS MISS YOU

[mercyedes]

"all 9 eps streaming now. what an honor it was" -> from darragh's insta!

[stabbyfoxandrew]

happy wipwednesday my beloved! i glad to see that you survived yesterday's fight with our angel and came out winning!

i am here to humbly request to know what your other problem child is up after he fucked up his not-date. Can't wait for you to break my heart again but until then:

kith <3

WIP Wednesday (4/3) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 126)

The only way Neil can fix this is by explaining himself. And explaining means telling the truth. A lot of it. Pretty much all of it, he thinks. 

How can he possibly do that? 

Neil’s never told anyone the truth. Well, besides the FBI. And that doesn’t really count because he had no choice. That night it was either tell the truth or go to prison for being related to Nathan Wesninski. He chose wisely, of course. But it was no picnic for him. Neil recalls those horrible hours he spent recounting his absolutely abysmal childhood to a government issue thug wearing scuffed loafers and a bored expression.

They didn’t believe him at first. Not totally. They made him rehash everything over and over until his throat was raw from talking so much and they were finally, finally satisfied with his life story. Then they shoved him into witness protection, where he was forced to spend almost a year living in North Dakota under the name Peter Duncan.

God, Neil loathes that state. And he loathed Peter. And that stupid, dinky little apartment with the awful neighbors and shoddy TV service. Sure it was stable. Normal, even. But, as insane as it would seem to anyone else, he prefers being on the road again. Running is something he’s used to. Something that makes sense even though his demons are long buried.

He likes traveling without a destination. He likes free Wi-Fi and complimentary breakfasts and room service and nice people telling him to ‘come again’. He likes his stupid little car and it’s stupid broken radio that’s thankfully stuck on a sports channel.

Hell, he even likes Neil. He likes the man he’s become since crawling out from under his mother’s corpse and his father’s ax. Because despite everything— all the names he’s used and cities he’s seen and things he’s had to do to survive— he’s turned out to be a mostly decent person. Except for the whole… ‘burning down buildings’ thing. But he’s working on it. Sort of. And on the bright side, he hasn’t killed anyone in years. Those were all self defense, of course. So… Do they really count?

Wait a minute, Neil blinks. What was his point? 

Oh. Right. The truth. 

Other than those suited pricks at the bureau, it’s a completely foreign concept to him. Neil runs his fingers through his hair a few dozen times, the curls tangling around his fingers as he does. He rips his fingers through and wonders if he should shave his head again. No. No, it’s about to be winter and he hates when his ears are cold.

And with his hair longer, he looks less like his father.

To prove that, Neil looks into the bathroom mirror and finds Neil Josten there. Not Nathan or Nathaniel. Not even Peter. (Of course not, Peter had black hair.) Neil gives his disassembled phone a glance and wonders if Andrew would’ve wanted to be friends with Peter. Or any of his other aliases with friendly dispositions. 

It wouldn't matter. None of them would ever have even tried. That's one thing that sets him apart from all his past selves. He's trying. Neil lets out a breath. He’ll put his phone back together and tell Andrew… Something.

In a day or two. 

When he figures out what that something is.

[httpiastri]

new comfort video <333

[hella1975]

end of march is crazy for writing like i have a 1.5k essay im doing today and tomorrow, a 2k word essay im doing wednesday and a 1k word research proposal im doing friday. and in the remaining week of the month i am WILLINGLY going to finish taob (~10k OPTIMISTICALLY) and make a solid start on tams (~5k-10k depending on how well writing goes). like yes girl write around 20k words worth of MULTIPLE PROJECTS in a handful of days there is no way this can end badly at all

[i3utterflyeffect]

n!victim first meeting noogai: this bastard tried to kill me and now I'm going to torment him

n!victim now: this is my little brother and if you hurt him I will make you regret it.

FOR REAL. noogai victim is so funny to me because even if they still don't like admitting they care they are fundamentally different from canon victim. they will NOT tolerate you hurting the others

[sexysilverstrider]

im never beating the loving megane allegations when out of all the 12 vampires in diabolik lovers my absolute favourites are reiji and shin. both being megane characters.

and out of all 12 characters in hakuouki my most favourite character is sanan. also a megane character.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Hello helloo—I kinda stalked your Kenjaku posts a lil bit (I read all of them) & you just get him. They’re so fun to read

Like, I never thought I needed to go on a road trip with Kenjaku, & now I do. My eyes have been opened

With that being said, I gotta know: do you think Kenjaku would have a podcast?

HI HELLOOOOO <3333333 i’m so excited to talk to another kenny stan i’m jumping up and down with joy a bit. I LOVE YOUR ART. thank you sm for your service to kenny nation 🫂🫂🫂 AND AAAA i’m so glad my kenny stuff has your approval!!!! 😭😭 he’s such a wildcard that it’s kinda hard to characterize him sometimes pjskdb … but i Adore thinking abt him. our silly little mad scientist….. he really would be the most fun to go on a roadtrip with but 😭😭😭 it’s gonna be chaotic one way or another. more memories i guess!!!

now. for your question. he would ABSOLUTELY have a podcast you’re an actual genius???? that’s so fucking funny?????? he would do it just for the lols but he actually grows to really like it . because it gives him the opportunity to yap and yap and yap as much as he wants. his podcast has absolutely no sense of consistency tho…. one episode is just him reading a book, the next is him morbidly describing how a vivisection goes . he’s insane in the head. regularly brings guests along and they Always make it even more chaotic ? somehow ??? the episodes with mahito are always the freakiest, the ones with hanami are gibberish to any listeners, the ones with jogo always end with the pod abruptly stopping (he got mad and burned the equipment)… one time yuki joins in and it’s just them having a very intense scientific debate for five hours. same with tengen but a lot more homoerotic tension. takaba joins a couple times and makes kenny do comedy skits w him :33 etcetcetc.

basically !!! his podcast is a mess. and he loves it. i also think he’d be fairly popular bc 1) he has a gorgeous gorgeous voice 2) the chaos is entertaining!! his most loyal listeners affectionately call him ”ken-chan” <333 he hates it i think.

[uten4]

Thinking about how in the middle of the most traumatic moment of his life, the first person Gordeau thought of wanting there was Chaos...

There are other ways you could interpret this line but I choose to take it the gay way. Cuz they're gay :P

[spearxwind]

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[rush-the-stars]

getou + praise kink…or perhaps overstimulation <3

me, cracking my knuckles and wiggling my fingers excitedly before i set them to the keyboard for this one:

for you, my beloved, i will do both <3

praise kink....yeahhhh. giving AND receiving. i think giving he prefers it when it's like...to fluster you. or make you squirm. not to be like it has less to do w making you feel good and far more to do with making you embarrassed but. i think he lives to get under your skin. and if you get flustered easily, he's going to adore praising you. i also just think that...getou is a worshiper type. or like. idk he's just so obsessive ya know? borders on worship in my eyes. praise just slides easily into that.

as for receiving praise. i think he doesn't want like...anything overly mushy (or if anything, i think sometimes he wants you to tell him how awful he is? how he's the worst, with tears in your eyes? a little weird form of degradation-?) but i do think he'd appreciate being told that you're his. or he's the only one that makes you feel this way (even if its loathing). he's the only one you can think of or dream about. i think you could tell him he haunts you and he would be turned on by it :// strange, horrible man that he is.

okay OVERSTIM...a favorite of his. giving, not receiving. i don't think he likes being overstimulated much at all actually. i think he likes his control. but i think giving it to you? lives and dies by it. obsessed w it. i don't think he knows how to give pleasure to you without giving it a sharp little edge, without making it hurt just a little. he uses this to break down all your walls and reduce to you what he wants; someone to take care of. someone to coddle. he's obsessed with your pleasure and pushing it far beyond it's boundaries.

he's so sick. i hate him.

send me a character + kink and i'll tell you my thoughts on it!

[httpiastri]

broccoli boy 🥺

[teddybeartoji]

hey mickey. after much needed thinking, I've decided to have a try at bringing to reality my silly daydreams. and I'd like to share with you a few lines of what I put together so far. it's about hunter yuuta and a vampire reader. im deeply embarrassed to share this because i never did this sort of thing, plus English ain't my mother tongue. but i believe your words will be kind to me.

..

yuuta tilts his head to the side to understand what is that creature on the floor before him. he's never felt this feared before and the noises it let's out makes his heart ache. it's so unbelievably human. how could it be? he's never wanted to inflict such fear. the tip of the sword reaches the fragile looking creature as if it's to break at the slight touch. his eyes are sharp, ready for anything that might come his way. he's been fooled once and shall not be twice. but instead, he's met with a pair of scared eyes.

"it's okay. no need to fear."

and he doesn't know why he's betraying his own kind by offering gentleness to a rabid beast. a demonic thing who feasts on innocent lives. yuuta's mind isn't working as it should. perhaps it's the need to care for something smaller that takes control of himself before he can stop it. it's embedded in his nature.

..

HIIIIII HIII HII MOMO!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY FOR HOARDING THIS FOR SO LONG BUT AAAAAHHHHHHHH I AM HERE I AM HERE I AM HERE!!!

FIRST OF ALL HUNTER!YUUTA AND VAMPIRE!READER??????? OHHMY FUCKING GODDDD IT'S SO FUCKING DELICIOUS????? I AM ALREADY VERY FUCKING OBSESSED WITH IT FUUCKKK I LOVE EVERY CONCEPT WHERE THE SEEMINGLY TIMID YUUTA IS SO VERY FAR FROM BEING TIMID LMAO

"it's so unbelievably human. how could it be?" "the tip of the sword reaches the fragile looking creature as if it's to break at the slight touch."

OK AND!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY LIKE THESE QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'S LOOKING AT AND IT'S IMMEDIATELY FUCKING WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!! RRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S LIKE HE'S JUST SO DRAWN TO IT YK?????? EEEEEEESO COOL!!!!!!!!!!

AND THE WHOLE SECOND PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE'S REACHING OUT!!!! WHY HE WANTS TO HELP IT. THE VERY THING THAT'S KILLING AND MURDERING IS NOW PLAYING SOME KIND OF A TRICK ON HIM!!!!! he's forgetting everything, the need to take care is just overwhelming for him isn't it.... ohhh i love it i really love it momo!!!!!!!!!!!

i love how reader's eyes are scared but you still call them a "rabid beast" eeeeeeeeeeethat got me so giddy. it's like yuuta is trying to convince himself of it yk? he sees the fearful eyes and then in his head he's still going "a beast. a vampire. danger. bad, bad, bad.". but then... he's still reaching out bc he just can't help it!!!! AAAHHHHH I'M SO INTO THIS HELLOO???? FUCKK I CAN'T WAIT TO READ MORE ABT THEM MOMO!!!!! AND WAHH THERE'S REALLY NO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED TOO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING GREAT MY LOVE!!! I LOVE YOU SOOSO MUCH AND I AM SO VERY THANKFUL THAT YOU DECIDED TO SHARE THIS WITH ME!!!! I AM KISSING YOUR KNUCKLES AND YOUR WRISTS IN THE MOST LOVING MANNER MWAH MWAHMWAHH!!!!

BTWW!!! do you have any songs for them in mind???? you know i love my personal soundtracks lmao so i am really curious as to what music you'd associate with them!!!! please do let me know!!!