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landoncrris · 1 year ago

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oh my god he is so attractive what the actual fuck

#like #literally how is that man real #the hand in pocket?? the gum chewing?? him fixing his hair?? the way he walks??#he’s so sexy i want to eat him #lando norris

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throwmethroughawindow · 10 months ago

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ace is a messy whiny pussy eater, you cannot tell me otherwise

begging and whimpering for more, devouring you over and over until you’re crying bc you’re so overstimulated and he begs for “just one more baby, you taste so good”

kissing and licking your thigh as you ride out your last orgasm, your pussy squeezing his fingers as he praises you and thanks you; promising to do this for you every day of his life if you’d let him

UGH UGH UGH

Blame @terarria-sunflower FOR THESE HORNY ASS TJOUGHTS!!!!‼️‼️‼️

#one piece #portgas d ace #ace ace ace ace ace #he’s so fucking sexy #I want him whimpering between my legs #so fucking messy and cute #FUCK #I want him so badly #portgas d ace x reader #portgas d ace smut #portgas d ace pussy eater fr #you can eat my pussy whenever baby #one piece smut #one piece x reader

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months ago

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Vincent Price eating grapes. 👀🍇

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torawro · 7 months ago

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i like ‘em a little insane, covered in blood and severely mentally unstable <3

#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com #!tw blood #!tw gore & violence #the grimm variations #the way i watched this on netflix but IMMEDIATELY ran to a streaming site to rewatch….#just to take screenshots……im so insane #when i tell you #for 10 minutes i could NOTTTTTT get past the scene in the first 4 photos #i was feeling so so so so crazy and extremely feral it was hard to contain myself #bc i wasn’t expecting it at all #i have so many things to say about this episode 😭😭😭😭😭😭#aside from this man it was actually really good the plot twist was plot twisting !!#the cinematography the music the animation the voice acting ALL A1 & TOP TIER #they did not have to make him look this DAMN GOOD??? he’s so deranged you guys i wouldn’t wanna be alone with this man 😭#but at the same time………………..👀👀#idk i want him to choke me while he deep in it and say compliment my every body part #not just in a romantic way but in a ‘i want to eat you and satiate my ever growing desire for human flesh and authenticity’ kind of way too #the fact that in the eng dub he’s voiced by ray chase makes it NO BETTER! his voice was so sexy here

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lycanr0t · 8 months ago

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*eyes snap open* laios' love language being consuming something. making it yours. making it a part of you. laios being so in love with chil that he has to eat him in the 100% literal sense. laios cutting him up and tearing him open with his hands and teeth and eating his flesh and organs and maybe even sharing with chilchuck himself. laios eating all of chil to make him a part of laios forever because that's what love is

#is chil SUPER into this or does he think this is crazy shit? umm yes.#chilchuck torn because OH GOD THIS GUY IS EATING HIM? but also oh the euphoria of being loved so intensely.#chilchuck has never felt so WANTED !! but holy shit oh god christ fuck ??#rot posts #i feel deranged rn. about them.#chilaios #<- came back to tag this bc its sexy and everyone should think about fucked up chilaios

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pawzofchaos · 9 months ago

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Happy V Day uhh here’s like fake pins and shit for Cherrisnake + one of those like old sexy character things for Pent cuz he needs more merch

I was upset abt Hazbin not getting that much new merch, so I made my own lmaooo. I have more design ideas for the rest of the ships in the cast, but I know I’m not getting that shit done by the end of tmr, so take these for now

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rosypeachblossoms · 11 months ago

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Watched Blazing Saddles (1974) and man… 😮‍💨🥵

You know what they say… 🤭

Save a horse, ride a…

#sexy blue eyed cowboy #my dumbass was barking at the fucking tv everytime his handsome face would show up #he’s delicious I wanted to eat him UP #this movie was so fucking wild #the amount of slurs gave me whiplash but luckily gene didn’t say any #him and cleavon little were such a good pair they were so funny together #Gene wilder #blazing saddles #blazing saddles 1974 #Mel brooks #cleavon little

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mymarifae · 10 months ago

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me: i finished the latest trailblaze mission in hsr so i can look at what other people are posting now! oh boy i hope it's discussions and theories about the story. i can't wait to see what everyone thought about firefly (what was going on with you sweetie...) and A Child's Dream - that segment in particular really left a profound impact on me. like who is mikhail? the voice we hear throughout is obviously misha's - did he have a twin? does mikhail have something to do with clockie? and from what we heard and saw, misha or... mikhail. encountered the embodiment of Death that lurks beneath the dreamscape. what's... the full story there...? i can't wait to see other people's perspectives it'll help me piece a more coherent theory together-

other hsr fans: *thirstposting about aventurine and/or dr. ratio, trying to cancel sparkle even though the entire point of her character is that yes she's a horrible person because it's high time we see how DANGEROUS and CRUEL the masked fools can be - no more reducing them to the silly wacky hijinks sampo pulled on jarilo; you should be scared of these guys; the game's story never wanted you to make sparkle your next skrunkly blorbo babygirl lol, heated discussions about whether dr. ratio displayed the same racism towards aventurine that sparkle did and if that makes aventurine/ratio a bad thing to ship (??????????), more thirstposts about aventurine, 500 billion generic yaois of aventurine and ratio that don't even maintain either of their characters*

me:

#HONKAI STAR RAIL IS SO GOOD AND YET NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAKES IT GOOD #I FEEL ACTUALLY INSANE #I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STORY!!!!! AND THE CHARACTERS AS INDIVIDUALS #NOT ABOUT HOW HOT THEY ARE OR WHO THEY CAN BE SHIPPED WITH #aventurine isn't even that sexy his eyes are the most interesting part about his design (HIS DESIGN. HIS CHARACTER IS MORE INTRIGUING)#the rest of it is just kind of ... like. yeah he's a blonde man. ok.#and my thoughts on aventio are i think ratio would betray aventurine for a single corn chip. and aventurine would do the same #i do not see a romance ever blossoming there. not even an enemies to lovers kinda thing. they're both too busy playing 5d chess for that #i want to talk about FIREFLY. I LOVED FIREFLY :(#i want to talk about acheron. and MISHA. SWEET BOY WHAT'S GOING ON?#there's so many interesting things going on rn and aventurine is not one of them.#like ok he knows some things but he's such a sleazy businessman about sharing info that idgaf i don't want to learn anything from him #he's always going to leave something out. because he needs to always have an advantage. for this reason i ignore 80% of what he says #i've gotten more context and clues out of everyone else he is nothing to me. i'll eat him.

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rist-ix · 6 months ago

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https://www.tumblr.com/rist-ix/749015401700229120 not you reblogging this when you ship bloom with the man who murdered her family 😭

Bloom's into ppl who slay! Hope this helps :3

#alright snark and ship wars aside i get where you’re coming from tho #if you're genuinely interested in my thought process here i would love to elaborate #which is exactly what I’ll do!#first of all! the post you linked is about headcanons #which my brain kinda wants to put into a whole different category than ships — fandom ships in particular! — but i can leave that aside #because there IS an argument to be made that relationships are an extension of characterization and personality traits #if you wanna go that route i would wanna explain that Bloom's and/or Valtor's interest in the other is in fact based on canon #(even though I don’t really think ships need to be established in the source material. make shit up that’s what fandom is for #1) the Andros episode speaks for itself. Valtor specifically tells the Trix to back off because HE wants to be the one to fight bloom #2) the episode before that he asks questions about her (and only her; even though he has more powerful enemies to worry about)#demonstrating curiosity about and interest in her #3) that same episode (or the one before; can’t remember) is their infamous first meeting #where time LITERALLY slows down as the pass each other on the stairs #they get IMPACT FRAMES #the whole color palette changes!!!#idk about u but I eat that shit up. love the drama of it all no one does it like them #I’m gonna skip all the instances where Valtor is spying on Bloom through his little scrying spell because oh god who has the time #let’s go straight to Bloom #if I had a week I would not be able to collect all the moments where she growls his name in pure fury and single-minded determination #she gets a little bit obsessed with him over the course of the season and I personally think that’s very sexy of her #Bloom is known for her tunnel vision when it comes to her past and origins and Valtor's existence fits PERFECTLY into that #it ties in neatly with her overarching story of the past 2 seasons #literally PERFECT foils #which always makes for the juiciest stories #4) she singles him out for a duel in the museum episode #5) she can literally feel his presence #6) the mere mention of his name sends her into her weird faux enchantix #of course there’s no romance in canon but there’s TENSION AND CHEMISTRY which is all u really need for a ship #all their animosity and bad blood is what makes it so INTERESTING to wonder how they COULD work. it’s the spice that makes for good fanfic!

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thebrainofocto · 11 months ago

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A lil something for the Feemor girlies (me)

His mission was longer than expected

#HE IS SO #I WANT TO EAT HIM #NOT IN THE SEXY WAY #BUT IN THE PUT HIM IN A BLENDER AND DESTROY HIM WAY #inspired by my aquiring of a haircut #feemor #my favourite boy #star wars legends

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 8 months ago

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Vincent Price - The Haunted Palace (1963) director Roger Corman

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citrine-elephant · 4 months ago

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post re4 leon probably has the urge to actually bite people and has to heavily rein that in

#the demon on his shoulder telling him to bite chris after he grabbed the last donut without asking #chris doesn't understand his post-bioweapon-infected friends #they all act so weird #they all want to bite especially jill jesus christ she is mean #i want to incorporate feral leon headcanons in my shit #sexy re6 leon being all suave and shit #then bam he's pissed off and climbing the walls #he probably just has the urge to eat roadkill and bite #like a wild cornered animal he's going all fuckin out fuck you #leon going chimpanzee mode

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inkykeiji · 11 months ago

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btw i luv how sukuna having a praise kink is canon lmao <3333 daddy sukuna is reallll (i'm gonna make a compilation video one day for personal research purposes)

sERIOUSLY JUST LIKE;;;;; the things that come out of that man’s mouth i swear to god!!!!!! they make my thighs clench and my stomach tense!!! want me to praise you? like hell fuckin yeah i do daddy <333 he’s just so condescending it’s so sexy ugh <3 and i’ve mentioned this before but like his japanese voice actor does such a good job sounding bored and indifferent—like he doesn’t give a single fuck about anything—while still managing to imbue just a hint of amusement in his tone, as if he finds all of this so funny, as if it’s all one big private joke only he is privy to <3

#he’s so hot i can’t handle him #like every single thing he says #makes me want to eat my own knuckles #ugh <3 he’s so sexy it’s wILD #have an awesome day anon bb n be safe!!!!! stay hydrated!!!! i have such a wicked headache rn it sUCKS #inky.bb #clari gets mail #inky.jjk

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bookrat · 5 months ago

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Looks like a Livestock guardian dog. Pyrenees mix? Absolutely stunningly beautiful baby. 😍 If so, stranger-danger is par for the course. Don't be defeated if a tiger won't change stripes.❤️ Congrats on prettiest baby. ~

Thanks~

The people who gave him to me thought he was a lab/standard poodle(definitely not poodle, and labs aren't the only black dogs in the world), but my guess is great pyrenees mix too. He's even got a hind dewclaw.

Whatever he's mixed with, he didn't get a purely LGD personality and I'm having to work with him on not wanting to eat the chicken.

#jealously of me brushing the cat was easy #just hand him treats at the same time I'm brushing Prompto #but he didn't want to eat the cat #and Bruiser thinks large black dogs are sexy so you can imagine the stress I am under #Nox hasn't had an unsupervised minute since he was dropped off #it's literally just birds he has a problem with though #we keep encountering snakes and lizards on our walks and he barely glances at them #and he likes cats while being very respectful of their boundaries #tangent: I thought I was free of fluffy dog hell after Kero but truly I'll never escape having 2 hours of brushing time per week

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anythingforjtk · 1 year ago

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this photo is making me lose my mind …

📸 sophiechoosestheroad on instagram

#jake kiszka #how can he be so sexy #I want to eat him #HIS LIPS #they’re so plush and pink

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stfuimprojecting · 8 months ago

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oh bobby the man that you are

peter krause has been so sexy this season daddy fr

#he is so so so sexy #i want him #eat him right up #911 abc #bobby nash #peter krause

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