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marciaillust · 3 months ago

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an Angel

#moist von lipwig #discworld #going postal #terry pratchett #fanart #marcia #literally shutupshutupshutup i knOW he is not that cool but i really wanted to draw wings #i dont think im drawing him lame enough even though he is not all that lame #i mean lets be real if youre reblogging this youve read this book you know i mean #he is just so shaped as a character #lame in some aspects overcompensating in other and perfectly capable and even admirable in some other other aspects too #regardless he is not that cool.#illustration #digital art #original art #artists on tumblr #character art #marciaillust #the alternative caption is “And then an Angel appeared” which is a direct passage from the book but i dont want to discourage the uninitia #ted from reblogging; the tumblr art sphere is already dying lolol

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bigfatbreak1 · 4 months ago

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I’d like to thank… MYSELF for using psyop-esqe tactics to convince @ariaovon to draw this repulsive hottie. This is a win for me, @ariaovon, and the other four ppl on tumblr who identify as Shaw Shawties. Guns, trucks and forgetting to flush!

Lowkey his first bath in months 🦨

This one goes out to @bigfatbreak1, my partner in grime

#shaw #shaw open season #beautiful art #moot art #mootiful art #crying tears #this drawing is so beautiful I’m so sad grungy unwashed yokels don’t exist irl #he’s so moist #I bet he smells like wet dog #when I say I’ve got that dawg in me I mean I’ve got smelly wet waterlogged Shaw in me

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nipuni · 1 year ago

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⚰️ A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on august 1st!

#the phantom of the opera #phantom of the opera #phantom #erik #my art #here have a a sad man #sorry the packaging is a little morbid and moist #he is having a moment #so am I ...god I'm so drained my mental health is in the negatives

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megafaunatic · 5 months ago

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silliest guy in ankh-morpork

#havelock vetinari #vetinari #discworld #i like when he plays ditzy. only guy who knows hes in a humor novel #i know wuffles isnt in feet of clay but he is.... in my Heart #drew the stamp bc the canon stamps as seen in the moist books are so totally wrong!! WHERE is his fuckass BOB #and the facial hair isnt nearly fussy enough! and also not even a goatee?#my art

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potato-lord-but-not · 11 days ago

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the newly minted gay anon post is a 10k note post because statistically speaking your art has made a significant number of people queer. for instance i finally realized im a trans man and i think your noel yaoi may have been a part of that

I can’t even blame you for that I mean. cmon. I’d trans my gender too if I saw delicious Noel yaoi

#but alas. that one song by the wrecks and Moist Von Lipwig himself beat him to it #smacks Noel you can fit so much gender in this guy #told my partner he’s the only malevolent character I could reasonably headcanon as trans and I think it’s great that he’s the one who’s #awakening shit in people (or at least one person)#ask #happy for you tho anon !!!!!!#congrats on the gender !!!!!

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verdigrispatina · 2 years ago

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I read the Moist books before I ever read the watch books but going back and rereading Going Postal after the watch books is SO funny because Vimes is barely in it at all but you know he is absolutely losing his mind in the background. Like he’s dealing with the murder of John Dearheart (and other clacksmen) that they can’t pin on Gilt yet, the past five guys that tried to be postmaster all died mysteriously in the span of like two months, and then this guy comes out of fucking nowhere and fixes all that shit in like a week, during which the post office burns in what was CLEARLY another murder attempt but this new guy won’t admit that to the watch. Vimes must have been seething this whole time

It’s even funnier if you assume that he knows that Moist was Albert Spangler because he’d be even more furious

#i KNOW he wants to kick moist's ass so bad #discworld #sam vimes #going postal #moist von lipwig #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett

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runfreebirdrun · 1 year ago

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Discworld Update: took a break to read non-Discworld books, can you believe it. but i'm back and i've just read Making Money 👍

next up is Raising Steam, and then i've got to decide whether i move up to Rincewind or Death...

#runfreebirdrunart #discworld update #discworld #moist von lipwig #adora belle dearheart #cosmo lavish #havelock vetinari #i accidentally drew Moist almost exactly like this random guy in my law class. but i think he would approve so i kept it

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zagreuses-art · 4 months ago

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For a guy who never really shows interest in anyone Vetinari sure gets shipped with a lot of people huh!

Inspiration image and the names the hands belong to under the cut

Apparently this is a still from the move "Malena", I found it on Pinterest I think

From right to left the hands belong to: Sybil Ramkin, Lord Downey, Moist Von Lipwig, Sam Vimes, Lady Margolotta, and Rufus Drumknott. Leonard da quirm is in the background inventing a blowtorch

#discworld #havelock vetinari #sybil ramkin #lord downey #moist von lipwig #sam vimes #lady margolotta #rufus drumknott #leonard da quirm #my art #digital art #its very intriguing to me #not only is his sexuality an inkblot test. so is his taste #hard to belive he has time to run the city while juggling all these folks. but he IS very good at juggling

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kateksmallcuteowl · 8 months ago

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Thanks @helenvader for reminding me about this scene in men at arms. Needed to reread a book before I’ve drawn this, but finally it’s ready;)

Unexpectedly Havelock has a new robe-design here. Lol.

P.S. First time I did something on Discworld that is apparently NOT VetVimes content 😅 Hope you like it)

#lets talk about Leonard being an unexpectedly good ADHD representation #Moist was good but not exaxtly THAT type of a man #and the fact he also has Vetinari’s therapist-friend-priesoner energy #I honestly like Leo so much #and his scenes in jingo were iconic #And a strange-smiling Mona Lisa is also such a discworld thing #I know there was another thing at book but I couldn’t help drawing THAT #Oh and Havelock is such a kitty here #I just think of him reacting to Leonard’s new inventions as I react to new ✨bugs✨ on the street #I also hadn’t draw anything in chibi style for awhile #it’s just so relaxing #✨macht mir spaß✨#p.s.#I’m still anxious about how my sketches look but I promised myself to talk more and post more ‘unpolished’ arts this year so here we go #eat this social anxiety!#P.P.S #discworld #havelock vetinari #fanart #lord vetinari #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #ukrart #men at arms #jingo #leonard of quirm #adhd #procreate #artists on tumblr #digital art

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unknownn-girl · 7 months ago

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guys why is moist critikal kinda…😻

#send help #please help #im going insane #i need him #he’s so fine #moist critikal #girlblogging #girlblogger #girlblog #insane girl #hell is a teenage girl #im just a girl #manic pixie dream girl #girlcore #tumblr girls #girlhood #this is what makes us girls

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sodaspringz · 6 months ago

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hey guys, just dropping in to tell you that by our biology system gillion tidestrider would be classified as an amphibian. have an awesome night and keep on stridin

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #he breathes air and water and has perpetually moist skin #i mean fish have weird slime on them too but im just saying. so do frogs #fish cannot process air in the same way as he can so by my ruling. gillion 'gillypad' 'tadpole' tadstrider #also we NEVER hear scales mentioned #that man has SKIN.#goodnite x #gillion tidestrider

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veinereastath · 1 month ago

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#AT LAST THERE IS A MOD TO GIVE HIM HAIR FOR THE WHOLE GAME NOT JUST FLASHBACKS #it also required new game to come out after DAI but that's a detail just 10 years of waiting it's fine I am fine I AM FINE #you just know I got moist on the spot #gosh he looks so good I can't even #solas #dread wolf #fen'harel #dragon age #dragon age veilguard #da4 #modded game

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nico-moist-moses · 8 months ago

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"Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?"

He won't bite...

Edit: I FORGOT HIS MUSTACHE JAIL FOR ME JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS (i fixed it phew)

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bunnakit · 9 months ago

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forgive me father for i have sinned

#being abnormal about him #just wish he didn't look so wet #why is my hongjoong moist #is the hongjoong wet?#(is the gym wet?)#ateez #atz #kim hongjoong #hongjoong #ateez hongjoong #black cat nero #oat gifs #🌸ateez #faon.tagged #userjamiec #userzhaozi #usersasa

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identityquest · 3 months ago

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oc-tober day 4 complete with iorek, one of my more under-appreciated ocs... underappreciated by me, of course 😭

iorek (pronounced yore-eck) is a iotere (pronounced yo-tare-ay). iotere are a serpent-like folk that live in vast cave systems on a planet with low gravity. their bony masks are the only truly hard parts of their body, and they can squeeze through any space they can fit their heads into. their diet largely consists of shellfish that live in underground aquifers.

iorek lives with my characters romsir, areson, xalei, and eno, but beyond that i haven't developed much of his character... i know he's quiet, stoic, and serves as a paternal figure due to his advanced age. but other than that he's got nothing 😵‍💫 go grandpa! i guess 😭

#digital art #sketch #ocs #oc:iorek #oc:areson #oc:romsir #oc:eno #bweirdoctober #i made iorek in high school so i have no excuse for him being this underdeveloped its kinda embarassing #i have more lore for his species than him as a character so. ig ill put that in the tags #iotere have a diminishing population due to prejudices in the greater universe. theyve been treated rather poorly for a long time #their societies are matriarchal in nature and are sort of similar to bees #iorek is like analogous to a drone but hes unique in that hes lived a lot longer than expected after being kicked out of his maternal nest #also in regards to physical appearance iorek is chubby. he lives on a planet with much high gravity now and its harder for him to get aroun #so hes gotten kinda sedentary and gained a bit of weight. homeworld iotere are a bit slimmer #also hes soft to the touch. like velvet. iotere are covered in a fine down all over their bodies #also they dont have true eyelids. theyve been underground long enough to lose those #they have something like a transparent nictitating membrane to keep the eye moist and clean since they havent lost vision yet #but iorek struggles to see in full sunlight and operates best in low to no-light environments #what im trying to say is you'd lose a staring contest with him bc you cant tell when he 'blinks' and he would cheat with a straight face

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i-may-be-an-emu · 2 months ago

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@timey-acey222 here’s some Jasper fanart I’m fairly certain I never posted :)

#I’m not 100% happpy with it and I hate the shirt #But #oh well :)#it’s from a little while ago #Same day spocket was released I think? Or maybe a week after or before idk #Around then #Anyway I haven’t watched moist and magical as much as the other plays and so idk if this art is very fitting is all #But anyway!!! :))#You ask and ye shall receive #shoot from the hip #sfth fanart #Emu draws #(And it was from before he had a canon name so I put boy witch :))

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