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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me
#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot#i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff#but even that is important in its own way in the end#union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game#its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game#bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends#and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot#but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately#and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration#even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format#i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game#ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know#there are so many different flavors they could go with here#alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series#like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain#which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot#kingdom hearts#kh#mine: kh
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Colin (angry and talking out of his ass) : You entrapped me and we shouldn't be married
Penelope: Alright (offers annulment)
Colin: Wait- not like that
#colin you would love ao3#just making up plots#also telling her she entrapped him when she was fully ready to marry debling is objectively hilarious before HE interrupted PUBLICLY#my delusional king <33 love you mwah#bridgerton#polin
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less questions, more getting into the cuddle pile, daniel
#my art#my doodles#they are all messed up in the head! what’s not clicking! get in there!#interview with the vampire#iwtv#interview with the vampire amc#iwtv amc#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#iwtv art#iwtv fanart#what’s the ship name?#loumandstat#is that it? I guess???#loustat#loumand#lesmand#armandstat#not putting ship tags involving daniel until he stops being a coward and jumps at least one of them#(with lestat objectively being the most hilarious option possible my god the drama of it all)
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Should I render any of these??
#This just in: Actual Rot Found in my Brain#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#book of bill#the billble#Are people actually calling it “The Bill-ble”???#that's hilarious#bill cipher#stanford gravity falls#stanford pines#I have my theories...#Evidence? Pipe Bomb.#He just needs one follower. He'll be back.#TO BE AN INANIMATE OBJECT SENTENCE CONCEPT OR CREATURE!!! DEAR GOD. I DIDN'T NEED MY SOUL ANYWAY#I'd be devastated without soul food though :[
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Imagine being such a sad pathetic loser that even your child soldier breeding cult leader father thinks your vibes are bad
#objectively hilarious thing for him to say#he really is the saddest wettest boy to ever live#image description in alt#river cartwright#frank harkness#slow horses#slow horses season 4
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and now where the hell is he looking
#This is so funny to me like what else would he be looking at#No one else in this photo is looking in that direction like they’re looking slightly off in the distance but he’s like fully head turned#I can see the fucking face he’s making in my mind#Also just objectively hilarious photo to not see his face but the stupid fuckass mohawk#cobra kai#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#eli moskowitz#Obligatory “he wants that cookie so effing bad”
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any character in spies are forever, singing any given song: ohhhh i sure do love eating undisturbed meals on a random normal sunday
agent curt mega, appearing spotlighted on the stairs mid-song as the music changes in tone completely: cause i’m a spy again… and when you’re a spy… no meals are undisturbed… and no sundays are normal… i’m saddled with an unspeakable amount of homosexual guilt but i’m gonna say that last part in a really vague foreshadowy way…
#spies are forever#tcb#saf#tin can bros#agent curt mega#every time i listen to somebody’s gotta do it this pops into my head#why does he do this in so many songs#i love him and saf but it’s objectively a little hilarious
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"next chapter is called 'i need you' omg isagi and kaiser team up ?" WRONG ! it's gonna be kaiser begging ness on his knees for a pass
#thoughts#disclaimer yeah i know it's gonna be the first thing#but admit it wouldn't the second be objectively infinitely funnier#idk kaiser going from 'i don't need your freedom i'm gonna do this myself' to 'THIS GAME IS RIGGEDDDD' in not even five chapters#it's hilarious that's what it is he thought he was a genius turns out he needs someone to spoon feed him passes to score BAHAHAHA#this entire rant is heavily exaggerated btw OBVIOUSLY kaiser's a great player lmfao#kainess codependency who cheered (just me)#blue lock#bllk#bllk spoilers#michael kaiser#isagi yoichi#alexis ness
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i love being a menace on project temi
[ID: Liam Plecak, a green backpack, runs across the transparent background. He's wearing little wooden boots held together by green vines, and he's wearing Airy's lantern head on his own like a hat. He has scarring over his face, giving him mis-matched eyes (one black, one white) as he clutches a piece of blue sticky note in a hand with a triumphant, open smile. The note is titled: DEATH, followed by a string of numbers. His zipper is partially open, letting more sticky notes fly out from within him, also labeled SWAP, LOSPEED, and the rest partially obscured being MAXHEAL and -ABILITY. End ID.]
#context. roblox game. liam's ability is that he just. collects sticky notes#but when he dies all of those sticky notes start coming into action and play these randomized effects onto the remaining people left in the#game and its fucking hilarious to me and me only. 'why did i just die' iunno. who did that.#hfjone#hfjone backpack#liam plecak#im a little sillay#mood's art#osc#object show community
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Look I don't even care about basketball like that at the olympics, but I need Serbia to win only because of how salty and bitchy NBA twitter will be. As a fandom girlie lurking there...no fandom I have been in has ever been that obsessed with their faves. You say your goat is Steph Curry and people will turn wiccan and put curses on your entire bloodline. Swifties got nothing... They be cheating on their wives, but stay loyal to Kevin Durant.
#it will be so funny please serbia#our commentator is soooo rooting for serbia is hilarious he isnt even being objective#he is like and JOKIĆ SCORES#oh and edwards made a two#i am also serbian tonight idc#nba#olympics#usa vs serbia#basketball#basketball olympics#olympics basketball#paris#paris 2024
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I've been wanting to play more with my Human Bill design and concepts since reading the book :) so here's a comic that I want to continue on (after I fill some other obligations T_T)
#em draws shit#art#comic#human bill#bill cipher#book of bill spoilers#tbob spoilers#drawing this was fun because i got to use a trope i find hilarious (conveniently placed censor object)#hes naked cause he was just born. into the body of a grown man
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do have to admit, asmodeus is the funniest bitch in there to be a priest of another god. especially the one he has some Beef with.
#critical role#cr spoilers#he's got two things going for him in my eyes. sexy champions and being objectively hilarious.
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perks of writing older zimbits: strong nonverbal communication, lots of inside jokes, getting to work through jack’s retirement and bitty’s career success, really REALLY tender, peak ride-or-die energy
pitfalls of writing older zimbits: fellas is it weird that jack’s inner monologue still defaults to “bitty” when bitty is a 44-year-old father of three who hasn’t played organized hockey in years
#to be clear this is not a downside at all i think he wears bitty with pride around their friends for the rest of his life#and I think they love it and still use it privately even when Bitty switches to ‘Eric’ professionally#i don’t think jack ever forgets that bitty’s name is eric but i DO think he has created so many pet names for bitty#that by the time they’re both getting into their fifties he has to literally stop and think while filling out paperwork#‘bud what is your fucking name eh?’#i’ve been calling you some diminutive form of ‘rabbit’ for 25 years#bitty thinks this is objectively hilarious#but is also like ‘sweetie. *sweetie.* c’mon now.’#omgcp#mine
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I actually really like that The Batman is more of a film noir than a superhero movie. Detective shows up to work in his cosplay and everyone lets him because they wouldn't get any work done anyway
#not fallout#kal talks#objectively hilarious#they would have got nowhere if he didnt give them the solution
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i think the fast travel in this game is very cool 👍
#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#sissel#my art#fanart#comic#pov the ghost you just met after dying can travel through telephone lines (he is breaking privacy laws and you work in law enforcement)#look i know the phones are more like level select but they're also narratively fast travel#and i know sissel doesn't have a corporeal body but work with me here#sissel can just Say Things and the souls he talks to will just have to accept that because they're Level 1 Dead#what they don't know yet is that sissel is only Level 3 Dead with a severe No Context debuff#uh nothing i drew or said in tags should be a spoiler since it's all introduced in the prologue#knowing the ending of this game it's actually hilarious that sissel can go anywhere he wants to mess with every object in the vicinity#but only if he can reach it.#no watermark or signature do you see how low quality that sissel is#don't repost or i'll {Trick} your kneecaps next
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