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he would definitely bite tables
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TOJI ASS LOVERSSS UNIIITEEEEEEEE!!!! he would look so fucking sexy covered in lipstick marks🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 - @teddybeartoji
Us getting ready to devour that man WHOLE after covering him in lipstick marks!!!
#i need him BAD !!!#🌷 ━━ mickey.#he’s not ready#toji is gonna be empty brained and shriveled up like a raisin
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I’m sure they’ll end up together and I’ll hate it
#it’s always the ones who fight first#listen!#HE’S NOT READY#also not every single character needs to be in a relationship pls
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girldad mode activate
#I'd trust him to buy me pads#at home he'd always have clean pads ready in case#they're not for him to use. if he's trans his ass is in menopause#chilchuck tims#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#comic#my art
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She's stimming I'm not polishing this catgle any more i have assignments on track waiting to stab me in the back.
#tadc fanart#animation#2d animation#tadc animation#gangle fanart#tadc gangle#fanart#gif#tadc#gangle#Anyway cat gangle pisses jax off bc he's a rabbit and yknow what cats do. (He's not ready for snake gangle)#the amazing digital circus
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my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone
and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place
only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?
but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree
and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence
and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"
and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"
#i just love the idea that penelope was nervous thinking it's an uprising#only to be pleasantly surprised to find her husband is eradicating an entire generation of suitors#and she becomes a nervous teenager getting ready for their first date waiting to arrive#bonus points if odysseus has blood on him he forgot to wipe off and penelope is like oh HELLLL YEAH#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic penelope#odypen
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.
And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.
#i saw the tv glow#I saw the tv glow spoilers#it is SUCH a queer story#the disassociation. the hiding in fiction to feel alive.#the horror of watching time tick by and knowing you’re not who you’re meant to be#the unique paralysis of staying put in hell because it’s safer than what might be over the horizon#the tragedy of trying to help someone who isn’t ready to be helped#god it’s so much. god. rarely do I walk out of a film and just stare soundlessly into space#anyway. please see this movie. although I sort of hope if you’re reading this post it’s cuz you already have#eta: I used he because the main character never quite vocalizes another pronoun#but this is SUCH a trans story. suuuuch a trans story. it is not even a little subtle#it’s so good and so so painful
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I’m happy that Belphie and Grim are friends, but I have……mixed feelings, about how he’s begun modelling his behaviour off her. she is SUCH a cranky grandma, and now I have my tiny kitten whining and grumbling over everything just like she does
#he follows her around everywhere too#you’ll see Grim walk past and then seconds later a little kitten will bounce by#hot in pursuit#ready to learn how to complain like a senior citizen
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iconic of him. he must be getting ready to drop a fuckin' nuke or some shit. he WANTS people to talk about it. hes out for blood. he wants to make sure drake will never come back from this.
#kendrick lamar#drake#this is fucking wild i cannot wait to see what he has in store#fuck drake man im ready for him to be obliterated
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#crk#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#crk fanart#he’s just doing silly arts & crafts :3#no concerning implications at all#crk hyperfixation got me ready to art again after art hiatus yippee yay 🙌#there will be more coming!!#artkade
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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Feather Fang
or... my personal moon moon, if you will
#wolf#original art#wings#cryptid#angel#feather fang#artists on tumblr#art#las!art#FINALLY DREW THE BOI#was going for dark and edgy and ptrns said he was cute and ready for pets#which he is#he's also dancing#super happy
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as promised some koralina lore (the lore is 5 and likes dancing)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wyll ravengard#tav#all this is still cooking but we're getting there#pink thing comes prepackaged with a smaller pink thing#wyll being a stepdad was not on my bingo card when i decided to romance him but here we are#i can imagine him going into it ready to be all gentle and patient bc that's kori's little dude and now there's a strange man in his life#and he's just like 'oh cool another parent'
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Michael learns of Henry and William’s FNAF lore..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#william afton#henry emily#fnaf pizzeria simulator#Michael isn’t ready to learn about their lore#he doesn’t trust Williams word dude only lies#but Henry agreeing? now he’s worried#I kinda wish we got to have Henry and scraptrap etc talk#cause Henry’s lines directed at William go unbelievable hard#maybe they’ll get more scenes or at least context for them in the future#in games of course cause silver eyes is a lil different etc
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very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain
#my art#senshi#Chilchuck tims#Chilchucks wife#<- we call her whitbelle#whitbelle#chilshi#chilchuck sandwich#dungeon meshi#barely visible text says the following#(pointing at Senshi) ready to ruin things for himself because he wants to help his friend#(pointing at Chil) mcdumbass developed a crush on Senshi and is now afraid of letting him go despite wanting to reconcile with whitbelle#***the name whitbelle came from the fic Reelin’ In The Years by werewolf_gimmick on ao3 !!!
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