#he’s literally just a little guy…

[whumpy-wyrms]

when the whumper is a silly goose

[dorindameddler]

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that the writing station at wyll’s tent must be for him to write his little stories about being the blade 🥺

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa sucks at “flirting” with Mike

[chiangyorange]

the chain but on a scale of who says hooray yippee and wahoo

is this anything.

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[probablyafaggot]

top underrated crowley moment

truly the world's most pathetic little guy

[loveyourhate]

🌙Tired💤

[lotus-pear]

bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

[daredevil-vagabond]

I'm only human, I come with knives (and agony)

[machveil]

I had to messily sketch König, thought I’d share lol

[yennao]

Girl there’s no way a shield woulda helped him.

[volukyrja]

Anakin is gone. I am what remains.

[woozi]

first date

[ddeck]

another take your kid to work day

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”