#he’s like a ken doll
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Feeling bad? Feeling shitty? Make yourself a paperdoll!
If I want more options I can just draw them :)))
#rayman oc#paintmy#rayman fairy#oc art#digital paper doll#cw nudity#cw doll nudity#there’s no bits#he’s like a ken doll
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can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?
so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.
perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.
enter best friend eddie.
he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.
but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.
when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?
it's just friends helping friends.
and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.
it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.
#:pedrosmile:#i'm thinking big today#this is a weird and niche scenario that isn't entirely realistic but#it's my mind palace and i'll play with my ken doll as i please#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#just sit and play in this little sandcastle with me for a little while why don't y'all#i think we all know where it goes from there#but imagining him all flustered as he does it#trying to cover that up with him making so many dumb jokes#and then THAT happens#and you both go dead silent#his internal panic because *fuck oh my god i just got hard and i just made it weird and oh no oh fuck*#and you just wishing the earth would swallow you fucking whole#something something he does it again wahoo#anyways my tattoo itches like a bitch rn but it's on my arm not my ass lmao
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more Deans
#picture the room of slaughtered Dean copies… that’s what my sketchbook looks like..#his face just floating in my head..#idk how to capture his likeness and still feel loose.. I feel like he is so Ken doll that it feels unspecific lol#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#my art
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i have never played mk in my life but these two have been consuming my mind
#i did actually get mk11 even tho kenshi isnt in it#johnshi#johnny x kenshi#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat#mk#johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#another serious asian guy x goofy white guy ship got my ass 😔#tbh i think kenshis a lil goofy with johnny#as he should#sorry tekken im an mk girly now 😋 <- lying#I FORGOT TO WRITE KEN DOLL ON KENSHIS PINK SHIRT pretend thats there thnx#oh also ik kenshi has tattoos but i didnt see if he had his arms done??? like i couldnt find refs so idk girl
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Happy Star Wars Day!
I went insane with this Metal Bikini Han Solo collage last month >:o) I’ve doodled him in the infamous metal bikini in the past, but decided it was time I dedicate myself to a real quality illustration of it. Enjoy! Lol
nine bazillion process pics under the cut
#first pic is a scan which is why he looks so flat#my only two regrets with this: I kind of liked his eye-roll facial expression from the sketch better than the forward stare expression I#ultimately gave him. and two: I considered giving him a realistic dick outline under his little sheer loin cloth but chickened out.#I should have done it. he’s too ken doll down there it’s not right lol#I shoulda put that thang on him#anyway!#star wars#han solo#jabba the hutt#may the fourth be with you
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i drew my john design yesterday and got inspired to draw more stuff. all but the original king doodle are inspired by bases by mellon_soup on pinterest. truly the godsend of bases
#malevolent#john doe#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#malevolent fanart#arthur malevolent#the king in yellow#jarthur#john malevolent#my art#digital art#malevolent podcast#hastur#private eyes#im crying in the link his ken doll balls are in center focus#put some pants on boy#anyways eldritch gods have no use for an evolutionary need to protect their young but i think thats one of the things he got from arthur#like being in his head he knows certain things just by the nature of them spilling over etc#now he understands why kittens are adorable
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A second pass at my Zim design and his python-puppy face.
#my art#invader zim#iz#i debated the addition of the swimmy trunks cuz like is it really nudity if he's a ken-doll?#i dunno but i aint gonna risk it#tw eye contact
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this clip is so adrien “i love my girlfriend marinette dupain-cheng i do not want a job or a future unless it is with my girlfriend marinette dupain-cheng whom i love” agreste coded
#i feel like everyone calls adrien a barbie but his kenergy is so strong#like he literally doesn’t have any goals in life besides loving marinette he’s SO ken doll#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml collusion#adrien agreste#adrienette#barbie movie#barbie
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Hi! Just wanted to pop in and say that your art is beautiful!! I adore the colors and your art style! And I love how you draw and hc young John Constantine, what a menace, you can't not love him
Thank you! I love drawing this lil punk guy and his antics.
#askjesncin#john constantine#hellblazer#ray monde#jl remix#johnstantine is called a pretty boy a lot in the comics but like..I think he should look like a brat of a punk in his youth#just unbridled teenage embarassment era#no ken doll here
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i love you tattoos that appear when wet
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me when i'm normal
#his arms are so rigid hes like a mental illness ken doll#ive missed those big watery anxious chihuahua eyes#that barely repressed scream behind them#anewbrainjughead#the newsreader
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They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth etc etc
#my husband actually came up with the small dick Vulcan headcanon and I think it's hilarious#Neelix: I like that it's sm- (Average.) Aveeeerage. It's cute! <- About to get strangled irl this time#Tuvok#Neelix#bee doodles#st voy#star trek voyager#st voyager#my headcanons for size are as follows: Neelix Chakotay Harry Tom Tuvok EMH#EMH is last bc he doesn't have one. Ken doll down there.
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Everett just genuinely asked what a penis was hurling him into the corner with the other Bizly transmasc characters
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The All-Syrian, Italian, Welsh, British-American Bitch!
(Unmute!)
#made this edit instead of sleeping#mainly because I was making myself laugh at it and could not sleep#like at all#oh Desmond he’s kind of like a Ken doll to me#assassin’s creed#assassin's creed#desmond miles#ac1#clings edits
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ik they’re compared to renga bc of the red and blue but have we considered this dynamic
#it’s not exact but they’ve got similar personalities#shirtless lance looks like a ken doll 😭 let’s just say he’s trans#first time drawing a boy torso we r learning!#dee draws#voltron#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance#matchablossom#voltron legendary defender#vld fanart
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i know these are not universal categories or opinions lol, so please elaborate on your choices!
#five gets a spot in camp gay for that little flowery waistcoat number in planet of fire#but also the fact that his cricket clothes weren’t sport/time period appropriate#meaning that he’s always kinda dressed like an athletic ken doll#and i probably should’ve added 12 to inspectors gadget but he’s already in everythiiinggggg because i’m biased#doctor who#classic who#doctor who poll#polls
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