#he’ll complain

[formulawolff]

“and lando norris will not go quietly into the night” yeah because he bitches & whines constantly—

[justaz]

arthur notices merlin and lancelot’s chemistry in s1 and then merlin and gwaine’s chemistry in s3 and comes to the conclusion that merlin likes men with long hair. in completely unrelated news, arthur thinks he might look good with long hair and decides to grow it out

[kevinsdsy]

pick your fighter:

kevin “did you know i’ve never been skiing? i’d like to try it one day, though.” day

vs

jeremy “yeah, i spoke to jean earlier this week. he’s definitely done for the year, but he’ll be back in the fall. he just won’t be back in black.” knox

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[oneofthosenightbees]

Hc that leshy often clings to his siblings to get around the cult and avoid others

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan ‘Saber Nun Chucks’ Kenobi would be delighted with Ezra’s saber blaster actually anything that gives Huyang a robotic heart attack would probably be right up Obi-Wan’s alley actually.

[shhhsoftnwet]

Who are you harassing this time, team leader Shin?

[bluedillylee]

Unicorn Sex (as drunkenly relayed to Jaskier)

never forget that Jaskier knows about the unicorn! I had to imagine the possibilities

[1111-sunset-circle]

imagine your f/o coming home and slipping into bed with you. mumbling about how warm you are and resting their hands on your sides under your shirt.. bonus if their fingers are freezing. or maybe it’s the other way around: sneaking your hands up their shirt to warm them and snuggling in even closer

[handledwithgloves]

ok like i cant stop thinking about it now. whats so good about “i’ll burn the world for you/i’ll kill anyone who touches you”

when

“i will follow you blindly to the ends of the earth, i will corrupt my soul and wear this horcrux for you, i will put you before me, before anyone, i will listen to you when no else does, i will know you and all your faults and still choose to be by your side”

LIKE LORD WHAT IS DEVOTION IF IT IS NOT RONALD WEASLEY!!!!! 😭

[saucywendeee]

König loves to listen to Horangi ramble

[ssstarlighttt]

since cars exist in jd, i feel like jack is likely escorted due to his family’s reputation and they probably have the money for that, which is great for him, because i know that man would have the most HORRID driving anxiety ever. if he drove he would hear one noise that sounds slightly off in his car and immediately ask cygnus if the car is about to explode

[biillyhargroves]

Mike and Lucas trying to go to Billy for advice about El and Max because he’s with them all the time and they know that the girls confide in him and Billy lets them get through their whole story before simply saying, “Can’t help. Girl code.” and walking away, the end.

[cicadasketch]

Here’s a bunch of silly messy little sketches for the mungrove peeps

[gramaphonejammin]

Forcing my brother (a career pilot) to watch MOTA so I can get the technical tea on the flight scenes…true brain worms happening

[fastboatsmojito]

Scott headcanon for the night - he will not let you on the bed in outside clothes (he’s just like me) and he will absolutely drag you to the shower and lay out some pajamas for you if you’re too sleepy - mumbling about how he just cleaned the sheets while he washes your hair <33