#he’ll complain

[formulawolff]

“and lando norris will not go quietly into the night” yeah because he bitches & whines constantly—

[justaz]

arthur notices merlin and lancelot’s chemistry in s1 and then merlin and gwaine’s chemistry in s3 and comes to the conclusion that merlin likes men with long hair. in completely unrelated news, arthur thinks he might look good with long hair and decides to grow it out

[kevinsdsy]

pick your fighter:

kevin “did you know i’ve never been skiing? i’d like to try it one day, though.” day

vs

jeremy “yeah, i spoke to jean earlier this week. he’s definitely done for the year, but he’ll be back in the fall. he just won’t be back in black.” knox

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[oneofthosenightbees]

Hc that leshy often clings to his siblings to get around the cult and avoid others

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan ‘Saber Nun Chucks’ Kenobi would be delighted with Ezra’s saber blaster actually anything that gives Huyang a robotic heart attack would probably be right up Obi-Wan’s alley actually.

[lidera-aro]

I want a reverse Robin au with Duke as Red Hood

I have seen plenty of Red Hood!Damian, I’ve seen Stephanie as Red Hood, but I have seen one fic that made Duke Red Hood and that was like, incorrect quotes(I liked it ofc, but still)

Bc I feel like it would go so well??(I have never read any comics pls tell me if I’m wrong)

Damian would be SO against him at first cus I’m Blood son and an heir?? Why do you need another one?? One that doesn’t even have proper training like I DO(is it jealousy mixed with league training? Idk, probably)

But they form some kind of bond(begrudgingly) anyway, and maybe Thomas isn’t that bad-

Then Joker happens

I mean, Duke WILL go if he heard there was a chance of finding his parents(bc I think all of their backstories will go same except for period-inappropriate things)

So imagine Damian, hearing his little brother died by JOKER(and the worse thing is his parents were there, completely changed by joker venom, laughing hysterically while they couldn’t even acknowledge what they had lost)

Will Damian kill Joker? Probably. And if he did, he would kill him the exact way he killed Duke

Would he have fallout with Batman? Yes. Will it be as bad, if not worse than Dick? Absolutely.

Idk I just wanted to see Red Hood!Duke

[handledwithgloves]

ok like i cant stop thinking about it now. whats so good about “i’ll burn the world for you/i’ll kill anyone who touches you”

when

“i will follow you blindly to the ends of the earth, i will corrupt my soul and wear this horcrux for you, i will put you before me, before anyone, i will listen to you when no else does, i will know you and all your faults and still choose to be by your side”

LIKE LORD WHAT IS DEVOTION IF IT IS NOT RONALD WEASLEY!!!!! 😭

[shhhsoftnwet]

Who are you harassing this time, team leader Shin?

[crazylittlejester]

I know in my heart Warriors is always freezing his ass off in the winter, even all bundled up and wearing twelve layers of clothing he’s somehow still cold, but in the summer he’s always dying because it’s too hot and he can’t stand it and he definitely whines and complains about both and Legend has absolutely (lightly) smacked him at one point and just BEGGED him to “please shut the fuck up”

[1111-sunset-circle]

imagine your f/o coming home and slipping into bed with you. mumbling about how warm you are and resting their hands on your sides under your shirt.. bonus if their fingers are freezing. or maybe it’s the other way around: sneaking your hands up their shirt to warm them and snuggling in even closer

[saucywendeee]

König loves to listen to Horangi ramble

[fastboatsmojito]

Scott headcanon for the night - he will not let you on the bed in outside clothes (he’s just like me) and he will absolutely drag you to the shower and lay out some pajamas for you if you’re too sleepy - mumbling about how he just cleaned the sheets while he washes your hair <33

[ssstarlighttt]

since cars exist in jd, i feel like jack is likely escorted due to his family’s reputation and they probably have the money for that, which is great for him, because i know that man would have the most HORRID driving anxiety ever. if he drove he would hear one noise that sounds slightly off in his car and immediately ask cygnus if the car is about to explode

[cicadasketch]

Here’s a bunch of silly messy little sketches for the mungrove peeps

[mwarlyn]

scaralyn except it’s just violent gut wrenching angst