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for dogchamp, are you aware you are a dog?

…dogs can’t talk, idiot.
#purpled ask blog#cpurpled#dsmp purpled#purpled#dsmp purpled rp#dsmp roleplay blog#dsmp rp blog#dsmp roleplay#In-the-dog-house#ooc: dogchamp knows and he���s content#ooc: purpled doesn’t though. purpled doesn’t know he’s a dog and if he did#he wouldn’t be content
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Tired: Tav that’s good for Astarion cause they play therapist and give him support and space to heal
Wired: Tav that’s good for Astarion cause they’re such a disaster he has to get his shit together cause gods above one of them needs to be a functional adult
#I know it’s coming from a good place#but if I read one more fic where Tav walk Astarion through cognitive behavioral therapy I’ll scream#why I only read durge content#durge enjoyers get it#personally I think he’d be more comfortable in a relationship with some one with they’re own issues#wouldn’t have to feel like such a burden to them#and feel more secure that they need him just as much as he needs them#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 dark urge#bg3 durge#astarion x tav#tavstarion#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3 astarion
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What if we were both magic prodigies and it otherized us in different ways and we devoted ourselves to protecting a family member who has general other goals & priorities. What if we both did self-sacrifical devotion in opposite ways.
What if we were dark mirrors of each other and where I've grown overcontrolling you've grown complacent. What if, bought as a servant into a pretty loving home, ownership and control is what love looks like to me, and to you neglected and lonely growing up, love is gratefully taking any scraps of it you’re lent.
By belonging to someone, even if she comes back injured or fails at finding Delgal, she feels like she belongs and is cherished, by owning someone he feels safe in them not leaving him.

She’s what’s tethering him do you see… And he’s the only thing giving her direction and purpose in her state. She needs a compass and he needs a support.

They’re both so out of it 😭 It’s the weirdly intense and unearned mutual trust and reliance on each other?? They’re each other’s weird little comfort codependent teddy bear. Or at least they were headed towards that before SHE DIED THEN HE DIED THEN THEY BOTH FORGOT ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NEVER MET EVER AGAIN. Though she’s also the guard attack hound keeping him safe… And vice versa he heals her and can rewrite her very being with just one wave of his hand. They’re both so so mentally and physically vulnerable both but they cling onto each other. They can’t perceive things accurately but despite it all someway somehow they stumble into something closer to resembling companionship just before they both die. Falin is just that kind and Thistle is just that lonely. Overworked.
We both haven’t lived for ourselves in a very long time, haven’t we.


They both have a similar devotion to the people they love but again the difference is that Thistle starts overtsepping while Falin is self-effacing. The other difference between them is that people care about Falin <3 People have given up on Thistle long ago, and he has given people reasons to, while people refuse to give up on Falin. Yaad has a mini arc about it dw about it it’s ok he’s not all alone in the end 😭😭 He reached out for Marcille’s hand but they already all wanted to help him, they just had to be given the chance to, Yaad just had to be given the chance to, it’s okay I’m okay
Hey what if we learned to get in touch with our own identity and the world around us and living in the present again through being in the worst codependent situationship ever.
Falin and Thistle sitting in a tree, sucking on flowers together because they’re h-u-n-g-r-y 💕💕💕


I bet he’s only ever thought of flowers as useless ornaments. Weak weeds. But she shows him they’re tasty and useful and good and pretty in their own right too and deserve existing without proving their worth and waaa <33 Thistles…... Did you know thistles taste sweet if you remove the thorns and eat them?
"Even as a chimera, her kind nature remains" you can’t suppress her in the way that matters. You can’t soothe him in the way that matters. It’s doomed. You’re doomed. It’s all doomed. Save me.
#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thistle#falin touden#thistlin#OOOOH UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAT SOMEHOW WORKS OUT SAVE ME#I need them to be traumabonded kittens to not separate post-canon#I’m seeing a raise in post-canon thistle content/interest which makes me v happy#Fumi rambles#Falin learning to disobey orders with Thistle is one of my fave things. EAT THAT CURRY GIRL!!!! Nvm that it’s gonna get you killed#It’s good for the character arc#Falin and thistle sitting on a web o-b-s-e-s-s-i-n-g <3#This is somewhat of a tldr of my huge thistlin post. Plus some thoughts i had in discord or twitter#Keeping it for another day but tbh if you see their dynamic in canon as her thinking/having picked him as her mate it changes nothing#about her behavior which I find funny. Thistle accidentally claimed himself a parrot mate bc he’s bad with monsters confirmed#Ik my thing of them learning to relax and live in the present moment again is pretty fanon BUT IT’S WHAT KUI POINTED TOWARDS#With her calming him down from a panic attack and eating berries. With the baths for dandruffs. Etc. Thistle hasn’t socialized in a long#time and he wouldn’t if it wasn’t a tool he needed to interact with BUT it’s still socialization and it’s getting him in touch with his#surroundings again even if just a bit slowly but surely!! The Toudens have a superpower in reaching Thistle. Bless#How’s that one post go again. he refuses to develop he's part of the problem he maintains the cycle he's trapped in the cycle.#she's growing she's finding her place she escaped her original role she wants to help people she will never save him she will never save hi#Something something they have to abstract each other bc relationships with humans have always been too charged and unsafe#Only by seeing each other as more concept than person more object than peer can they truly be vulnerable#Like the fuckedupness lf their dynamic and state is WHY they’re so attached. Why their dynamic could be so raw and needy#The stars aligned in the worst way. Mission successfully faile#Tfw we both need to feel needed
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Angry Vash for me and myself specifically
also extra Vashwood:






#that’s right buddies. MORE FANGS#and also angry Stampede Vash because he deserves to go a little insane every now and then#with how things are going on around him I wouldn’t really blame him#also I’m so sure that the people who’ve seen Vash bet this pissed off are Knives and WW#you ever think about that?#again stampede exclusive content although WW is like a weird mixture of all adaptations#WW my spirit animal fs because i too would want for him to chew me like a dog toy#I am so SLEEPY BUT THIS WOULDNT LET ME KNOW REST#OKAY BYE IM FALLING ASLEE AS I WRITE#vash the stampede#trigun#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun fanart#trigun stampede#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#vashwood#nicholas the punisher#Vash fangs agenda#trigun comic
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“the lack of promotion proves jonathan’s death in season 5.” i have been here since 2018, trust me he does not fit into their silly marketing strategy. what like they’re gonna put the Midwestern Prince of Anguish and his sad kicked puppy eyes on a baskin robbins cup? gonna give him a FOAMING SOAP at the bath and body works made of boy tears?? boy tears don’t even smell like anything.
#and anyways he wouldn’t WANT to be radio host for wsqk#requires way too much acting#but whatever#this is all halfway sarcastic#stranger things#jonathan byers#st5#their promo is so gimmicky and inauthentic anyway so who cares#also to my understanding this is all leaked content so#keep that in mind too
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i must ask this but: do the slasher boys know how to draw? if not, would they like to learn? Kalamela would be all for it the only payment is not getting murdered because thats romantic amirite💓💗💗
Sun very much enjoys to draw with kids in the playplace when he has time to! There are a couple of kiddie tables in there always stocked with plenty of paper and crayons. There’s also a big board on the wall nearby covered in pinned-up drawings children have left him. Sun seldomly keeps his own work—unless it’s a collaborative illustration, in which case he treasures it.
Moon was one of those kids growing up that would doodle swords or copy things he saw in comic books in the margins of his schoolwork. He’d probably would probably love to learn how to “actually draw”…. or rather have the skill beamed directly into his brain 😂 I think if Kalamela tried to teach him she’d find him get frustrated and bored very quickly when what he’s doing doesn’t look how it does in his head.
#i didn’t realize that kalamela was also an artist!#i bet her work is just as colorful and bright as the rest of her visage and personality ~~ 🌈#my final girl y/n is… not an artist lolol#i wanted to explore the ‘opposite’ side of myself with them#damn not getting murdered? sounds like my idea of a hot date 😬#dca slasher au#ask#u and me both Moonie boy#that feeling doesn’t go away even when you ‘know how to draw’ *pat pat*#i wouldn’t say Sun ‘knows’ how to draw either but I think he’s quite content with look of his stick figures and lopsided unicorns
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Welp, as I was googling some images for Yasammy week, I came across a thread and turns out one of my favorite Jurassic YouTubers is homophobic and a Yasammy hater…
(More ranting in the tags)
#Guess I’m not watching his content anymore#I literally don’t care that he’s a Christian just stop spreading misinformation#I guess he would hate me for liking girls now#I’m so tired#and just a bit pissed off ngl#homophobia tw#Stop saying Yasammy was forced#They’re one of the most natural ships I’ve seen in media#Once again they wouldn’t care if one was a boy#I’m not even gonna watch the entire video on it#But I scrolled through the comments and… yeah…#Not what I wanted to see after my work shift#Jwcc#jwct#rant#yasammy#I’m going to pour my heart and soul into Yasammy week#I’m feeling spiteful rn#jurassic world camp cretaceous#not gonna send any hate his way but I just needed a place to vent#Klayton Fioriti#I no longer recommend his content…#Common L homophobe#Legit give me a reason as to why Yasammy is poorly written other than “they’re both girls#think of the kids watching this”#☝️🤓#No one is turning your kids gay Karen#Cry about it#womp womp#im so freakin heated rn
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doing some resources to finish this fucked up fanfic for caleb and mc and THEN watching the new multi banner feels like such a fever dream but I’m so happy they are finally happy together that I almost forgot this probably isn’t the current timeline I’m so confused and sooo happy at the same time
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace caleb#caleb x mc#caleb x reader#also he looks younger happiness really is essential to his skincare LOL#saw someone speculating this was some kind of afterlife and I agree like ever wouldn’t let them be happy this way#anyways I’m still happy there’s nothing I love more than Caleb fluff content 💜
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tell me why mr balls, who is very blonde and very british, mind you, just sent me a youtube song link with the message “omg this is so celebrían just watch it” and the song is fucking maar dala from devdas 😭
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#idk if its funnier that he discovered this independently or that he genuinely assumed i wouldn’t know about this song#at this rate he’s more desi than me#which isn’t saying much bc i am diasporapilled to hell#tbf he isnt wrong it is rather celebrian coded#but i can’t stop LAUGHING#very niche content#mr balrogballs#Youtube
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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wait i recently heard that in the books armand was like 12 when he was kidnapped (and that’s how he had a whole job and everything as a monk beforehand) ? (i haven’t read the vampire armand i’m going off rumor)
see that wouldn’t be surprising but in the vampire lestat i remember lestat being like “he was a small child with no awareness of anything other than mother and father and god and the devil”. which implied to me he was like 8 or 9 at most.
but maybe lestat is just culturally ignorant and obtuse about children? he’s looking at a short 11 year old with a strong belief in god and going “ok so he’s like 7 and not that bright”
#iwtv#ask to tag? i’m trying to be as vague as possible here because of the content matter so i don’t think tagging is necessary#if you don’t want to see anything about the show or books i tag it all with iwtv so you could block that#in case you only follow me for naruto! you don’t have to see this lol#vice versa for iwtv fans i tag naruto things naruto#anyway lestat is a youngest child and way taller than armand in adulthood. i wouldn’t be shocked if he just couldn’t tel how old he was#because he doesn’t know anything about children
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Casual reminder that Wymack did NOT only recruit Aaron and Nicky because of Andrew. Wymack approached all three of them at the same time. He wanted the whole family set because he wanted a strong defense line.



Here is the link to the story from Nora's blog that this came from. I really recommend reading the whole thing!
#aaron was a top 10 backliner in south carolina by junior year#and andrew was the second ranked goalie in junior year which was his forst year playing exy there#and nicky's old stats were good enough that wymack was confident that he could get back into the game and get up to college level#individually wymack wouldn’t have recruited them#but together as a pack they sealed the deal. he wanted them all together. aaron and nicky didnt just ride along behind andrew#pls give aaron and nicky more credit for their skills they deserve it#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#david wymack#nora sakavic#extra content
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crying at how one of aglaea’s and phainon’s canon interactions is her taking one look at his clothes and going ‘your fit is NOT hard TAKE THAT SHIT OFF’
#do you think part of aglaea’s entry exam for the chrysos heirs is if their clothes look good#that would explain why all of them are dressed to the nines#she went easier on tribios don’t worry#in that case i know a few that would make it in and a few who wouldn’t#dan heng il? APPROVED#fugue? APPROVED#hanya? APPROVED#jade? DENIED#sampo? DENIED#pretty much anybody from wildfire? DENIED#i’m sorry to the belobog peeps but the wildfire fits were a lil uglee#aglaea would find seele’s long ass ribbon repulsive methinks#*points* this is why you haven’t had a rerun in 10 months#also because you’re the furthest thing away from meta but who cares about that#i main ildh it really isn’t that deep#pulling for characters bc of self enrichment reasons>>>>#is blade meta? absolutely not. would i still get him if he had a rerun right now? absolutely yes#i don’t care meta is beneath me#so long as the enemy dies i am content#hsr#hsr amphoreus#hsr aglaea#hsr phainon#oh boy i can’t WAIT until that boy comes back entirely fucked up from nikador’s trial#i read no spoilers btw it just seems likely to happen#this perfect goody two shoes hero archetype chrysos heir is taking the war god’s trial? he’s getting FUCKED (metaphorically)#lots of fun ahead because i already wanted to kms at nikador himself but eh#WE SHALL PREVAIL (in relax mode)
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#wonder if those rumors about de2 being developed alongside de are true#and that it’s basically finished#there’s also that interview the director made about how fans wouldn’t have to wait too long to get some answers to questions de left open#but that was before he got laid off lol#just give me more vinh content please#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#max caulfield#safi llewellyn fayyad#vinh lang#amanda thomas
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the fact that this has to be stated means that it was not clear and it wasn’t lol
#solas#mythal#f!inquisitor#talk abt damage control#all the content in this game was focused solely on mythal and solas’ relationship 😭#if solas thought he wasn’t worthy of love it definitely should’ve been portrayed better?#its just kinda lame 😂 maybe if they actually had SCENES focused on solas and lavellan’s relationship ppl wouldn’t be mad#like okay yes he’s likely more guilty about the shit he did under mythal but??? that was NOT portrayed well at all#da:tv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers
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heart doodle from last night during a convo about the guy. he reminds me of that azula scene from avatar, you know the one. i am extremely normal about this character. that and i love drawing intense expressions
#this is also about how heart seems to be treated in a lot of content#like i think he gets softened up way too much#i will snap and post an analysis like the wolfpost one day#this guy is the entire emotional spectrum wouldn’t it make sense if he was the most intense and erratic out of the three#I’m not the hc police btw lmfao#it just kind of rubs me the wrong way when he’s uwuified#anyways#chonny jash#cccc#heart chonny jash#heart cj#art#sketch#RRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH#he’s literally the love and the hate brahhh
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