#he would know
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rodriktheereader · 4 months ago
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Very funny that Larys was so excited to team up with aemond to maximize their joint older brother kinslaying slay. and then when he got shot down he went to aegon and was like "I'm gonna be real with you, your younger brother is actively trying to kill you"
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0lympian-c0uncil · 10 months ago
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Poseidon: You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if she has hooves? Horse.
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zootopiathingz · 4 months ago
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Ozzie: how do you lose a woman??
Lucifer: you forget to cherish her
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cockworkangels · 2 years ago
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NO IT DOESN'T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eesttm · 1 year ago
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a-life-revised · 3 months ago
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"Somehow, I am entirely unsurprised that Tarn's score is incredibly high."
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extasiswings · 7 months ago
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But also in terms of lou saying Tommy's only in ep 6, aren't they still working on 7 and haven't finished writing 8,9,10so he wouldn't necessarily know 🧐
I mean, the way I read it, yes I imagine it could be possible for them to bring him back in another capacity sure. But if he was here to be Buck’s queer awakening love interest and he thinks at least for now that he’s finished as of 7x06, I can only assume there’s a reason he thinks that particular piece of the arc is done based on whatever happens in the episode. So I’m guessing Buck/Tommy ends there and hopefully they can be friends and he’ll be able to come back in the future, but for now I’m not expecting the romantic piece of their relationship to last beyond the wedding.
Edit: in his most recent interview he says he was asked to come back for 4 episodes. Doesn’t mean they couldn’t have changed things but clearly that was the original plan.
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leslegendairestextposts · 6 days ago
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markthemannequin · 10 months ago
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why is there so many people trying to eat you. do you taste good or something
Er..not sure??
As much 's I love wood, I wouldn't recommend eatin' the stuff—
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things-things-bd · 10 months ago
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You can’t tell me Hermes didn’t realise Annabeth had stolen his keys. That man knew and let them go crash his car
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running-tweezers · 5 months ago
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Maybe this is weird but like… sometimes I wish I could ask my own ocs for advice.
Like. This little guy in my head knows a lot about house plants and gardening. I personally know very little about house plants and gardening. When I write about him being knowledgeable about plants, I have to look that info up myself. But I wish I could just summon this fully knowledgeable guy from my brain and ask him a question for real life purposes, ya know??
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yoonyia · 6 months ago
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"Marry me."
"James you're far too old for me."
"We're the same age. Don't you dare lie to me"
"I'm married, and somehow I love him too. You're asking for far too much James."
"I can wait 6 years, he's gonna have to die then anyways,"
"James I'm not going to fall back in love because you shower me with gifts and information make grand romantic gestures to take me across the galaxy so we can live forever middle aged, I'm gonna save the last few years I have with my husband then spend the rest of my life time begging for forgiveness to my son, do you understand me James? I'm a guilty old man who's grief would kill him if he went with you."
"You're no old man, you're younger then me. 49 is far from old."
"63 isn't far."
"Oh don't call me old."
"I'm not calling you old I'm saying you had a chance to live a life despite flying yourself into space and living in a false grandeur of immortality. You achieved your dream, I left behind the only people that I could ever love and they love me back out of drunken self pity and when I came back I knew no one. I threw away my life and now my own son has more lines on his face given to him as gifts from time when I should be dying next to the love of my life. I have a life I want to live, grow old, and die in. I have no want to live so long we become ancient legends."
"Im giving you the chance to grow old and die with me. I'll be the new love of your life. We can make a life from the one I crave and the one you lost."
"You were my old love of my life, and my heart is too ill to do anything but grieve."
"Then let me give you time to heal, leave behind everyone and everything and rid your heart of all that worry."
"How is that an attractive offer to you, how are you looking me in the eyes and telling me the thing I punished myself for years on end is something I should yearn for and show it to me as a relief?"
"It's lonely being alone forever. Do it for me, Ari, Do it for your friend."
"It'll be lonely even if you take a hundred people."
"I can wait 2 decades for you."
"I hope I'm dead by then."
"I hope we never die."
"I'm sorry for your loss already."
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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 years ago
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Sotha Sil: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate.
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rake-rake · 1 year ago
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"...He does bite hard tho"
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twinclownsoflotuspiers · 2 years ago
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I have nothing much to say here because everyone has already said all that's there to be said and I left most of my brainworms in Twitter. But also
Jiang Cheng sucks great cock.
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the-random-factor · 2 years ago
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Im happy for Emily she went from having no red beads to having the most in one failed roll
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