#he would eat a rat. I think

[wickjump]

if horror had a had a remy (rat chef) would it live in his empty eye socket

[mothmothwoth]

My horrible son Vyncent Sol who has every disease

[beatcroc]

pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

[zahri-melitor]

Sometimes I have just read too many comics to be able to enjoy fanfic.

Silly fluff with 'Bruce was so mean to young Tim Robin, he celebrated everyone else's first solo patrols and then made Tim eat rats in the basement to stop him wanting to be Robin' as a premise: Poor Tim!

Me: actually you'll find the only person ever threatened with eating rats in the basement is Dick in ASBAR and do we really want to acknowledge ASBAR's existence? Also after Tim's first solo patrol Henri Ducard made sure he got on the right plane home from Hong Kong to Gotham and on his first solo patrol in Gotham he captured the Joker on his own and Alfred picked him up in the van as Bruce was in Rio for work.

[factual-flittermouse]

In New Jersey, there is Wawa.

In New Jersey, there is also Gotham.

Therefore, it is not terribly unreasonable that Batman and Robin have gone to Wawa at 2am for hoagies.

Just saying…

[kingworm]

there is a duality that claudia was a forty year old woman, who essentially joined a cult - louis warned her, but what else are you to do? she is not a child, though trapped in the body of one, that is to say that although it would come from a place of pride and claudia being an extension of himself as her maker: lestat would have never allowed her to be so ridiculed and humiliated

[cringelordofchaos]

if stans signature animal is a dog, kennys is a rat, cartmans is a pig (or a raccoon), and butters is probably a hamster, then what is kyles ??? this is an extremely important topic to discuss btw like it should be our priorty as a soicety to igure it out

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

don't answer if you don't wanna pep, but who else do you wish could have seen it?

Pep: "Em ekil... Srehto eht... Yeht..."

"I'll be seeing you In every lovely summer's day In everything that's light and gay I'll always think of you that way I'll find you In the morning sun And when the night is new I'll be looking at the moon But I'll be seeing you~

Pep: "Lla meht naht reggib tol a saw I. Deracs erew tsom kniht I. Airezzip ym morf yawa deyats srehto eht fo tsom. Tsrif ta enola saw I, rebmemer nac I sa raf sa."

Pep: "Emit revo wef a fo tsurt eht denrae I tub."

Pep: "Rehtegot yalp d'ew. Rehtegot tae d'ew. Rehtegot peels d'ew. Ecin saw ti."

Pep: "Meht tcetorp dluow I."

Pep: "Deneppah thgif eht neht dna."

Pep: "Hcum rebmemer t'nod I. Yrgna os saw I."

Pep: "Enog. Erew yeht, sesnes ym ot emac I nehw tub..."

Pep: "Enog tsuj. Meht fo lla... Meht fo yna dnif t'ndluoc I."

Pep: "Em ekat. Ti tel tsuj ot gniog saw I, llaf ot detrats rewot eht nehw..."

Pep: "Meht tuohtiw tniop eht eb dluow tahw...?"

Pep: "Mih fo ypoc evitcefed a gnieb ecnetsixe ym etipsed dna hguorht tnew eh lla etipsed em devas Onippep tub."

Pep: "Oot tuo tog yeht epoh I... Oot tuo tog yeht ebyam dna..."

Pep: "Sesimorp ym peek ot deliaf I fi wonk ot deracs. Si hturt eht tahw fo deracs. Deracs. M'I tub, hcraes ot deirt ev'I..."

Pep: "Dna ssarg eht dna-a yks eht ees ot teg yeht sepoh em fo trap tub-!"

Pep: *sobbing*

[vouwlgs]

first time drawing vat7k so yay :D ! i couldn’t decide which one i liked more so i just put both el oh el

also i got the template from here

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

Rip Noel you were just too pretty and Kayne couldn’t deal with the competition

[monsters-and-macaws]

i KNOW astarion being all flirty is a trauma response but my trauma response to his trauma response is to bash him over the head with a rock

YOU GET IT!!!

It’s worth a disclaimer that I don’t hate his character design- He behaves like an interesting and well developed person.

I just hate him.

As a person, I cannot stand him. I have dealt with too many folks who use their tragic backstory as a means to excuse their behavior instead of just explaining it, as Astarion seems to fall in to. He’s a raging flirty asshole, and while it makes sense, he needs to go to medieval therapy like the rest of us and learn how to interact with other adults now that he’s allowed to.

He hasn’t had a normal person interaction in two decades. But he doesn’t seek out the means to better. He wants to be worse. He wants to curl into himself and be everything that’s spat at him. He’s self destructive and he brings down my vibes, bro.

All the characters deal w their trauma different but this bro just really stinks up the hot tub :(

[sharper-than-a-serpents-tooth]

reverse Ariadne & Asterion AU with a twist where Jennette is the monster who is also the victim and Ijekiel is the bored prince who likes to put his suitors in saw traps and watches them solving puzzles as they are fighting for their lives against his pet monster

[sidesteppostinghours]

should i be asleep right now???? probably. but i cant do that right now because im busy crying about the parallels between step and argent.

[the-terrible-theys]

made yet another alignment chart

no one seemed to fit in the blank spot well so i left it empty. also i’m putting more elaboration on this in the tags because there are few things i love more than overanalyzing everything ever.

i just know chris and aviva have SO many arguments about this

[arolesbianism]

You see Jackie is great because she has a similar appeal to me as Maxwell but she's a lesbian and also not british so she's automatically a billion times better and more interesting

[norasghost]

so we know that conan gray is *very* sirius black, but memories is literally remus lupin after prisoner of azkaban and when sirius shows up to lay low at his