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#tails can handle most things life throws at him#he cannot handle sonic being mad at him#he would die#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#art
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A babyfied Tails would absolutely have a Sonic plushie, he never calms down till Sonic holds him so Amy made him his own personal Sonic to hug whenever she or Vanilla babysit him.
#miles tails prower#baby tails#baby miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sonic and tails#unbreakable bond#they are brothers your honor#just imagine poor little tails being so anxious because sonic hast returned so he doesn’t want to move from the front door#so he can hug sonic the moment he comes back but he hasn’t eaten yet and doesn’t want to move no matter how much Amy asks him#so she gives him the plushie and tells him that Sonic could feel it whenever he hugged it#and in his mind it didn’t make any sense because that’s not the real sonic but his heart just wants the familiarity of his brother#so he hugs the plushie and there’s no coming back he’s not letting it go#good news is that he agreed to move from the front door as long as he had the plushie#and now he has a little sonic to hang around with#the plushie has its own chair on Amy and Vanilla’s dine table#imagine Sonic’s reaction to the plushie#imagine Sonic coming for tails and the little fox is asleep on Amy’s bed hugging the plushie#he would die#i know I would be dead#cuteness overload
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Wanna know something i find very funny? Stella from Winx Club, a magical girl that is presumably 17 when we first see her, who blew up the potions classroom on accident.
CAN DEFEAT MUZAN KIBUTSUJI FROM DEMON SLAYER BY GLOWING LIKE A NIGHTLIGHT. THINK ABOUT IT, SHE IS THE FAIRY OF THE SUN AND MOON, THEREFORE THE LIGHT SHE USES IS PRESUMABLY SUN LIGHT. WHAT CAN KILL A DEMON WITHIN SECONDS? SUNLIGHT. ALL HER SPELLS ARE LIGHT BASED
MUZAN WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE
STEP ASIDE HASHIRA, WE HAVE A TEENAGER WHO BARELY PASSED HER EXAMS YESTERDAY
#winx club#Stella#winx stella#winx club stella#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba#muzan#muzan kibutsuji#kny#demons#demon slayer demons#he would die#he would die within seconds#she would destroy him#and that is very funny to me
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sukuna 0 sour candy 1
#HGSDGHASHGDHGASTHIS IS SO STUPID#he would die#hsdhgaghdhasgdghashghgdas#he's gonna whine about his tongue hurting😭😭#mayor of loserville
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i started this for his birthday in march lol
morgana's psychological warfare starbucks order
#the house in fata morgana#fatamoru#jacopo bearzatti#venti iced americano with extra ice#he would die
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One good thing to come out of the sk8 fandom is the creation of Joe’s many employees because even though many of us probably have no idea what it takes to own and run a restaurant, we absolutely know that it is literally impossible for one man to work one by himself.
#sk8#sk8 the infinity#sk8 joe#like where are his dishwashers?#his busboys?#his waiters?#he can't do all of that himself he would literally have to have clones of himself#he would die
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im going to put inspector Javert on Moonsault Scramble
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Hehehehe I think that “innocently” smug “Ohh, did I win?” line from Peach would make Mario die on the spot
#and i mean#clutching the heart. falling over.#he would die#he would need medical assistance#mareach
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Sakura softly giggling, thinking about being serenaded... or perhaps poetry by the balcony...
#thinking about him spending his entire life training to perform for potential husbands#and now someone doing something like that for him...#he would die#Aki for sure sings sometimes for him because that voice deserves Sakura's absolute adoration
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Daily activities of a househusband(?) Karamatsu
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kratt brothers vs any one of brennan lee mulligans characters and the kratt brothers lose
it could also be rapunzel and flynn rider vs riz gutgak riz loses
1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I��ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
#i'm sorry riz#he's to silly i have to be mean to him#he's certified silly#and little#SMALL#they could kick him#he would die#i don't mean it#he's my babygirl
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would#acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie#die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS#that was AFTER years of g#‘google images girls kissing’#scratchpost#txt
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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