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#tails can handle most things life throws at him#he cannot handle sonic being mad at him#he would die#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#art
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A babyfied Tails would absolutely have a Sonic plushie, he never calms down till Sonic holds him so Amy made him his own personal Sonic to hug whenever she or Vanilla babysit him.
#miles tails prower#baby tails#baby miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sonic and tails#unbreakable bond#they are brothers your honor#just imagine poor little tails being so anxious because sonic hast returned so he doesn’t want to move from the front door#so he can hug sonic the moment he comes back but he hasn’t eaten yet and doesn’t want to move no matter how much Amy asks him#so she gives him the plushie and tells him that Sonic could feel it whenever he hugged it#and in his mind it didn’t make any sense because that’s not the real sonic but his heart just wants the familiarity of his brother#so he hugs the plushie and there’s no coming back he’s not letting it go#good news is that he agreed to move from the front door as long as he had the plushie#and now he has a little sonic to hang around with#the plushie has its own chair on Amy and Vanilla’s dine table#imagine Sonic’s reaction to the plushie#imagine Sonic coming for tails and the little fox is asleep on Amy’s bed hugging the plushie#he would die#i know I would be dead#cuteness overload
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i started this for his birthday in march lol
morgana's psychological warfare starbucks order
#the house in fata morgana#fatamoru#jacopo bearzatti#venti iced americano with extra ice#he would die
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One good thing to come out of the sk8 fandom is the creation of Joe’s many employees because even though many of us probably have no idea what it takes to own and run a restaurant, we absolutely know that it is literally impossible for one man to work one by himself.
#sk8#sk8 the infinity#sk8 joe#like where are his dishwashers?#his busboys?#his waiters?#he can't do all of that himself he would literally have to have clones of himself#he would die
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im going to put inspector Javert on Moonsault Scramble
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Hehehehe I think that “innocently” smug “Ohh, did I win?” line from Peach would make Mario die on the spot
#and i mean#clutching the heart. falling over.#he would die#he would need medical assistance#mareach
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Sakura softly giggling, thinking about being serenaded... or perhaps poetry by the balcony...
#thinking about him spending his entire life training to perform for potential husbands#and now someone doing something like that for him...#he would die#Aki for sure sings sometimes for him because that voice deserves Sakura's absolute adoration
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Daily activities of a househusband(?) Karamatsu
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kratt brothers vs any one of brennan lee mulligans characters and the kratt brothers lose
it could also be rapunzel and flynn rider vs riz gutgak riz loses
1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
#i'm sorry riz#he's to silly i have to be mean to him#he's certified silly#and little#SMALL#they could kick him#he would die#i don't mean it#he's my babygirl
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would#acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie#die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS#that was AFTER years of g#‘google images girls kissing’#scratchpost#txt
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby
#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie#also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok#abby on the other hand i would die for her#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddy's#freddy fazballs#freddy fazbear#chica the chicken#bonnie the bunny#foxy the pirate#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰#fnaf sb#fnaf ruin dlc#fnaf sb cassie#fnaf sb gregory#also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post#idk if you guys notice
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Percy: This seems dangerous.
Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—
Percy: I meant for the people
Grover: Oh.
Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it
#homeboy is 24 and carting around the old married couple that is 12 year old percabeth#I love it when he gets badass#humans suck save the animals#I would die for him actually#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#grover underwood#Percy Jackson and the olympians
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some gentle dadstarions to make up for the atrocity
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tav#tavstarion#dadstarion#i will die on this hill: i think he would be a bad dad in the way that your small child shouldn't have a knife#but that kid would be ADORED#that's his boy
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