#he will never know peace :)

[creteevidence]

that oc that gets tortured in every au👍

[calypsolemon]

lloyd's white hair + his babyface and short stature worked in perfect unison to allow people to correctly guess his age for ONE blessed year of his life. Then he started growing facial hair and the scale tipped from "what year of high school are you in?" to "are those your grandchildren?"

[inkvirtualdraugr]

*he is very dear to me (he reeks of hall gas)

[localbugboy]

Did I play a Githyanki for BG3? No. Did I play a tiny bastard for a 5e Campaign? Absolutely.

I had my friend draft this up after having my beloved little cretin compared to Kevin McAllister at the first session (And his best friend who indulges in his chaos)

[musedriven]

@dnangelic freedert dai vc weLL I THINK YOU MAKE A GREAT DARK......

" .... " there is so much he wants to say, but he refuses to give in to temptations. he will give nobody the satisfaction of seeing his facade crumble.

" they made a good call casting you as Freedert, too. "

[damnedrainbows]

*

@heliacalxrising

Leering and glowing dials are the only thing that illuminates the darkness, glinting off his monocle and the sharp nubs of antlers. The feline continued to knead, unblinking its unfocused eyes that dart in two different directions. He purrs, claws rhythmically piercing in and out of the king’s chest like tiny little knives.

“Mrrr….”

[yeehawgeek]

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic

edit: for everyone asking if this is real/where you can get it, yes it is real! i got mine at my local comic store

[agentnavi]

what do you mean rt is being revived by burnie 💀💀💀

[lilmoonberry]

i don’t think our lab tech realized when he started that he was going to have the most embarrassing coworkers of all time and yet

[altarfates]

do you ever stop talking ? — from gepard to sampo

Ah,  trust  Captain  Gepard  Landau’s  admonishments  to  be  condensed  into  one,  all  encompassing  directive;  cease  all  unlawful  activity.  It  wasn’t  as  if  this  was  an  uncommon  series  of  events,  Sampo  Koski  seeing  to  it  that  business  as  usual  was  auspicious  &  the  ever  diligent  &  obstinate  Captain  putting  in  the  utmost  effort  to  intercept  him.  It  all  falls  well  within  the  realm  of  expected  outcomes  &  thus  his  fluidity  was  hardly  impeded.  The  main  issue  was  ─  people  like  him  were  entirely  uncompromising  !  Even  if  he  offered  an  immaculately  forged  permit  he  suspects  he  would  still  be  wholly  unsatisfied.  Talk  about  a  hard-to-please-return-customer.

In  an  act  of  placating  he  raises  his  hands,  the  vulpine  smile  that  curls  at  his  mouth  feigns  an  apology,  only  beneath  that  blithe  -  cheerful  act  lay  something  impish.  ❝  ━ now,  now  captain,  Sampo  Koski  knows  you’re  working  tirelessly  to  uphold  the  law. ❞  the  verbose,  performative  way  he  operated  to  exploit  ━  no,  make  certain  his  clients  were  satisfied  each  &  every  time  !  had  no  impact  on  that  reticent,  cold  exterior,  all  but  ricocheting  off  &  burying  itself  within  him  alongside  Gepard’s  stern  glare.   ❝  but  Sampo  Koski  is  here  on  business,  approved  business  mind  you. ❞  the  real  answer  was  no,  he  was  never  one  to  allow  the  immensity  of  silence  to  take  root.  ❝  so,  no  need  to  be  so  hostile. ❞   he  hasn’t  relented  in  his  act  of  compliance,  all  the  while  keeping  his  hands  raised  &  his  expression  genial,  as  innocuous  as  any  guy  pinned  beneath  Gepard  Landau’s  glower  could  be  ! 

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[balis77]

Man learning about the rest of the Monster Hunter world must give Nata anxiety. Like bro comes from a place where killing a Chatacabra is considered a feat of great strength and killing a Rathalos variant is akin to bringing down a demigod, and then the rest of the world is like "Sigh. Went out for a swim and a Lagiacrus electrocuted me. Gotta go hire a Hunter to kill it." A bunch of Doshaguma is considered a near-apocalyptic event to a Forbidden Lands village when Old World villages don't even consider an evacuation unless an Elder Dragon is almost on top of them. And don't even get started on Kamura, where there's so many monsters swarming the place sometimes everyone there has at least a provisionary hunter license. The dogs are trained to use ninjitsu. The average villager knows how to wall-run. Even the fucking dango vendor has a machine gun and two dozen confirmed large monster kills to her name.

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

bad day need hug

[domirine]

ice skating lessons (aka bullies you until you skate better)

[triglycercule]

explodes them ALL... what time is it??? DESIGN TIME

i got too lazy to color anybody else fully aside from the mtt you can explode me now too