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padfootastic · 2 years ago

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just saw this silvery Sirius omg https://at.tumblr.com/in-flvx/inloveoknutzy-oh-black-sparrow-i-was-just/0elr21m6xej2

YES!!! i love it!!!!

there’s just—something about silver foxes ykno? i’m obsessed

#this one time i saw this actual real life silver fox dude #he was SO attractive #and his voice oh my god #and i think we was an actual dad too #lord #i was like. is this how fictional characters feel when they meet their LI 🥵🥵#but yes. random ramble aside. silver sirius ftw!!#pen’s asks

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ahjiing · 4 months ago

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“My dear, your journey is finished. 𝘐 am a Necromancer.” (Vows and Vengeance, ep 7)

#my art #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age #dragon age emmrich #emmrich volkarin #vows and vengeance #he’s so kind #and so dreamy #god thats so attractive

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fail-sco0b · 2 months ago

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whys sanji always attracting men bruh, womanizer? no, menanizer

#op sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece sanji #black leg sanji #sanji #one piece #onepiece #hes so shit at attracting women that he succeeds at attracting men #insane work #acesan #zosan #gay gay homosexual gay #shitpost #mission failed guys #we gotta go gay

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mintaikk · 6 months ago

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I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

#yall seem to ignore how V is the true monster fucker here #his entire species breeds asexually and the idea of wanting to bond with your host is so absurd to them #and also just how biologically different humans are from symbiotes #like at least Venom turns somewhat hummanoid so Eddie being attracted to him isnt entirely off #but Venom's species by itself is just a blob #im sorry but Venom being the true monster fucker in their relationship is so wildely ignored and i need people to talk about it more #(not saying Eddie isnt a monster fucker he totally is)#venom #venom symbiote #symbrock #eddie brock #tags #talking #rambling #im going to hell #asexual

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lavenderdreams205 · 4 months ago

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Forgive me if this doesn't make sense but

Dean understands himself. He is not drowning in internalized homophobia. He doesn't not know that he's into men. What Dean is, however, is a liar. He lies to everyone, all the time. I think this touches on the queer experience in a way we dont always see in media. We always talk about coming out and coming out scenes but what we never talk about why we come out. It's because of how difficult the lying is. But deans lied about everything, all his life. Not just about his sexuality, or things related to hunting. But he lies (directly or by ommission) about the music he likes, the clothes he likes, literally everything, just to fit into this box of what everyone expects him to be. He understands himself, you just don't have the critical thinking skills to see past his lies, you take his word at face value even though the show has told you repeatedly that dean is a liar

#anywaysss..#if i have to read one more fic where dean just can't figure out why he's attracted tp cas because he “doesn't like men” im going to lose it #dean is SO self aware #dean winchester #spn #castiel #destiel #bi dean

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #fnaf roxy #roxanne wolf #security breach #fnaf fanart #Guys just walk with me for a moment #MICHAEL would think Roxy is super cool #he’s a foxy liker after all so natural evolution is Roxy #BUT Roxy is an 80s rocker who drives race cars and wears sunglasses etc #it’s like right up Michael’s alley #on top of all that her personality #she’s mean a bully even but is deeply insecure #not only that but she’s actually lowkey very sweet and cares about folks #like Michael would relate to her #It’s not even he finds her attractive or anything like that it’s purely she’s badass and related to her #Michael and Cassie number 1 Roxy fans out here #Also Vanessa might not be as much of a fan #but its because she works with them all the time BAHA #THE Glamrocks are canon divas #the 80s punk kid in Michael just took hold Roxy is simply cool to em

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #arno #I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!

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timethehobo · 2 days ago

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Just a young, talented Watcher meeting a friendly little wisp.

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #DAtV #Emmrich volkarin #da manfred #if you know you know ahah #my art #I say young but he’s already an adult here pffft #starting to salt and pepper #just the idea of Manfred’s wisp following him around #when he isn’t around Johanna cos she’s off doing her own work #Emmrich being so amused to have this one wisp follow him literally everywhere in the necropolis #having to explain to Manfred things while he’s in class #teacher telling him not to attract the wisps into the classroom #so many ideas #all super adorable tbh #ahhhh I love them so much

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choccy-milky · 6 months ago

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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕

#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever #also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh #also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #choccyart #clora clemons #lewis sallow #celeste sallow #also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO #we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer #and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee #clean shaven

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hannibalspubes · 1 year ago

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If Will saw Hannibal dressed like this I’m convinced he would faint

#gonna be honest this is kinda how I imagine Hannibal post fall #he’s so attractive #sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo attractive #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

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sergle · 1 year ago

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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

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potato-lord-but-not · 4 days ago

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OSCAR GETS PRETTY PRIVILEGE BECAUSE I SAY SO ☝️☝️💥💥💥🗣️🗣️

+ some bonus boyfriends

#hnnnggghh Oscar……….#idk I just woke up the other day like I need to draw Oscar being pretty so I did #Oscar’s the type of pretty guy that refuses to believe he looks even half decent #he’s like what no I’m literally just some guy what do you mean you think my smile’s attractive Noel shut up #also he doesn’t know how to flirt and can nevvveerrrr tell when someone’s flirting with him #at least the normal flirting he knows too well about the repressed gay catholic ways of flirting. and he doesn’t like that he does #what anyway I’ll shut up #artists on tumblr #malevolent #malevolent fanart #malevolent podcast #oscar malevolent #noel malevolent #charlie dowd #john malevolent #arthur lester #arthur lester and his three boyfriends #holy ghost ship

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jokeson-u · 2 years ago

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thinking about that hot doctor who was into me

#rip what couldve been #he was so attractive

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laurellala-comics · 1 month ago

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Fun fact! This was the real tipping point that made Edgeworth run away after AA1, they just couldn't show it on screen because they didn't have the rights to Chappell Roan's music <3

(A spiritual successor to my "Hot to Go" joke from this post. Image description under the cut below)

[Image ID: a four page black and white comic of characters from ace attorney.

The Judge stands solemnly at his podium holding a gavel "Mr. Miles Edgeworth, you are on trial for the murder of blah blah blah..."

A cheerful Maya Fey leans over to Miles Edgeworth, who is staring straight ahead and looking very concerned

Maya: "Psst! Mr. Edgeworth! If you win your trial, can I show you Chappell Roan?

Miles: "What the hell, sure." Internally he thinks "Oh God I am going to jail"

A box saying "later" in the top corner of the next panel marks the passage of time.

The Judge smiles as he says "I declare you... Not Guilty!"

We see a full body shot of Maya dancing excitedly while Miles looks on, emotionless

Maya: YIPPEE omg you're going to LOVE this

Miles internally thinks "oh no, the consequences of my actions.

We see Miles standing in between Phoenix Wright and Maya looking apprehensive. Maya beams in excitement, while Nick puts a reassuring hand on Miles' shoulder

Miles: Alright, so what is this exactly?

Nick: She's a pop musician Maya really likes

Maya: You promised you'd let me show you, and it's legally binding because you said it in a court room!

Miles: That is not how the law works Ms. Fey

Maya: Shh just listen!

We see a panel of Miles' pensive face concentrating as he listens to "Hot to Go". He thinks to himself "hm".

Another panel zoomed in more. His pensive expression has grown more tense/confused as he listens to "Red Wine Supernova". he again thinks to himself "Hm" in a larger thought bubble.

We zoom out again to see Nick, Miles, and Maya standing together again. Miles stares forward blankly, eyebrows raised. Maya excitedly leans in.

Maya: Ok, that's her whole discography. So! What did you think?

Nick looks at him, waiting for his response

We get a panel of Miles, looking bewildered. He starts to speak "I..."

We cut again to see the three of them standing together.

Miles: I... don't think I like women?

Miles looks shocked and confused. Nick is bent over laughing, using a hand on Miles's shoulder to support himself. Maya looks outraged and appalled!

Maya: MR. EDGEWORTH! Just because you don' like her musi it doesn't give you an excuse to be sexist!

We see a panel of Miles looking stressed and confused. He leans his head on one of his hands, which messes up his hair, showing how he isn't his normal put together self.

Miles: I should rephrase that. What I mean is, Ms. Roan is clearly VERY assured in her feelings towards women. I was... unaware that anyone felt that strongly. I thought we all viewed these things with a vague sense of distaste and unease but collectively ignored it. Like how we do with climate change.

We zoom out again to see the three of them. Miles stands in the middle looking deeply uncomfortable and lost in thought, vibrating with unease. Nick and Maya exchange deeply concerned glances across from him.

With lingering unease, Miles begins to walk away.

Miles: Well, I should be going then. Goodnight.

Nick hesitantly raises a finger to point out an inaccuracy in that statement

Nick: It's four in the afternoon-

he gets interrupted by Miles who repeats firmly: I said Goodnight

Nick looks in the direction Miles walked off in.

Nick: ...He'll be ok, right?

Maya reassures him: Of cours Nick! I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Jump cut to a closeup of Nick's hand holding Miles' letter which reads Miles Edgeworth chooses death in all caps. Then, below in smaller font, it says Also femininomenon was really good, thanks.

We see a panel of Nick glaring wordlessly at Maya as he holds the letter in his hand. Maya leans against the wall and looks away, whistling, trying to look innocent to avoid blame.

As a bonus, we also have a page that takes place a year later. Miles and Nick stand talking. Miles looks calmer now, and Nick smiles encouragingly.

Miles: In my time in Europe, I've been examining myself and my approach to law. Ultimately, the most important focus must be justice. We owe it to ourselves and to the people we serve

Nick: Wow, that's really inspiring Edgeworth. And, uh, hows the... the other thing going?

We get a zoomed in panel of Miles glaring menacingly at a suddenly nervous Nick

Jumping out again, Miles turns his back to Nick as he continues to talk

Miles: So as I was saying, justice is truly so important...

Nick nervously rubs the back of his neck wearing an awkward expression as he sweats nervously. He thinks to himself internally "Ooookay then, clearly still working through some things there"

/.End ID]