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Happy Halloween !
Grand-mother was kidnapped by a silver were-wolf ! For the sake of saving her, Red Riding Hood will become a monster hunter with the help of a mysterious fungus witch... will they be able to find Grand-Mother in time ?
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#collei#genshin impact collei#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#faruzan#genshin impact faruzan#based on my halloween AU of 2023 !!#i found my old comic and wow I laughed a lot#wish I could finish so i can share it to you all !#bahaha the drawing being epic and cool and the story is full comedy 😭😭😭#there is also alhaitham and kaveh in this AU... Alhaitham is a professional Monter hunter and Kaveh a werewolf too but I think I will change#kaveh as a vampire. he would looks cool as a vampire.#i struggle for the background 😭😭😭#hope u like it !
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"All clones are bad at lying."
This is Hardcase erasure and I won't stand for it.
#the clone wars#hardcase#that man lies like a professional#butter wouldn't melt in his mouth#cool as a cucumber#hardcase is his name telling falsehoods is his game#hunter is also worryingly good at lying#no one believes him but he SOUNDS good
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A Batfam AU where instead of going to get Dick to be Robin again Tim uses necromancy to bring Jason back from the dead. He just leaves Jason on the Wayne doorstep with a 'do better this time' sticky note. Batman can't find out who did it and Tim stays his little latchkey self with semi ok but distant parents (cus canonical they weren't really abusive just not there which isn't good but they could be worse). His parents bring him along on trips but again they love him but they just leave him to do as he pleases. so in Paris he ends up still getting trained by Lady Shiva. This keeps going and Tim just keeps reviving batfam members, if they fake their deaths and Tim tracks them down to check on them. They still have no idea who their shadow is, they can't find him, Tim likes it this way. Bruce goes MIA and Red Robin happens just minus Tim actually being Red Robin. The JLA doorstep gets a passed-out Batman with a 'I can't believe I have to keep doing this shit' sticky note on his head.
#now you're probably going Batcaves i see those fics all the time? and my retort is those are babyified Tim Drake fics. he then gets adoped#the batfam and has a coffee addiction. i want a Tim Drake that treats the batfam like how wildlife rehab centers treat animals. they make#themselves knowable of the subject. they're striving to improve their quality of care. establish safe working habits. share skills. put car#of the subject over personal gain. be professional and humane. protect welfare of the subject. release the subject as soon as appropriate.#it's just his subject is batvigilantes not a racoon that was on the side of the road.#tim drake#batman#robin#dc comics#dc universe#detective comics#batman comics#batman and robin#batman au#and i think Jack and Janet being abusive is getting boring. have them be ok parents. they give tim a long leash but fail to see hes using i#for his own fun. they never told him he CANT learn necromancy and revive bat vigilantes how was HE supposed to know it's a bad thing??#maybe they should have looked at what he was doing while they were off. (like Phineus and Ferb. He asked if he could learn self-defense.#he learned from Lady Shiva not at the YMCA. He asked if he could read a book on necromancy! you didn't tell him he's not aloud to use what#he learned! he asked if he could go to the cemetery to see Jason! you didn't say he couldn't revive him! and so on)#Tim: mom can I learn self-defense while in Paris?#Janet: that's a good idea there are so many pickpockets here a little training would be nice for you. do you know a place?#Tim: Yes! her name is Sandra#Janet: cool. if you think she's the best choice. here some money.#Tim: Thanks Mom!#janet drake#jack drake#fanfic idea#fic idea#fanfic ideas#batfam
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SUNG HANBIN ARTIST OF THE MONTH (JULY 2024) STUDIO CHOOM
#creations#gifs#kpop#zerobaseone#zb1#sung hanbin#hanbin#boys planet#studio choom#wakeone#i forgot how horrible it is to gif studio choom#go hanbin ur so cool hanbin#hopefully his coolness distracts u all from the fact the colouring looks different in each gif#even tho it is exactly the same psd on all of them#ik he is a Professional at That (tutting) but how the fuck does he do that with his hands fr#this was so cool nd sexy of him#hanbin my friend hanbin from music#i would tag ppl but i wouldnt kno where to start#i trust these wil find their way
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House MD makes for a way more interesting Sherlock adaptation than any other because it truly explores the depths of the character’s potential as a rude, selfish sociopath by making him American
#bbc britlock is cool and all but he’s way too polite and considerate for a so-called maniac#nobody encapsulates a true disregard for human well-being like a US healthcare professional ❤️#if you’re a non-american house viewer I want you to know that I’d rather be at princeton-plainsboro’s nightmare clinic#where the doctor will prescribe you cigarettes and call you slurs#and is only there as a punishment that he’s receiving for violating the geneva convention#than ever be treated by some of the real-life physicians I’ve encountered irl#house md#greg house#gregory house#hatecrimes md
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maybe it's lust cat noir! can't you just let a girl have her kink?!
#miraculous ladybug#mlb#mlb caps#marichat#i'm behind on the show and hadn't really engaged on a full fandom level yet#but from what little i'd seen i didn't get why there were distinctions between the ships when they're all the same people#but now i've seen this ep and ummmmmmm i get it now lol#it was easier for her to access her love for cat noir when adrienette started to get too real bc cat noir is like a fantasy#even though they are also partners lol#it just makes sense#and also it's just ummm hot lol#*disappears into the floor bc i am like mari and hate talking about these things*#ok i'm not done ranting about this and this is why i'm making this sideblog lol#it's also very sweet that he finally loves/chooses mari over ladybug or thinks he does#the normal girl with a normal life#and is trying to be chill and professional with cool and capable superhero ladybug lolol#AND ok finally last thought#in general i appreciated that he worried so much over the ethics of it all#bc it is pretty unfair#and an uneven power dynamic seemingly from his perspective since he doesn't know she's ladybug too#but also that's what makes it so intriguing............#i've been living under a rock but#i feel like this isn't really explored in other superhero stories i've seen#and applies to general celebrity fan relationships too#I'LL STOP NOW#/rant
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elle and emmett from the legally blonde musical are one of those m/f couples that i think work best as a woman and a man purely because their relationship and how elle wouldn't stay at harvard for him because she has grown to want true respect & success more than a man she loves' approval/desire is like so important to the themes of the story and it's the whole point and it's part of what makes them so good. on the other hand emmett could be such a hot butch lesbian it's crazy i want to eat drywall when i think about emmett forrest but a butch lesbian BUT it simply would not improve and in fact would detract from the themes of the story. they have to be m/f
#chirps#tangentially. i think that a trans man casting for emmett would be really great for a lot of reasons#the scene of elle buying him really nice men's formalwear and finding clothes that he likes and feels good in...#'take it like a man' in general would have such another layer of meaning and love to it#anyway. there would be a really interesting dimension to their relationship in terms of elle embracing hyperfemininity & emmett being trans#and how their respective relationships with & presentations of gender impede them in the upper-class Professional world of harvard#man that'd be really cool... that would add soooo much to the show...#Emmett Forrest. You Must Be Transgender Now.#tbh thinking more. t4t f/m elle/emmett would be so incredible but also so fucking devastating for certain things. BUT THEY TRIUMPH!!!!!#<- all my tags aren't me trying for a 'best of both worlds' option wrt casting. just me thinking abt how the roles gender plays in this sho#and the ways different casting choices could shine light into different facets#the 2022 west end revival had them both as black which also is really great stuff i think... i wanna find a full boot for that
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i just want to put them in the same room and see what happens
#i think bart would call him a pussy but they would both eventually realize#they have some of the same issues and the self-awareness sucks so bad they never speak again#transmission.png#benny#my fanart#numbuh 52 pickup#or bart humiliates him extensively and it's like that modern episode#where martin was like ''bart you're only nice to me when no one's around. you are worse than a bully. you're a COWARD and a CONFORMIST'#benny is a coward and conformist in some ways but he'd rather die than do most of the stuff bart does in general#though benny def likes fictional pranksters like bart cuz they're not real and they're Sooo Cool#bart can't be an actual rebel right and benny can't fit the prankster boy mold because his heart is too big / he's too emotionally aware#it's like trying to be a professional clown but your makeup sucks really bad and your clown shoes are too small#and everyone's like yeah you did the routine good but your presentation was lacking
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Skizz: So, what do you think you would charge for something like this? [Armor stand memorial for his dead horse] Cleo: What would I charge? I would charge... your undying loyalty. Skizz: That's, that's... You already have that. Cleo: I know. Skizz: You need to charge more. Know your worth, Cleo. Know your worth. Cleo: I don't know my worth! My goodness, Skizz- do you not know me at all? Skizz, laughing: I'm still learning!
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I'm so glad their Life series dynamic has continued thriving on Hermitcraft <3 Rattlesnake duo, my beloved...
5:36 into Skizz's S10 E10
#hermitblr#Hermitcraft#ZombieCleo#Skizzleman#Rattlesnake duo#Riddle watches Hermits#2 minutes later he's like ''Once I figure out how to build a portal I'm gonna help you :)'' Good for him#''Clebert you're the best! You're so professional!'' yeah yeah we know you think they're super cool. you are correct btw.#Hermitcraft spoilers#mcyt
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now i really hope this isn't right, but i gotta say it
kalina said ragh barkrock, not lydia. lydia has experience with these things, she knows how to seal it and she's pretty cognizant and capable at the moment so she doesn't need ragh to explain on her behalf. maybe kalina just said ragh because he used to be infected (and he wasn't born with it so we can assume lydia wasn't) so she knows him better, but. lydia's already occupied with the gem in her chest. IF the same ritual needed to happen to seal the shatter stars again, lydia wouldn't be strong enough in her current state since she's weakened by the gem. gorgug's strength score dropped to 18 since taking more levels of artificer. ragh still has a +5. as far as we know the closest person to the bad kids who COULD have the strength to fuse with the gem is ragh, who also has some experience with it already. and if he did he would experience the same illness as his mother if not worse.
#AND HE WAS GOING TO GET SCOUTED BY SOME PROFESSIONAL BLOODRUSH SCOUTS#i want him to be happy but i also want him to be important#I SWEAR I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN#IT WOULD BE VERY VERY SAD FOR RAGH WHOSE WHOLE THING IS HIS STRENGTH AND LYDIA WHO WANTED HIM TO LIVE A BETTER LIFE#BUT ALSO I WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP#listen im just hyped that my man's important#also if his father becomes relevant at some point that'd be cool#not in a heartwarming family reunion way but like something to do with lydia's adventuring party#maybe the big bad??#there may be something wrong with me#ragh barkrock#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#d20#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy theory#lydia barkrock
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Finally, we get the opportunity to put our Spy Cards worldbuilding in a work. Though there are many questions about such things as "regulation" "how these cards are printed" "who approves a single spy card", and so on, we are here to present a bold new take: this game is based like 60% on obscure roach memory-reading tech that got turned into a card game with absolutely No card-game-related intentions included in the original tech and most of the card vetting is just from the fact that there aren't too many card printers out there and most of them make cards that need to be translated from Roach.
Strictly speaking, as a card game, it is not a terribly good or well-balanced one. It's popular primarily because of a mix of the difficulty involved in getting the data for high-level cards, the fun of seeing the variety of monsters that can be brought to the table, and the incredible amounts of ham and drama that goes into specifically the professional scene.
#we speak#bug fables#bold and new because we think that only maybe three people have even asked questions about the semantics ofc#notable points: professional spy cards is an entirely different thing from competitive spy cards#and the overlap between fanbases means that there is occasionally some REALLY incomprehensible beef about deck composition#also every time that carmina uses astotheles' card in one of her decks she has to pay him royalties#this is because he approached her personally about it. it was an Experience.#the roach tech thing also means that like a decent chunk of high level spy cards players know like. a handful of words in roach#competitive spy cards is generally smaller than professional and involves shit like actual deck composition and like#trying to get ahold of That One OP Card so that you can utterly crush people at the local tournament. actual card geek shit.#professional spy cards is basically wrestling in card game form and does NOT optimize the decks very well#because 99% of the draw of PROFESSIONAL spy cards is that youre gonna watch a whole bunch of people roleplay elaborate storylines#while also playing a game where most professional venues will invest in tech to read card crystals and summon appropriate effects#its a spectacle sport. specifically a spectacle sport where the actual game is mostly framework for Cool Monsters and Interpersonal Drama#carmina is a heel#this might be slightly incoherent but we'll clean it up later maybe. we are taking a break from sketching comms to write rn
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he’s literally a criminal
#like … he’s the real deal he’s professional abt it……. my honest erection#the way he waves his hand when they start freaking out leave him aloneee he doesn’t care if he gets caught he’s cool like that……#ididathing#alex apollonov
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love this part of my life where the things that are difficult but challenging and good for me are things i can stop and skip and halfass, but the things that are difficult and painful and pointless are the things i have to live with no matter what
#school and home life are too much to handle so i skip school#because i cant kick my parents out#and appartments cost money#and i dont have a car to sleep in#i could maybe try to dig up my old childhood tent but that brings a whole host of logistic questions + im scared and it's difficult#anyway. it's fine. it's cool. i just have to hold on until i graduate high shcool and then ?????#find a way to live without my parents money OR scholarships#all for some nebulous end goal of having a job (the only field i'm interested in and good at offers two options:#to become an academic#or to become a freelancer#i do not have the fortitude to be an academic and being a freelancer is convoluted and pays like shit)#i might've spent 24h without my parents occasionally if i spent the night at a friend's place once or twice recently#but besides that the last time i've gone 48h without my parents was when the mental health center organised a week camp uhhhh...#two summers ago#incredibly good for my mental health as you can see#god i remember like... years ago. around 13yo maybe or 14. a guy. i dont know if he was a mental health professional or like social cases#but anyway he told me ''you're too afraid to be away from mommy and daddy'' and it made me want to rip his eyes out#several other people have implied or suggested that too over the years and it's just#am i too dependant on my parents? yes. will it be difficult to take my independance? yes.#does it means i don't both rationally recognize and feel that this is really fucking unhealthy and hindering for me#on top of being unpleasant?#FUCK NO#i want out my guy. there's just not many opportunities for an already mentally ill teenager#now that i'm eighteen i have to grapple with the logistical problems of the money needed and how to continue my education#and im sure a billion more if i start searching a little more seriously#perhaps i should kill myself that way i don't cost anyone any more money#broadcasting my misery#vent
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drops these batim MOTW doodles here and scurries away. i don't know if i ever?? mentioned it here??? but anyways im a part of this campaign now :]c and i'm playing my favorite background gent character, Scott
so naturally i decided to doodle everyone after the second session
our keeper is @sbpstudios (playing prophet and thomas as pictured), sammy belongs to @queenofcats17 , plush is lili's, herby is @lairde-lampblack , and joey is @wally-franks-stan
#victors art#batim motw#sammy the spellslinger#plush the created#herby the spooky#joey the hex#scott the professional#wow scott really has the lamest tag LMAO all you other mfs sound cool. mans is just a professional#motw prophet#motw thomas connor#(<- idk what to tag those two)#scott tlo#he gets his canon tag because there's not enough in his tag
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it is my personal headcanon that outside of the dream world Albert is actually extremely fucking pathetic in conversations because he can’t do any of the crazy world distortion shit he does in real life
#guy who thinks he is so cool but is actually a professional bag-fumbler. just the most wet and pathetic grown man you can think of#what’s the point of social interaction if you can’t send your dream eaters to maul them when they say something you don’t like#suburbiiart#twdak#therapy with dr albert krueger#albert krueger
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Hogtober, Day 17: Goblins
Lodgok 💔
Damien released a bitter, humorless laugh. He started pacing on the narrow stair he was standing on, an uneasy task given its limited space. He looked quite ridiculous. Sebastian nearly laughed at the absurdity of this whole situation, but somehow managed to hold back. As Damien continued speaking, his words carried a mix of resignation and defiance. "Fine. I wasn't going to tell you, but maybe I should. I'm no longer friends with a goblin because Lodgok's dead. Ranrok murdered him in front of me."
Sebastian's entire body froze, and his face slackened. Oh. "What? When did that happen?" he managed to choke out.
"Why does it matter to you? You made it very clear to me that you despise all goblins."
"It does matter to me. I'm..." Sebastian struggled to find the right words, but before he could gather himself, Damien interjected once more.
"You're...what? Sorry? I find that hard to believe. Relieved? That sounds more like you."
Sebastian winced. He hadn't expected Damien to be capable of delivering words that could cut so deeply. "Do you really think I'm that heartless?"
A resigned sigh escaped Damien's lips. "I'm not sure what to think. I'd like to think you care."
"I do," Sebastian replied earnestly. Yet, he still couldn't find the words to say how he felt. He did know that he didn't like to see Damien this upset. And he was sorry Damien lost a friend. He needed to fix this.
⭐ Ch. 37 ("Lost") from "Book One: Like Moths to a Flame" on [AO3] and [Wattpad]
#hogtober#hogtober2024#day seventeen#hogwarts legacy#goblins#lodgok#fun fact: this was my favorite chapter to write in LMtaF#also: yes that is Yosemite behind Lodgok LMAO#my husband took that photo#he used to be a professional photographer#now he's in I.T. but it's cool because I used to be a professional actor but am now in marketing LMAO#it be life#LIFE MAN
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