#he was like a foot taller than me

[frogwithastrawberry]

Conventions where people are in cosplay are so funny. Where else do you get to watch an anime girl twirl the Mandalorian under her arm in steps to the Waltz?

[doctorsiren]

can’t stop thinking about mob growing up 🥺

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

psychonauts' proportions are so very unserious

[glaiveprime]

its actually so fun to make your selfship toxic yaoi actually. all frey does is bother arthur so much that he gets a rage boner about it

[yogurtkags]

"the only time i feel i might get better, is when we are together."

"come here."

letting her eyes scan over his features, she takes all of him in, the very same ones she’s already committed to memory many moons ago. as she traces his cheek with the pad of her thumb, she can’t help the corners of her lips lifting into a soft smile, locking eyes with his and getting lost in the universe held in twin twilight orbs. “what do you see?” tobio whispers, cool breath fanning against the flush apples of her cheeks as he rests his hands on her waist and pulls her closer. “you, i just see you.”

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[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Do you have any patterns/resources/advice on sewing corsets/bodices/stays/stuff like that? I have once again reached the "wow I hate bras and bra shopping" point of the "having to replace clothes as they wear out" cycle

[sparkyblizz]

conversation between me and my boyfriend that I thought was metadedecore (Woolies, short for Woolworths, is a supermarket chain in Australia)

[doopcity]

me and roommate drew ourselves

[androidboy]

being confronted with i am in a serious relationship with a man i love and he wants this to be longterm and i want this to be longterm means constantly having to readjust my brain as it tries so hard to make me insecure about whether or not he’s gonna get bored. holding on tight to how i want to be which is full of love and expression and if i feel like i’m dancing and floating and blowing kisses i refuse to stifle it

[jalo-parker]

I did not mean to make my sonas void form this tall canonically 💀 (I'm keeping it though) (hes 9ft tall btw)

My sona is a shapeshifter btw. Hels is very used to seeing it's 'normal' form so the massive 9ft tall one was a bit of a surprise

[realtapiocafan]

Tee: Going back to that game [vs Dallas], umm, I actually didn't play that well, you know what I mean. And. Uh. I was in my head a little bit right after the game. And then, you know, hearing that. That kinda -brought up my spirits a little bit, so uh. It just showed that my guy, you know, he wanted to keep me around, you know what I mean, and that I mean a lot to this team so. And, you know, that just… It helped me get throughout - get through the past - the last five games of the season and -and whatnot so. Yeah, man, it just shows that -that he care about what -what he wants in Cincinnati in the future, you know for fans and stuff like that

[black-and-yellow]

[nessbunnie]

how to talk to a sweet funny cute guy who says he likes u but u wanna take it slowly and get to know him first but ur scared that he's gonna lose interest once he gets to know u cus ur kinda weird no borax no glue

[bmpmp3]

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Cyno: my boyfriend -- he’s 6′5″ --

Alhaitham: Tighnari is 5′4″.

Cyno: 5-- I’m sorry have you met Tighnari? just because Tighnari’s taller than you doesn’t mean you have to spread rumors about him--

Alhaitham: for the last time, his goddamn ears do not count.

Cyno: yes they do they’re part of his body.

Alhaitham: no they do not that is not how height is calculated.

Cyno: not when they’re on the side of your head because that doesn’t change anything, you’re still the same height -- Tighnari’s ears are upright most of the time though.

Alhaitham: you two know he’s delusional, right?

Dehya: don’t drag me and Candace into this stupid conversation -- obviously the ears don’t count--

Candace: well of course his ears would count, if they’re on top of his head--

Dehya and Candace: ...

Candace: ...they’re part of his body, love.

Dehya: Candace...babe...saying his ears add to his height is like...like saying your hair makes you taller.

Cyno: that’s not the same thing at all, Tighnari’s ears aren’t just made of fluff, they have skin. and cartilage.

Alhaitham: if he can lower his ears then they don’t count towards his height.

Cyno: bending your knees doesn’t change how high you measure, though.

Alhaitham: it doesn’t change how high he can reach.

Candace: but we’re not talking about wingspan -- that would be like saying your neck shouldn’t count in your overall height because it doesn’t affect how long your arms are--

Dehya: oh my god how did you actually drag me and Candace into this I hate academics so much.

[androidboy]

he also said that he just wants to see me walk around his apartment in one of his shirts 🥰