#he was forced to wear that onesie lol

[thatonechoaticdumbass]

I drew Sam in Christmas onesies because I was bored

[moonsaver]

It’s me @pix3lplays back at it again, not a request, but you mentioned a SLEEPOVER with the Stellaron hunters and it isn’t leaving my head so please have some thoughts…

First of all oh my gosh just IMAGINE their pajamas I’m crying that’s so funny…Silver Wolf’s is just straight up a Pokémon onesie or something-

Kafka has some very pretty, tasteful silk pajamas with lace…

Blade. Idk I imagine he probably sleeps shirtless or something (I’m normal about his scars I swear) but if he knows they’re having a guest he wears some random t-shirt alongside his sweatpants. Like. He doesn’t care what he wears at night…it’s a t-shirt with a really bizarre Picture or incomprehensible writing on it and you’re just like ??? Okay….

The human cast? Each of them have long enough hair…for a braid train…Kafka doing something really nice with Silver Wolf’s hair…while Blade just does something basic for Kafka, and then y/n gets to experiment with Blade’s hair…if he’ll let you. Important stuff I’m telling you.

Trying to play a board game with them that results in Kafka having to use her Spirit Whisper at LEAST once to get you all to calm down. Do NOT play Uno. Blade got +four carded like five times in a row, you felt so bad for him…

PILLOW FIGHT GONE WRONG!!! SO MANY INJURIES!!! Sam and Blade took it WAY too seriously.

At least one incident of Blade asking you to smother him with a pillow.

Silver Wolf who stays up LATE. So late. You’re all watching her play a video game, and the girl just doesn’t STOP, haha. Eventually you all would like to go to sleep…not her. You try so hard to stay awake to watch her but you end up falling asleep on the shoulder of another Stellaron Hunter.

Kafka eventually makes Silver Wolf go to sleep, but Silver Wolf does that thing I used to do as a kid where I’d just. Hide under the blanket while playing my DS. That’s Silver Wolf.

Blade getting a mara flare up in the middle of the night kinda killing the mood. Sam holding him like he’s a feral animal while you and Kafka calm him down.

Sam who I’m assuming doesn’t have to really sleep? Combined with Blade waking up really early results in them waking up the rest of you by accident in the morning haha.

Cooking breakfast for the Stellaron Hunter humans…please I NEED- (don’t mind me not really knowing how to cook but I CAN make pancakes and scrambled eggs lol)

I just…need a Stellaron Sleepover. Elio needs to put it in the script, I’m BEGGING.

Hello, Pixel! Glad to see you in my inbox, hehe.

The sleepover is a very fun concept!

I think your descriptions of their sleepwear is quite spot on. As for Blade.. does.. does he sleep? I feel like.. he just only takes off his normal clothes for wash day. Otherwise he probably just has.. some ripped up, old clothing that's begging to be put out of it's misery. Kafka has to come to the rescue once again and fish out some more appropriate wear for the sleepover and force him to change into them.

As for the braid train, I love it! They're all chattering and snickering, and y/n gets to experiment with Blade's hair. I imagine they temporarily dismantle the train to look at y/n's progress on his hair, and go back into their positions after. I think Blade's hair would actually be kind of silky near the roots, and in the middle. Most likely because he uses either Kafka's, or Silverwolf's bare minimum shampoo products which is miraculous for his hair. The ends are.. crusty, to say the least. But hey! It's not everyday you get to braid and shape his hair all silly. Make most of it!

The card game.. aww. Uno is probably the only thing all of you can really play, monopoly's not interesting enough for Blade to keep his attention, and other board games like Ludo makes Silverwolf too competitive, and Kafka's tried one too many times to cheat the dice. So.. Uno's the only simple option, not like they can't cheat, but.. it's a small card game, so.. whatever. They just stay dormant. Until all of you simultaneously pulled out a +4 and Blade had to pick up almost half of the card stack.. yikes.

Pillow fighting is probably the only activity that gets Blade actively engaged,but it's not long before the threads all snap except a few and the pillow is begging for mercy, Blade swinging it with such force to the point there's only a small bunch of cotton and fabric left.. injuries are even worse than that. Sam is a hair's breadth away from shooting someone through the pillow itself. So pillow fighting is banned until both Blade and Sam learn how to take it easier.

Silver wolf staying up to play extremely late.. makes sense. She would. Forms a small tent with an ominous glow from the inside, and it's just her console. At least, she doesn't quite disturb you as much as the others.

Blade.. poor thing. He himself probably doesn't want the mara flare up. After a while of calming him down everyone's just docile and kind of concerned about his shuddering state. Except Sam, of course. Deathly iron grip. Asks if he's done and if he can go. Dude, read the room!

Breakfast! Silverwolf's definitely not awake by then. Kafka's up and ready, miraculously. She offers you.. questionable substances, if you can even call it edible. But don't worry! Just close your eyes, take a mouthful, and leave it to Kafka if your stomach feels weird. Blade.. isn't someone that's partial to cooking, but all the Stellaron Hunters quietly watch him cook from the side.. watching him struggle a bit, but manage to cook an average breakfast with a few burnt sides. And of course, y/n gets first dibs.

[marshmellowtea]

For fun: any agereg headcanons for Will Clarke :0

oh my gosh so many you have no idea alkgjdaslkf. i know i've made posts about him before but i don't think i've made a headcanon compilation post for him yet (and if i have uhhh i forgor 💀) so i'm gonna use this ask as an excuse to do that hope you're ready—

i already know this is gonna get long so i'm gonna put it under a readmore. tws for mentions of canon abuse and cults, and discussion of diapers. let me know if i should warn for anything else <3

will generally regresses anywhere between 0-5, but usually he hovers near the 1-3 end of that spectrum. he baby

his main caregivers are mike, tanya, and yu (who i like to picture adopting him in a happier au 🥲), but martha, ellie, and fisher and hutchins (for my tedfishyu fans out there lol) also step in from time to time. i think jimmy also sometimes looks after him but that's usually when he and regina have playdates (i also headcanon her as a regressor but that's a thought for another time lol)

i think mrs. hutchins steps in to look after him from time to time too, especially before he's taken in by his adopted family (which she's also a part of i'm not leaving her out, she's just there first and before it's official lol). i don't think she knew he was regressing per se, she just knew he was a vulnerable teenager who acted kinda childlike sometimes so she did her best to look after him when he needed it <3

lila also pops in from time to time in nice aus where she exists still, either as a headmate or as a separate person—she's my beautiful, evil babygirl so i usually tend to write her in somehow lol. i see her as a regressor leaning flip but she only ever really looks out for will, and she's more of a big sister figure to him than anything.

will is not picky about using caregiver titles, lol. if you're looking after him there is a strong chance you will get called mama/papa/dada at some point, even if you're just a babysitter and especially if he's regressed super duper young. i think they're like verbal stims for him when he's little, so unless you're tanya, mike, yu, ted, mrs. hutchins or fisher he doesn't necessarily think of you as a parental caregiver, he just really likes saying those terms :') and yes this is a bit of a projection on my part lol

will is not a permaregressor per se, but i do think once he finds his family he spends a lot of time regressed due to being forced to grow up too fast and the abuse he suffered from his mom and the fraternity (and lila, depending on the au. i love her but she's also canonically a villain and sometimes i do explore that in agere aus)

he's also definitely a padded regressor, i think he has a lot of incontinence issues due to disability and the aforementioned trauma that get exacerbated when he's little so it's just better to keep him in diapers or pull ups. i think they also just generally make him feel safe and comfortable, so he doesn't mind wearing them—he did have shame about it at first for needing them, but his found family has been nothing but supportive and kind about it so he's able to embrace needing them and find comfort in them :')

he has so many soft and comfy clothes!! onesies, big t-shirts (many of them stolen from his cgs hehe), overalls, super soft sweaters, and a few nightgowns/dresses/spinny skirts cuz gnc will reigns supreme in my head lmao. i think he has a wide variety of styles too because basically all of his caregivers have bought or lent him him clothes at some point and they all have drastically different styles so what he's wearing highly depends on who's looking after him and what cute outfit they wanna see him in XD

he enjoys it though! it's kinda fun being their dress up doll sometimes, especially cuz they like to coo at him and take pictures of him when they dress him up. it makes him feel very pretty and loved <3

honestly will doesn't really care much about gender in general, and that's doubled when he's little. he has a wide variety of toys ranging from traditionally "masculine" like trains and legos to traditionally "feminine" like play dress up costumes and a gorgeous dollhouse he got for christmas one year. i'm also shamelessly stealing this headcanon from @whenthedeeppurplefalls but he also lovessss puppets and has a handful of those as well, along with a puppet theater lovingly handmade by mike and tanya for a different christmas (or his birthday, i haven't decided lol)

honestly a lot of these headcanons have probably been at least partially stolen from tanya so shout out to her give her some appreciation <3

his taste in tv shows is similarly varied i think. going back to the puppet thing his faves are definitely the muppet show and sesame street but i like to think he's also a strawberry shortcake, scooby doo, my little pony and blue's clues kid also projection don't worry about it, pfft. he'll watch most things without complaint but those are his faves :)

he's a very touch starved kid so he can get pretty physically clingy sometimes and it's very adorable 🥹 sometimes he goes through periods of touch aversion (usually due to trauma flashbacks or overstimulation) but most of the time he wants to be close to his cgs so he's frequently being held in their arms or lap or just holding their hand waugh

generally will's a really easy kid. he's very sweet and doesn't like to act out, and if he does act out it's usually cuz he's overstimulated or having a bad brain day, and occasionally he will have meltdowns. his cgs have developed gentle protocols for dealing with those days and ways to prevent them because it is NOT fun to see their baby hurting and upset :(

loooooves playing pretend, especially if he gets to play an animal :3

he loves animals in general, whether it's watching shows about them or being read books about them. he canonically feels a kinship with them after all!

related but every time he's taken to the zoo or aquarium it's the best day of his life aglkjdsklfjd. he also likes going to the library and the park, and sometimes for a special occasion his family takes him to an amusement park or festival where he gets to go on the rides (it's very stimulating for him in a good way, you know how little kids like to be thrown around sometimes? it's like that <3)

he's pretty clumsy even out of headspace so his balance is naturally even worse when he's in headspace alkgjadsklf. his caregivers often have to catch him when he wobbles, and if he's younger than two, they often need to carry him (at that point he's usually crawling anyway, but if there's places he needs to go that's when they just ask if they can scoop him up......assuming he hasn't already asked to be carried, that is 🥺)

okay this has gotten out of hand so i'll end it here lol, but god i have. so many thoughts about this kid i forgot how much i loved little will waaauuugh 🥹🥰

[joelsbeard]

🎃👻 halloween with pre-outbreak! joel and your babies ❤️

part 2

halloween with pre-outbreak!joel pre-babies

Accidentally deleted this!

you are absolutely all dressing up for halloween, no questions asked. Joel ofc is not the biggest fan of doing it, however he'd dress up for you or for his babies if they asked.

Because you're already making him dress up, you don't force him to do full on costumes with all the props and everything, him trying is good enough

For your early halloweens as a family of 4 with baby ellie and little sarah 🥺 ofc you let sarah pick what she wants to be and either plan the rest of your costumes around that or do something different but still related so you at least look somewhat cohesive.

However, ofc you can't miss out on the adorable baby costumes, for ellie's first halloween you and joel dress up as farmers, sarah is a little bunny, and ellie is an adorable cabbage patch baby, so you dress her up in something cute and have her sit in her little bed of cabbage 😭🥺 she's such a little doll

i feel like this is such a good costume bc ofc joel naturally is a cowboy (lol) so ofc he has the hat, boots, and flannel already which fit the farmer vibe, so its an easy costume for him.

Ellie looks so adorable, you call her your little cabbage patch baby the whole night lol and sarah looks so cute with her little bunny whiskers and floppy ears ❤️

You have tommy take your family pictures and look so adorable, joel is holding your little cabbage patch baby with an arm around your waist while your little bunny stands in front of you with your arms around her shoulders ❤️

You go to the backyard for some pictures of you and joel picking out your little cabbage patch baby (fresh from the fields!!!) and also finding a cute little bunny in your garden lol

when sarah is busy going up to a neighbors house while trick or treating joel ofc takes advantage and tells you you're the hottest farmer girl he's ever seen, then he asks if he can try to see if your milk tastes better than the cows HAHAHA and you put your hand on your chest and go "Joel!! Not in front of the baby!" bc yes he says this even as you're holding little ellie in your arms, though ofc she doesn't understand what you're saying and she's also too busy chewing on your fingers. He's like 👀 "so is that a yes baby?" and you just roll your eyes and say "we'll see" ;) bc obviously you're gonna fuck once the kids go to sleep lol.

The next halloween you do a Little Mermaid family costume 🥺 Joel dresses as Prince Eric, you dress up as Ariel, Sarah is Sebastian and Ellie is Flounder 🥺

Ofc it has to be somewhat family friendly so you don't wear a seashell bra or anything, but you do wear a long mermaid tail skirt with a tight crop top that has a shell bra design (maybe this is a little scandalous lol but it honestly could be worse, but also you gotta live up to your MILF title!!! and you can always cover up with joel's (prince eric's) jacket lol.

that year you walk around calling ellie your precious little guppy lol she's so cute. You always look back at your pictures that day of you holding your little chubby guppy lol

and sarah is adorable in her little crab onesie.

Of course joel is turned the fuck on by your mermaid costume bc duh 🤤

I couldn't find the right picture i was imaging for little baby ellies cabbage patch baby costume lol, i also imagined sarah's to be more of a onesie or a suit and an adorable headband with ears

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

What sort of pajamas or nightclothes, does each skeleton wear at bedtime?

Undertale Sans - He has a space theme onesie but he's often too tired to put it on, so he's wearing mostly whatever he wore during the day and changed in the morning lol.

Undertale Papyrus - He has a variety of cool sleep sets he personalized himself, like for all of his clothes. He constantly changes them to show off to Undyne when she comes to sleep in his house.

Underswap Sans - Just a large T-shirt and some sleep shorts. He doesn't like squeezing clothes during the night since he's not sleeping that much and he is moving a hell lot in the bed.

Underswap Papyrus - He sleeps with sleep pants only. He has many plushies in bed to keep himself warm anyway.

Underfell Sans - Black or red T-shirt and black sleep pants. Why change colors? At least he doesn't have to hurt his head to find something lol.

Underfell Papyrus - Black long night dress and a sleep set under it. He's always cold at night so he prefers to have double clothes. In winter, he adds a pull too.

Horrortale Sans - Big sleep hoodie, bonus if it's a fleece one. He likes to be comfortable and warm at night. It's also easier to put on as he often struggles to put off and on clothes in the evening when he's too tired.

Horrortale Papyrus - Same as his brother. He didn't like hoodies before, but it's helping a lot with his back problems. He hates squeezing clothes so much now. He needs space.

Swapfell Sans - He has a black and a bright pink onesie. Rus tends to hide the black one to force him to wear the bright pink one he gave him. Nox hates it but wears it anyway because it's a family gift, and Rus is really good at making him feel guilty when he refuses.

Swapfell Papyrus - Nothing at all. It's driving Nox crazy and he loves it, especially when he's too tired and goes to have breakfast that way because he forgot he's naked. Nox always has the best reactions.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He sleeps in underwear. He tends to have bad nightmares and with his sharp claws, pajamas usually don't last very long.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He has a cute panda onesie Wine bought him. He loves it and happily wears it all the time when he doesn't get out.

[tickle-bugs]

Can we get directors commentary on not a house but a home and strange exhilaration please? They stories are so cute and so well written I’d love to hear your thoughts on them

Yes omg!! Sorry this took a bit to answer, I got sidetracked. Thank you for asking!!! Putting these under a cut so i can go ham LOL

Ask for more director's commentary here!

Not a House, But a Home

AHHHH ok ok this was SO fun to write because it's pre-musical Maitlands!! As someone with a deep love for technical theatre, it was fun trying to imagine what the house would be like before the events of the musical. Scenic design is a fun hobby of mine and I love what a set will say about the characters that interact with it!!

Okay so usually when I'm first encountering a prompt/idea, I get clear image of like...the center of the fic? or at least one very specific scene that I can sort of stretch like taffy and build on. The one for this fic was Barbara with the wallpaper! The very first decision I made was that they'd be fixing up the house a bit. It felt in character to me for the Maitlands to literally fix every goddamn thing they could think of instead of like...confronting their mortality LMAO so I wanted to go to a period of their life that felt new and fresh! Also I really love the pastel green wallpaper that they use on the set for the show and I thought it would be sweet if Barbara was the one to put that up. Something something she wears green the house is green something something good luck charm

Then of course the JOKES!! I'm a dad joke connoisseur myself, so it was really fun getting to pick ones for Adam to use. All the jokes in the fic are ones I've used myself, but I looked them up online for specific phrasing. It was really fun getting to play with Adam's delivery actually! To me, Adam has absolutely zero doubt that he's hilarious and will just keep on truckin' until he makes someone laugh. He's so fun to write! He's mischievous and loving and so very white, bless his heart.

I think the core of their relationship is 100% that Barbara and Adam are each other's best friends, y'know? They feel like high school or college sweethearts, or the result of a meet-cute--something sweet and forever-binding. They can't leave Target without buying a million useless things and they take turns either pretending the baby section isn't there or going in and cooing over the little onesies. They slow dance in the kitchen with no music. They have loud, dramatic sing-alongs in the minivan. I think part of that comes from being married/together, but a lot of it is just loving each other's quirks and company.

Also I wrote this in the tags of the og post but I kept making myself laugh writing it by imagining Beetlejuice like...in their walls commenting on the events and such. He's such a wretched little creature I love him dearly. During Ready Set, Not Yet when you see it live, he's bopping around and scatting with 3-D glasses and popcorn literally waiting for them to die it's so fucking funny

Strange Exhilaration

baby's first wicked fic! Wicked will always have a special place in my heart tbh and it was fun bringing back those memories.

This fic was a gift that I whipped up in a couple days, so I didn't sit with it as long as I do some of my other prompts. It was actually nice to do that. It forced me not to overthink what I was doing.

Writing Glinda was a challenge but a welcome one? She speaks in such a specific way but because the show's been running so long, it's basically a new role each time a new actress steps in. I've only ever seen it live once and that was four or five years ago? So it wasn't super fresh in my mind. It was fun trying to reconcile what I remember with what I needed from Glinda. Her vocabulary is everything to me. I stole 'seriosity' (which is a real word but hasn't been used in ages) from Newsies because I had literally just seen it, but the rest were sorta off the cuff!!

okay so first: girlies. jot that down. I love Glinda and Elphaba's friendship and all the tropes that they encompass both together and apart. Whether or not you actually ship it, I do think it's important to write them as if they're a little in love with each other...because they are! I approach the center of their dynamic like this (and I write a lot of deep friendships this way) and it really makes their intimate moments shine ;w;

Elphaba having ticklish hands and Glinda being a teasy sunshine ler were both happy accidents but so fun to write. RIP Elphaba, me too buddy. Hands are mean. But I think it speaks back to their friendship in a sweet way? Elphaba being startled and embarassed by her own softness and Glinda being genuinely 100% delighted by it is so wholesome and true to them, I think. Then of course the reverse of Elphaba allowing herself to be playful and mischievous and Glinda clearly having the time of her life. Ahhhh I love them!!!!

I was fighting for my LIFE not to use 'wicked' or 'bubbly' as adjectives in case it was corny...I think I only did it once or twice each though. I'm so brave.

[harunayuuka2060]

Mephistopheles: I'd like to thank everyone for this opportunity. *sniffles*

Mammon and Satan: Oi!

Solomon: I think this is what we get for doing the ceremony.

MC: *has turned into a three-month old baby * *being held by Mephisto*

Lucifer: Mephisto.

Mephistopheles: What?

Lucifer: *smirks* MC needs their papa.

Mephistopheles: Tch. *reluctantly hands them over to him*

MC: *looks at Lucifer with big, wide eyes*

MC: *smiles*

Lucifer: *smiles softly* Do you recognize me?

MC: *giggles*

Mammon: Oi, Lucifer! I want to carry them too!

Asmo: Me too~!

Satan: Babies are sensitive. You shouldn't be touching them whenever you want to.

Beel: Aww... Okay. I need to wash my hands first.

Levi: Hey, Belphie! Where did you put the baby clothes!

Belphie: There's some in the drawer.

Diavolo: Lucifer, do you mind if they live here in the castle?

Lucifer: No. We're still doing the shared-custody.

Mephistopheles: Thank goodness you chose not to be selfish.

Lucifer: *frowns*

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Simeon: *smiles* *has received the news from Barbatos*

Michael: *enters his room*

Michael: Simeon, is it true?

Simeon: ...

Simeon: Yes. How did you find out?

Michael: ...

Michael: Why would you allow that? MC is... from Celestial Realm—

Simeon: Was. MC is a child of Devildom now.

Michael: ...

Michael: Father has... seen their worth. And you ruined it.

Simeon: I doubt that. MC would just live in misery. You should know better since you had witnessed it yourself, Michael.

Simeon: MC was always an outcast here in Celestial Realm.

Michael: ...

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Levi: *holding MC and letting them choose their own outfit*

Mammon: How are we going to know if they like what they're seeing?

Levi: Their eyes will be fixed on that.

Mammon: Eh?

Asmo: Geez, Mammon. Didn't you notice earlier? You and Beel were sitting next to each other and MC's focus was on Beel because his hair is a bright color.

Mammon: No. I really thought because he was chewing so loud.

Levi: Shh! MC's concentrating!

MC: *their eyebrows furrowed*

Asmo and Mammon: ...

MC: *starts to lean towards the clothes*

Levi: Wh-Whoa!

Mammon: Ack! Careful, Levi!

Asmo: MC? You want this? *giggles*

Mammon: What did they choose?

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*The brothers holding their phones and laughing while taking pictures*

Lucifer: *in a grumpy mood* *wearing a penguin onesie*

MC: *wearing an egg costume*

Asmo: You need to smile, Lucifer~.

Lucifer: *forced to lift the corner of his lips upward*

Satan and Belphie: *dying from laughter*

Levi: Lol. MC looks so cute~!

Mammon: Let's crop Lucifer out of the picture.

Lucifer: Mammon?

Mammon: Gah!

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Raphael: Michael, I think you should give up now.

Michael: I'm not going there to take them back, Raphael.

Michael: I just want to see if MC is happy like what Simeon said.

Raphael: ...

Raphael: Alright. I'll go with you.

Michael: *holding MC's old toys*

Michael: Thank you...

[vhsghostricks]

Celesgiri hc time hehehehe-

Celestia has trained Grand Bois Cheri to sit on Kyoko’s work after a certain time if she is still working late at night, and no matter how many times Kyoko tried to get him to stop, he won’t. So she’ll go to get Celestia to make him stop, and Celestia will just drag her into some cuddles and reluctantly she’ll sleep. This is why Kyoko has a semi-decent sleep schedule /lh

Celestia most definitely loves to pepper Kyoko’s face in kisses while she is wearing lipstick so she leaves a bunch of kiss marks on her. It’s the one time the detective is caught off guard, because people will point it out and she’ll just start blushing and lightheartedly cursing Celestia out in her head lol

Silly family hc with your Celesgiri family hc! They all have matching Cat onesies. Celestia and Maki have black cat onesies and Kyoko and Kokichi have white ones. Once Kokichi got them all to wear them to the movies, Celestia and Maki were embarrassed meanwhile Kyoko and Kokichi were extremely invested in the movie lol.

I hc Celestia as transfem so I hc her name mentioned in ch 3 as her dead name, whenever she gets really dysphoric and sad, Kyoko will just carry her bridal style and hum a song and repeat how much she loves her, and how her wife, Celestia Ludenberg, is one of the most beautiful and badass women in the world.

Celestia taught Kokichi how to play poker at the age of 5. Kyoko was upset…. Cause she wanted to play to lol. They all have family game nights and Celestia and Kokichi get really competitive meanwhile Maki and Kyoko jokingly bet on who will rage quit first /lh

Kyoko has some sensory processing issues so she is a picky eater, so Celestia always makes sure whenever they go out to dinner that the chefs get her food right since Kyoko doesn’t like sending her food back or complaining. Whenever Celestia and the kids do cook together, she’ll take a cookie cutter out and make a good amount of the food shaped in hearts.

Okay ima stop now, sorry for dumping all of these in your inbox but I hope you don’t mind. I know you like Celesgiri lol so I hope these were enjoyable. You are a fab artist btw, I follow you here on tumblr and insta, and you just are so talented (you also seem very sweet /pos). Anyways, Celesgiri supremacy! :))))

*SCREAMS* YES YES YES YESSSSS thankyou I LOVE THESE AKJDKSJSJS

oh my god i love when ppl make hcs for Grand Bois, Kyoko forcefully given a decent sleep schedule thanks to the cat (and Celeste) <3 <3 <3 I feel like she'd catch onto their scheme but goes along with it since yknow Celeste just wants the best for her wifey <3

KAHSSKHDKAD after that one incident, Kyoko starts spending an extra 10 minutes looking for them every day ,,, Dorks <3

MATCHING ONESIES UR SO RIGHT Celeste got them but did not count on Kokichi forcing them to wear to the movies ... instant regret. Thinking abt Kyoko in the Monokuma onesie, she's still extremely serious the entire time while Maki is unable to stop being embarassed...

wahh i LOVE transfem Celeste hcs, i agree completely whhwhw And Kyoko giving her reassurance during those times is a sweet thought whhwhw

AND Celeste being that one meme where it's like "HEY, She asked for no pickles!!!" but in the most passive aggressive way possible akdhskdh

and okay ty for these hcs they rly made my day :D !!! these r so nice i love them sm <3 <3 <3 thank you again! ur so nice akdjadjsjhd

[sunlightandsuffering]

Cute dorky Christmas sweaters. Mikasa buying Eren a particularly embarrassing/lame one and forcing him to wear it in public / christmas social gatherings. Eren sucking it up tho because in return he gets to see her wear nothing but her sweater and panties in their apartment for the entire festive season. Which proves to Eren that she can make anything look sexy.

YES ANON YES!! I was already writing mall shenanigans bc Christmas shopping is peak, but i love this its very in character for BTL!! LOL! A SNIPPET FOR ALL OF U! I APPRECIATE UR IDEAS!

“No.”  It feels like thus far his entire shopping trip has been nothing but the word no.  No, they’re not getting Armin a tacky reindeer onesie for Christmas.  No, she’s not allowed to invite Levi over for Christmas dinner AND Christmas Eve, it’s one or the other, not both, never both.

No, they will not be going to the Cinnabon and getting the exclusive Christmas cinnamon bun.  No, they will also not be getting bubble tea, she does not need more boba, it’s too seductive how she sucks on the straw, much too seductive. No one is allowed to look that attractive chewing tapioca pearls. 

And finally, no they will not be buying matching ugly Christmas sweaters, he does not care how in tradition it is, especially not when the sweater looks like that monstrous green atrocity. 

And yet, despite how often he’s said the word ‘No’ today, he’s found himself agreeing, albeit very reluctantly to every single one of Mikasa’s requests. 

So here he is, in the checkout line of a popup Christmas store buying two gaudy matching Christmas sweaters, complete with lights that actually turn on, glowing blue, red and green, and best of all is the tinsel around the sleeves, placed just low enough to scratch at his skin with every move.  Fucking great. 

He glares at her as he pulls out his wallet, Mikasa ignoring him in favour of making gleeful conversation with the overly peppy cashier who keeps shooting him nervous glances.  The girl rings them up particularly slowly, drawing out the conversation with Mikasa, every so often trying to deflect it towards him, sussing out their relationship status in the least covert ways ever.  But Mikasa hasn’t quite caught on yet, excitedly chattering about how they’ll be the hit of the Christmas party with these sweaters.  More like the butt of everyone’s jokes but whatever, she’d promised at the very least that he’d be rewarded handsomely for partaking in this particularly terrible tradition. It had been quite the surprise when she’d leaned up to his ear as he teetered on the edge of a decision, her lips trailing along his next to nibble at the lobe of his ear just so, before whispering all too seductively about how the sweater would look even better if she wore nothing underneath it.  Of course, that had sealed his decision on the matter.  

[sapphire-dreamsky]

Headcanons of Sukuna being turned into a child for an entire day

A/N: This is my first time doing headcanon, hopefully I do it right. I find the idea of Sukuna, the feared king of curses getting turned into a child hilarious for some reasons. Might be my tired mind which wants a break from studying😅. For this idea's sake, Sukuna has his own body. I leave it to your imagination if he is still a curse but was somehow enrolled into helping sorcerers (highly improbable), or he is born as a sorcerer.

Also, I wish to thank my followers, for liking my content enough to want to stick around. I won't be posting much (University just started but I am already so busy with assignments and such). I will try to write as much as I can but there will be months where I won't be posting lengthy stories. So yeah, sorry for the long ramble, just wanted to let you know how grateful I am. Without futher ado, let's jump right into the arms of Sukuna lol.

You were sent on a mission of high importance.

It was your first time doing it and you were proud to be the one chosen for such a task.

However, Sukuna was bored and according to him, you were the only interesting person in his eyes (besides Megumi of course) when it comes to hanging out with either Itadori or Nobara or god forbid, Gojo Satoru. Beurk, his own words.

Actually, he was kind of forced to say that since you are dating.

And Sukuna doesn't date boring or weak people.

So, with him in toe, after you made him swear he won't interfere unless necessary, you both headed to the place where the exorcism would take place.

It was a special grade curse. One of which was that the nature of it's jujutsu was unknown since it was only discovered recently.

In hindsight, knowing the elders, the mission could have been a suicide missio meant to get rid of you because you disagree with the system.

And it doesn't help that you are Satoru's student. A well-known thorn in their side despite his immeasurable strength.

Despite that, a mission was a mission. And with Sukuna by your side, you were quite confident of coming out of this alive. Not that you couldn't on your own, but he is like a booster...or a support character. But don't tell him that.

The mission was going smoothly. The curse was not as impressive as the document made it out to be.

Or so you two thought.

When you were ready to go, a beam of light was thrown at you.

Sukuna threw himself in front of you.

You were quite worried. He is your boyfriend for God's sake! Despite him claiming he is the strongest, you were still allowed to fret over him at times! And the curse was already exorcised. So where did the beam come from?!

However, there were more important matters at hand.

Like where did he go?

Why were his clothes lying down like back with a bundle in the middle?! Why was the bundle moving?! Why was it cursing?!

Then...the cutest red eyes emerged from the kimono and stared at you. His eyebrows were furrowed as were per usual.

You had to hold in a squeal because...how could you imagine he would be as adorable as this as a child?!

"Oh my God! Sukuna! You are so cute!"

He grimaces.

"Shut up, woman. Help me out."

Immediately after getting him out from the mountain of clothes, you find out that he is naked.

Quickly averting your eyes, you bunch up his clothes and try your best to protect his modesty.

You returned to the school by teleportation and went to find Ieri-sensei.

She was perplexed but didn't see anything wrong with his body or soul.

"The effects might last for a day or two. Don't worry about it."

So you didn't worry over it. But you had to find him clothes.

So you got off to the city to buy appropriate clothes for a grumpy Sukuna who was clutching at you tightly while glaring at anyone who looked at him for more than two seconds.

It was the first time you entered a baby's clothes shop and you were in awe at the multiple array of choices of clothes and toys they sold here.

You went over to the male isle and with some convincing, managed to buy a tiger onesie for him. And another with the saying "I'm a little adorable cuddly monster"

A man tried to flirt with you there.

To which he glared and declared, "She is my woman, you idiot."

You had to clear up the misunderstanding.

"He is the son of my neighbour, haha. I'm babysitting him."

Still his glare scared off the guy.

You gave Sukuna a disapproving stare.

As punishment, you told him he would have to let you take pictures of him in the onesies.

This got you the scariest glare he could manage and a cute pout.

After your little shopping trip, you guys decided to drop by a cafe for some sweets.

He would have refused if he knew they would meet that annoying blindfolded kinky bastard again.

"AH! (Y/N)-CHAN! I didn't know you and Sukuna had such a cute kid!"

Cue, he tried to poke at Sukuna's cheeks.

..."ITE!!!!"

Satoru held his offending finger which was now a glaring red. Because he was wearing his sunglasses, you could see big fat tears droplets at the corner of his eyes.

You were skeptical because, shouldn't Sukuna have bitten down on the infinity separating him from the world?

"Your kid is as mean as his dad! That's so unfair!"

Sukuna swore angrily while trying to kick the man as best as he could in your arms.

You explained the situation to Satoru who only started cackling as if he was mad.

"That's Sukuna? Hahahahahaha."

Sukuna hopes he dies on the spot.

After that humiliating meeting, you head back to your dorm.

The only good thing that came out of this was that he could stay with you.

After dressing him up in these adorable onesies, a photoshoot was a must.

He glared at you during all this.

Midway through, he fell asleep.

You decided to tuck him in safely in case he rolled over.

This was truly a blessing in disguise, you decided before your eyes closed, tired of the excitement of the day.

.

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.

.

Bonus

You woke up to someone holding you in a death grip.

It was way too warm.

Trying to push the offending furnace away, your eyes suddenly opened.

"Wha-?"

There was a sight that was even more precious than kid Sukuna.

The man was sleeping soundly, soft snores exiting his parted mouth.

Truly, he is the most adorable man in the world...when he wasn't being murderous and mean that is.

One of his eyes cracked open.

"Take a picture, it will last longer."

With a smirk, you did that.

[ratsoh-writes]

Since the other ask was about baby, and you like baby clothes

S/O pregnant with their tummy already a little big just giggling at everything so tiny like the tiny socks, shoes, clothes, everything! Dealers choice lol

Sans: he totally is eating your reactions up. Normally sans despises clothes shopping, but whenever you mention it’s for the baby, he’s all on board and ready to go. Now he can make goofy baby puns at everything you ask him to look at, and your happy mood means that he gets extra giggles to go with them ❤️

Papyrus: you are completely right of course! The baby can never have enough shoes. Is light up sketchers too much for a baby? Maybe, but they’re so little!! Papyrus is totally going ga ga over the baby shoes with you

Star: he’s terrible with color coordination and will dress his baby up like a traffic cone if you weren’t there to stop him lol. Star loves his neon colors. He especially likes looking at the baby onesies. It’s like socks, and shirts combined! Genius!!

Honey: if you are willing to have a baby with this nerd, then you better be just as geeky as him. The combined force of you twos nerdiness means only one thing. Baby cosplay. That baby is going to have the coolest wardrobe

Red: he low key might be even more excited than you to go baby clothes shopping. Red is absolutely loosing his sh*t over this tiny leather jacket. And with you in your hormonal pregnant state, you two might end up impulse buying a few too many outfits

Edge: he doesn’t get the hype until you show him some baby business suits. Daddy and baby can match now! Seeing you hold up that tiny suit and tie with a sparkle in your eyes changes edges whole world view

Mal: he’s actually being very frugal about the baby clothes shopping. He only wants to get the basics and maybe one or two cute outfits. Don’t get him wrong, he does want his Abby to be cute, but have you seen babies? They mess up everything?? (Aka, he’s not very enthusiastic until he actually meets his child the first time)

Cash: it’s a constant battle between you two when it comes to baby shopping. Cash wants to get the onesie that says p*ssy slayer. You insist that that is a terrible choice. He’ll wear you down eventually. (Or just buy it himself when you aren’t looking lol)

Oak: he wanders off from you whenever you two go shopping, and you always find him in the crib section. You two already have a crib, but oak is just so excited for they say he can finally see his kid in it

Willow: honestly he never thought he’d get this far. Willow didn’t even think it would be possible for him to have children. So sometimes when you two are baby shopping, he can get a little emotional. Like he just holds up this tiny fluffy sweater and he just starts tearing up.

[thegodshavehorns]

Into Thin Air (4/4)

Chapter 4: Without Reason

Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you're used to waking up to drunk texts, meaningless encoded notes and scribbles, Rose cuddled up to you, puddles of vomit, and combinations of any and all of the above. Sometimes, you wake up to your skull feeling like it's going to crack open, or to half-forgotten dreams of impenetrable darkness. Once or twice, you've woken to weird bruises on your hands that you can't recall the origins of.

"Rose sweetie, Mom has a hangover," you groan, but school is school and missed busses are missed busses, so you splash water on your face, force down a bit of toast and coffee, and drive your daughter to class.

After the whirlwind of rushing about preparing for the day, you revisit the texts, frowning and squinting at the picture. John, smiling, wearing an adorable dinosaur onesie, surrounded by birthday presents. Not a clown in sight.

You've never known yourself to straight-up _hallucinate _while drunk. Certainly not to hallucinate purple clowns. That's definitely new. You type an apology to Stan, to which he doesn't respond. He may be still asleep, given the time difference.

Anyway, it's time to get to work. You go down to the lab and troubleshoot for a few hours, then take your habitual martini break. Looks like Stan has messaged you back.

I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, ROXY. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS IN CONTROL OF YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE IN A STATE. BUT YOU MUST REALIZE HOW ALARMING IT IS TO HEAR ABOUT CLOWNS FOR SOMEONE IN OUR SITUATION.

You text back, sipping your glass absently.

Because of the gods?

YES. THE IDEA THAT THE

THAT ONE, IN PARTICULAR, IS TARGETING US, IS

TO BE HONEST, 'ALARMING' IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

He hardly ever drops off mid-sentence like that. Poor Stan.

I understand. Hes not exactly my cuppa, either.

Speaking of cuppas, it's time to mix yourself another martini.

I'm sory I scared you.

You scroll up to look at the picture of John again. Maybe you should show it to Rose. Wouldn't it be sweet if they could be pen pals? There's something funny about it again, though. You're not quite sure what. Isn't there something purple-ish on the walls? Maybe not clowns, but... something similar to clowns?

YOU ARE FORGIVEN. ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?

lol a little. hey are u SURE there are no clowns in your kids rom?

THIS IS REALLY NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, ROXY.

As you take a sip and download the picture, something hazy and strange occurs to you.

could you take another pic of the kids wall? i need to test somethnig

No reply from the other end.

i mean it this is impoortna.

I WISH YOU WOULD STOP DRINKING.

i have my bsest ideas when im drunking.

As you wait for a reply, you squint your eyes at the picture. John. Presents. Onesie. And a certain undeniable clownishness to the walls that you were absolutely sure wasn't there before.

Miraculously, Stan has sent you more pictures. Pictures of the walls, taken apparently from several angles.

They all still give you a clowny feeling, one that's getting stronger with every sip of your martini. You pour yourself a straight shot of vodka, then down it in one. For science.

Every wall of the room is covered in horrible purple clowns.

You have to put the phone down and take a breath. What is this? You giggle. This isn't funny but you giggle.

clnwns everrywere. sencd mor picsf f rooms.

ROXY, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE I SHOULD ASK YOU TO LIE DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE DAY FOR THIS.

mor picx stanny

I WON'T ENABLE THIS. IF YOU WANT MORE PICTURES WHEN YOU SOBER UP, I WILL SEND THEM.

You frown at the phone, and continue texting. Why won't he help you with this? There are clowns, awful clowns, all over the walls of his kid's room - isn't that important? You only see them when you're drunk, which maybe means Stan doesn't drink enough to see them. You will fix that. You need to send him something strong. Vodka.

You stagger into your room's private bar, and grab the Grey Goose. Or... would Stan be more of an Absolut guy?

Then you hear a soft noise, look up, and see Him.

You didn't hear anyone come in, but there's a god here, in your house. In your room, with you. His skin is gray. A single horn with an arrow tip arcs up from his head. The other one is broken off, leaving a stump. He's wearing dark glasses and a midnight blue-black hood with a trailing end that drags on the ground. He's long-haired and unreasonably tall. And fuck, this guy is built.

Your mouth feels like it's lagging several minutes behind your mind. "What're you doing...? In my...?" Then you blink. You were raised in a legal seminary. And yet... you don't know which god this is.

"It's alright, Roxy," he says, his voice softer than you expected. You relax instinctively, like hearing the voice of an old friend. Who is this? "I know you don't remember me. But you need to trust me when I tell you we have met before."

"How'd you...?"

"You told me where you keep your spare key." The god smiles, almost apologetically. His teeth are perfect and sharp. "Under the flower pots beside the outer stairwell."

"But..." Your mind is whirling. Who is this??? "Who....?"

"You call me Sagittarius." The air around him shimmers, and he's now wearing a magnificent, midnight blue fitted suit, emblazoned on the arms and legs with white symbols of sagittarius, and silver cufflinks that look somewhat like the spiraling sigil for space.

Saggy! The notes! The missing god! GODS, it all makes sense! "You," you manage. "Talk to me. When 'm like this, and I don't remember. Why?"

"This is the only time you can see me. It is not an ideal situation. But if I appeared to you otherwise, the other gods would know I was here. They must not know I'm here, lest they join to war against me. I need to wait for the exact right time."

You blink, really only retaining half of it. "You don' like em."

Sagittarius nods. "I do not support the project to recreate the Game, which involves you. So, I must submit to my situation."

"Yeah well, join the clubbo bucko." If you drink any more, you might not be able to hold your end of the conversation, but you're tempted.

"You've said as much previously, yes."

Hell. You reach for the nearest bottle (Grey Goose? Why did you take that out?) but Sagittarius takes your hand in his. His grip is powerful, almost painful, but not quite. You're too sloshed to care. Instead, you giggle. "Holdin' hands now, handsome? Take me t' dinner first."

He breaks out in a sweat. "You wouldn't remember it, if I had."

You giggle, though you're not sure if that's a joke.

He takes off his sunglasses to stare into your unfocused eyes, and his gaze is as blue as the sea. "D --> 100k at me, Ro%y. You must write a note to yourself. You need to tell your boss, the Mage, that John Egbert is in e%treme danger from the Bard, and that he must move to protect the boy. You must write this to yourself e%actly, with as few mistakes as possible, so you remember it later."

His grip on your hand tightens, very slightly, and you feel like he's millimeters from snapping your finger bones. You feel no fear at all.

"Oh," you say. "Okay, then. I've got some um, questions."

He smiles again. "For you, I will answer all of them."

You wake up to a pounding headache, a bruised hand, Rose sleeping on the porch, a bunch of pictures of blank walls from Stanley, and a coded note stuffed into your brassiere.

When you finally get around to decoding it, you're shocked to see that the note is actually meaningful this time.

tell him drunks clowns are from Bard. protec kid.

You're not sure, at first, whether to believe yourself. Your drunk self is not necessarily dependable. After all, you apparently stole the spare key from under the flowerpot in your last drunken spree, which was unfortunate for poor Rose, who had to wait outside until you woke up in the wee hours of the morning.

Anyway, you do tell Stan about the 'drunk clowns' being from the Bard. He seems to take it pretty seriously, and asks how to assuage the Carnivale's wrath. You are not sure, but suggest that he display respect for clowns.

The next time you video chat, he's got a clown painting framed on his wall, plain as sober day.

[chitsangenthusiast]

What family Halloween costumes would Zuko, Sokka and Izumi wear? (with or without Varrick and Senna as I just like the idea of them also being their children with a big family,,) ❤❤

honestly for the first few years they prob just put her in some really adorable halloween-themed onesies bc it's easiest and those can be useful even after the holiday bc izumi won't stop growing lol

the first year she and all the other gaang babies are old enough to walk on their own tho? pumpkin patch family group costume!!! where there's just a slew of lil baby pumpkins running around!!! while all their parents are dressed as pumpkin farmers!!!!

(katara obv makes fun of zuko all night bc he looks "less like a farmer and more like the town's delinquent kid who's trying to get with the local farmerboy." at one point she asks whether he actually knew farms had mud lol)

in the years after that, izumi goes through this period where at first she hates all scary things—then one day does a complete 180 and loves everything creepy, so there's a wide range of costumes she's done, including:

blue from blue's clues, with zuko as steve and sokka as a vampire

a kitty! with baba kitty!! and sokka as a vampire with cat ears

kim possible, with zuko as ron stoppable (lol) and sokka as a guy in some old skeleton shirt bc the fangs scared izumi this year :(

rapunzel, featuring zuko as flynn rider and sokka as the vampire carrying the frying pan for most of the night (and a head of cabbage bc unlike those two over there he knows the real story)

the blue spirit!! she and zuko were twinsies, and sokka was a vampire

a rocker, which sokka liked bc he got to see zuko dress like how he used to in college—and zuko also liked, bc he's had a thing for edgy vampires since he was a teenager lmao

danny phantom! she forced zuko to be a ghost and pretended to "capture" him all night lol (sokka was a vampire)

literally some kind of demon/zombie creature. she had a vision that involved a lot of fake blood, and zuko went as a skeleton bc he had no clue how to match her. sokka got to take advantage of the fake blood for the vampire costume tho!

a vampire, which is the only time they all ever looked like they planned a family costume lol

okay.....in sokka's defense, he doesn't really have the time to think of a good costume every year! he's too busy in the months leading up to october planning and making their home the hottest halloween yard attraction in the neighborhood!!!

(bc listen hahn on the corner deserves to be knocked down several pegs for thinking he could ever hold that title with his dumb store-bought inflatables, and lbr sokka will happily be the man to knock that cocky smirk right off his face)

((also zuko likes the fangs lol))

[thewriterowl]

Din with a daughter, Din with a daughter, Din with a daughter, Din with a daughter, Din with a daughter, Din with a daughter, Din with a daughter (Rey) any headcanons dear Owl? 👀👀

LOL yep. Din with a daughter, indeed.

So Din would try his best to not be "that dad" with his daughter. He'll be just as protective over her as he is with Grogu. Most Mandalorian women can kick his ass. Rey will be no different. She will be strong, capable, smart, both Jedi and Mandalorian like her big brother. He is not "that dad".

He's "that dad."

Rey cannot date until she is eighteen, she can't have a boyfriend ever (luckily, she probably is not interested in guys lol), cannot wear revealing outfits, needs to know how to break a person's jaw, throat and groin, should never trust anyone (especially boys), etc.

Luke is just giving him a deadpanned Luke and tells Rey she can date whoever she wants at fourteen, but she needs to introduce them to her fathers. She should feel no pressure to date or do anything or be romantic either. She can ignore her buir about romance for now, he's just being an overprotective idiot. He'll cool down once the twitch passes.

Din dislikes Poe. He's too old for Rey.

Luke has to pinch his ear and drags him away saying they're just friends and to leave their daughter alone.

Din held Rey the most. Luke would have to give his husband a look to say it was his turn to hold the daughter he gave birth to. It finally becomes to the point that Luke has to tell Din he has to let her use her feet so she can learn to walk.

Din counts her fingers and toes every day.

Rey loves her Buir's beard, especially when she is a toddler, so he'd rub it on her belly and she'd squeal and giggle and coo with happiness. Her chubby hands trying to grasp at it.

Her cheeks dimple like Luke's and when she first smiled, showing she inherited Luke's smile, Din probably cried...again.

Her first word was "Bur." Yes, Din was probably near inconsolable after that.

Much like his son, he probably tries to have her do electrical engineering bit too early. She probably tries to chew on wires. But she starts to pick it up really quick later.

Rey, much like her big brother, is an escape artist. The first time he found her out of her crib and hiding under Grogu's bed, playing with toys, he very nearly had a heart-attack.

Din does not sense Rey or Grogu like Luke can. So he is always terrified about where they are and what they're doing. Luke is just calmly drinking hot chocolate, mug floating, reading a Jedi text, knowing the siblings are actually on the ceiling giggling. He just has his own Force extended to catch them when they fall (cause he is almost all powerful and is so strong he is practically there with them as they float--he wants them to get stronger and more confident with the Force).

When Din walks into the room and sees them, he screams.

Neither Luke nor Din are much for fancy clothes (even Luke who wears very nice things but does not have a full closet of it; and its always simple). Rey...she is in the cutest outfits money can buy (Luke does get in on this too). She has an Ewok onesie, big poofy dresses she waddles in, gets her hair done like a princess probably how a crown (really Din? "SHE'S THE KING'S DAUGHTER! SHE NEEDS ONE!"), little Jedi garments, dress-up costumes, etc. She has a winter hat of an Ewok (so teddy bear ears) and her brother has a winter hat of a Loth cat (kitty ears--they fit his own big ears).

Luke and Din nearly keel over from how cute the siblings look when they match like that.

Her and Grogu's shared room is over-flowing with toys. Like, literally...overflowing. They bury themselves in the mountain of stuffed toys often and hide there as their own club houses (daddies aren't allowed unless they have the password...or it's snack time)

Rey starts her Mandalorian and Jedi training at the same time. She picks it up fast. She learns from her Buir on how to use a staff. She loves hitting things with it.

She hit uncle Han on the nose once. Din gave her a chocolate for that.

Rey is very wild. Luke encourages it. Din pleads with her to please stop jumping off buildings because it gives Buir heart-problems. She sometimes looks at him straight in the eyes, grins like the devil she is, and then does it.

Luke talks firmly to her to not scare her Buir. But then gives her a chocolate cause that was rad.

She knows she can ask anything of Din and she'll get it. Luke tries to get her to not abuse her power so much...she is still just far too invested in getting a space-pony and knows if she makes her eyes water her Buir will get it for her.

Luke tells Din to hold strong and learn to say no to his princess from time to time.

Din tries.

Din fails.

Rey curses like Luke. but she gets fluent in Mando'a and learns to say all the words to insult an opponent.

she will come at your face like a spider-monkey. It makes her dads very proud.

Din probably still glares at every boy that comes her way...girls are ok though.

[catchmewiddershins]

Haikyuu Hugs pt 3:

NEKOMA:

Kuroo Tetsuro: 

So this boy is tall, as most of them are, and therefore he is the giver of many standing up hugs

He’ll stand there and wrap you up in his arms

He’ll drum little tunes on your back (or the back of your head) with his fingers while he hugs you

He’s quite lean but his arms are pretty well defined to his hugs are stronger and tighter than you’d think

He likes to tease you a little while you hug, small jabs maybe about your hair or height

But he loves you and you’d know that, he’d never aim for anything your particularly insecure about unless it was to offer a compliment afterwards

He loves it when you run your fingers through his hair

He’s actually found that, at the end of the day, having you play with his hair for an hour can actually make it lie flat!

MOVIE WATCHING CUDDLES - I JUST KNOW IT

His limbs are pretty long and lanky so he’ll loosely let them lie around your waist or shoulders as you sit in front of him on a bed to watch television

His arms are long enough to snatch snacks out of your hands (much to your dismay)

Cheeky grins - you know it!

Gives you little squeezes at your waist or lower back (maybe even your butt if he’s feeling mischievous) 

His shoulders are pretty broad too, he likes it if you lean on them

I’m getting a ‘temperature for all seasons’ vibe from him, he runs pretty warm but won’t be unbearable in the summer

Sometimes, he’ll be very calm and quiet, content hugs abound at these moments, just trying to hug you enough for it to sink into your bones how much he loves you

This normally happens when it rains, my friends, I give you... rainy day blanket cuddles!

Kai Nobuyuki:

Not supremely tall (by Haikyuu standards... he’s 5′9.5″, that’s pretty tall to me) But, if you’re short enough, head on chest; taller? Head on shoulder! Taller than him? This boy will rest his head on YOUR chest or shoulders!

He’s a very calm and quiet boy, but his hugs are very secure and safe

Like hugging a teddy bear, neither of you need to speak to convey your love for one another

He strokes your hair or the side of your face

Warm hugs

His hugs aren’t soft per se... they’re just really comfy? And cozy? Like a warm fireplace and hot chocolate

Which is also a scenario that the two of you would cuddle

Honestly, I feel like ‘hug’ and ‘cuddle’ convey different vibes... and this guy is 110% a cuddler

Will happily give you tight, strong hugs if you need them, the perfect arms to break down in and the perfect shoulder to cry on

He’s just a great person to hug, if you are feeling more chatty, he’ll let you ramble about your day and just listen while smiling down at you with just... adoration 

Ngl I absolutely love him now lol

But yes, fabulous, warm, safe hugs, 10/10 would embrace again

Yaku Morisuke:

This is another boy who I feel has very warm hugs

Tight hugs too, very tight, he basically clasps you to him like a warm barnacle with arms, you’re not getting out of it easily

In essence, he’s a lot stronger than he looks

He’s adorably honest with you, so he’ll hug you and just say, calmly, ‘love ya’ or something like that

Sometimes he’ll lay his head on your thighs and complain about Lev while you lightly massage his temples or ruffle his hair (he thinks it’s unfair how Lev is still growing)

He’s just an aggressive hugger, not in a frantic grabbing sort of way but he’ll just - ‘heya!’ *snatch* *long hug*

Likes to be touching you at all times, just an arm around your shoulders or waist again, you two are attached at the hip

The kind of guy to give you this massive grin while you hug 

However, alongside his bluntness and slightly more aggressive traits, he is very caring and will ask you about your day while hugging you, maybe while stroking your hair or face

He just loves you to pieces basically, I think he’s very affectionate or, at least, physical, like he’s the sort of person to playfully whack people in retaliation (yk the type right?) and I feel like he’s just into physical affection and expressing his feelings physically

Also he’s a face kisser, he just peppers your face with kisses and both of you are giggling and laughing your heads off

If he’s tired, he’ll use you as a head rest... be careful you’re not sitting down because then he’ll fall asleep, he just likes breathing you in while embracing you, he finds it calming

Lets you borrow his clothes and might borrow yours

Film watching snuggles and pyjama snuggles abound

However, I think he’s almost always barefoot and therefore, if he’s feeling a little cheeky, will poke your sides with his cold feet knowing that you’ll squirm lol

Yamamoto Taketora:

He’s an enthusiastic hugger, I can’t ignore that

Will hug you while crying and raving about how attractive he finds you

He sways a lot while you hug him and pats you on the head or back

Will be talking to you and, if he sees that you need a hug, will just grab you by the shoulders and pull you into a hug

Running tackle hugs

Basically, he’ll compliment you a ton while hugging you

You two tend to have chaotic hugs, like watching a movie and clinging to each other so tight until it devolves into a pillow or food fight

If you’re watching a movie with him and he figures something out, he’ll grab you and shake you frantically while screaming about it before giving you a massive hug

Lets you ruffle his hair

He really likes to give you piggybacks so you have to hold on really tight

Kisses your head a lot when he can

He tickles you while you’re hugging

Big squeezy hugs 

I’m thinking warm hugs but he tends to move the both of you around a lot

He loves to tell you all about the cool things he’s done on the team and what his teammates have done

He will just randomly grab you and pull you into hugs, like you do well in a test and he’s like ‘Great! Hug me! YAY!’

Kozume Kenma:

So... basically the opposite of Yamamoto

I feel like he’s a nuzzler ngl, like he’ll nuzzle your hair while you cuddle

Also, Kenma is definitely a cuddler not a hugger

He’s soft

Not really big on enthusiastic squeezing - definitely an arm draper

However, I do believe that Kenma can be quite clingy once he’s used to you

This boy will be curled up next to you, or will have his head in your lap as you play with his hair and he plays with his games

He also definitely is the type who will just hug you from behind out of nowhere, when he needs it, squeeze you to him and press his face into the the space between your shoulders

Hugging Kenma is pretty comforting

He is one for bed cuddles, the two of you will sit on his bed with pillows and blankets, playing games with the lights dim and eating snacks

Sometimes, if he’s tired, he’ll hug you while wrapped in a fluffy blanket

Kenma, I feel, is also the type to not let go once you start hugging him. You know the dilemma of ‘I have a place to be but there’s a cat on my lap?’ Kenma right there

If you try to leave a snuggle, he’ll grab your clothes or arm and whine

Kenma’s hugs tend to be pretty weak though, most of the time, he’s not using all of his muscle strength and his hugs are just the feeling of his arms around you

Nose boops and kisses

Loves to chat with you while you cuddle, just about his new game or your studies

Yet, he also enjoys quiet hugs when you both are just comfortable in the silence and the warmth of each other’s presence

Kenma hugs in one word? Cozy

Please play with his hair though, he loves it

Fukunaga Shouhei:

I love this boy, I would die for him, he is my child *Mandalorian theme plays*

*cough* anYWAY

Fukunaga hugs are very cute

He likes to tell you jokes and make puns while you hug, and the two of you like to trade outrageous jokes throughout the hug

If you’re sitting down, you both like to scroll through your phones while cuddling together, showing each other memes that get gradually more surreal

I think Fukunaga is a very affectionate person, he and you like to cuddle or be touching frequently

I think he’s big on holding hands

I also headcanon him as a fiddler (not the instrument... although-) he likes to tap tunes on your back, arms or legs, draw patterns, fiddle with your hair or fingers, just be touching you at all times

I think he also likes to ask for permission for hugs, even if it’s a given - it’s become a little thing between you

However, he has freezing hands - the rest of him is pretty warm - but not his hands

Often, if you hug him out of nowhere, he’ll make a little ~oh?~ noise and it’s really cute - he’ll just look at you in surprise

He loves you a lot and looks at you with his cute lil face all lit up in adoration

He squishes your cheeks a lot, either with both of his hands or he’ll squish his cheek to yours, mid hug

He hugs you round your middle

He hugs you like one would hug a plushie

Also, he love love LOVES it if you give him a massive hug and a big kiss on the cheek

He also kinda likes being picked up, I think he’s pretty light and, if you’re strong, he likes to be lifted slightly off of the ground from the force of your hug

Does the thing where he runs towards you with his arms open

He just squeezes you ok, like a massive squeeze because he loves you 

Gets this adorable, happy little blush on his face whenever you hug him

Inuoka Sou:

This kid's like a puppy, all bounce and smiles and that definitely bleeds into his hugs

He’ll bound towards you and sweep you hug into a hug, probably lifting you off of the floor with the momentum of it

He has this tendency to swing your arm while you hold hands or rock you while you hug

Spends the entire hug complimenting you

The two of you are definitely the type to have fluffy pyjama cuddles, you’ll sit on the sofa and watch disney movies while cuddling in your fluffy, animal onesies

He always wears something really cozy and will always wrap you up in or lend it to you

Rubs his cheek on your head while you hug

Will talk very happily and quickly about his day and how it’s gone

He will encourage you to do the same

His has his hair down after school and he’ll let you play with it

Always asks for help with his homework while cuddlings - the two of you will be leaning on each other while one of you explains the other’s work

Often, he’ll hug you on sight and then hand you your favourite snack

Will text you saying that he wants hugs

Likes to ‘wiggle’ you when you hug - idk how to describe it but it’s like he’ll put his hands on your sides and move them, each doing the opposite of the other, up and down

He hums catchy tunes he’s heard on the radio while you cuddle

He closes his eyes during a good hug, he’s that happy

Haiba Lev:

*lightly clears throat* TALL BOY

This boy is a GIANT - especially to the shorter ones of us (5′2″ / 5′3″ peeps anywhere?)

His arms are so long and you can wear them like the cord of a dressing gown, wrapped entirely around your waist

He sometimes has one hand in your hair, long fingers making a mess of the strands, or he’ll gently rub your head or cheeks

He has 2 hug modes, calm and reserved hugs and-

Energy hugs!

He either sits there calmly and quietly, head resting on yours, on your shoulders or between your shoulders 

Or he’ll bound up to you and pull you in so fast and tight you could get whiplash

He sways you rapidly and picks you up, kissing you all over and listening to you giggle with love in his eyes

He’ll always have one hand on your waist or head

If the two of you are sitting down to watch a film, he’ll completely encircle you

He’ll place you in his lap and wrap his arms and legs tight around your body, using you as a head rest, and let you lean into him while he steals popcorn from whatever you’re eating it from

Sometimes you’ll both wrap up with a blanket and snuggle inside a joint cocoon

Pulls you to his chest from behind and reaches over you to grab stuff

Complains about training while you give him small massages

He’s freezing (he’s like a stick ok, there’s no f a t (like there is on me, he can have some of mine) boy’s got no insulation) but that just means that your hugs are his personal radiator

Pouts for hugs

Shibayama Yuuki:

He’s pretty shy about hugging you at first, but the two of you soon get used to the affection

He is very sweet with his hugs, they’re all very gentle and soft

He doesn’t squeeze you but his arms aren’t loose either, he just holds you to him perfectly

Hums softly to you while you hug

Once he’s become fully comfortable hugging you, he’ll start to hug you from behind a lot, he thinks it’s the comfiest position

Sometimes, he’ll be feeling a lot stronger, and will grab you into a firmer hug as a result

He likes to talk to you about your day while you hug too

Warm hugs lol, he’s just a comfy hugger

Likes to rest his head on your stomach while you talk, he might even fall asleep

Teshiro Tamahiko:

He can instantly pick up upon when you need a hug and will be there at your side in an instant!

He's got lovely hugs, very sweet about it but just knows what you need

He'll always ask 'Can I hug you?' and will listen unless you're saying know at a time when he knows that you really need a hug

Then it's no holds barred, big squeeze

He nuzzles his head onto your cheek and shoulder

His hands are pretty warm, and they'll rest on your back

He likes to hug you from behind too, when you're sitting down, and will let you lie on him and fall asleep while he strokes your arm

[annabethy]

37, percabeth, (maybe teacher au, but you to you lol)

“You could always go nude”/“Lie to me, then.” (Didn’t know which so have both?)

“I have nothing to wear.”

Percy looks up from his position on their bed, unfazed. He was used to her dramatic complaints about having no clothes but based on the fact that his closet was overflowing and he’s pretty sure he hasn’t seen her wear the same outfit twice at work yet so far, he knew it wasn’t true.

“Help me, please.”

“Close your eyes and grab whatever,” Percy says, glancing back down to his phone. “We have to leave soon, and you’re nowhere near ready, but I am both your boyfriend and coworker who also has to be there, and I will pick you up and drag you out of the apartment—” He cut off immediately, dodging the heel she threw at his head with a laugh. “You look good in anything, and that’s coming from both me and your deeply-involved students, so just pick something.”

Annabeth stomps her foot in front of the closet like a toddler. She fingers her lanyard holding her school ID before giving up and turning around. She makes her way to right in front of Percy, staring down at him for a few seconds before she’s climbing on top of him, forcing him to abandon the phone in his hand.

“What are you doing?” he asks, but he’s laughing as she headbutts him.

“I’m trying to curl up in a ball and die,” she says.

“Not on my lap,” he scolds. His hands smooth down her wild hair, knowing that it’s going to add another ten minutes to their voyage down to the school because she wasn’t going to leave until she looked perfect.

“Yes, on your lap,” Annabeth mumbles from where her face smashed into his chest. She jerks around for a second, trying to get comfortable, and then she’s on her back, Percy’s arm cradling under her and supporting her neck. “If I have to die, I want to do it with you.”

“No one’s going to die,” he says softly. His hand taps her hip, thinking for a moment, before he decides to humor her. “Talk me through the problem. What’s going on?”

“I have no clothes.” The way she says it, Percy would’ve thought someone got hit by a car.

Percy looks to their closet dubiously. “Then why am I looking at about twenty outfits?”

Annabeth pauses her moping to follow his eyes. She blinks as though she didn’t see any of those. “I don’t see anything.”

“You could always go nude,” he proposes.

Annabeth scoffs, bonking him on the head with a random throw pillow she picked up from behind him. “This is a school event, and all of our students will be there. You want them to see me naked?”

“That is a very valid point.” Percy hums. “Tie a bed sheet around yourself and call it a day.”

“You’re useless to me.”

Percy rolls his eyes and rocks her back and forth. He was rushing her to get out of the apartment because he knew she would take longer to get ready, but the reality was that they had some time. They had at least another hour before they absolutely had to be leaving.

Besides, she looked so comfortable in his arms, cradled sideways, body turned in towards him, that he didn’t have the heart to bother her. Especially not when her eyes started to slowly blink and flutter shut.

He lets her drift off to sleep, if only for five minutes. As he looks at her, he starts to notice something that’s been occurring to him a lot more recently.

Every time he looks at Annabeth, he sees more than just her. He sees a little girl with ribbons braided into her hair bouncing around between them. He sees a future with her that he wants so desperately to fulfil. He doesn’t think it’s going to happen — at least not anytime soon — but he knows he wants a life like that. They’re both still so young, and they’re so in love, and they deserve it.

Percy keeps rocking her gently, imagining what it would be like if maybe he was rocking a baby to sleep, or holding his family in his arms while they watched a Disney movie because their child was so excited to see a princess. It’s a life he’s always dreamed of, and now he knows it’s a life he has a chance of making come true.

“You gotta wake up, baby,” he whispers when he looks back at the clock. Somehow, half an hour had passed by. “We really have to leave soon.”

Annabeth stirs slowly. She wipes the sleep from her eyes, and as if on cue, her phone dings from its position in her back pocket. Percy’s hand digs it out for her, holding it for both of them to see, and it’s a message from someone he did not expect.

“Why does Piper have your phone number?”

Annabeth shrugs, taking the phone from him. She types out a response lazily, and Percy can’t hide his amusement at her blatant distain for Piper.

(Piper: where are you

Annabeth: none of your business, peasant

Piper: why can’t you love me?

Annabeth: you are peasant)

A second later, Annabeth’s forcing herself to get out of his arms. The absence of her body heart leaves Percy empty and cold, but it’s replaced by her lips pressing against his momentarily. He tries to grab her and keep her against him for longer, but she makes it a brief kiss, pulling away to head back in front of the closet.

“Does any of this scream I’m a math teacher but not one of those ugly ones?”

“You could wear a blow-up dinosaur costume and you would still scream hot math teacher,” Percy tells her. He goes to her side, picking up one of his favorite outfits of hers and holding it in front of her face. “Wear this.”

The smile that morphs onto Annabeth’s face makes him think that she was planning this the entire time. Her hand had brushed by that specific piece of fabric a million times over, but when it’s him that tells her to wear it, it’s suddenly exactly what she was looking for.

Annabeth Chase was his little troublemaker, never making things easy for him. He doesn’t mind.

And because he’s spent the last half hour thinking about their future kids, he doesn’t catch himself until it’s too late.

“Are you going to be like this with our kids too?”

Annabeth stops what she’s doing to look up at him, and now he can feel the blush start at his neck and travel its way up his face. She doesn’t say anything for a few painful beats, until her jaw is going slightly slack and she struggles for words.

“I— what?”

“Nothing,” he manages, already turning on his heel to walk out the room, out the front door, and to the middle of the ocean to become friends with an individual piece of krill, or something.

“No, tell me!”

Percy stops by the door, not ready to face her, but he knows she isn’t about to let him get away, so he lets himself look at her. Surprisingly, she’s looking at him with a smile.

“You said something about our kids?” she prompts.

“No.”

“Lie to me, then.” She bites her lip and smiles. “Come on. Please?” Now he can see the excitement on her face, and everything comes crashing back to him.

Clear as day, he can see the picture of Annabeth holding an infant on her hip, one hand sorting through their closet — no. It’s the closet of a nursery, filled with dresses and onesies. And Annabeth is dressed in a flowing white shirt and black dress pants to go to work, her blonde hair cascading down her back. He sees a baby that can’t be more than six-months-old with her tiny fingers tangled in Annabeth’s curls, and Annabeth is bouncing her as she finally pulls out a pink romper, but not before throwing him a teasing glance and telling him, there’s nothing for her to wear.

Percy’s heart stops when he imagines Annabeth holding the baby out to him with an endearing smile, asking nicely for him to change the diaper — he’d complain, but he’d still do it because he’d do anything she asked of him. And when their baby is in her outfit for the day, Percy’s kissing Annabeth goodbye by the front door so she could get to the school while he dropped the baby off at his mom’s before meeting her in her classroom.

It’s so real that a part of him thinks he saw a glimpse of his future.

A sudden boost of courage, Percy says, “When we have kids, they’re going to have so many clothes that it’ll look like the closet exploded, and you’re still going to say that there’s nothing to wear, right?”

Annabeth drops the clothes she was holding onto the floor just so she could take a step closer to him. He allows his arms to rest against her waist, locking behind her, and her arms wrap around his neck. “When we have kids?”

And Percy falters. “I mean— I thought you wanted kids?”

“I do,” she assures quickly. “But the way you said it… it was so real, like— kids.”

“Kids,” he repeats. “Do we want to have kids?”

“Eventually,” she tells him. “I’d like to be married first, though.”

Of course she would, and that’s why he loves her. She knows what she wants, and she’ll do anything to get it.

“Get married first,” he repeats again. “We’ve been together for a year.”

“And I really like you. I think a wedding would be a pretty good next step.”

“And then kids,” he adds.

“And then kids.” She looks around, and he thinks maybe she’s looking at their future too. “Let’s check back in two years and see where we’re at,” she says. “Then we can seriously consider this.”

“But you do want kids?” he asks.

“I want kids, if only to tell you that she needs more clothes.”

“You’re using me for my money, woman.”

“You love it.”

And he really does, because it means that he’ll get to have kids with her. The only concern really is that he knows she’s going to buy a million things for that baby, and they’re both teachers that don’t make that much money. Still, they’ll manage. They always do.

“I do love it,” he says, “and I love you.”

Annabeth kisses him once and says, “Here’s to closets and kids and not enough clothes.”

Now that’s something to celebrate.