#he walked in waddling

[arsdago]

1 singular daan

[thebugthatlivesinyourbed]

I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING WHY IS HE SO PISSED

[creaturefeaster]

doodle page from tonight

[mysticbeaver]

The walk (tm)

[neongreenllama]

Llama! How is pregnant omega remus doing today?

why thank you for asking, imp. i know you care very much about our pregnant man and he appreciates it.

let's see .... remus woke up very grumpy because he is so big now that he cannot roll on his side anymore and he hates being forced to sleep on his back. he also had a hard time getting up from lying down. sirius tried to help him which then led to remus telling him he's not an invalid and he can get up on his own thank you very much (he can't. sirius has to help him)

to make up for all the discomfort sirius's super sperm is causing him he makes him tea and a very elaborate english breakfast with extra pickles on the side and jam for the sausages (don't ask, he's been craving it) ((no eggs because they make him nauseous)). remus is a little less grumpy after that but then sirius sadly has to leave for work since he is doing a Very Important Job and has many Responsibilities (but not without saying goodbye to remus AND the baby)

remus is way too pregnant to work so he busies himself watching tv, reading, calling lily and asking her when this will all be finally over, going to pee every five minutes and still peeing in his pants a little bit when he sits down, and nesting. so far almost every inch of their home is covered in pillows and blankets and stuffed animals and the pantry and kitchen are close to bursting at the seams with all the food he's been hoarding (mostly canned so it doesn't expire quickly) and so much formula they could feed ten babies even if the world ended tomorrow (you never know what could happen okay??? he needs to be prepared!!!!! the baby must eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

the rest of the day he sits in his comfy nest, eats, and misses sirius terribly and texts him a lot until he finally comes home and remus can bury his face in his neck. he complains to him about his aching back and his swollen feet (sirius gives him a feet massage and then a blowjob) and that he looks like an airballoon (sirius tells him he's beautiful and lets him sit on his knot). and then he goes to bed early :))))

[ningningkittie]

[thoughtfuldolia]

While getting used to his situation at the aether foundation, Kukui sarcastically remarks the only way the foundation would know the potion came from Rocket Labs is if they had inside connections.

Molayne is like. . . “Then you’re in danger here.”

“Yes.”

True to his statement, a worker lured them to the docks to test his feraligatr form in deeper water and then the cliché capture began. Robbed of options, they swam out to sea. Kukui managed to stay ahead of the boat speeding after them for two grueling hours before his next form halted them. . .

Molayne dropped him and he sank to the sea bottom a few miles from shore while the boat came and took Molayne instead.

[thestobingirlie]

i see way too many fics where eddie talks bad about steve while hosting hellfire in steve’s house, and steve overhears and gets all sad and it’s like… cool story, but steve would tell them to get the fuck out. he’s not taking that shit lmao

[jrueships]

ALPEY'S SHEER DELIGHT BEFORE HAPPY DANCING WITH THE BASKETBALL AS CELEBRATION 😭

[bigs-bigshot]

Fattytober day 11 - Bathtub, day 12 - Distribution, day 13 - Theater, day 14 - Legs and day 15 - Floating.

[nicoscheer]

Imagine just chilling in a nightclub and suddenly Alex Turner wearing a suit walks in

[cabbxges-and-kings]

Jamie Bell as Harper Curtis

[h-ski3]

i cant handle it every time I see a post with a lemonade stand I fight the urge to comment "hey...... do you happen to have any grapes? asking for a friend. he's a duck." and its getting veeerrrrryy tempting.........

[spottedmischief]

in this house we love and respect a teen who will proudly admit that he is the trash king and so is his kingdom

[jatersade]

I saw your tags 🥺🥺 the ducks are definitely druk lesbian moms, i mean, he was an egg and they were both adult ducks by then, druk is their baby. Oh and druk duck behavior? I love that, he probably swims in the pond too and follows the ducks around.

YES YES EXCELLENT this is exactly what I wanted to hear!! I imagine that he was such a big egg that they both sat on it to keep him warm even though dragon eggs don’t really work like that. And the first time little baby dragon druk tries to follow his parents into the water zuko freaks out because dragons are NOT supposed to go in water (he thinks??? they literally fly around in the air and breathe fire so it seems like large bodies of water are kind of thee opposite of where a dragon should be??) but actually druk gets the hang of it after just a few minutes while the ducks swim around him protectively. And that’s how zuko (and his ducks) raise the first recorded swimming dragon. They are all so proud <3

edit: HERE is the art we’re talking about btw everyone go appreciate it

[thiziri]

Timgu and his wife 🐧❤️