#he took my WIFE“
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Posting this by itself too because I spent too long drawing this joke it so it's no longer just for the bit.
Ratau and Kallamar now have a very deep and checkered past. Based off the fact Kallamar actually remembers his name.
#cult of the lamb#cotl kallamar#cotl heket#cotl ratau#memes#salty art#All the bishops are sick of him bringing him up like#“we get it#he store your tiara or whatever“#he took my WIFE“#“same thing”#“yeah you have five others chill#i spent 4+ hours learning how to use the art program and relearning how do draw.#i should have not coloured it then it would have stayed a joke#heket is suffering
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He’s so cute he brought us flowers I love him pls
#the quality and lighting is bad bc I took this using my phone with shaky hands#i cannot handle this#the man on his first face to face meeting with us#told us his real name#complimented us#brought us flowers#im literally bringing put a ring wtf#i love him husband material real except hes so bbg wife#a date with death#lock-ing onto death
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someone hold his hand :'))
#personal headcanon: Ratonhnhaké:ton's wife holds his hand A LOT#and that's ok he deserves it honestly#this was supposed to be just a sketch but it took me like 3 hours I'm done#pls don't zoom in those hands suck#I haven't drawn in so long jesus fuck#ac 3#connor kenway#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor's mistery wife#assassin's creed#fan de su relacion chicos#my art
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he makes this joke every time.
#sissel#yomiel#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#ghost trick spoilers#art#my art#fanart#comic#halloween 2023#bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already#you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god#all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand.#sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED.#there's a reason sissel is purple yes.#the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume.#depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious#pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers.#post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny#deserve#no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place#the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere#took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers
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#took some screenies of my beautiful wife#i love his eyebags....... he's so so tired#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#my screenshots#i'm like 5% better at handling the photomode now so i took about 350 screenshots of just him
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Eloise being Jealous of Colin all along.
#cockblock#colin was always first but eloise never let him#the only way was because she was angry with Pen#she will regret it#i added last gif because you can see colin sad because took from him the last piece of cake before he can reach it#polin#bridgerton s3#bridgerton#bridgerton polin#bridgerton spoilers#nicola coughlan#luke newton#peneloise#eloise x penelope#penelope bridgerton#colin x penelope#penelope#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#colin my wife bridgerton#eloise bridgerton#claudia jessie
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What’s your favorite bug? (Insert silly discord emoji)
Hehe I’m a cicada enjoyer- funfact actually my first tattoo was a drawing of a cicada I found while randomly flipping thru an old dictionary at a thrift store
#I wanted to get a cicada tattoo anyway#and remembered I took a pic of him bc he was sooo silly#and it worked out I love him sm#ALSO MATCHING CICADA TATTOOS WITH MY WIFE YIPPEEEE#ask
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When chromakopia first release i rushed this!! I hated it so i neve posted it
Click 4 quality....
#gradient sans#gradient#error#error sans#utmv fanart#chromakopia#i took my time on error (like 8 minutes) because hes the wife#sourgummiis#undertale#utmv#Spotify
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Caitlyn's slow but inevitable decline into facism was painful to watch but it's Vi's tacit support of that that REALLY hurts me.
Cait was raised at the top of the hierarchy and it only took her being the one 'in danger' to flip from sympathetic to the undercity to desperately angry and wanting to return to the status quo where she and piltover are in power/control/oppress the weak 'for their own good.' I expected this to happen from the moment her rhetoric began to shift (us vs them, calling Zaunites animals, general dehumanisation.)
Vi knows that the issue is structural and the structure that's used to exercise violence against the oppressed is the enforcers, yet she still joined them anyway. It's excellent writing but the implications that has for her as a character who has been shown to have strong convictions and morals is so heartbreaking. It feels like her years in prison have eroded at the heroic spark in her to the point where she'll justify anything to return to the past. I keep asking myself how Vi could justify using The Grey as a weapon against the undercity, and her parotting what is probably Caitlyn's justification - that they used it to clear the streets and keep as many safe as possible - just rings so hollow. She felt like a lost soul just vaguely drifting through life in Act 1, and of course she did. She has no one left BUT Caitlyn. She has no place in the Undercity because it grew away from her. Her base of motivation as a kid was to fight for and protect the Lanes and now that the Lanes are gone who even is Violet anymore? If only she could rewind time and restore the uncomfortable uneven past.
Vi and Cait are actually the same person, the only difference is that Caitlyn has the power to enact her vision and Vi doesn't. I'm so sore.
#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#meta#i want to say i stand with my cancelled wife#because i do love caitlyn#but her rise into dictatorship is so hard to reconcile with any other portrayal of her#i also do not think we should be attributing as much to Ambessa's influence as we are#yes Cait is grieving and seeking a mother figure and she's young#but her backslide into the Piltover way of thinking has been developing all along#she's the one who of her own volition took the Kirraman legacy of clean air and weaponised it#anyways idk how caitvi will reconcile but I'm so worried they'll both be worse off for it as people#ethically speaking#and Vi isn't innocent either i still remember her rebuke of Jayce wrt the child he accidentally killed#and her hair trigger temper#gosh they all need therapy and societal restructuring#best case scenario Zaun becomes independent and Piltover has to pay reparations but#yeah idk
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‘There have been no Entings—no children, you would say, not for a terrible long count of years. You see, we lost the Entwives.’ ‘How very sad!’ said Pippin. ‘How was it that they all died?’ ‘They did not die!’ said Treebeard. ‘I never said died. We lost them, I said. We lost them and we cannot find them.’
The Two Towers, J. R. R. Tolkien
#treebeard the tree that you are#treebeard: i miss my wife ;-;#does he count as a wife guy if he literally lost his wife#tolkien#lotr#lord of the rings#jrr tolkien#reading lotr#the two towers#treebeard#pippin took
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Its you
#nightmaretheater#psychonauts#morceau oleander#coach oleander#<- hopefully it reads. Its kinda. You cant really see her you know…#gore cw#blood cw#Sorry i had to watch a video of rabbit butchery several times for refference you gotta see it too now sorry#he pulled the skin off that thing like it was fabric 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅#anyways. Augghhn . Aughgjmgm hgGGH#OUUGHH..Starts cryinng really loudly#collapses on floor rolls around continues crying#has hesrt attack and dies#IM SO SORRY MY HORRIBLE WIFE#😢😢😢Uuwgwgahng g nebshhabendn fnabsjenhwhd#My only other thougjt: Huh that would make s good album cover#anyways time to collapse and die for like an hour#also apparently this took me 3 hours which i personally refuse to believe because HOW#also i did the rendering on one layer (scary)
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dan howell if u can hear us
#took me way too long to do this effing drawing#he's my wife btw#sorry phil move over#dan and phil#dan howell#phan#phil lester#daniel howell#phandom#dnp#phan tour#dan howell fanart#fanart#digital art
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Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.
No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.
But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.
And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.
He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.
Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.
Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.
#bakugo#bakugou x reader#I wrote something similar to this before but I didn’t actually write the#toddy s*cking#but I also can’t really remember what I said#and also this isn’t very descriptive#so 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️#anyway it just makes me laugh to think of this big honking beast of a man to be staring at u all dumbfounded/concentrated#when ur nursing his kid#I wish there were emojis to describe the face I’m imagining 😐😲😠 combined#but he’s just so… intriqued#even if he knew that’s how it worked it’s like#that’s my wife……… my baby mama……#😳#esp cuz he’s always hunting he’s upset he can’t do more to help feed babba except keep u company#he’s so used to doing more#stick him with loin cloth duty LMDAOOOO KIDDING#anyway ugh have a brand new phone charger that keeps doing the unpluggy thing#might need to get that fixed#also my cat just took a fat sh*t and I can smell it#LOL I’m so tired#hope this was … tolerable!!!#caitie post#tw:lactation#fem reader#kids tw
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Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.
Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:
Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*
He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D
#He's like one of those huge ass frogs that stand up all weird and just screech “REEEE" whenever she gives affection back at first#He's “dead”. His soul has left his body#“Ugh. BE MY WIFE”#like I know I have Odysseus being the “romantic” one currently in my stuff that I've shared but it's just that he was all in from the#beginning but it took her longer to “warm up to it”/believe it. Also with her being SICK in my fic right now. she's not able to do much#but she's just as lovey dovey and cuddly. she's just SICK right now and she was in denial in the beginning.#*kissing his face a bunch while he's sleepy* “You decide to attack me when I'm at my weakest?” *makes a loud “Mwah” sound on his cheek*#I love them soooooo much#odypen#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#Water Wife
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Colin was always going to be filled with jealousy watching Pen dance with suitors even before The Kiss.
The only reason we didn't see it is because Pen never had any suitor before.
#Colin took Pen for granted because she was always there#but as soon as she is no longer available he has a wake up call#i mean look the state of him when she was FLIRTING under his own guidance now imagine the mess without him telling her who to flirt with#polin#I still think Debling was a great man who could have been fine if Colin didn't exist#Justice for Debling#like where did my man go ?#he just wanted a strong intelligent down to earth wife to take care of his stuff#bridgerton
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Damn, peer pressure really does work :/
#Gilbert in THAT dress#not to jerk my own nuts but I went AWF on that rendering#look at those THIGHS bitch!!#what he/him hole does to a mfer#man…#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#bruh it took me longer than it should’ve to draw this cuz he kept lookin at me with that face#wtf you starin at me like that for 😭#digital art#my art#commissions open#artists on tumblr#procreate#digital illustration#illustration#fanart#digital painting#hetalia#bought the tulpa wife a new dress…#hetalia fanart#giving the feet likers NOTHING
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