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saltysaltdog · 7 months

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Posting this by itself too because I spent too long drawing this joke it so it's no longer just for the bit.

Ratau and Kallamar now have a very deep and checkered past. Based off the fact Kallamar actually remembers his name.

#cult of the lamb #cotl kallamar #cotl heket #cotl ratau #memes #salty art #All the bishops are sick of him bringing him up like #“we get it #he store your tiara or whatever“#he took my WIFE“#“same thing”#“yeah you have five others chill #i spent 4+ hours learning how to use the art program and relearning how do draw.#i should have not coloured it then it would have stayed a joke #heket is suffering

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lo-cinno · 10 months

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He’s so cute he brought us flowers I love him pls

#the quality and lighting is bad bc I took this using my phone with shaky hands #i cannot handle this #the man on his first face to face meeting with us #told us his real name #complimented us #brought us flowers #im literally bringing put a ring wtf #i love him husband material real except hes so bbg wife #a date with death #lock-ing onto death

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cairafea · 11 months

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he makes this joke every time.

#sissel #yomiel #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #ghost trick spoilers #art #my art #fanart #comic #halloween 2023 #bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already #you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god #all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand.#sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED.#there's a reason sissel is purple yes.#the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume.#depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious #pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers.#post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny #deserve #no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place #the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere #took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers

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sneez · 3 months

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morning in the green box [id in alt text]

#the man who laughs #l'homme qui rit #gwynplaine #dea #artwork #:D!!!!!!!!#this took so long but i enjoyed it so much it's been ages since i've done a piece with such detailed linework i had forgotten how much i #enjoy it #i also read a whole book as research (concerning beards facial hair health and practice in england 1650-1900 by alun withey) which didnt #influence the end result in any noticeable way. but it was fascinating highly recommend if you're interested in early modern facial hair #i was trying to find out what sort of razor gwyn should be using/whether it would be realistic for him to be shaving himself/what sort of #utensils he should use/whether there should be lather/etc.#the book argued that it was probably fairly rare for men to shave themselves at this period (early c18th) but No Way is gwynplaine going to #a barber surgeon. this guy doesnt like showing his face to his blind wife let alone Some Random Guy #also there would have been a lather because shaving textbooks describe the cakes of soap used and the lather produced. yay learning #anyway i just submitted my thesis yesterday so i am pretty much Free now! wahoo :D :D :D hopefully i will be around more often now #(and can answer my Very outstanding messages. I Am Sorry)#i hope you are all doing well my beloved friends :) i just wrote belobed the first time. i hope your lobes are well too

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girllookingoutwindow · 3 months

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Eloise being Jealous of Colin all along.

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potato-lord-but-not · 2 months

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What’s your favorite bug? (Insert silly discord emoji)

Hehe I’m a cicada enjoyer- funfact actually my first tattoo was a drawing of a cicada I found while randomly flipping thru an old dictionary at a thrift store

#I wanted to get a cicada tattoo anyway #and remembered I took a pic of him bc he was sooo silly #and it worked out I love him sm #ALSO MATCHING CICADA TATTOOS WITH MY WIFE YIPPEEEE #ask

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thequeencity · 6 months

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CHRIS & MIKA. ( NYR @ ARI. 03.30.2024. )

#chris kreider #mika zibanejad #nyr #new york rangers #nhl #hockey #hockeyedit #my gifs #( took the goal away #but at least he got a smooch from his wife )

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medicalunprofessional · 8 months

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Its you

#nightmaretheater #psychonauts #morceau oleander #coach oleander #<- hopefully it reads. Its kinda. You cant really see her you know…#gore cw #blood cw #Sorry i had to watch a video of rabbit butchery several times for refference you gotta see it too now sorry #he pulled the skin off that thing like it was fabric 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅#anyways. Augghhn . Aughgjmgm hgGGH #OUUGHH..Starts cryinng really loudly #collapses on floor rolls around continues crying #has hesrt attack and dies #IM SO SORRY MY HORRIBLE WIFE #😢😢😢Uuwgwgahng g nebshhabendn fnabsjenhwhd #My only other thougjt: Huh that would make s good album cover #anyways time to collapse and die for like an hour #also apparently this took me 3 hours which i personally refuse to believe because HOW #also i did the rendering on one layer (scary)

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peter-must-die · 1 month

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dan howell if u can hear us

#took me way too long to do this effing drawing #he's my wife btw #sorry phil move over #dan and phil #dan howell #phan #phil lester #daniel howell #phandom #dnp #phan tour #dan howell fanart #fanart #digital art

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theloveinc · 2 years

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Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.

No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.

But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.

And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.

He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.

Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.

Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.

#bakugo #bakugou x reader #I wrote something similar to this before but I didn’t actually write the #toddy s*cking #but I also can’t really remember what I said #and also this isn’t very descriptive #so 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️#anyway it just makes me laugh to think of this big honking beast of a man to be staring at u all dumbfounded/concentrated #when ur nursing his kid #I wish there were emojis to describe the face I’m imagining 😐😲😠 combined #but he’s just so… intriqued #even if he knew that’s how it worked it’s like #that’s my wife……… my baby mama……#😳#esp cuz he’s always hunting he’s upset he can’t do more to help feed babba except keep u company #he’s so used to doing more #stick him with loin cloth duty LMDAOOOO KIDDING #anyway ugh have a brand new phone charger that keeps doing the unpluggy thing #might need to get that fixed #also my cat just took a fat sh*t and I can smell it #LOL I’m so tired #hope this was … tolerable!!!#caitie post #tw:lactation #fem reader #kids tw

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dootznbootz · 8 months

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Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

#He's like one of those huge ass frogs that stand up all weird and just screech “REEEE" whenever she gives affection back at first #He's “dead”. His soul has left his body #“Ugh. BE MY WIFE”#like I know I have Odysseus being the “romantic” one currently in my stuff that I've shared but it's just that he was all in from the #beginning but it took her longer to “warm up to it”/believe it. Also with her being SICK in my fic right now. she's not able to do much #but she's just as lovey dovey and cuddly. she's just SICK right now and she was in denial in the beginning.#*kissing his face a bunch while he's sleepy* “You decide to attack me when I'm at my weakest?” *makes a loud “Mwah” sound on his cheek*#I love them soooooo much #odypen #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #Water Wife

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jananabananawithnopeel · 3 months

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Colin was always going to be filled with jealousy watching Pen dance with suitors even before The Kiss.

The only reason we didn't see it is because Pen never had any suitor before.

#Colin took Pen for granted because she was always there #but as soon as she is no longer available he has a wake up call #i mean look the state of him when she was FLIRTING under his own guidance now imagine the mess without him telling her who to flirt with #polin #I still think Debling was a great man who could have been fine if Colin didn't exist #Justice for Debling #like where did my man go ?#he just wanted a strong intelligent down to earth wife to take care of his stuff #bridgerton

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royaltea000 · 5 months

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