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Sleepover asks: fuck marry kill kingsley regulus James
kill kingsley 😔 sorry pookie but jeggy are my babies
fuck regulus because i know he’d be mean to me and i am a james kinnie to my core
and marry james because duh ?????
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Elain does dopamine dressing 5: green singing
So easy to dream Elain in alluring greens that unfold like leaf after leaf in the rain. elegant, soft, nature reminiscent, and listening for the songs no one can hear -- save one
#pro elain#elain archeron#elain aesthetics#of course she glows in green#sweeps a shadowsinger off his feet#he stood no chance#earthbound#green girl
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Sam Winchester the boy who just wanted to fit in, to be normal
#sam winchester is everywhere#sam winchester#he has done nothing wrong#he was sin before he was even born#he stood no chance#i am unwell#the prey in a family of predators#he is the outcast#he just wanted to be normal#he was doomed from the start#supernatural webweaving#web weaving#spn web weaving#spn#supernatural phase = bad mental health#supernatural#does this makes sense#i relate to sam so much#he was the outcast in his family the freak#he is a new kind of freak#the one on the sideline#he just wanted something different for himself#it was not his fault but still he blames himself
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Don't blame me for falling, I was just a little boy
#yeah you know#i kinda feel bad for baby harry#he stood no chance#and I'm missing tbsl tonight#so i thought I'd make myself suffer
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His t boy swagger was too much for prowl to handle
#yikes art#transformers#tf#swerve#prowl#swerve fans: hehe swerve :]#everyone: nooo prowl you idiots aoshosjs#swerve is like the funky uncle in all movies#prowl is the don't talk to my daughter or i will kill you dad#he stood no chance
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MANNY JACINTO, about playing the role of Qimir / The Stranger in The Acolyte (source)
#qimir#the stranger#manny jacinto#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#star wars#swedit#starwarsedit#theacolyteedit#userpegs#usertina#userconstance#userarjun#userjodie#underbetelgeuse#heymaur#userisaiah#userarrow#mine#flashing tw#listen now that i read this interview i understand that he checks all my thirst boxes#i stood no chance#give him s2#i need to see more of him#*
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No one knew much about the Mechanic. All anyone knew was that he worked for red hood and stayed in the alley, never leaving it. He would do odd jobs and didn’t even request money, only ever wanting food or trinkets. He was known for making things for the street, kids, and you never saw him without a screwdriver in his hand, and a thermos stashed somewhere on him.
Some people speculated that he was red hoods lover, other speculated that he was a former bat, others still speculated that he was a rogue in the making that red hood had picked up. However, no matter who you were, you agreed on one thing when it came to the mechanic
He was absolutely feral.
Unfortunately(or fortunately for those who got it on video) Batman didn’t get the memo.
#inventor danny#misunderstanding#funny#feral danny#dc x dp#dcxdp#chaos#dead on main#yes Danny bit Batman#He would do it again#Batman was talking shit#Red Hood 100% recorded it#Danny is hiding from the GIW#Red hood is a good boss#Who might have a crush on his employee#Red hood is agonizing over his crush on his employee because of ethics#But he stood no chance after Danny bit Batman and humiliated him#Danny calling Batman furry was the icing on the cake
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TMNT 2003 | The Christmas Aliens
#tmnt#tmntedit#tmnt 2003#tmnt2003edit#casey jones#silver sentry#april o'neil#raphael#emma gifs#mein#casey has been trying to flirt with april all day/evening#and she does this to him#bro stood no chance he was doomed from the start#long post
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Brennan in real-time coming to terms with the unstoppable force that is Hank Green's charms it has begun
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that boy threw a salt shaker over his shoulder, thinking it was a completely reasonable move because quinn told him to toss the salt over his shoulder
Michou: 🎶bonjour🎶
Chuck: bon-jour
#he said toss the salt#he said it with so much sass#home boy definitely wasn’t going to say bonjour correctly#he stood no chance#mota
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Jesus Christ on the Cross // The Righteous Man on the Rack
#honestly cas never stood a chance#he would have loved deans parallels with Jesus and the blasphemy of it all#a man with an absent father who wants to do good and make the world better and is crucified for it#honestly Cas probably flirted with Jesus#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#destiel#they’re the same picture#castiel#deancas#jensen ackles#spn crack#spn parallels#religious themes#religious parallels#the righteous man
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The best way to imagine the Wayne clan, at least for me, is like this:
Thomas’ side of the family
Martha’s side:
#bruce really stood no chance huh#thomas wayne#martha wayne#Alfred gets along with Martha’s side better bc they just never talk#they call bruce once every 10 years to convert him to militarism and he refuses#dc comics#dc#text#batman
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one of my favorite Percy headcanons is that even after he no longer has the Curse of Achilles, the small of his back is still his Achilles' Heel. It won't kill him but it's still his weakest point.
Like, he hates if anybody even brushes against there unless it's Annabeth because it's too sensitive and it basically physically hurts him. He has to be the little spoon Always because it makes him feel like his back is protected. If anyone hits him in the small of his back even without a lot of force, like a friendly slap on the back, he will crumple like wet paper. His friends poke him in the small of his back just cause every time he will immediately stumble and start complaining at them and they find it funny. If someone actually smacks him in the back with any amount of real force he will be on the ground immediately and stay there. If he gets actually scratched there he will be bedridden for days. The curse may be gone but he will always carry it with him.
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#the minute the rest of the argo II crew learns of this theyre all sneaking up behind Percy to try and karate chop him in the back#because he just falls like a sack of potatoes and they think it's hilarious#Percy is miserable about this#Annabeth probably doesnt do it (usually) but does think it's amusing. if they're training though Bye Percy. he never stood a chance.#Nico doesn't do it unless he needs Percy to just stop everything for 5 minutes#if for some reason the Argo 2 crew ever had to do one of those Who's The REAL Percy things then Annabeth and Nico go straight to that metho#need to tell which Percy is the real Percy? whichever one of them dies when you flick them in the small of their back is the real one
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okay so steph is definitely a music purist?
we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?
pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?
pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???
basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world
that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop
and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.
steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact
#I must clarify this isn’t a dig at any of these songs they all fuck#my source is im a youngest child with a decently older brother and all of my nostalgic music is literally this#my mom had to force my brother to limit what songs he played around me because I was six years old and started saying the word hoe a lot#peter spankoffski#also my hc is Pete is teds full brother so their parents are just Old and Pete stood NO chance#he grew up around Dickhead Era Ted and a dad who forced him to name classic rock bands when they came on the radio#and also my source is my music taste is also the peoples around me because im bad at finding music#nerdy prudes must die#stephanie lauter#starkid#lautski#he also probably really likes train
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Making different fords meet eachother is very silly and very fun
crossover with lost stars au by @/nox_027 on twitter and dreamcaptor au by @neonross
#dreamcaptor au#lost stars au#gravity falls au#i actually hate how the first 2 pages came out#the triangles look good at least#poor dreamcaptor ford can’t catch a break everyone always on his ass#billford yuri#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#my art#reverse falls#will cipher#stephanie and reversefalls ford proceed to beat dreamcaptor fords ass#he never stood a chance 😔
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"Usually, Cullen can break right through it."
I knew Cullen knowing her tells was too good to be true. Bless him. He tries so hard and gets so confident.
"He preferring honesty and strategy to deceit and manipulation, but she enjoys his losing streak."
Don't we all. If only his strategies worked with cards. ;)
"18. Losing herself—she’s no longer a person but a symbol; she exchanges one form of invisibility for another"
She and my Inquisitor would definitely get along and understand each other.
Let's Get to Know Each Other's Inquisitors! 20 Questions
I don't know about you all, but I love getting to know other people's characters and seeing all the love they put into them.
Tag some friends and have them answer!
What is your Inquisitor's name?
Type of build/combat style?
Is your Inquisitor close with his/her family?
Closest friend in the Inquisition?
Love interest?
Your three favorite traits your Inquisitor possesses?
Does he/she like to read?
Can he/she cook?
Favorite season (spring, summer, fall, winter)?
What would your Inquisitor consider the perfect day?
Does he/she like the Game (and is your Inquisitor good at playing it)?
Is your character good at Wicked Grace?
What will be his/her favorite memory from the Inquisition?
What's one regret your character has?
If an actor or actress were to play the role of your Inquisitor, who would you pick?
What would your Inquisitor's childhood dream have been?
Is his/her life anywhere close to that dream?
What's the hardest part about being Inquisitor for your character?
Does your Inquisitor have any skills or talents others wouldn't expect?
What would be your character's ideal happy ending/HEA?
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