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i love this team so much. this dude ballerina twirled around the first defender who came at him and then hurdled backwards over the next one, an entire grown ass man, like it was nothing. like he's in a goddamn sports anime. unbelievable
#me#when he got traded to the eagles i immediately sent his name in all caps to the group chat#SAQUOOOOOOOOOON š¦
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I'm knitting in the corner at a party
and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.
I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.
I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.
The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.
#knitting#knitblr#poetry#tagging this with poetry feels ridiculous#but oh well#anyway this is a true story#or technically two true stories smushed into one#i sent this to one of the guys who hosted the party and he said āthis is really niceā like twenty times#and then he thanked me again for helping to curate the vibe#anyway i feel like those of us who do it know the kind of impact that knitting in public can have#but i guess it wasn't until i was reflecting on this party that i realized it could be used to create a safe space#if you will#okay that's enough tags#anyway i hope you enjoy#bon appetit#etc#UNEDITED BTW SO BE NICE#please
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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks
#Halsin#BG3#baldurs gate 3#Look I cannot put into words how much Halsin means to me#I do not have the vocabulary#But he is so gentle#and he is so powerful#like I knew I was done but the MINUTE I heard he loves ducks I was sent into oblivion#my art#I will love this man until the sun dies out
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Hello hellsitegenetics. I have discovered that I did absolute shit on my Genetics unit so far. If you were to BLAST this ask I will start praying to the creature that appears for them to aid me in the final exam so that I can have a GPA that is closer to what I wanted
String identified: tgtc. a c tat at t Gtc t a. t AT t a tat ag t t cat tat aa t t a t a a tat ca a a GA tat c t at at
Closest match: Eumandya parva genome assembly, chromosome: 44 Common name: Spotty Bobtail Squid
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#tumblr genetics#genetics#biology#science#asks#requests#sent to me#demoncatapologist#ocean#squids#cephalopods#spotty bobtail squid#Take This. He Will Protect You.
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, āSorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didnāt clean my room. I think heād do it :/. Also, wasnāt really in the mood. Cya -Tim.ā
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and heās not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think thereās such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#āCEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the buildingā#āfound my ceo sleeping in the elevator againā#āhead of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word saladā#āTim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sickā#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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#staff is fucking trash#all trust i had in them is gone#i should have known when i got banned after calling people out for treating ao3 volunteers being sent CSAM as fandom discourse#i only got unbanned because i complained on reddit and a staff member got in touch with me about it#he said it was a glitch#yeah right#ten thousand
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you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.
but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.
well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?
his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.
still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.
so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.
and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.
what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.
it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?
it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.
maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.
#spilled ink#warm up#oh im .... sick to my stomach.#i talked to him. like ....... we talked. that man interacted with my poetry and writing.#that article.... gutwrenching. i am so sorry to everyone he's ever even been in the room with.#i feel.... like... unbearably. sick.#he acted like he was cool and friends with me!! we were cool internet writers together!!!!!#i feel sick for even having been polite to him.#i ...... am experiencing something so fucking complicated.#i wonder how many of u are feeling that too. like ''oh i sent him an ask and he was funny and sweet''#THATS HOW THEY GET U. ..... and YES I KNOW!!!#i am so fucking well-read about parasocial relationships. it would just be nice to like. trust that someone ISNT#hiding a huge fucking background of BEING A COMPLETE MONSTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.#by the way i am not part of a fandom. this is āwhat the fuck i accidentally supported a rapistā not#ābut my showwwā. like i care far more about like. the human cost.#but also like... people are people. idk i saw a take on here about how nobody should mourn the books#and idk. people almost always reply to any scenario with their personal experience first -#''i knew him'' or ''wow i was just at that store'' or ''i grew up there'' or whatever. because that is how we establish connection &#emotional weight. that's just... a person thing. and there is a difference between 'oh this guy is a monster'' & the feeling of:#he's been a monster and i SUPPORTED THAT. i CELEBRATED him. i !!! a fucking victim myself!!!!!!!!! SUPPORTED . HIM.#i am sick. i feel so much pain for her and everyone he's ever hurt. saying ''the books are ruined'' is i think ... like how people say#they're shocked and disgusted by him. (obviously there's nuance here. im sure there's some creep doin it wrong. but u know. in general)#idk..... im an author. i understand my work is in your life in whatever small way. i understand that connection. it's real.
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jā¦ jesus oppa ;____;
#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol eraā¦ and when he does his comeback stageā¦..???#i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an āiām going to jesus cafeā message from my grandma#and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk#and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus#also: she is not even christianā¦. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT?#alsoā¦ if youāre interestedā¦ in japan thereās a manga called čāćć«ććć (translated as āsaint young menā)#which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha#(also there are fancomics based on thisā¦ including. of course. jesus/judas)#christmas
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Perhaps Bill Cipher annoying Stanley or another member of the Pines family. (Or if you feel up to multiple, everyone e within the Pines family. Only if you want to though)
Have you ever seen that one handyman Bill au
#this au is so funny to me#very stylized T-rex skull there...#sorry these aren't properly colored. I finished them quickly because I knew I wouldn't feel up to make the colors again...#ask#anonymous#gravity falls#gravity falls au#handyman bill au#bill cipher#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#mabel pines#mason pines#dipper pines#billford#book of bill#the book of bill#art#fanart#traditional art#this au is basically 'bill gets sent to earth again after therapy because therapy wasn't working properly or something'#idk if he keeps his powers. I don't think he does. he's just a pathetic dorito now#I love limited color palettes
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cooked an au while i was sick and i fear it has rotted my brain already
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#tav#shadowheart#teenager astarion is making me emotional he looks so squishy#i am a 'blonde astarion who went grey in his 20s' truther#idk what it is about ice-adjacent sports that scratch my brain#also i can't remember which one but one of the bloodweave fics someone sent me that i bookmarked had figure skater astarion#and it just crept into my neurons. it's such a concept i'm obsessed with it
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i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.
#He didn't even get the bare minimum of anything#what the fuck I'm bawling#json grace haters who make false claims about his character trying to villianize him go fuck yourselves I'm serious#genuinely y'all make so mad so DNI on my lage#hating a character is fine but outright making false claims about his actions to manipulate others into jumping on the hate train aswell??#how could you despise him with this knowledge. ābecause he tried replacing perc-ā shut the fuck up if that's the reason#It was technically jason who was so quickly replaced in camp Jupiter after his sheer 11 years of hardwork#but oh no it's completely fine that no one in cj sent a search party after him and only jason gets the blame for landing in chb#I will never forget the part of the fandom who tried to convince me that Jason was a bad character who deserved to die.#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo hoo#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez
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Simon could feel the energy humming from the man next to him. A restless twitchiness under his skin, tight, quiet breaths, as he fought desperately to stay still in his sleeping bag. "What is it, Johnny?"
"Nothin', sir."
"Spit it out or have a wank. Whatever. But get it out yer system and go to sleep."
"Aye."
A beat of silence, and Johnny drew in another breath. He twitched again, whatever he was holding in crackling in the space around them like electricity, and Simon was just about to elbow the little cunt when he finally started speaking.
"Ye ever thought aboot if ye identified a UFO it just becomes an FO..."
Simon rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah?"
"An' then if the fecker lands, it becomes an O."
"Groundbreakin' stuff."
"Aye. Night, L.T."
About three seconds past before the first snore. Simon pinched the bridge of his nose through his balaclava, smirking. Price had sold this bloke as some demo boy genius mini-Price. He was the dumbest smart person Simon had ever bloody met, and he couldn't help but be endeared by the bastard.
#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#pre-ghoap ig#brought to you by a meme he just sent me at 5.20am#jfc
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i love animating these little freaks
#tpot#xfohv#bfdi#their designs are so simple its so fun. i missed this#i was able to make so much good hollow knight animation work because their designs were so simplistic that i could add detail in places-#-where it made sense to (cloaks + nails + etc) to make it look nice and it worked so well... ultrak sent me to hell world animating-#-complex armor and mecha but I Do what i must... and i've got that map part to finish still#thjank you clover for the four Loves to bite affectionately headcanon. it makes sense. hes just like that#bfb four#bfb x#tpot two#fourx#4x#fourtwo#twox#<- all of these a little implied. apart from fourx thats just a given#gen art#animations
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Final Bug Fact:
The world NEEDS bugs. They keep the soil healthy, pollinate, control pests, and contribute to the worlds' ecosystem. By the end of the century, it is estimated 40% of insect species may go extinct due to habitat loss. Yes, that is very scary. But with even one beetle spared, one caterpillar rescued, and one Hollow Knight comic of all things, things will change. Because I know there's a lot more Dewi's out there than most people realize. Stay curious.
Thanks for going on this adventure with me. ā„ļø
First || Prev // END... VOLUME 2 is Out.
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I wanted to put here how amazing and sweet everyone has been with this comic. I finished a 75 page comic in 3 MONTHS. I am at a loss for words. That sounds crazy and it IS crazy. But man was it fun. Even on days were I wasn't able to draw due to fatigue or business, I loved working on it from start to finish. And guess what!? This is my first ever FINISHED comic :D I'm so proud of myself. I know there's some things I want to change and the art is wonky in most places...... but I'm content to let it be. What an amazing summer adventure!
I'm hoping to post the full comic on another Comic website. I may or may not edit some of the art ^w^ So I'll let y'all know when I release it.
Interested in learning what you could do to help your local insects? This is the basic stuff. Maybe make some Insect Hotels if you have the time!!! And never forget to spread the word about bugs. They need our help just as any animal on earth.
Still Here? Well you can look in the tags for little lore dumps if ur looking for stuff like that ;)
#dewi's adventures in hollow knight#thank you all for supporting this me and this comic. Truly. It means the world.#And we finally get to see Dewi's Dad! He has that iconic scar on his cheek Dewi told Hollow about.#(He got it from a Barbed wire accident as a kid. But he likes to try and convince Dewi it was from a Grizzly Bear)#Conifer almost had a heart attack from the āMap of the Worldā haha. His wife was beside herself#The bugs were terrified to meet his Dad. But it was kinda inevitable to have the encounter with the Beast if Dewi was in the picture.#So they sent out the only remaining heirs of the Pale King to make a Peace Agreement. It went as chaotic as you can expect.#Quirrel has taken a liking to the bugs outside Hallownest. He finds them very strange and interesting.#Also Hollow does not like the sun very much. It's brightness scares them.#I also like to think Dewi and humans null the effect of the Hallownest Bug's memories being erased when leaving the kingdom.#Makes it more fun ;)#art#my art#Hollow Knight#hollow knight au#Hollow Knight comic#Hollow Knight fanart#hollow knight hornet#the hollow knight#hollow knight ghost#hollow knight quirrel#hollow knight spoilers#hk spoilers#Also my āfull nameā dropped. I have it in some of my posts but i guess this is a little more known
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