#he says he’s the big brother but he’s really the mom

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: WHERE AM I!?

Tim: My room.

Danny: HOW DID I GET HERE!?

Tim: I will admit that I may have kidnapped you, but it was for a really good reason

Danny: YOU WHAT?! YOU'RE LIKE SEVEN!

Tim: I'm actually nine, but I am small for my age, so I'll let that slide. I took you because I want to make a deal. You need a place to hide until you're eighteen, and I need someone who can protect Robin until he's eighteen. We can help each other out. I provide lodging, meals, and education should you like it, by day and you become my hero's bodyguard by night

Danny: WHAT?!

Tim: Do you always yell when talking or that your normal voice?

Danny: I...look kid I just need time to process. I mean the last thing I remember I was eating a free burrito that somone....handed to me....*gasp* You tampered my free food!?

Tim: Yes. It was quite easy, actually. I normally wouldn't have done it, but I need someone to protect Robin. Last night, he got hurt in the field, and Batman yelled at him. I'm worried they'll break apart soon if it happens again. I will not survive the Dynamic Duo falling out.

Danny: I wont survive being thier protector either! Do you know what will happen to me once word gets around that Danny Fenton resurfaced to fight crime?

Tim: I suspect the parents you're running from will find you but not to fear. You'll be in disguise by night and by day. I can make you my Dad's illegitimate son with fake papertrail. Daniel Drake will have no connection to Danny Fenton or Poltergeist, the friendly ghost protector.

Danny: Oh, and your folks will be okay with that, I'm so sure. Every couple wants to find out the husband has an illegitimate son.

Tim: Yes, they are totally fine with it! I asked for permission from them last night. Mom is excited to dramatically welcome you into the house after she publicly confronts Dad about it. He wants to say he had you with a maid who he proposed to only to find out she had been stealing from the company and used him for his body and money. He said he always wanted to have a romantic scandal.

Danny: ......

Danny: You're an odd family

Tim: Thank you! So will you do it?

Danny: What the hell, why not. I'm tired of the streets anyway. People handed out drugged burritos there. It ain't safe.

Tim: *Squeal* Thank you, big brother! You're the bestest brother in the whole world.

Danny: Don't do that. It's creepy.

[lmo82]

How L is with N vs A

With N

-the looks he would give her during the whole tour

-always touching/cuddling

-always holding hands and L will bring her hand even closer to him, like towards his legs more or in Brazil his Crotch…lol

-Always being body guard Luke

-Pulls her closer to his body, like in Italy WT pictures

-they share drinks and utensils like couples do

-interviewers believe they are really in love.  The one gasp from the reporter when N caresses L hair

-they both talk about how much they love each other 

-L meeting N family.  This one is HUGE for me and the one I always go back to.  N sister crying when Mom and L hug.  SIL snapping her fingers, while patting N’s brother on the chest.  Mom nodding her head approvingly as she walks back to her seat.  And in another video it shows N wiping away tears as her mom and L hug.  

-L wouldn’t let go of N hand at the London premiere

-the ring, enough said there

-As an add on N mentioning people wanting her to marry L in Time.  She also mentions her dad who has passed and she rarely talks about him.  To me it seems like she is mentioning the two most important men in her life in a very very important article about herself

How L is with A

-NYE kiss, where maybe they were drunk and then apparently a simple kiss the next day at a tennis court(have not seen this one). This was pre WT so to me it doesn’t even need to be including per say, but doing it anyway

-she was on friend trips with L, never seemed alone, even if that was alluded to

-Was at both premieres but L avoided her, even when she tried holding his hand…claw grasp anyone? 

-A was at GQ event with R and S too.  All pictures of them together he looked like he’d rather be anywhere else

-In Sorrento he was Lifeguard Luke *

-in videos he doesn’t know he is being recorded he avoids her, like not being near each other for Rs birthday cake video or the recent Boss event bts footage

-Didn’t see them around each other since July until recently.  Just pictures alluding to them being around each other 

-Boss event where after helping her out of the car let’s go of her hand and it looked awkward.

-Inside Boss event they did look close and laughing and hands on each others backs.*

-like stated above though, bts video of the event shows that after they walked into the event they weren’t close to each other.  Another bts video of them getting drinks again not close, in fact L seem to keep his drink in his right hand to keep the space between them

In conclusion how he is with N screams love and couple.  The only thing that says couple with A are the two on my list with the * .  And both those times it appears they knew they were being filmed.  Now I don’t know why N and L would go to this trouble to pretend to be in relationships with others.  Not going to address JD because that one isn’t worth a breakdown If you look at his friends and SM.   On the other hand I don’t understand why the world tour would all be PR either…especially with N family involved.  A lot of what we got from, N and L was from the WT, so people want to ignore it as PR…I don’t.  Yesterday I kind of went down that path and it doesn’t make sense.  It just doesn’t.  So if we believe that the WT was them being them, we need to realize that 2 somewhat displays of affection between L and A are not even close to the levels we got from L and N.  Why are we holding more weight to those 2 displays.  Especially when L has never confirmed that is his girlfriend.  And the few articles written have always been about promoting A.  I know to the outside or more “realist” people we seem conspiracy level nuts, but we are looking at the big picture imo.

[strawhatmay]

Just a little drabble I managed to write, but it IS my first ever piece of Zosan fanfiction 😭 (althought it is not about them lol) As always, constructive critiscism is more than welcomed.

[Zoro runs into someone on the way to the bathroom in the Vinsmoke house]

It was late, very late, but Zoro really had to go take a piss, so he got up, grabbed Sanji’s robe and got out of the bedroom as quietly as possible.

 

This big ass house and no private bathroom, just the logic of Judge Vinsmoke, "let's make a gigantic one, practically a mansion, oh toilets? I don't give a fuck, put them wherever." Zoro never met him really, he died when Sanji was 6, good fucking riddance.

Even after the Vinsmoke siblings all turned 21, they still share a house. Sora insisted, she wanted them all in one place as long as they were happy here, and well, none of them had the heart to say no to their mom.

 

So that's why Zoro has to go through a maze to find a bathroom in the middle of the night, instead of just finding one a few steps away from the bed in a hypothetical apartment they would own. Or, Sanji would own, he means. Zoro would love to move in with him, but Sanji might like to have his own place for a bit before that.

 

 

Ah, Sanji. He needs to hurry up so he can go back to bed. They had a little argument a week ago and now they were back, he was back in his arms. It was silly, so silly, they just needed to talk it out, and last night Sanji called him saying he missed him, so Zoro was throwing tiny rocks at his window 5 minutes later.

 

"Yeah that's definitely the bathroom," Zoro thinks when he recognizes the door. Just when he's aproaching it, another figure in a bright pink robe appears in the dark and goes to the door as well. Both in robes so clearly from their respective partners, they stop and stare at each other.

 

 

"Roronoa" she aknowledges, a bit irritated.

 

"Tash" says Zoro, trying to sound friendly.

 

…awkward.

 

"Made up with Blondie?" Tashigi asks with a teasing smile.

 

"Back together with Pinkie?" Zoro answers.

 

She smiles. "Why else would I be here?"

 

"I don't know, maybe you were seeing one of her brothers."

 

"Ew."

 

"Or maybe you sneaked in," Zoro shrugs.

 

"Yeah right, cause I'M the one who climed through Sanji's balcony like three hours ago." Look at that, now she was teasing in a friendly way. Zoro can never tell if Tashigi is a friend or an enemy.

 

"How do you even know about that?" Zoro asks, suddendly worried the rest of the house heard him too.

 

"Sanji's room is right on top of the library, we literally saw you the whole time. You know you can just use the door, right?" she asks him like he's dumb.

 

"It's more fun this way" he says, trying to look nonchalant.

 

She pauses and then asks: "You’re scared of Zeff?"

Caught.

 

"...maybe, so what? He's intimidating" Zoro admits, because really, would anyone blame him?

 

"He's an old chef with one leg," she says, leaning on the wall and crossing her arms. "Besides, he likes you more than he likes me and I'm allowed to use the door."

 

"Yeah well, I've never broken up with *my* Vinsmoke," Zoro says, but then he feels that maybe it was a bit cold, so he adds "no offense."

 

"It's fine, it is what it is" Tashigi says, now seeming a little sad.

 

Zoro knows why Tashigi broke up with Reiju a couple times in the past. Reiju and Sanji are pretty close, and naturally, Sanji tells him everything. He doesn't wanna get too involved in other people's bussiness, but at least he can offer some advice.

 

"Hey, so...I don't know much about your relationship but...I often think I don't deserve him either, you know?"

 

Zoro tells her, carefully.

 

Tashigi looks at him, she seems to be paying real attention now.

 

He continues "and that's ok, it's ok to feel unworthy sometimes, but just...try to trust that she thinks you actually are, that you do deserve her and trust her judgement. It's her decision to be with you, to choose you, you know?"

 

A few seconds pass, Zoro starts fidgeting with the fabric of his yellow robe.

 

"Huh...and here I thought Blondie chose you only because of your boobs" Tashigi says, now fully on her feet, with her hands on her hips. She smiles. Zoro mirrors the smile.

 

"Thank you, Zoro" she says and bumps his shoulder softly with her fist.

 

"You're welcome" he says and does the same to her.

 

Just when they finish talking, the door to the bathroom opens.

A VERY tall guy with purple hair comes out wearing a red robe. He stands in the middle of Zoro and Tashigi, looks between them and says “all yours” as he walks away.

The other two stare at each other surprised.

“…was that Charlotte Katakuri?” Tashigi whispers as she looks at the red robe dissappear in the hallway.

“I can’t believe it” Zoro says, finally closing his mouth. “Did he not completely hate Ichiji?” he adds, whispering as well.

“Right, cause two people can’t hate each other but also want to fuck” says Tashigi and gives Zoro a pointed look.

“…ok, I get it” he answers and looks around a bit embarrassed.

“They are way more controversial than you two though, both captains of rival teams” she half whispers as she gets a bit closer.

“The Charlottes are gonna hate us even more” says Zoro.

“Us?”

“Well, yeah, we’re part of the Vinsmoke clan, aren’t we?” Zoro asks with a frown.

“I guess, yeah, I never thought about it before”

A moment passes.

“Hey, look at us gossiping” Zoro laughs. “Guess now I have a friend in this house” he adds as he opens the bathroom door.

“Hey ‘friend’, why do YOU get to go-“ but the door is closed to her face.

The end.

[starpoweredv1b]

You totally gave me an idea for Zayne

Bestfriend!Zayne, who is also Littlebrother!Zayne who has an older sister with a 10 year age difference (28 and 18 for those who need the clarification). Whenever he would come home from school with an A, their mother would simply be like,'Oh, so you're doing what you are supposed to do?' Meanwhile, Big sister was just showering him in praise about how good he is and how smart he is. Big sister was always the one to take him to do things while their mother was busy with her own life, so much so that for a solid chunck of Zayne's life everyone thought Sister was mom and the only thing he could really say was "I wish she was."

It wasn't abnormal for Zayne to crawl into bed with his sister for nightmares, but as he got older, those reasons while still innocent on the outside were much less innocent on the inside. As he matured, he started to only seek out his sisters praise. Warm hugs and her breasts squishing against him were the rewards that drove him to get such high marks in school, and his near 'constant anxiety' led him to sleep more in her room than his own being held against her soft curves was the only thing that could simultaneously stoak and sooth this burning fire inside of him, and she never seemed to mind.

Until one night, she did. "Sorry, Zaynie. You're gonna have to roll over if you want cuddles. I just got some peircing done, and you rolling over on them would hurt a lot." but still, she welcomes him into her blankets and snuggles up to him. It wasn't until later that night when he oh so carefully rolled over and ran his hands over her body, did he figure it out. Pulling the shirt away from her body ever so slightly, he saw them. His big sister had gotten her nipples peirced. His breathing caught, and he came in his pants right then and there.

He would wait an agonizing two weeks before he couldn't anymore. Slipping the shirt down in his sisters sleep, he latched onto one of her breasts. He would swap back and forth, getting her skin slick with saliva, and his pathetic whines were enough to wake her up.

"My poor baby just needs some extra love, doesn't he?"

-🐱

you know what 🐱 anon? you're absolutely right. that man will feasttttt on nipples like. if his future wife is breastfeeding, one boob for the baby and the other is for him LMAO.

but like younger brother!zayne is the type to make sure that your pierced nips heal perfectly so that when you offer to reward him for his latest academic achievement by giving him a titjob, he'll get to rub his pre cum slick tip over the piercing, hissing at the cold metal and whining all cutely. his dick would be so sensitive from the cold pointed stimulation mixed with the warmth of his older sister's tits and mouth on it too.

he's definitely the type to be overstimulated easily especially since he's pent up from studying alot so expect healthy spurts of hot sticky cum all over your face as he apologises like crazy (eventho the sight makes his cock harden all over again). he'll apologise all breathless as his body ruts between your tits again over and over, begging you to let him cum again. if you want to see a pool of cum on your belly, definitely get him to shyly sit on your face 🤷‍♀️

[boykingscourt]

samjess hcs question mark

hell yeah brother!!!!

jess knew about sam before brady introduced them. they shared one of those freshman gen eds in a big ass lecture hall and she thought he was really cute, but it seemed like every time she wanted to find him after class he had slipped out somehow (which should've have been impossible given how freaking tall he was)

once jess learned sam and brady were friends a few semesters later, it was actually her idea for brady to introduce them, which (demon) brady was absolutely giddy about because it was the perfect plan

copied from this ask -> when sam and jess were getting closer but weren't quite dating, jess went overboard at a party and had to throw up outside in the cold. she woke up the next morning thinking she'd totally blown her chances with sam because she was pretty sure she'd gotten puke on his shoes but she also remembered sam holding her hair out of the way and gently rubbing her back, giving her his jacket, and driving them both back to campus, making sure she got in safely and that her roommate knew to take care of her

jess's major was computer science

jess's parents told her sam was "a very nice young man" after meeting him, but her dad especially didn't like how sam would dodge questions about his family and also that jess didn't seem that bothered by it. well there must have been a reason why sam wouldn't talk about his family, leading her parents to conclude sam wasn't suitable

during phone calls, jess's mom would ask how sam was doing like it was something she had to do, not something she was actually interested in knowing, and eventually jess caught on that her mom was asking because she was hoping one of these days jess would tell her that they'd broken up. jess let her mom have it one night and she stopped asking about sam after that. one of the only white lies jess would keep up for sam's sake was that her parents were more interested in him and in them than they actually were

their apartment neighbors hated them (loud sex)

they shared a lot of toiletries because sam liked women's beauty products

jess often used sam as a guinea pig for homemade face masks so please imagine sam lying back on their sofa with his eyes obediently closed and trying not to laugh or move as jess rubbed various substances on his face. jess would make him wear her headband she used when washing her face so nothing would get in his hair. she probably bought sam his own eventually

now picturing samjess snuggled up on the couch watching a movie, face masks drying and eating cookies

they were definitely a popular couple around stanford because they were tall and beautiful. might as well put this post here

they had a pregnancy scare just weeks before dean showed up and were both very relieved (for different reasons) when the test came back negative

sam did go to jess's funeral after that week he and dean apparently spent between 1x01 and 1x02 searching for clues about what had killed her. sam was waiting for one of her parents to call him with the faint hope they might want him involved in it (or maybe just so they could check up on each other). ultimately when they didn't, and when he had to learn the details about jess's service from someone else, he didn't let it bother him because he figured her parents were probably too devastated to think about anything else

only after the service when they treated sam as just another one of her friends did he understand how they must have always felt about him. he didn't tell dean because dean for sure would have caused a scene

speaking of dean, as they drove to the cemetery for the burial, sam really wanted dean there with him but didn't know how to ask. dean really wanted to go with sam but didn't know how to say it. they had done something similar at the church. so dean just hung back by his car but with sam in his line of sight if he needed anything. he did not want to get introduced to any of sam's friends and it was unspoken. only when they were finally driving out of california did sam have a proper breakdown. with their time apart, dean felt strange and unsure how to comfort him, but sam didn't seem to notice any of that as he clung to dean's jacket and sobbed. eventually dean ushered him to the backseat of the impala and he got a few hours of restless sleep as dean drove them away from it all. they didn't talk about it after

sam did visit jess's grave in my mind but not very often. I get the feeling he didn't after s3 but did after s7. also he did after the finale

damn this got long and most of these are sad so sorry but that's how I like my samjess

[halfhissandwich]

I like the dark sides being a family haha

[sieglinde-freud]

missing the maribelle/tharja family unit today. i think maribelle would be elated to have a daughter. she meets noire for the first time and she goes “do you play chess? violin? ride? drink tea?” and noire goes “no but im really good at throwing up in a bucket” and maribelles like “oh!!!! okay!!!!” i think she finds noire’s talisman persona charming. chrom is like “um maribelle can you please go get your daughter… she’s terrorizing the camp” and she goes “shes harmless! why do you hate women?” and he never speaks on it again. i think tharja needs a kid that will beef with her and i think brady is 100% the guy to do it. i think she looks at him and goes “what is your problem” and he flips her off. she tries to curse him but he spins his staff ninja style deflecting them back at her. he serves tea to his moms but he spits in tharjas and she knows it. and then she drinks it because it pisses him off. brady could come to love her at some point but it will not be easy and it will not come without a lot of work and a lot of arguing and i think i need some more parent/child conflict in this game. awakening gets one f bomb and its hidden in the random tharja brady PC support where he just goes “FUCK YOU” Tharja and Brady attained support level B.

[whenthegoldrays]

also I think it’s time for a little Elly Lore Update because I feel like I mention so many people on here and y’all need to understand who I’m taking about when you attend the virtual sleepovers 😌

[demons-i-get]

WAIT BIG BRAINED THOUGHT:

Sam does smth stupid hoping Dean won't find out.

Someone rats Sam out to Dean.

Sam gets in trouble and a lecture from Dean (bc Dean is a parent and he is Sam's parent I will not accept criticism on this matter).

Later, Sam makes a group chat consisting of everyone who could have told on him to Dean and just sends this video:

[not-actually-human]

head in hands. been thinking about being a big sister too much again

[charliesinfern0]

dude why do my parents hate the fact that i like things

[p2iimon]

drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me

[blujayonthewing]

well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

[bumblebee-be]

i love my big brother so much. he is my favorite person.

[castle-calypse]

yall today my bf stood up to his emotionally abusive father. he laid down boundaries and stuck to them and didn’t lose control of his anger when his dad tried to manipulate and gaslight him. he stayed calm and did it. 🥹🥹🥹

yall i am so proud of this man i could cry (i did actually). setting boundaries with a person like that is SO HARD but HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT GUYS!!!!

i just think a big win like this needs to be celebrated I AM SO PROUD OF HIM!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!

[melodiark]

Since I was a kid I’ve thought there’s something wrong with me

Not too bothered by it I just feel kind of out of place

Anger and sadness and outrage

Joy and excitement as well

Where is it

Yes I’ve despaired

And I guess sometimes I’m glad I don’t feel much

But in moments I think others would feel more

And be broken

I wonder if I’m enough when I just stand there

or if there’s something missing

That was never there in me but that’s there for others

Or if it’s trapped behind a wall to crack through or some place that I’ve got to unlock

I don’t know

It’s just an odd place to be in