#he says he would take me to buffalo tho :>
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told my dad about the 19+ willi carlisle show and what venue its at and he was like. okay let me get my phone and i’ll text the owner to make him let you in. like HELLO??
#kind of obsessed with my dad why does he know every bar owner in the city#well i know why. hes been bartending + doing draught beer services + playing bar shows for 40 years#but like. lmfao. lmfao. god willing this will work.#he says he would take me to buffalo tho :>
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if your comfortable writing this, can i request joost with a reader who sh? he accidentally finds out by their sleeve accidentally sliding down or something (im on the brink of relapsing and i need angst with comfort 😭😭 not forcing tho lol, if ur uncomfortable writing this don't force yourself!!!)
A/n: I’m totally okay doing this! As someone who has fought this battle I totally get it and I hope you are okay Anon!! You have people who love you and you are so special in your own ways! Beautiful inside and out 🫶 I hope this helps and know you are never alone!! My DMs are always open honey
CW: SH, angst, sensitive topics, Joost being a sweetheart,
YOU ARE LOVED!! be safe everyone!
988 (suicide prevention)
It had been a pretty hot day in the Netherlands and your boyfriend Joost was set on taking you on a hike! Which would have been totally okay if you hadn’t just gone through a relapse… you don’t even know why it happened or what set you off, you cleaned them pretty well but they were still tender and you knew you couldn’t convince Joost to cancel the hike that he was so dead set on.
“Long sleeves, eh?” He blinks at you in suprise his owlish expression kinda funny “yeah! It’s a cute shirt!” You blow him off waving your hand dismissively and your boyfriend nods with a shrug “it is cute you got me there” he pinches your cheek before leaning down and giving you a big ol kiss on the cheek before peppering your face with them. The sunshine that your boyfriend is always makes you feel so free and warm. “Let’s go!! I want to get there before it gets packed!” He chirps taking your hand and pulling you out to the car after making sure you had enough water and packed the sun screen
After hiking for a few hours you and Joost found the most beautiful ledge looking over a beautiful river covered with pine trees and mountains as far as the eyes can see. “Wow” you mutter wiping your brow and fanning the neck of your shirt “that’s breathtaking” you mutter and Joost chuckles looking over at you “it is isn’t it? But the view infront of me is even better” he purrs and you look over at him blushing madly “don’t even with me” you laugh covering your face with your hands leading to Joost wrapping his arms around you in a big hug “let’s take a selfie!” He says tugging his phone out of his pocket “say cheese schat!” He puts the phone out in front of you two
As the sun gets closer and closer to setting the more you forget about your arms to busy listening to Joost tell you about random things he knows about the wilderness or just random facts he finds interesting. Without thinking you tug your sleeves up to your elbows to help the air circulate through your clothes and cool you off. Joost looks back at you mid laugh at a dumb thing he had brought to your attention about ducks “and then I learned that buffalo!-“ he stops taking a quick glance down at your revealed arms and pauses- and then you watch his face go through a few different emotions- landing on devastation “schat…” he mutters stepping towards you like you might run. Realizing your fatal mistake you can sense the color draining from your features
“Joost I-“ you try to come up with excuses or reasons but you come up empty “I’m-“ you stop feeling your boyfriend slowly pull you into his chest and wrap his arms delicately around you “why would you feel the need to hurt…” he questions searching for the words through his broken English “I don’t know…” you respond honestly not trying to move your arms or run away- just leaning into Joost like a life line “I’m so sorry-“ you start but joost shushes you softly shaking his head “don’t be sorry, you aren’t in trouble and you have nothing to be sorry for” joost says pulling away and gently bringing your arms up to his face kissing around the sounds careful not to irritate them or cause you pain “come to me next time my love” Joost mutters gently looking up at you “please allow me to help you” he pleads and you nod starting to tear up “okay..” you whisper and Joost straightens up and kisses you passionately “I love you with everything I am. I love you for any amount of time your head can come up with and more.” He confesses “and even more than that” he runs his fingers through your hair “I love you” he wipes away your tears and holds you close
When you two got home Joost had pulled you into bed and kissed you more times than you could count praising you and rubbing your back “you are beautiful. So beautiful” joost says softly between the two of you “beautiful”
A/N I hope you all know how loved you ALL are!!! I may not know everyone but I love everyone and no matter how hard your battle is never give up! You are all so strong!
Sorry if this seemed rushed or wasn’t that good…I’m on my phone and at work 😂 but I saw this request and knew I needed to get it out!!
I love you all!!!!!!
#joost klein#x reader#joost klein x reader#joost klein fanfic#joost klein x you#joostice#joost klein fluff#joost klein x f! reader
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Trafalgar Law and shreds of closeness part 3: Donquixote Family Edition
What can I say, I got struck with inspiration yet again, the thoughts just do not want to leave me. This time it will get dark. And it will hurt, so feel warned. I will take a closer look at Law's closeness to the Donquixote Family and also do a small case study of affection between Doffy and Cora and their dad as well, to get a fuller context. Main focus will be on physical affection, yet again.
So what do you think, did Law get support and affection from his "second family"? I would say, very little. But let's look at evidence:
We have verbal support from Doflamingo himself when Giolla and Buffalo start to fear to touch Law or to even stay in the same room after they learn he's sick. That's 1:0 for him, I'm sure Law appreciated and remembered it. In retrospection, it would have been better for him if he didn't.
Then we have Giolla and Machvise who handled him like he's an object. Giolla keeps touching Law on the head, probably not caring why he seems displeased with it. She's just reinforcing the trauma, but I think overall she means well, she just doesn't think much about it. Giolla also shows Law the most physical affection and I swear it feels like she's trying to make up for her initial reaction, she's just not going the right way about it, making it worse instead.
Meanwhile we have Doflamingo, who despite defending Law before, never touches him. And I mean, never ever. Doffy remains cold not only with Law though, which we will see in a moment.
And then we have Baby5. She feels sorry for Law and even cried for him when she heard the story of Flevance (not in Law's presence tho), but she herself is bad with affection and care, because she also never received much, it also doesn't help that she is genuinely scared of Law's angry glares. All she can do to show him she cares is to smack and scold him. And of course when she does smack him it's on the head, which only becomes a trauma trigger over and over again. Those two just completely miss each other by a mile.
That's it. No other Donquixote Family's member ever tried to show some care in front of Law. They train him of course, but would you count kicking and punching him as a positive experience? Yeah, I don't think so.
And let's not forget Corazon, who carried Law like a bag of potatoes (and threw him around) for a long time, even after he kidnapped him. The Trip to Hospitals All Around the World kinda made him become better, holding Law close, trying to make him smile, carrying him all the time and at one point he even begs Law: "please give me the chance to do things right, stay strong for 3 more weeks!". Doesn't change the fact the touches he did give Law at the beginning were brutalized forms of affection, and we can't really forget that fact: that's exactly how Law's trauma of being touched on the head even started in the first place.
He already trained for awhile, but he still failed in the confrontation, and I think it was because of the touch. Being pinned down made Law probably freeze and unable to move. But even after being saved by Doflamingo, Law doesn't even try to seek support in him, unlike Baby5. Here we can see Doflamingo is alright if someone seeks comfort in him, but he will not give it by himself. That makes Doflamingo-Law combo the worst possible match up, a person who will never give it first and a person who will never ask for it, no wonder things were always cold between them.
Thanks to the fight against Smoker in Punk Hazard we learn that Law managed to overcome his trauma of being pinned down to a significant degree, because he manages to escape on his own. This scene gets an extra focus in the manga (it takes like 5 different frames!) which further convinces me it's that siginifcant. Law probably trained himself not to get overwhelmed like that ever again. Still, I can't help but notice soon after this happened Law starts to have troubles breathing, which means it still didn't leave him unaffected. He pushes to finish the fight faster afterwards as well.
One of his trauma triggers is feeling helpless and being pinned down definitely counts for that. I don't think this started with Vergo, I would say it was already a thing after Flevance, when he had to discover more and more dead bodies of people dearest to him, unable to do anything about it.
Let's look at his symptoms thanks to which we can recognize he's going through a triggering situation. Visible shivering, heavy panting (to the point of weezing which makes me think it can even go as far as bordering on hyperventilation or the opposite - apnea). And then in the last image he just goes stiff which I interpret as him completely freezing up. Damn, that's actually a lot. It's very similar to Robin's trauma responses in Water 7.
You can also notice that Law clenches his fists and it seems to be a sign that he's struggling or forcing himself to be strong. He still does it *a lot* when he's an adult. I think it might have honestly became a habit. He does that just before a battle, in most stressful situations when he knows he can't show his emotions (or just doesn't want to), and well, if we go by the anime version, also when he leaves Wano with his own crew. Basically any time he makes a firm resolve or a hard decision, he also does that. I swear sometimes it feels like he struggles for half of the Dressrosa and Punk Hazard, which you know what, might be way too accurate.
Also bonus wholesome points for Luffy caring more to support Law and Muucy than caring for falling into water himself. I'm not sure how much that helped Law when he was dealing with a triggering situation, especially that unfortunate contact with the top of his head. I guess it's still better than similar situation but with Law completely alone.
This puts this scene into a completely new perspective, right? He's shivering here and definitely froze up, even his speech bubble looks distressed. He's not getting angry here, his trauma trigger kicked in. I did check if he ever shivers or freezes up when he tries to, for example, stop himself from feeling angry, but no, we never see that happen. I'm sorry for ruining the comedy :( tho to make it better, he's also shocked, because just moments before Strawhats feared him, and now they already don't and even laugh at him. Damn, I'm now so torn about this scene, I mean, Strawhats couldn't have known!
Now a promised closer look at Donquixote family's approach to closeness and touch. When they were still Celestial Dragons, they barely touched each other. No small touches on the back, hand holding or anything else you usually share with kids. The closeness starts only after they're all starting to be persecuted. First time we see Doffy holding his mom's hand is when they run away from their burning house. First time we are shown Homing hugging his kids is when village people are beating them up and he is just trying to cover them with his own body, so he takes the beating instead of his kids.
The last memory Rosinante has of his father is the hug. And the first memory he has of Sengoku is also a sort of half-hug. Might be why he got so attached to him.
Little Doflamingo and Rosinante are always together, but they never touch in any way. It's clearly Doffy who takes care of his younger brother, probably also telling him to toughen up.
Weird mocking touch on the head from Trebol. And like always, no one ever touches Doflamingo, not even his own officers, and that's true ever since Doffy was a child.
He even tells Trebol he's too close. Doffy doesn't want touches anymore, because it seems in his mind he understands them as someone protecting him, and he doesn't need protection. Ever since he killed Homing, Doffy took the role of being a head of the family and protecting Rosinante, so no more hugs or hand holding for him. In other words, Doflamingo associates physical affection with protection and incoming abuse. And whenever he touches someone it's exactly for that reason: to hurt them.
An interesting parallel because this happens in exactly same chapter: Law is trying to move away because Luffy's "too close". He even lets him take the transponder away and just stands there and waits. And you might wonder: what for? Is he hoping Luffy will give it back by himself?
No, it just took some extra time for Law to brace himself to touch Luffy and shove him to the side. Even though both Doffy's and Law's first instinct here is to move away, Law is struggling but actually tries to overcome it, contrary to Doffy, who seems content in his "no touching" comfort zone.
Let's take a look at Dressrosa now. Doffy is carrying Law by his clothes, Law is unconscious, but he will not touch him directly anyway. Cora-san used to do it as well at first to Law.
But then, you might ask, they fought so much in Dressrosa, surely some kind of touch had to happen as a result? I mean, most of them were indirect touches with Doffy's strings, kicking Law or stopping him by grabbing his sword. But you are right, exactly two touches do happen. You're not gonna like it.
This is literally the first time Doflamingo ever touched Law. To stop his attack he forcefully grabbed his hand. Law is shivering, this actually triggers him, and there's just no way Doflamingo doesn't know that, he can feel it.
And then he makes the full use of the situation. Doflamingo holds Law up in the air, but we can see by the onomatopeia that he's literally holding him up by his hand alone and Law is just freely dangling there, Doffy's not using any strings to immobilize him, not even armament haki. He doesn't even need to. Finally he gave Law the touch he must have been craving when he was a child from him, but it's not a caring one, and what's the next thing Doflamingo does to that hand he just touched? He cuts it off, ripping open the psychological wounds, making them deeper, perhaps hoping Law will never recover from them. Because that's the easiest way to control him later if he wishes to do so, to make him pliant, defenseless and unable to fight back and terrified. But also to punish him for the "rebellion" against him... but also to punish Law for his need and fear of touch. This is a lesson: never want affection, closeness or touch, you're never getting any. Unless it's this: abuse. And if you don't think this is terrible enough, let me remind you: this is their first touch *ever*, Law probably waited for it when he was a kid.
And Law is just hanging there, not even trying to move, and it lasts for like three or four pages long, and I remember when I reread this a couple of times, I was a bit puzzled. Why isn't Law struggling to release himself? Why is he just letting this happen? Especially when it's becoming very clear what Doflamingo is gonna do next. So I have my answer: Law froze up, it's his body shutting off on it's own and all he can do is to just be there and wait for it to be over. It's painful, because we know Law always struggles, always fights back, and he tries here, with words, but he can't do anything else and he just watches it happen.
And this is the second time Doflamingo touches him. It's after the Gamma Knife attack, Doffy knows what he's doing here, he chooses to make contact with Law's head/face (he must have noticed Law's discomfort to it before when Giolla often did it to Law as a kid, and now he utilized this knowledge). He tries to make Law freeze up so he can't finish his move and who knows, maybe that was the final factor of why Law failed to kill off Doflamingo.
To wrap things up, I will share the interesting parallel that I think can be drawn between two rather unexpected characters: Law and Boa.
Both Law and Boa are most comfortable around Bepo (and the snake in Boa's case). Both are victims of brutalized touch and lack of loving and caring one. But while Law fearfully accepts what's given to him, Boa rejects it (even symbolically by kicking fluffy animals away or refusing any show of affection like gifts). Both are touch starved, but Boa will never even try to touch Luffy, and the only time Luffy touched her was in that stealth mission in Impel Down (they didn't have the choice) and hugging her after she gave him the key to Ace's cuffs. Boa doesn't return the gesture, she is very flustered and falls to the ground afterwards, which reminds me a little of her later scene with Rayleigh. Not even Boa's own sisters are shown to share any sort of physical affection with her, Boa shows cold and manipulative attitude to almost everyone besides them. The only other person Boa ever touched was Rayleigh (she's on the ground here again) after he helped them fight off Blackbeard's assault on Amazon Lily and it might be a traumatic response: Blackbeard tried to strangle her after all. Boa's love is passionate and platonic, she shows her affection and caring with indirect gestures (food preparation, offering support and help etc.), probably because that's what she remembers others tried doing for her before. She can't even deal with intimacy face to face and Law also tends to act cold to very open displays of affection and emotions.
Big thanks to @tae-rambles for mentioning the scene with Boa that completely slipped my mind <3 added it in the edit!
#one piece#trafalgar law#donquixote doflamingo#corazon#trauma#emotional damage#I did it again and I don't know whether it will happen again#it just happens because I always had a lot of thoughts about Law but now it just clicked into place like a missing puzzle piece#but I somehow enjoy it#I feel like I understand Law much better now but I'm also really exposing and ripping open his heart for everyone to see#I'm sorry Law#one piece meta#in case you didn't notice I will mostly write about Law#he lives rent free in my head#I'm just that monothematic#you think I will finally run out of topics? Challenge accepted!#Law and PTSD
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moo
there is a cow lying in the park across the street being very idyllic in the morning mist.
last night we finally asked at the front desk if this hotel has a pool. it does. it closes at 9pm tho. the guy gave us directions and we went to find it. it was a four-minute walk at fairly high speed, through several fire doors, down several hallways i would never have guessed were part of this building, and there was absolutely no signage of any kind. but there's an attendant. so it feels to me like. they should want someone to know about this so they can justify the cost of the attendant???
anyway it was a truly wild odyssey. we arrived like ten minutes before closing and the attendant was like "..... can i help you" very weary-politely and we were like "no! we just wanted to find the place!" and he was visibly much happier then and told us all about it.
my new phone is huge and clunky and one of the camera lenses is slightly damaged, but the lens that works is really good so i did take a bunch of good photos and at some point i will organize and present them. today is another outing, however. and i will take even more photos of this outing.
i looked at my credit card statement and in fact they did *not* charge me a hundred quid to not fix my phone, they only charged me for the new phone and then the new-new actually-working phone on top of that.
the cellphone store clerk also asked us, since we'd admitted to being americans, who we were voting for, and when we answered, he said "she's totally going to win! i have asked eight americans recently and seven of them said her!" and dude was like, diplomatically, sir, the sorts of americans who travel to europe are going to be disproportionately the ones who vote like they know there's a rest of the world that exists, so your sample might be skewed. i was still being horrified that an american traveling abroad would admit to supporting That One. blggh if you're going to be a troglodyte stay the fuck home, you don't deserve europe.
i said "politics have been sort of weird here yah?" and he was like "people here aren't political" and i said "what a luxury!"
he also was like "your election affects us though" and i was like "that is a true and reasonable statement."
last night i ordered fish and chips in a restaurant and i had made conversation about how much nicer the weather was than i'd prepared for, for this trip, so the waiter was like ah is it your first fish and chips and i was like oh i used to live here, rather than attempting to explain to him that actually fish fries are a regional specialty in buffalo and they are remarkably identical to the experience here only we have better side dishes XD (srsly britain try german potato salad sometime it's p great as a potato delivery vehicle and it also includes bacon)
i will say when i came here as a teenager i wound up with a really weird accent, but on this trip the combo of traveling with a fellow american and also not being immersed in it to the same extent and also not being seventeen means my normal accent has just gotten slightly stronger i think. i mean also i was here for most of a year then, and this hasn't even been a week, so.
ok time to go out on the balcony and take a picture of this persistently scenic cow.
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But they still use the n-word, anon. They still use the n-word. Yet you think that years and years ago they were so worried about being "challenged" on grounds of transphobia ("transmisogyny" was not in widespread use at the time) that they felt the need to change their language? Even though they still, to this day, use the n-word.
You're an idiot.
And yes, actually, GNC boys who present in a feminine matter does affect things! You can't seriously pretend that every single depiction of an AMAB person wearing women's clothing could only ever possibly be a trans woman or based on trans women. That's not only ahistorical and erases real people right in front of you, but it also gets fucking racist as hell when you start imposing that view on other countries. Did you know, for instance, that "kathoey", the term "ladyboy" is a translation of, is generally used by people who self-identify as men? Because I'm guessing the answer is "no."
Femboys are and have always been a thing, stop fucking erasing them and appropriating their language just because you desperately want the world to revolve around you.
So many young trans girls are going to come out of this traumatized from the dooming, isolated and potentially trapped in abusive relationships because they'd been indoctrinated into the belief that only other trans women will ever love and support them.
The problem is that it has "fab" in there, so they can't do it like they're trying to do with femboy because it inherently points to "TMEs."
(2/2 ana mardoll) i really dont mind when trans women genuinely criticize specific terrible shit that a trans man has actually done, and mardoll has always been a fucking loser who does all the stereotypical negative shit that people tend to act like trans men do. i just wish people would not act like its standard behavior to be like that and judge us all on the basis of the worst of our community lmao. this is behavior that goes both ways tho, trans men judge trans women like this too. idk lol
The person I've seen most accused of being a ringleader was Neon Yang, who was definitely not that even though they contributed. The one I most remember was the trans woman who said something to the effect of "yeah well it didn't sound like the author was trans so I was completely justified actually" and that drives me up a wall because the transradfem girlies are going to lose their mind when I post the first chapter of Nursed with Kerosine.
I have to answer them mostly in batches, with a few exceptions, because I get so many.
@ratbastarddotfuck
Imagine if everyone just decided to start saying a PoC who votes Republican is white.
It's going to be difficult for them to ever actually make a callout post for me because they can screenshot my takes but there will never be a single piece of evidence that I've ever harassed anyone and they know it.
It's not just about taking it seriously, but it's extremely repellent just as content and can be severely triggering, which it would have been for me if I hadn't watched it when I was a teenager before The Deeplore Trauma settled into my bones. I don't think I can even get into the later stuff now because of the association.
But fuck me gently with a chainsaw, everything else about it should be immensely cool and it sucks it's not in something that isn't weighed down by that.
Explicitly using dysphoria as a plot point like that is interesting and does sound like good fuel for a transfem headcanon.
No, it isn't, the only thing being discussed is whether he fits the criteria for "TMA" or not, and he does.
Buffalo Bill is not a stereotype of trans women, and in fact I applaud and deeply appreciate the author for making that crystal clear and treating trans people with great respect and sympathy for the time in which it was written, but he became the model for a stereotype of trans women that transphobes have taken and ran with since the day the the movie came out.
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the edits once they go canon are going to be next level
(i also admittedly can’t wait to be petty too and comment on every single one of them going “look at this beautiful CANON ship” since apparently being canon is the only thing that makes a ship valid /j🤭🤭)
Our range🤩
we can be sobbing over edits while being petty 😭😭
No fr tho the minute gay Eddie or buddie are canon I’m giggling and making jokes like no tomorrow
I may not have the talent to make edits or fics or anything but I am a court jester at heart so I shall be making many many jokes
Back to the edits yesss I will personally be requiring:
My love mine all mine
Lover you shouldve come over (personally one of my ideal songs if the buddie confession/kiss required a soundtrack)
Paper rings
Lover
The alchemy
He could never love you (SHUT UP SHUT UP I GOTTA GO MAKE A POST OR ANNOY MY FIC WRITING FRIENDS ABOUT THIS ONE)
Until I found you (cos of the how could we ever just be friends)
We’re in love (boygenius l because it’s so underrrated and so unbelievably a buddie song - “we’re not swapping blood” “And I told you of your past lives, every man you've ever been It wasn't flattering But you listened like it mattered” “would you still love me if it turns out I’m insane I know what you’ll say but it helps to hear you say it anyway” “And I'll be feeling lonely So I'll walk to karaoke” “Who looks like hell and asks for help And if you do, I'll know it's you” “I can't imagine you without the same smile in your eyes There is something about you That I will always recognize And if you don't remember I will try to remind you”
Keep me warm - Ida Marie (also one of my buddie ideal soundtracks and also criminally underrated as a buddie song)
Anything from hozier’s discography that man can scream into the mic and it’d be the most romantic shit you’ve ever heard
Crack option: my best friend’s hot by the dollyrots (yes this was also my crack karaoke guess but listen I need this song to play around buck when in proximity to Eddie- whatta man scene 2.0 if you may)
Truly truly - grant Lee buffalo
So highschool - listen Eddie officially does know how to ball and you can’t tell me walking encylopedia has full ass bookshelves in the loft buck doesnt in fact know Aristotle - plus y’all already know they will have no sense of decorum (yes this is about the lyrics jk jk)
Lucky- Jason mraz, colbie caillat (I don’t even particularly listen to this song but “lucky I’m in love with my best friend lucky to have been where I’ve been lucky to be coming home again they don’t know how long it takes waiting for a love like this”)
Nothing- Bruno major (CMON THE VIDEO GAMES AND THE DOMESTICITY IT ALL SO BUDDIE)
Oh god you asked for none of this but you’re getting these songs 😭😭 sorry babe you should know I’ll take a simple ask and go on and on😔💔💔💔💔
#911#buddie#evan buckley#911 abc#911 fox#911onfox#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#buckley diaz family#anti bucktommy#anti tommy kinard#sorta???
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hi it’s me again. (the anon who said i liked seeing you on my dash) i love hockey and baseball (really any sport atp), and have noticed you do as well, so do you have any New Jersey and New York sports headcanons?
HI! WELCOME BACK! AND OH BROTHER (or sibling/sister) DO I EVER !!!!!!
when that hudson river rivalry hits >>>>>>>>>>>>>
devils/rangers rivalry goes fucking crazzyyyyy in the statehouse yeah its not buffalo but tables are still being broken alright. noses too. you shouldve SEEN the shit that hudson river rivalry was getting up to in the 2010s . nj/ny r the same fucking way btw. fighting ur long-esteemed rival every time your teams meet >>>>>>>>>. i like to think this extends to devils/islanders and devils/sabres matches too bc thats all still new york even tho the rivalry isnt as strong there in the actual sport but i want these goofers to have fun soooo. i say they get really into those matches too. they use sports as a way to ✨bond✨ even though they would kill me if i said that.
nj does not have a baseball team so i imagine he isnt the biggest baseball fan in the world. definitely a hockey, football, and (college) basketball guy to me. new york, on the other hand, may quite possibly be the biggest baseball fan you have ever seen.
did you guys know. that the new york jets and the new york giants play in the same stadium. THE SAME STADIUM!!!! they literally live in the same fucking house. thats crazy. and you know where that stadium is? IN NEW JERSEY. new york is just leeching off of new jersey atp. maybe thats why he’s such a ride or die for the bills actually bc its the one team he has that actually you know is in new york.
i also think they actually play sports yk . the NE has some damn good hockey matches . nj & ny both play forward, nj more of a gritty(ha) fiery guy who does the tough work and quite frankly a little bit of a pest. likes to get under your skin. sneaky good shot. winger, plays either side. ny, on the other hand, is a two-way forward, center, plays damn good defensive and offensive hockey, can double as an offensive defenseman too. u can find him all over the ice, in the right spots, doing what he needs to be doing. not known for his hits but lays good ones.
they also play football too !! i know jackshit about football though so i could not tell you what positions they play. all i know is quarterback 😭 is it basic of me to say ny quarterback? who knows. i dont!
looping back to hockey. theyre both diehard proponents that you should not take fighting out of hockey . mfs r projecting over here. new jersey threatens suicide every time his team does badly. he alternates between being mad at his team for sucking and then muttering “im gonna fucking kill myself” afterwards. (i know you didnt ask abt PA but he does the same. there��s this tweet thats like ‘every person ive ever met from philadelphia is a lovely person who casually expresses suicidal ideation within 2 minutes of talking anout their sports team’ and its the funniest thing in the world to me. does this tie into new jersey hcs? technically, yes, bc i hc theyre brothers ^_^ enough of that tangent) new york does not do that . i just dont feel like hes that kinda guy! he is very passionate about his teams tho. they both are tbh!
this is kind of all over the place but i hope you enjoy anon ^_^ and anyone who happens to read this. this is mostly about hockey SORRY thats what i know and love LMAO
#lynx rambles#wttt hockeyposting#asks#suicide joke#<- idk if i need to tag that but better safe than sorry#i dont watch baseball at all tbh. but the dodgers just landed ohtani and i dunno guys i may have to tune in#i just find baseball boring but shhhh#big devils fan. loathe the rangers. dislike the islanders. sabres are the only valid ny team#wttt new jersey#wttt new york#<- I ALMOST FORGOT THEIR TAGS LMAO#i would also like to add that if gov was into sports he would threaten suicide everytime his team did bad too#(un)fortunately i dont hc him as really into sports because i think it would actually kill him#he’s a casual fan. but he’s also got that philly blood in him so#District & IDC are SUPER into sports on the other hand#mmm thinkin bout caps/pens rivalry. district & pa . rahhhh
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HERE IT IS!!
(DRESSROSA SPOILERS)
(Also TW for blood/animal de@th)
Here's part of the indulgent content just make Doflamingo a dilf, adoptive father style cause I wanted him, however shit a perent he would ever be- to have some Good Dad Moments(tm)
Cause he's all about family right, just give him a nee kid to have in the family and then BOOM gove him some happy moments (within the 10 year reign of Dressrosa pre-Dressrosa arc)
The kids name, for fun and because I'm not creative is Donquixote Rosette ;;)
The lore i gotta spoil tag it BUT;
But Rosette reminds him oddly of his brother, Corazon so he sometimes calls him that, kind of pretending this 8 year old boy acquired the heart seat in his palace. He does say that shit to spite Law a lot, I know his ass lifted this boy up simba style and declared him the prince, his heir. And for the longest time the city ate that shit up.
Rosette's too soft tho at the start, since he is human, he's prolly seen his fair share of trauma but Doffy wants to raise him to be able to do his bidding even at the age of a child, so he probably send shim out to hunt and kill small animals to get the taste of death by his own hands, first time he did it he came back clutching a mouse crying; Doffy wiped his tears kissed his forehead and praised him for his first kill, and told him he'd have to do it again, and again, with bigger and bigger prey eventually. And eventually he stopped crying coming back with a kill. Ofc Doffy knew his son's limits and what animals he COULDNT fight/kill but he always let him try, he didnt SERIOUSLY care if the kid did die, but having an heir to keep around was his best plan yet.
So the kids a little fucked up, but thats bc of Doffy. He's deemed the prince and everyone in the family treats him as such- honest Baby 5 and Buffalo might be a LIITTTLE ticked he gets pampered when they as kids didnt really get that all that much.
But still, he's baby
And yeah sometimes Doffy will have his dad moments-
Like taking him into town on his shoulders, catching Rosette asleep curled in his feather jacket (Doffy proceeds to slide to the ground clutching his shirt and using a snail to take photos)
And making breakfast in the morning which i dont think he ever did with himself.
He's not a good man nor a good dad but he has his moments
And Rosette is attached to Doffy despite his evilness because he's the only one in the world to love him so far, and his life got way better when he met Doflamingo- so why hate him? That's his father now!
Also I feel post Dressrosa Rosette would be taken in by the Navy to try and reform and rehome this poor boy because after Doffy got locked tf up he would have had nowhere else to go, they might try and make him a soldier, if he doesnt escape their hold first.
Anyway I care them a lot- dont even get me started on my other ocs (which is just for OC x Canon)
#one piece spoilers#dressrosa spoilers#spoiler tag#spoiler warning#one piece#one piece oc#donquixote doflamingo#my oc#my character#aaa#doodle#king art#he speaks#LORE#trying to think of other tags I can use that ppl might have blocked cause I DONT WANNA SPOIL PEOPLE#op spoilers#op dressrosa spoilers#tw fictional animal death#tw mentioned fictional death#all fictional!!#but tagging anyway#long post
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Aha this kind of got away from me so it’s kind of long oops (like, long even for me 😬 yikes) good thing I learned how to put in cuts !!✂️
Let’s just shove this all under the rug haha
“Nothing smells quite like your food.”
This is the kind of strategic non-compliment compliment I would use when forced to give feedback* on something I didn’t enjoy tbh.
Along with stuff like
“u guys had such amazing energy during that performance”
“the colours really pop! It’s a bold look for a confident person”
Rating: 2 snakes in the grass 🐍🐍
*(ONLY when forced to make a comment tho, bc I may be a disingenuous snake, but I’m not a petty one… usually)
Game recognizes game😒. This snake has eyes on u Cole 👀🐍
“Quit buttering me up. I’m not a biscuit.
Me, forgetting that biscuits are like scones in the South: whoa, ok Paula Deen… I don’t usually butter my Oreos but u do u 🤷♀️
he jogs over to the stairs, taking two at a time
Ok I take back what I said before about not being petty bc this shit annoys me lol. Like unless someone is actually booking it, this is so unnecessary 😒 what are u going to do with that extra 5–10 seconds of ur life? Watch an ad on YouTube instead of skipping it? PLS
(I might also hate exercise and am envious of ppl that just voluntarily, of their own free will, choose to exert themselves lol)
Forgoing knocking as he enters
Wow this guy would be a great parent he’s already got the barging in part down pat!!
“This dress is pretty. Easy access.”
Chris Hansen: why don’t you have a seat
Is To Catch a Predator still a thing?
It’s just odd that you would wear this out, without letting me…you know no matter how I phrase this is gonna make me sound like the bad guy, so I’m stopping. You look beautiful
How to say what u want w/o actually saying it. and therefore not coming across as the “bad guy” while still being the “bad guy”
Rating: 4 snakes in the grass 🐍🐍🐍🐍
additional analysis: I’d say this is a medium risk, medium reward tactic. Can be hard to pull off if the target tends to over analyze.
I can get a bit jealous that people will be looking at what’s mine, right?”
So like, u cover up your car with a tarp when parked in public? And u put a big ass tent over your home too? Wouldn’t want ppl to look at ur “property” right and make u jealous right? 🙄
“And when I start running for sheriff, you won’t be able to go to Woody’s.”
I don’t understand what this means lmao. Woody’s is a bar/club that she’s going to? And she can’t go when he runs for sheriff bc…. his campaign platform is based on…. prohibition?
Alexa play,
to watch you desperately search for some relief
Girl, just take a couple
*this post is not sponsored by Big Pharma
his fingers roam through your folds
My brain for no reason: haha like that song
Me: ?????
My brain: the buffalo song
Me: ¿¿¿¿??!!
My brain: Alexa, play
literally 35 minutes later, after creating a harmonica/country themed playlist on Spotify (ft. Tom Petty, Bob Dylan and Neil Young)…
Me: this is why we never get shit done 😑
Your body rocking over him
Me: adds wagon wheel to the harmonica/country playlist
He had been doing you a favor. He took out his frustrations on other women, so he got to worship you
This insane PR spinning rn… goddamnit he’s going to be elected as sheriff isn’t he lol
Rating: 5 snakes in the grass 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
A blissful state of pleasure.
Me: adds Taylor Swift “State of Grace” to the playlist
“No. No, stop!” He makes it only an inch before you were scrambling off of him.
I’ve been watching like 4+ hours of soccer every day bc it’s WC season baybeeee and this just reminds me of when the flags go up, u hear the TWEEEET TWEEEEET and the commentators are immediately like OFFSIDE!!! OFFSIDE!! And then they freeze frame and draw a line on the screen showing like the toe of someone’s boot juuust a fraction over lmao 🤣
“My body was aroused. It doesn’t think. I do!
Me, about to launch into a 5k word essay about the mind/body dilemma and dualism/monism before remembering why only a handful of ppl choose to major in philosophy and how it’s not competitive at all to get into grad school: ….🤐
Refusing to let any tears fall
Me: adds teardrops on my guitar by tswift to playlist
“What’s just sex to you, is more than that to me. And even if it wasn’t, I said no sex before marriage. You were trying…you took…”
Ok well this seems like as good a time as any to insert my uncalled for opinion on this topic. 😅
Just upfront tho, my stance is like, don’t fucking agree to the respect the other persons boundary if
u don’t think u can follow through
U have no intention of following through and u think u will be able to convince them to change their minds
It’s like the thing where ppl say u should be in the same page about kids before u marry or w/e (RIP John Cena and Nikki Bella 😭). Don’t just agree so y’all can get hitched and then try to convince ur partner otherwise lol, bc that’s like a 10 snakes in the grass rating 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍.
So in this situation obvi Cole is in the wrong.
But this is my opinion on sex/no sex before marriage in general,
Honestly I get kind of personal so ⚠️skip this whole thing if u want it’s like not even related to the fic lol. I’ll put 3 apple emojis when it’s safe to read again.
First of all, I don’t even know why I’m giving my opinion bc
1.) I’m not into “marriage” as like, a legal status…go ahead and have a commitment ceremony and make whatever promises u want to each other and have a nice celebration, but I don’t think the “legality” of a marriage adds anything to the relationship.
On some level I understand it comes w certain tax benefits and whatever but yeah… if u think about the most important relationships in ur life, I feel like most of them don’t need to be legalized?
Like maybe the person who raised u isn’t ur bio parent or ur adopted parent but u still view them as such. And ur BFF? The Sam to ur Frodo? That that shit doesn’t need to be registered at city hall either
2.) most forms of physical touch repulse me so I’m not into sex either (in that I would not like to engage in that activity, but I think it’s super interesting to read about. Like how u can be a pacifist irl but super enjoy violent movies)
So I’m giving my opinion on 2 things I actively dislike and will never participate in lmao but hey, it’s the internet and I’m allowed to scream into the void 😤😤😤
I’m firmly in the “sex is whatever” camp in terms of attaching any kind of spiritual or emotional meaning to it. Obvi it can be a spiritual/emotional experience, but I don’t think those feelings are built into the act itself… it’s like meaning ppl attach on to it.
Like how lighting candles isn’t intrinsically ritualistic, but it can be if someone imbues the act with a certain intention.
So, tbh I don’t really understand the “no sex before marriage” thing, especially when it comes from an underlying religious belief Mormonism. (Not saying it’s invalid, just that I don’t understand it and also think it’s a lil weird bc if u are indoctrinated raised to be a certain religion from birth, ur never really offered an alternative belief system??)
But ya, ppl have their own way of doing things and I dig that. I just want to say tho, if it’s not based in religion, and just something ppl choose for themselves for whatever reason. It seems… unwise?
I get it if u just don’t want to have sex AT ALL. If u don’t like it, it’s ur right to set that boundary. But if u do plan on regularly having sex after marriage, it becomes kind of a mystery to me why u would wait…???
idk….from what I’ve seen happen w/ other ppl, sexual compatibility seems like a big part of overall relationship compatibility? Like y’all could have the same values, political views, film preferences etc. but if one partner has a high sex drive and the other person is closer to the asexual end of the spectrum… it ain’t gonna work unless u develop some kind of compromise.
Same with living together pre-marriage. Again, u could be intellectually and emotionally compatible, but if one person is like Marie Kondo and the other is like Smaug with his gold…. 😬
So I feel like if u really wanted to do a compatibility check u should try all that stuff? Unless y’all are both ok with like a big build up, a big blow up, and a big divorce?
The only thing I can kind of get is like if u wanted to test the other person’s self control for whatever reason - like u wanted them to prove their loyalty to u by abstaining.
I kind of understand bc I guess it comforting to know that ur partner values ur relationship for more than sex, but I feel like there are other ways to test loyalty/self control without impacting what is a big part of the relationship for many ppl?
Idk like, make them go without beer or coffee or college football for x amount of time. It might seem arbitrary, like “babe, why does my hobby of speed running super Mario levels have to do with our relationship?” But maybe u each choose a thing that the other abstains from to prove to that u are each other’s #1?
I’m bamboozled but what else is new hahah 😂😂
🍏🍎🍏
I got carried away, and I’m sorry. You just looked so pretty, and you were enjoying yourself, and I wasn’t thinking. All the blood had run to my dick because I just love you so much,
It’s the hypocrisy for me fam 👌
Bc at first he’s all “oh but ur body wanted it!!”
And she’s like, my body’s reactions are not necessarily indicative of my mental state! Correlation does not equal causation, bitch!
And he’s like pfffffft whatever
But then when HE gets put on the hot spot, he trots out the same goddamn argument like “ya my brain totally respects ur boundaries, my dick just got over excited! It wasn’t me, it was just my body’s reaction bc ily😇 “
Tbh… It’s actually kind of sad when characters with such good villain potential insist on playing the good guy role. (Not me acting like they control their own narrative lol)
Like sir, u could be the most scheming Machiavellian sheriff since idk, the evil sherif character in Robin Hood (who was honestly more of a henchman than anything), but instead u waste ur time trying to be some kind of Hallmark movie love interest. 😒Pls, just stay in ur lane and embrace the darkness.
Cole stands transfixed towards your wall, before he punches it quickly.
This is what I mean, instead of punching this inanimate wall, u could be laughing maniacally, punching some innocent restaurant owner that refuses to pay his monthly extortion “protection fee”.
That would be so much more interesting for everyone. Except the restaurant owner, but don’t worry, he’s recruited by the FBI and ends up wearing a wire to get some incriminating audio. Heck he’ll probably become the next mayor idk. People will vote for the guy that stomped out police corruption in the small town of [this town’s name]
you would have never left your bed looking like someone had sat on it
Meanwhile, my bed looks like a garage sale table piled with clothes, books, pillows, and various other objects 😬😬😬(my weighted blanket is not heavy enough so I need to stack this shit up to feel the calming pressure around me when I sleep. And yeah I could have probably got several weight led blankets but u know what? Hindsight is 20/20 or whatever they say)
His hand rubs over the indented wall, and he looks at his wife shaking his head
Gramps, Cole didn’t mean to do that. His body was the one that wanted to punch the wall, not his brain!! 🙄🙄🙄
Just do the texting,
Ok, even tho he said “the texting”, I guess these are some tech savvy seniors wow.
before you become the future sheriff’s housewife
Is no one else running??? Or is the other guy like, some Ted Cruz black hole of charisma??
Poppy throws herself into the booth, panting as she takes a drink of her cocktail
Ok so this is the “Woody’s” established which will be off limits when if she marries Cole? I still don’t get it 😫😫😫Do they check your marriage lisence before u go in to ensure it’s singles only inside or what
The married sheriff getting his dick wet out by the pitiful local club
Hey, I mean…. She doesn’t know what we know so that could be his wife in there. Maybe they are into exhibitionism or something lol 😂
and waits for the little whore to get out of the car.
Wait, I thought Cole was pretty tall ??
Also, idk if this is an unpopular/problematic opinion but I always feel like the person in the relationship is more in the wrong.
Actual piece of trash Coleslaw over here is the one who is supposed to be faithful - he’s the one that is breaking a promise.
This girl owes no loyalty to reader tbh (I mean, we can talk about sisterhood/basic human decency and stuff, but like in reality, I see her as a free agent)
So yeah, trash move to go after a guy that’s already in a relationship, but it takes two to tango right?
Idk… if I had a partner that cheated on me I wouldn’t be mad at the third party lol bc like, my former partner is the one that betrayed my trust, not some rando🤷♀️
Also why is he here? Does he not know this is the club his fiancée went to? The heck kind of shitty future sheriff is he? Like, I can excuse fictional police corruption, but I cannot excuse fictional police incompetence. (irl I can excuse neither and I’m actually allergic to pork so stay the heck away from me cops🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️) If u are a villain, u gotta being ur A game buddy.
“I don’t pick up prostitutes.”
So is prostitution legal here? Like, if that’s what he thinks she is… is he not going to be like hey ur arrested for soliciting or whatever?
(In Canada it’s actually like this… prostitution itself is not illegal, but purchasing services from a sex worker is lol. It’s this dumb “compromise” they made so the government can say “we are progressive! we aren’t making sex work illegal!” And at the same time it might as well be illegal if Johns can’t legally hire anyone😓)
“Where are you going?”
Ok ya. This dude would not be able to solve a crime if it happened right in front of his face tbh.
You fucking more than that whore, who knows your fucking engaged? What a twat, but you are the one in the damn relationship.
Ok wait so maybe my opinion is not unpopular??? Poppy laying down the truth here. PREACH🙌
I shouldn’t have done it. It was wrong, but I don’t cheat on her. I just…I was weak, and…”
Dude… say it, say the thing…. IT WAS JUST MY BODY THAT CHEATED!!! MY MIND DIDN’T 😂😂😂
“I would think that Poppy was getting a ticket
A ticket for what tho??? Unless u can get tickets for non-traffic related violations?
Not to humblebrag, but I have actually been arrested twice for petty stuff - not petty like, unimportant issues (greenpeace let’s goooo) but petty like, in terms of the classification of the “crime” haha. Anyway both times I didn’t get a ticket I got a warrant to appear in court.
Hope that you wouldn’t let his manipulation not get to you.
omg double negatives always trip me up I need help😓 like, do they cancel each other out like fractions or???
Ok “not get to you ” = u remain unaffected ?
this means she hopes that reader… doesn’t let his… lmao the struggle rn 😖😖😖
She hopes reader does not remain unaffected by his manipulation?? So… she hopes reader is affected… as in it affects reader enough to make her break off the engagement? 🥺
If you chose to stay with him, she couldn’t support the marriage. You deserved so much more than this idiot was offering you.
Yo, I’m actually conflicted here 😕 like, how do u differentiate brown “supporting the marriage” and “supporting the person”???
I guess…u say u disagree with their decision but u will be there for them to talk or whatever???
But hypothetically, let’s say reader decides to try and make it work, like they get married and go to therapy - the works.
If Poppy doesn’t support the marriage would she be in favour of the therapy or…?
Bc on one hand, if u don’t want to support the marriage u would be like, “honey this isn’t going to work no amount of couch time will fix it but u do u I guess”
But if she wanted to support reader shouldn’t she be like, “good on u for trying??? I’m cheering for y’all to make it work??”
(Lol @ me not knowing what “being supportive” entails. 😭)
The only difference was it was the woman that was cheating, and on a good man
Oooooooh is she getting a little Ashlee Simpson autobiographical here? Did something happen in her family? 😯
Poppy could find ten men that were worth more than Cole in this one horse town,
Dang, the man to horse ratio in this town is abysmal. Probably one of the lowest in the state tbh. Whoever is running for sheriff should like, address this issue for sure.
And if it was up to her, she would see Cole’s relationship with you go up in flames. Would love to get you out of here, and free from this town. There was more out there, and better people. All she could do was hope.
Low key hoping this is like a less toxic version of the Peach/Beck dynamic in “You” season one where they are best gal pals but Peach actually has heart eyes for Beck and that’s why she hates all the dudes Beck dates.
15 min later while I’m editing this comment… shit they are cousins nvm 😅
Oh ya here is the playlist I ended up making.
The best part is that I think I created a new genre of music: Countronica 😎
And yes I started writing this comment at 1:04 and it is currently 7pm but I took breaks and watched soccer in between ok.
A Little at a Time, Part 2
Summary: Cole goes to far, and someone catches him…
Pairings: Cole Turner X Reader
Rating: explicit
Warnings: language, fingering, groping, non con, manipulation, coercion, gaslighting, cheating, 18+ ONLY
Word Count: 3.2K
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Depending on how many trout alumni make the show this year my bank account is gonna fucking suffer
#like tip? probably will!#given how many players left in free agency mikey might also!#bas probably wont but whos to say#nic also probably wont what with the knights having 70000 dmen#but whos to say!! hes a great offensive defenseman and im sure hed do alright eventually#probably needs a year w the wolves tho#and god yeah what abt sean#and stef#well stef wont im sure#id be.... shocked if he made the leafs#anyway yeah sean might#but i would....rather not own a rags jersey...#and alex#alex fucking better make it or buffalo and i are throwing h a n d s#iggy and mo are fine im sure. they gucci. la wont have them yet#and if edmo even thinks about taking ryan from me so soon the whole ass city is done for#thanks for coming to my ted talk#shut up nater
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As an astrology bitch that has everyones charts; My HC on Severen's big 6 in his birth chart.
(Please don't be like THAT'S NOT HOW I AM AND I HAVE A LEO MOON! bc your chart is a recipe and those signs are ingredients. Chocolate and marshmallows together are going to be different than say marshmallows and yams. So a Leo Moon with a Capricorn sun is different than someone with a Gemini Sun and Leo Moon...Okay? Okay!)
Taurus Rising
Partially since Bill is a Taurus Sun and you can tell. They have the wide chiseled jaw, wider bodies and faces, thicker necks, wide shoulders that kind of taper as opposed to Sagittarius that have sharper angles, I cannot stress this enough; *puppy dog eyes* and prominent cheekbones that come with a Taurus Rising or Sun but especially Rising. No idea what Bill's Ascendant is but if it's Taurus it wouldn't surprise me bc even tho the sun and moon help contribute to appearance and demeanor; the Ascendant is key...And combined with the obvious Taurus physical traits, Severen gives off idgaf intimidating Earth vibes when he's not talking. Just look at him in the camper when Caleb was asleep. Fire Risings are warm, Water Risings are reserved but sweet in disposition, Air Signs are friendly but not as warm as Fire Signs, Earth Rising signs are quiet and aloof. He just gives that vibe when he's (rarely) not talking.
Leo Sun
Confidence out the roof. The Sun is what we strive to be/our essence. He's Proud, Bold, Confident, takes up space and does not care who likes it. They love playing more than Leo Moons too in my experience. This sign really shines in the Sun placement. They walk in and command a room. While a Leo Moon is more interpersonal and warm with close friends, a Leo sun is THERE. Severen is cracking jokes with anyone, making grand gestures and kicking the door down to let everyone know he's arrived. Look how he entered that bar and loudly insulted everyone; that is the most Leo Sun thing I've ever seen especially if he has a Fire Moon.
Aries Moon
Your sun is like your ideas and your being while the moon is your emotions and reactions. Aries Suns are confident but they're content being still, working on goals and are fine being alone more often. An Aries Moon is wild, LOUD, uncontrollable, stubborn, craves social interaction, rebels just for the sake of it. SEVEREN, SEVEREN, SEVEREN. Someone described an Aries Sun as a trained soldier vs an Aries Moon being an Outlaw in the Wild West and that sums it up perfectly! I will NOT budge on him being an Aries Moon. NEVER.
Sagittarius Mercury
Goofiest mfers. They are funny af! But sometimes funny in a mean way that's 'damn bro' bc that's so fucking mean. No filter...None whatsoever that rubs some ppl the wrong way. Some would describe it as immature and at times. Will probably tell everyone your secrets. I'm js. They just blurt shit out without thinking and that includes what you tell them in confidence. Honest to a default when it comes to opinions on things even if it's tactless. Great story tellers too. How energetic Severen is when he speaks, how he likes to rehash old stories like the Chicago fire, him telling the joke about Buffalo Bill in the bar out of no where, his extremely blunt nature. He is a Sagittarius Mercury that's made even funnier and more entertaining by his Aries Moon and Leo Sun. Very go big or go home energy with everything they do.
Aries Mars
Mars is your passions. He is hot tempered, impulsive, takes action right away, has hardly any fear even from the sun despite it hurting him, they like shit said straight away no diplomacy or beating around the bush. Hot tempered but just as easy to forgive and forget bc they get it all out in the open the minute they're pissed off. He wanted to rip Caleb apart, and the night after that, gave him his spur for doing a good job the night before. Water under the bridge! Then wanted to rip him apart again bc of him betraying them. But I can guarantee you if Homer wouldn't have wanted Sarah, Caleb would have came back, returned the spur as a sign of respect and Jesse allowed it; he'd get over it just as quickly if not sooner than everyone else unlike say...Homer who sits there and holds grudges. Severen could care less about holding grudges....And Sex? Primal, rough, loves a challenge, spontaneous. They can flip from being madly in lust to bored very easily but when he's in lust with you? DAMN that man wants you BAD. Expect to be shoved against a wall the minute you spark something in him. The most instinctively sexual placement. Like, they are all about the dirty animalistic side of sex...Did I mention they tend to have a corruption kink and love bratty subs for the challenge? SEVEREN.
Scorpio Venus
This may be surprising but as a Scorpio Venus, I know another Scorpio Venus when I see one. We don't trust ppl easily, we don't open up easily but when we do like you? OMG. We are extremely protective, possesive and loyal to you and depending on the other placements it can be jealous and obsessive as well. It is one of the most loyal signs in Venus but also the most toxic. You can tell he doesn't accept newcomers easily, look how he was with Caleb. And the ones he does accept and care about; he'll put his life on the line for them without a second thought. In Near Dark, he is constantly putting himself in the crossfire for his Clan. He'd be the same way with a S/O. It would take him a VERY long time to romantically trust a partner. Sex? Sure. That's the Mars sign. But telling them his secrets and being exclusive? It's gonna take a while as a Scorpio Venus. KINGS AND QUEENS OF SLOW BURN LMFAO. We also don't hyperfocus on relationships (As we see with him in the movie. He doesnt have a partner and doesn't seem to care) bc either we're all in or we're all out. We expect the same of a partner; either you are in love and passionate towards us or we're moving on. With him having an Aries Mars, he either ignores you or love bombs you for sure. It wouldn't shock me if you tell him a secret about yourself or open up to him and he is falling for you hard...I'm not saying your secrets safe with him but he would appreciate the gesture.
We tend to think Venus is only romantic relationships but that's not true. It's your love language and how you are in ALL relationships. Family, friends, lovers etc. It's also your sense of style (And some say what you want in a female partner but I don't focus on male vs female aspects in astrology like that. I think Venus is what you look for in any partner. Period.) Speaking of style. We like black, leather, lace alternative style. What Severen wears is my ideal style for a man as a Scorpio Venus and I tend to wear alternative styles as well. I hate to say this but if Im JUST STARTING to like a guy that dresses in alt clothing and I see him change into a Hawaiian polo shirt or urban style I get the ick 😭 I feel so bad but we are so attracted to alternative looks and ppl and I can GUARANTEE Severen is the same way. If he saw an alternative woman (Or man or nonbinary he gives bi vibes) walk by him he'd be checking her out and making a move for something other than feeding... But like I said, romantically it'll take some time to gain that trust and passion he has. But when you do? Think Gomez and Morticia. Dark, passionate, protectivly possesive, obsessed and enraptured with each other. Severen wouldn't be able to keep his hands off a partner and would want to be apart of their life in every way he can. 🖤
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Day 11: Opposites Attract (MONSTA X: Lee Minhyuk)
I have filled my minhyuk quota for this month jk, but i didn't really foresee posting another minhyuk fic so soon. this is way simpler tho than the last one tho, and more of a slice of life kinda fic. it has no plot whatsoever and i really hope it doesn't bore you guys. today's prompt from this list is:
Day 11: Soulmates
and i decided on minhyuk because he seems like the pickiest member of mx to me, like he's very vocal about his preferences and i thought it would be fun to give him a soulmate who likes things that he hates, like chicken and cucumbers.
PAIRING: Lee Minhyuk x reader. GENRE: fic, fluff. WARNINGS: none. WORD COUNT: 978.
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You set down delivery bags from two different food places on your coffee table, pushing the microwaveable rice off to the side. Minhyuk is rummaging in the kitchen for eating implements, making loud clanking noises as he looks for the plates and utensils.
“Babe,” his disembodied voice calls. “Where do you put those tiny plates again?”
“Second drawer under the sink,” you answer, taking the boxes out of the plastic bags and opening them to check which box has what. The one with the buffalo chicken is for you, and the dish with spicy samgyupsal is for Minhyuk. “Have you already forgotten what my kitchen looks like after just two weeks of not visiting?”
You hear him scoff. “I mean, it’s not how I would arrange my kitchen, but fiiiine.” He rounds the corner with a bottle of cola tucked under an arm, two plates under the other, and glasses holding the utensils in his hands. He kneels down beside you and sets everything down, opening the soda with a loud pffssst before fully sitting on the floor with an excited sigh.
You pour the soda into your glasses as Minhyuk opens the rice, dumping the contents onto your respective plates. The teamwork is seamless, practiced throughout months of eating together and getting used to how the other prepares their meal.
It’s almost funny how the universe decided to put you two together, seeing as you virtually have nothing in common. You’re even absolutely sure that, if not for the soulmate tie, you two would have never met. It was pure coincidence that brought you to that concert and left you to banter with each other for the rest of your lives, having debates on the best movies or who’s more valid—Minhyuk for refusing to eat chicken or you hating all kinds of seafood?
After your eyes met at one of MONSTA X’s concerts and the tattoo almost searing itself into your skin, you both had The Talk, huddled in the corner of the cafe at the hotel the group was staying at. The game of 20 Questions remains one of the most awkward conversations of your life.
Your opinion on cucumbers?
Oh, god, I hate them.
Seriously?
Yeah, the texture is so weird!
But I love cucumbers?
Eeehhh???
Even pickles?
Even and especially pickles.
Oh my god, and you’re supposed to be my soulmate?
I’m just as confused as you.
Right now, the two of you eat peacefully, eyes glancing at the TV playing Pacific Rim, which neither of you has seen, but is somehow within the few genres you both like. The lore gets you hooked, and Minhyuk is a sucker for character design of the jaegers and kaijus. Eventually you both get stuffed and just watch the movie with rapt attention while clutching your drinks, holding your breaths as the underwater combat scene continues, and then breathing a loud sigh when Raleigh opens his eyes and he and Mako hug.
You immediately discuss the movie as the credits starts rolling, talking excitedly about the ingenuity of drift compatibility and the color grading of the downtown Hong Kong scenes, while cleaning up the boxes and plates.
Minhyuk arranges the utensils and plates, while you take the boxes into the kitchen to put them in leftover containers. The easy conversation continues as Minhyuk washes the dishes and you put the leftovers in the fridge.
“Maybe I should get a tattoo of that kaiju that looks like a snake,” he suddenly says, and you whip your head to look at him.
“What? No, at least get a tattoo of the jaeger instead of the kaiju,” you reply, folding the takeout boxes to fit into the trash bin.
“But the kaiju designs are so cool, and it would match my whale!” Minhyuk pushes a blob of the citrus hand soap by the faucet and furiously scrubs.
“Where would you even put it, though? On your back?” you ask, also washing up beside him. “Are you going for like, a full back tattoo or something?”
He looks at you, face almost offended at your suggestion. “What? No, I was just thinking of a tiny one, maybe just the head. Don’t know where I’d want it to go yet, though.” He turns the faucet back on and you take turns rinsing, shaking off the water at the same time.
There’s a whole box of oranges your mom sent you from the country and the blond crouches over it, smelling the butt of each one he picks until he finds the sweetest in the bunch. He peels it then and there, taking a tentative bite of a wedge before shoving the whole slice in his mouth. You smile at him as he chews, finding his demeanor cute, like a puppy.
“Are you staying tonight?” you ask, leaning on the edge of the sink.
Your soulmate thinks for a moment, then nods his head decisively. “Yeah, if you’re okay with it,” he replies through a mouthful of orange.
You shrug. “It’s fine,” you say, pushing off the sink to crouch beside him at the box of oranges. You don’t take a bite of Minhyuk’s orange, since you know he prefers them sweet, instead hunting for a tougher and more tart one. “You gotta shower first, though. You still kinda smell like you spilled all of Hyunwoo-oppa’s colognes all over you.”
“Hey,” he nudges your arm with his elbow. “In my defense, I did spill a couple on myself, but that was because both bottles were really big and I overestimated my arm strength.” He pops another wedge into his mouth.
You laugh as you peel your orange. “No kidding? Now you really have to shower, I’m not getting in bed with you unless you do.”
“Fine, fine,” he concedes, setting aside the peels and looking for another sweet one. “After one more orange.”
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NHL FANTASY CUP ROUND 2
Here is the compilation post for all of the round 2 results, I hope you enjoyed and the next round will be posted ASAP! (and I actually mean ASAP this time)
If you want to join in, it’s not too late! Here’s the link to sign up for the taglist! If I am unable to tag you or you haven't been getting these, please do send me a message with your new user.
I’ve tried to keep my favourite responses short, purely because this post would be way too long. I appreciate all the reasoning given though!!!
Boston Bruins VS Vegas Golden Knights
(4 - 3)
Out of 17 votes the Bruins received 9 and the Golden Knights received 8.
Winner: Boston Bruins
My opinion: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YALL HAVE MANAGED TO GIVE THE LOSER A HIGHER SCORE SO I HAD TO CHANGE IT TO MATCH THE VOTES
My favourite responses:
“Chris Evans breaks swords with his biddies.”
“After time travelling thru the middle ages they finally get Knighted which gives them the ego boost needed to best the bruins.”
“I'd say that Ransom!Knives Out might have some hockey knowledge since he's a privileged white boy from New England.”
Los Angeles Kings VS New York Rangers
(2 - 3)
Out of 17 votes the Kings received 4 and the Rangers received 13.
Winner: New York Rangers
My opinion: I don’t have one besides fuck the Burger King jersey.
My favourite responses:
“BURGER KING JERSEY!”
“Prince William is a lizard.”
“William’s receding hairline recedes so far that the flash of the paparazzi cameras shining off his nearly bald head is so blinding that anyone on the ice near him is stunned (attack points: 10)”
“HOW DID THIS MANAGE TO STILL BE RACISTS VS. RACISTS?!”
Ottawa Senators VS Carolina Hurricanes
(2 - 3)
Out of 17 votes the Senators received 6 and the Hurricanes received 11.
Winner: Carolina Hurricanes
My opinion: Oddly enough I don't have one.
My favourite responses:
“Alarms are scary but less scary than white men in suits yelling at you. Talk about no thanks.”
“Personalized hurricanes just about sum up the last year.”
Buffalo Sabres VS Montreal Canadiens
(2 - 3)
Out of 17 votes the Sabres received 6 and the Canadiens received 11.
Winner: Montreal Canadiens
My opinion: The Sabres can't catch a break even in fantasy land huh? I also don’t know what the French says, I gave up on learning it lmao
My favourite responses:
“I just really fucking love hummus.”
“Baise les épées. ils ne sont pas à la hauteur de ces baiseurs Français.”
“It's doubtful the Sabres will ever win another game again.”
Calgary Flames VS San Jose Sharks
(3 - 2)
Out of 17 votes the Flames received 11 and the Sharks received 6.
Winner: Calgary Flames
My opinion:
My favourite responses:
“The Flames will take inspiration from Sidney Crocsby.”
“Matthew Tkachuk somehow falls in the water and Coach Sutter rescues him by executing a perfect pike dive and punching the approaching hammerhead in the nose.”
“They’ve been working with Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lavagirl.”
“Like Gary Bettman always says, ‘The flamethrowers have always been our enemy.’”
“They corral some of the local cows and try to ride them in the water. One of the refs quits during the second period and a mic catches him saying he isn't paid enough for this.” ... “Eventually the sharks (animals) start eating the cows and everyone calls it a day.”
Colorado Avalanche VS Vancouver Canucks
(4 - 3)
Out of 17 votes the Avalanche received 11 and the Canucks received 6.
Winner: Colorado Avalanche
My opinion: I swear I’m not making up these numbers, you guys have been divided the exact same amount!!! I’m losing it at the Colorado Assalanche omfg
My favourite responses:
“They’d all be too busy monologuing about MacKinnon’s ass to actually play.”
“Jake Virtanen looks with interest onto the twerking action.”
“The shake of the ass vibrates the ice hard enough that the puck slides into the opposing net and the Colorado Assalanche booty becomes the most powerful.”
“Following the game, several Canucks join a local theater group in the off season, with at least one abandoning pro hockey altogether in lieu of following his new dream of winning a Tony.”
Arizona Coyotes VS Philadelphia Flyers
(2 - 5)
Out of 17 votes the Coyotes received 3 and the Flyers received 14.
Winner: Philadelphia Flyers
My opinion: To the person who apologised to me after dissing the Flyers for their ‘embarrassing loss to the Rangers’, don't apologise. I have become void of emotion towards my team.
My favourite responses:
“This literally just turned into an ep of Looney Tunes somehow but we always gotta take Gritty over Wile E Coyote.”
“G R I T T Y and they would all look SO GOOD in cheerleader costumes.”
"Gritty can do what he wants, everyone knows that.”
Nashville Predators VS Florida Panthers
(2 - 3)
Out of 17 votes the Predators received 6 and the Panthers received 11.
Winner: Florida Panthers
My opinion: I wanted the Preds to win but your opinions are valid. Doesn't mean i’m not upset tho :(
My favourite responses:
“Juuse Saros made 41 saves against the Panthers tonight and he WOULD FUCKING DO IT AGAIN”
“Florida men don’t fear pregnant women.”
“Fear the Floridian man.”
“One of the Preds goes into labor during intermission which sets off two others throughout the second period like in a bad medical drama.”
The updated bracket:
Tagging:
@scheifefe @ifiwasshawnmendesidslapmyself @d00dlebob @bricksatlandyswindow @churchofrileytanev @moritzseider @itsjuliak5 @blvejackets @calgarycanuck @marc-andrefleury @kempe @bowenbyram @andrei-svech @itschellybear @lorrmorr @tkachuk-yeah @berrybreadd @museinmind @pizzarandomness @rosieberg18 @youngbeezersmixtape @klutchnetsov @crosbeezinthetrap @chaos-hockey @connormcdavo @holymysticjellyfish @timmy-schallers @stockyardsyndrome @hockey-more-like @hockey-is-my-love-language @all-eyezzz-on-me @iwantahockeyhimbo @theonlytorontomapleleaf @sweetlittlegingy @toplinetommy @grenawitka
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Gossip Girl, EP. 4 Reaction & Review
Finally, I've gathered all of my thoughts for ep. 4! I had this really cool extra post to the intro and had more thoughts but then I lost the entire thing so I had to re-write the entire post SO, yeah, this is all I have for this part. Also, if anyone has those bts photos please let me know, i’m looking for the ones that have the audience reacting to max’s dick pick from the fashion show, aki biting his lip. please send.
ADULTS:
Kate & CO: JAIL JAIL JAIL. We had that one teacher being turned on by incest and ruining kids lives. DO BETTER IN JAIL. I'll say tho, the male teacher makes a better gossip girl, he doesn't feel bad and is enjoying it. Kate could never.
Rafa: JAIL. JAIL. JAIL. JAIL. JAIL. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. I hate that they showed us this man having common sense. This man, pushing Max away sexually but understanding that he needs serious help. I hate that they just didn't have them flirting and show us him saying no, I'm so upset. I'm even more upset that I fell for him being the character to subvert the trope. I can only blame myself but blame HBO as well. I also hate the comments saying it's okay or well, the show needs scandal and spice. They could've been photographed together in normal clothes, just standing next to each other. Max could lie to GG. There are a bunch of ways these could become an IC scandal without having them cross the line. If you support this, you need help.
OUR KIDS:
Max: My boy needs therapy, lots of it. Maybe rehab. On one hand, he's being taken advantage of because he's clearly going through something and more than just his dads and he has been for a while. His escapism is dangerous and anyone would be able to prey on that. On the other hand, I need someone to beat his ass. His lines to Rafa about money and career were punch worthy and out-right willing to lie about Rafa doing something to him, even just to press Rafa's buttons. He needs help, he needs to be taught boundaries, he needs a lot. And why were the only two people concerned for his week-long disappearance Aki and Audrey, the whole squad should've had the guns out, friends since childhood, sure.
Obie: My boy, I get that you didn't like where you saw Zoya headed. I get that in some aspects you were right about her being a little too involved and suspecting Julien. That being said, she was having real problems and troubles and needed support. Do better. Obie still isn't the worst character on the show and many of them are SOOOO much worse. He doesn't deserve the all of the smoke he's been getting when their are better people for it.
Monet & Luna: I hate them as people and love them as characters that move the plot. I guess I could see how they thought the fuck school thing was horrible (and Julien too since she planned on showing Obie). The directors cut, I don't think they thought it'd ruin Zoya, they're just fucking cruel and found it funny. Let's box. Also, why are ya'll so pressed over this CHILD. Like get over it, find a real up-coming social media star.
Aki & Audrey: My good sis, you brought a gay man to make Aki jealous. I'm sick, it was fucking funny. Her comments at first were off the wall, I wish the writers would've done something else but a lot of woman don't see it as normal so I sort of get it. I'm glad she came around by the end. And Aki...he was a little spicy this episode, my boy was ready to pop off a bit AND I AM HERE FOR IT. My dude said, 'I don't regret kissing him' I was THROWN. Aki being with Audrey helps me like her more because she's a bitch that's still ready to gun for a now 15 year old girl but her and Aki's relationship is cute. They could break up and be fine which is great, I love that their relationship is really more than just dating and the friendship is strong. I'm here for it.
Zoya: It's just bad writing but my head canon is trauma. Trauma from her moms death death, trauma from the past and current bullying that caused her lash out. I felt like this was her breaking point (so far) and anything gossip girl related as always came around to Julien. If she trusted Julien more, she wouldn't have thought of her as the person causing her issue's but she doesn't trust her. They were civil but even at the end of ep 2. Her 'hell yeah' to Julien about bonding was too dry, too dry. I think a big part of her just doesn't trust Julien and she'll always think the worse because she's seen mostly the worse. And that video, horrible, I'd hate everything about my birthday too after that and even before. Her emotions during the scene and the talk with Julien, ouch. And while I'm happy that Zoya found herself in the end, YES GIRL POP OFF. THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. THIS IS THE FLAVOR. I WAS WAITING FOR THIS AND I WANT MORE. I DEMAND MORE. I SEE A SPARK OF A BITCH, LET HER OUT GO, GO ALISON DELAOTRUINES ON THESE BITCHES.
Julien: Once again, I love Julien as a character, I know she's supposed to be struggling and for that, It's fun to watch her BUT. Julien could never be on my team, she's too wishy-washy. That is my issue, she's too, just...flip-floppy with no substance. Like, when she does things wrong, they're expected to be forgiven / are forgiven without true reflection or anything on her part. She fucks up, she see's its wrong and then she says sorry and goes on it does it again. This episode was just the worst example, like, the moment she heard buffalo, she was ready to send in a tip. Instead of just doing the party normally and being best because she's hear, she sends the video to Monet. She believes Luna and Monet (Monet talking about her throne being taken when Zoya isn't even an influencer) and she eats it up. They were the ones who did the dick pick thing, like girl, THINK. And why does she never get the full plan, why would she not watch the video or why is she so shocked that Luna and Monet would play something like that? She knows them. Friends since childhood? Sure. Using your moms name to make the party about charity? SIS, THE FEUD IS NOT WORTH IT. She says she wants to be sisters but then she switches up so fast and the witches up again, it's whip-last and I'm sick. I hate that she's doing this to her and I hate even more that's is the writers fault. I don't mind a character having personal conflict but make it a conflict. Like after four episodes, why is she still friends with her sisters bullies? At the end of the episode, she says she's gonna tell them to lay down their weapons, NO, shut it down. correct them. make it clear and make it known. I love my girl because she's flawed but I wish they'd linger on things and have her really think about it. I was fine with the i'm sorry speech up until the camera part.
Other random thoughts
fuck the rafa max thing again, i'm not over, i will never be over it
evan mock isn't the best but he does give me face at times, his 'wtf stare', little sly looks, the 'wtf' moment when audrey first asked him if he was gay like 'this bitch' also, give him more annoyed, irritated scenes, he gives in those
have julien go full nice or full evil for a while, pick a side and stick with it for more than one episode
i wish zoya was a bitch at her old school but i'm fine with this too, it explains why she was so reactionary when it came to the bullying at constance, not again!
i wish we could've seen julien talk with davis after that stunt
nick and davis, KISS, the ride scene was 100%
don't talk about obie so soon
i like that she chose to be with julien for the night, it was cute
emily makes these faces that i can't get with
eli brown is a good actor, that shot of him during the traumatic reveal
i will say, zobie might be boring but when they talk, they talk, their communication is p good, i don't hate it
i’d be here for obie x aki bc they’re friends, they got chemistry, aki was giving look lil up and downs this episode, aki was giving a lot of looks this ep, honestly, idk i just don’t want him heart broken
aki menzies is still my comfort character
i couldn't take rafa serious with his ass out,
whitney's acting in that talk scene, perfect, my girl had me in tears because DAMN
jordan is pretty good but in that scene, go girl, give me nothing
fuck max and rafa
max lied about his dads or at least one, AT LEAST one, i don't think they'd do that, he saw his in and took it
aki and aud, just have that open relationship, ya'll will make it, the way he tucked into her, it was so sweet
davi and nick secret relationship plot
jail for all of the teachers, once again
the hallway scene was great, the cinematography is been clutch overall
music wasn't as jarring
that's about it! i have more thoughts on the show overall that might be another post, they have a lot of amazing ideas but they need to stick with one and flush it out is the overall gist, i'm still into it!
can't wait for five bc i love the angst that's about to hit.
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Day 6 - Mask
(Warnings: Alcohol drinking (consensual tho))
Dean almost cursed his brother for dragging him into this Halloween party just to abandon him ten minutes later for the pleasure of Jessica Moore’s company. Even though they’d been married for two years, those two were still disappearing to go get laid somewhere and Dean really didn’t want to be around when that happened. It wasn’t for him, thank you. And really, a Halloween party? He was over 30 and he didn’t even know that adults were still celebrating this kind of thing like any other Saturday night.
But he was apparently wrong considering the crowded dance floor of that theme bar. Everyone had played along, zombies moving their bodies among vampires, witches and werewolves. Some had opted for more classic costumes such as the nurse near the bar or the clown close of the toilet and from whom Sam would surely stay away. As for the DJ, he was on stage in his pirate disguise, giving the microphone to the beatboxer alien from time to time. The atmosphere was still friendly and it’s not like Dean had anything else to do with his October 31st evening, but he didn’t particularly want to meet anyone tonight.
His Batman costume didn’t seem to be as popular as he would have liked and the only girl who had noticed him all night long — a kind of giant pumpkin stained with blood, nothing very appetizing really — had mixed him up with "this guy from Avengers". Yet his mask was proudly on his face, his eyes surrounded with black make-up, and his cape flew according to his movements as his ears pointed towards the sky. Dean spent $50 on that suit and it wasn’t to be mocked by an uncultivated pumpkin.
Leaning against the bar isolated from the dance floor, Dean sighed, grateful to have at least some alcohol to comfort himself with. He had decided to swallow a few more drinks before going back to his apartment to watch TV when, suddenly, someone came to pull him out of his morose thoughts by bumping into him.
"Oh, really sorry." A low male voice apologized. "I should have looked around before I came down here."
Dean turned his surprised gaze to a man wearing a pretty convincing cowboy suit. Though judging by the wide headscarf on his eyes, he certainly personified an outlaw, a bee pin as a sheriff’s badge. Dean raised his eyebrows, moving to make room for the stranger.
"No harm done." He replied with a casual smile, tightening his grip around his shot of Alabama Slammer.
The cowboy came to take the place next to him before ordering as well, his blue penetrative gaze back on Dean.
"Very successful, the Batman." He said, obviously open to make conversation.
The stranger glanced at him for a moment, from top to bottom, and Dean could not restrain a feeling of pride taking hold of him. He smiled more while turning completely towards his new companion.
"Finally, someone with actual knowledge in this bar!" Dean exclaimed with amusement. "I swear, the next person who calls me 'Captain America' gets hit".
"What, someone dared to make that comparison?" The cowboy marveled in a laugh.
"Oh, you have no idea what I’ve heard." Dean lamented before drinking his shot further, savoring it more than the previous ones. He focused his attention on the cowboy and arched an eyebrow. "Your costume is really cool too, a true rodeo pro with that."
Another clear laugh escaped from the stranger’s mouth, surpassing the music that resonated further on the dance floor. The cowboy’s order finally arrived to him as he answered.
"Me, I don’t know. But William Brooks was certainly a fine gunfighter, that’s right." He replied before dipping his lips in his glass of pure vodka.
Dean eye’s widened, his smile growing bigger and bigger. There were so few people who knew that name, it couldn’t be a coincidence. Of course, for a huge fan of old western movies, the comparison was obvious, but he had to be sure.
"William Brooks as…?"
"Buffalo Bill, exactly."
Dean uttered an exclamation of joy.
"Awesome! Buffalo Bill is one of the best outlaws of his time, his adventures are amazing!" He said as he looked into the cowboy’s blue eyes.
"I know, he is my favorite mercenary!" This one replied in an equally cheerful tone.
Dean felt his night was suddenly changing. Maybe if the cowboy stayed here and talked to him, he might consider staying longer and enjoying the party.
"Dean" He said, raising his glass to the cowboy.
"Castiel." He replied with an easy smile.
They clinked their glasses before swallowing them bottoms up. Finally, without either of them really realizing it, hours —and the shots— flew at an incredible speed. What Dean thought was another tasteless evening turned out to be a very good time as he and Castiel talked. Sam and Jessica even came to him around 1:00 in the morning to tell him that they were going back home and Dean had just said goodbye to them before returning to his exciting conversation with Castiel about the best horror movies. Castiel, to tell the truth, seemed rather cowardly, but he listened to each of his words with particular attention which did not fail to warm Dean’s heart.
Neither of them particularly wanted to dance, happy with their own part of the bar and the distant music as the place gradually emptied. Around 1:30, however, their harmony was disrupted by a third person who was obviously already well drunk. Without being invited, a man in his forties, dressed in a chicken costume, came to interfere in their conversation with a lot of hearty laughter and inappropriate remarks, clearly hitting on Castiel while royally ignoring Dean yet less than a meter away from him.
When the man asked Castiel for his number for at least the sixth time of the evening, he rolled his eyes. Despite all the more or less subtle refusals from Castiel, the man did not seem to get the message and the good mood of the cowboy was gradually flying away as the stranger became touchier. Dean had held himself back until now, not wanting to make a scene and risk embarrassing Castiel, but when the stranger passed a hand stinking of cigarettes around his friend’s shoulder and that Castiel flinched, he decided that it was going too far.
Dean grabbed the stranger’s arm and push him away from Castiel, the man stumbling before catching himself at the bar.
"Hey, man. Get lost. I won’t tell you twice." Dean growled while standing in front of Castiel.
"Wow, easy pal!" The stranger replied, raising his hands in front of him, frowning. "It’s just a fra… fri-friendly discussion here."
It was more than obvious that the alcohol had reached what was left of his brain. Dean did not move an inch.
"Why don’t you go make friends somewhere else, pal?" Dean said in an icy voice. "Get out of here."
Eventually, the man grumbled, but walked away without further ado. Dean turned back to Castiel who raised an eyebrow in his direction. Dean pinched his lips. Great, did he just ruin his chances with him just because he wasn’t able to contain his emotions? Well done Winchester.
"Okay, so it’s not just a costume, is it? You’re a real caped crusader." Castiel finally joked with a happy smile on his face.
Dean relaxed and laughed with him, returning to his place near the bar.
"That’s it, keep laughing. Somebody had to save you from that ambush cowboy." Dean replied, returning to his empty glass.
"Save me, eh? Who says I wasn’t ready to draw at all times?" Castiel pouted.
Dean rolled his eyes.
"No offense, but you could barely aim straight with all the vodka you’ve been drinking." He teases softly, smiling at Castiel.
"Mmh, point for you." He mumbled.
And Dean couldn’t have put it better. Castiel did not stop at this drink and Dean was truly impressed that his friend had not yet vomited the contents of his stomach on his shoes. On the contrary, Castiel seemed to be a happy drunk and, although his words were increasingly incoherent, he also became more tactile. Dean didn’t mind, laughing at his friend’s behavior. He couldn’t really blame him for overstepping his bounds, even a skilled party boy like Dean was sometimes fooled by alcohol.
However, around 3:00 in the morning, the bar began to kick out the last customers and Dean found himself with a drunken Castiel completely slumped against him on a bench in the streets of Chicago.
"And it was just crazy because… because his dog wasn’t even white, you know? And then…
"Cas?" Dean gently cut him off, with a small smile on his face. "I think it’s time to go home. Do you live around?"
Castiel pouted. Dean could not help but think that, even when being completely drunk, Castiel was no less pleasant and attractive. The headscarf had still not left his eyes, blocking his face and hiding it from Dean’s curious gaze. Only two orbs of a brilliant blue continued to stare at him with an absent look, almost swallowed by the black of the pupil.
"… Mmh, maybe?" Castiel mumbled before slumping a bit more against Dean, sleepy.
Dean raised an eyebrow, looking around for his car.
"Okay… Okay, I’ll walk you out, right? What’s your address?"
Once again, Castiel grumbled before shrugging and stared at the pavement with intensity, as if it was whispering all his secrets to him. Dean bit his lip and swore inwardly. It was out of the question for him to leave Castiel alone outside in such a state or to take the risk of calling him a taxi.
"Well, come here buddy."
Dean grabbed Castiel by the waist and guided him to the end of the street. The journey to his car was not easy, but in the end he managed to put his companion in the passenger seat before taking the wheel. Fortunately, the alcohol had already somewhat faded in his system but he took the time to drive slowly. Dean glanced uneasily at Castiel from time to time, now leaning against the window and observing the landscape in silence. He had become mute, which gave Dean time to think.
What the hell was he doing? Driving a completely drunk stranger home was like the beginning of a very bad situation. Was it considered kidnapping? Dean nervously licked his lips after another look at Castiel. They didn’t know each other that well yet, and the last thing Dean wanted was to scare his friend.
But at a closer look, he had no other choice. Castiel was unable to take care of himself at the moment and it was not an option for Dean to take the risk of putting him in danger. What if he ran into the other jerk at the bar and took him home? No, Dean didn’t want to think about it. At least he had a warm bed and painkillers waiting for him at home.
When they reached their destination, Castiel was even more apathetic than when he left the bar. He kept mumbling anecdotes that Dean was supposed to understand as he was helping him up the three floors to his apartment.
A bunch of encouragement and much patience later, Dean finally closed the door of his home behind them. Castiel immediately took an interest in his AC/DC key ring for a minute before looking around. He seemed to frown under his mask.
"Pepper?" He suddenly called.
Dean frowned too. Was Castiel looking for someone? Dean lost some of the color on his face. Was it his girlfriend? His wife?
"Who is Pepper?" He asked without being able to help himself.
Castiel seemed confused for a moment before shrugging and mumbling.
"Goldfish."
This time, Dean really had to hold back a laugh at the stupidity of the situation.
"Okay, well, I’m sure Pepper is doing just fine. Now you’re going to go wash up and go to sleep." Dean sighed by dragging him further into his apartment, shaking his head.
When they arrived in the bathroom, it was more than obvious that Castiel was equally incapable of doing anything without help. Dean sat patiently on the edge of the tub while his friend stared at him with fascination, complimenting every little detail with a slurred voice. Finally, Dean knelt before him and began to take off his boots. Castiel did not protest, so Dean did the same with his socks, his long black leather coat, his belt, his gloves, his hat and everything else until the cowboy was only in jeans and shirt in front of him.
However, the headscarf was still in place and Dean hesitated before removing it. The piece of fabric was large and covered at least the entire upper part of Castiel’s face, hiding what he perceived to be prominent cheekbones to go with his square jaw. He swallowed. Castiel was simply focusing on an invisible spot near Dean’s ear when he finally decided to untie the knot behind Castiel’s face to remove the mask.
If Dean had believed that Castiel’s eyes were mesmerizing until then, it was nothing compared to the irresistible portrait that had just appeared before him. Dean held his breath for a moment while he allowed himself to admire each piece of skin offered to his sight, Castiel totally oblivious of the red appearing on the cheeks of his host.
He didn’t know after how long he was able to get out of this state —"No kidding, stop looking at people like that, Dean, you’re gonna scare him" he told himself— but he managed to get rid of the costume and make-up in turn before escorting Castiel to his room.
His friend was now more than silent, letting himself be pushed around when Dean laid him out among the blankets. The effect was almost immediate: barely wedged in his pillows, Castiel closed his eyes and his face relaxed. He fell asleep a few seconds later after turning to his side. Dean smiled softly, unable to prevent this urge of tenderness from growing in his chest at this sight. As a precaution, he decided to leave an empty basin and painkillers on the bedside table before letting Castiel sleep.
He’d take the couch tonight.
* * *
Dean awoke to the sweet sound of someone puking his guts out in the bathroom. He sighed. He had not had enough sleep to his liking and the filtering light in his living room kept coming to attack his eyes. Aware that he could not go back to sleep anyway, he decided to go and check on his guest. Dean more or less effectively dragged himself to the barely opened door of his bathroom before gently knocking against the wood.
"…Cas?" He called out in a hoarse voice. "Is everything okay?"
The bathroom became silent a moment after his words before a barely human grunt resounded. Dean sympathized with him.
"I know." He replied gently. "The towels are in the right cupboard if you want to take a shower. And, uh, I should have clean toothbrushes in the first drawer. Take your time."
Another grunt, this time softer, rose again from the bathroom and Dean closed the door before moving on to the kitchen. Ten minutes later, he heard the shower turn on.
When Castiel was finally able to appear in the kitchen with a slightly more presentable face, though still sick, Dean had already had time to prepare the coffee and a pancake batter.
"Morning sunshine." Dean joked, glancing behind him and trying not to look at his friend again for hours." Was yesterday’s rodeo a little too much for you?"
Castiel stared at him with wide eyes before coughing. Dean turned around, raising an eyebrow.
"I, uh… Hello." A silence. Dean smiled kindly as Castiel looked everywhere but in his direction. "Okay, this is going to be really awkward, but, uh... did we… you know?"
Dean adopted a confused expression before blushing until the roots of the hairs, mortified. He really had to learn to choose his words more carefully if he wanted to stop finding himself in these kinds of awkward situations.
"No!" He hastened to rectify. "No, by rodeo I meant... Well… You drank a lot yesterday and I didn’t know where you lived, so I drove you here. The only thing that happened was you calling for your goldfish." Dean let out a little laugh. "But you slept in the bed and I slept on the couch. My sore back is proof."
Castiel seemed to relax a little before finally getting closer. He still seemed a bit embarrassed, probably because of everything he had imposed on Dean the night before, but at least his shy smile had come back to illuminate his face.
"Thank you. I would have hated not to remember that if we had spent the night together." He replied by looking up at him, and Dean could already say that it was not really a joke.
"Oh." That was the only intelligent answer he could come up with.
All this had the talent of relaxing the atmosphere while Dean served a large cup of coffee to Castiel, throwing him soft glances from time to time. His friend took the cup between his fingers before blowing gently on the surface of his coffee.
"I don’t know how to thank you." Castiel said as Dean went back to his pancakes. "If I invite you next time, do you think you can forget all the embarrassing things I probably did yesterday?"
Dean felt a pleasant sensation in his chest as a fine smile bloomed on his face. Castiel seemed almost in the right place in his kitchen, drinking coffee as if it was the most natural thing to do in the world. He nodded slowly, feeling his zygomatic pulling his lips up.
"Yee-haw cowboy." Dean huffed.
Castiel shook his head, amused, while Dean was simply delighted to learn that there would be a next time.
"On one condition though." He quickly added.
"Yes?" Castiel asked, curious.
"Undisguised this time."
And just like that, this wonderful laugh was back, filling the room with a light and warm atmosphere.
"Deal."
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I would like to hear.. your silence of the lambs series opinions......
series as in, the new clarice tv show that's out? haven't watched it yet. series as in, those old movies that feature anthony hopkins as hannibal lecter? surely!
fair warning, i probably dont have anything new to say that hasnt been said before, considering these are all long since classics, and my thoughts might be a little disjointed.
it's difficult to sum up opinions about it on the whole, since the movie quality honestly varies so wildly, and as i recall basically every single movie had a different director lol. also like, there's definitely a reason silence of the lambs stood out as The hannibal movie that got talked about and went into The Annals Of Film History n' all that. there's something about jodie foster's performance that's particularly electric(though that could be nostalgia talking, i suppose)
the opportunities she had, as an actress, to really show emotion on her face, like the claustrophobic close-ups we got were really intimate and interesting, added to the sense we were getting into her head. that HANNIBAL was getting into her head. i've already used the word intimate, but really, the long drawn out conversations/monologues between her and hannibal are just that-- intimate. you have to have stellar performances to pull off that much dialogue, and shots that intensely focused, where a face takes up so much of the screen. but it works! because hopkins and foster are fantastic actors, and jonathen demme is a good director.
there's a reason a lot of people didn't like the switch to julianne moore, and i would say it isnt entirely moore's fault. ridley scott, for one, is simply a different director with different ideas of shot composition, which changes how the character feels pretty drastically when the style so heavily informed your feelings for her. but also, in general, the film just kind of approaches clarice from a different angle, which is pretty bumpy territory to go into on the tail of switching your lead actress. not only is moore just really different from foster, but we've gone from this kind of invasive intimacy with hannibal probing her in confined spaces, to her being on the chase. in particular what sticks out to me is a chase sequence where she's trying to find hannibal in a crowded mall.(i think it was a mall?? its been a minute since i last watched the film haha) despite how the crowd might lead to a sense of claustrophobia, these are wide open shots with lots of spinning and movement, no time for introspective face journies. it's a chase in a totally different sense than before, and that i think is major difference in tone. which isn't to say it's a bad choice, or a loss, or that it's worse, just that it's fundamentally very different material that moore was given fo work with. of course her performance differed from fosters!
i still think jodie foster did it better, but some folks were too hard on julianne moore. if anything, hold beef with the writers and new director for pivoting tonally(although, dont do that either, i think it was an interesting shift. the scene with her and hannibal, where hannibal fries up that dude's brain was SO GOOD, i loved loved loved the return to a twisted sense of intimacy for that scene, and a few others, and that sense of return wouldn't have hit the same were the whole movie to follow the same tone as demme's work.)
also quick sidebar, when i watched hannibal(the movie from 2001) i was BLOWN AWAY by realizing, in retrospect, just how absolutely perfectly micheal pitt nailed the role of mason verger in hannibal(the tv show). vocally, he sounded almost identicle to the og performance, WHAT!!! major props, i love micheal pitt. so cool
manhunter 1987 or whatever year it came out is garbage and we dont talk about it. it was physically painful to watch. my poor mother made us stop watching hannibal movies for the rest of the day because it literally put her in physical pain. it's so 80s i want to vomit. do not recommend.
red dragon was pretty good, and if you entered the series of films armed only with knowledge of hannibal nbc, gave some really fascinating context to some of the events therein. edward norton's performance was fine-- didn't blow my mind, but i do love to watch him on screen. anthony hopkins' portrayal of a free hannibal, on the run, who still can't help but taunt the police and stick his nose into investigations was shockingly compelling, despite how much of a cliche trope that's become in recent years. can't say i recall anything interesting to say about the directing, but it certainly doesnt hold the same intimacy of the previous films-- but then again, we've lost the intimate character of clarice, swapping her out for graham(who simply isnt as close, or interesting, or compelling, when he isnt on nbc and shaking like a wet chihuahua)
hannibal rising, the last film in the series, was very very very bad. BUT, unlike manhunter 198whatever, it managed to be fun about it! lots of very goofy deaths and things to make you roll your eyes, stupid character motivations and odd acting choices. but it seems aware, on some level, that it's the last and the silliest of the entries into this particular film series, which earns it some good will. whether or not its worth a watch comes down to how much you're willing to consume everything with the name hannibal on it, and whether you can abide by a hannibal that isnt played by sir anthony hopkins.
OK. ok. we're getting to the end of my thoughts here, kids. i prommy.
it's also, despite every single part of it that i enjoy and that brings me joy, almost unforgivably racist and transphobic. the weird exotification and obsession with asia(and japan in particular), especially when none of those elements felt important or relevant to the story was consistently shocking, and consistently present in essentially every single hannibal movie, ESPECIALLY ones that dealt with his childhood. it didn't ever feel like a natural part of the story, where they happened include people from another culture or anything, it felt like the author's fetish. i never truly understood how these reoccuring themes and symbols were meant to tie in with the rest of the story, even after an entire film set in the past, showiing hannibal's childhood and how he came to live with a japanese woman. it was weird! it was uncomfortable! it was bad! even hannibal nbc couldnt make it not weird. i'd love a hannibal movie with a japanese person in it who WASNT treated really, really, really weird. but i dont think i will ever get that.
and like. wrt transphobia-- do i even need to say it? buffalo bill's been talked to death. we all know the issue there.
if a japanese person, or a trans woman, came to me and said "shawn, everyone says its a classic, but i cant bring myself to watch [insert hannibal movie here]" i would not blame them. it isnt the whole movie, but its enough to feel real bad, scoob.
its not enough to make me fall out of love with silence of the lambs, or hate hannibal(the film, god thats a confusing name), or even hate the film series, but its something that deserves tl be talked about. i've heard lots of discussion on the transphobia, but basically none on the racism, which is a real shame. sometimes it feels like no one else even noticed it, and it really leaves me floundering, because its like-- its RIGHT THERE and its so weird and bad. thomas harris, what the fuck
OKAY I THINK THATS ALL MY THOUGHTS FOR NOW?????? i could maybe come up with more, *shrugs*, but i'd need more time at least.
summary:: very problematic, and not because he eats people. but overall some of the films are fantastic, and silence of the lambs does hold a special place in my heart. and even if i didnt like it nearly as much, i'll defend hannibal(the film with julianne moore) till im blue in the face, because even if it didnt quite capture lightening in a bottle it still brought some interesting things to the table. decent enough movie series with enough variation in film tone and quality to make watching them all in a row enjoyable, because it keeps things from getting stale. (could probably have done with SOME consistency tho, lol, they were really flying by the seat of their pants. they had hopkins and that was IT, only thing that carried over from production to production lol)
#im exaggerating wrt that last line abt hopkins#they couldve had other people in the staff that worked on multiple films in the series#i havent looked THAT much into it
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