#he pays the bills

[thirstyvampyr]

oh we broke up again

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

[hansoeii]

it’s okay, babygirl.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Raise your hand if you and your husband had a long discussion about not needing to do renovations to your kitchen every time you’re bored and you both agree that it’s too soon to get new cabinets only for him to get new cabinets anyways. Raise your hand if you’ve ever done that?

Steve: Oh ho ho, Daddy Warbucks, why don’t you tell everybody that your cheap ass has so much money that you didn’t even notice thirty thousand dollars come out of your bank account?

Eddie: You spent thirty thousand dollars on cabinets?

Steve: No…. I spent twenty thousand.

Eddie, accepting facts: When did you even have them installed?

Steve: When your ‘long weekend in Los Angeles’ turned into two weeks

Eddie:

Eddie: Call me daddy again

Steve: No

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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[wylanslcve]

This genre of Freddy Carter smiling like a proud little kid after filming the most gut-wrenching scenes in the entire show.

[halfagone]

A best-seller 'rags to riches to prison shackles' autobiography written by a woman in her late sixties, who was finally exonerated for the murder of her late, wealthy husband after 20 years in Blackgate prison, is getting a limited-series adaption. One of the most anticipated scenes is a exchange from early on in the book, in which the author describes a private, emotional conversation she shared with a young Bruce Wayne, where she recounts details about the passing of her son.

Countless fans try to theorize who will be casted as a younger Bruce Wayne. Some think it should be Damian Wayne, but many point out that he's too young for the role. Others think it should be Tim Drake, who would be at the right age to play it. However, as CEO, he doesn't exactly have an open schedule, and they haven't heard him disappearing for filming all those months ago. Other people think Bruce Wayne himself should play the role, using deep-fake technology to make him appear younger.

In the end, their questions go unanswered until the first trailer airs online for the limited series. It previews the very first glimpse of a young Bruce Wayne, played by previously unknown 'Danny Fenton', and the internet-

Loses its fucking mind.

(Bruce might just be getting a new son from this after all.)

[somanywips]

After Sanji gets more comfortable with himself and starts wearing dresses and skirts and all sorts of clothes, Zoro just goes "this is free real estate". His hands are somehow Always up Sanji's skirts, sometimes he's not even doing anything, his hand is just there resting on Sanji's upper thigh or ass, other times, because he's also a pervert and a freak, Zoro just puts his hands Inside Sanji's underwear, that either leads to a fight or a good time (most times it's both, because they're both freaks and fighting is foreplay for them.), Zoro is a big fan of the mini skirts, makes his life easier, all he needs to do is bend the cook over the nearest surface and boom he's got a whole feast right there. He starts drinking less so he can buy Sanji more mini skirts and mini dresses and sometimes even lingerie when he's feeling like tempting fate a little. Sanji starts wearing more skirts and short shorts simply because seeing Zoro get so riled up over his legs is hilarious

(it's worse when they're older cause Sanji's always wearing skirts and little dresses and everyone kinda thirsts over his legs so Zoro makes it his mission to make it Very Clear that the cook is indeed very married thank you)

[respectthepetty]

Wut and Sol said they could give Joe some money out of kindness, and Joe could pay them back whenever.

Ming said he would give Joe whatever he wanted in exchange for Joe's body because Ming is selfish.

Joe taking Ming's deal is the most relatable moment I've had with Joe because I, too, would pick the devil I already know. Mixing finances with friends is always dicey, and he would still owe them. With Ming, it's business and he doesn't have to worry about ruining a friendship. He can hate Ming, but as long as Ming runs him his money, he'll continue to do his job because this is just another stand-in job.

Joe is really saying "sex work is work"

And I respect that.

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

Heartslabyul

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

Savanaclaw

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

Octavinelle

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

Scarabia

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

Pomefiore

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

Ignihyde

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

Diasomnia

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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[glassclownz]

Baby bill public execution 🗣️

[llilychen]

aemond thinking no one wants to help him but he doesn’t know that tyland joined a pirate polycule for his sake 🙏💞💋

[maize-is-lost]

Started playing Undertale Yellow. I'm charging this man for all the boulder induced brain damage he's caused Clover.

[studio-of-woof]

I don’t know, don’t ask, I thought it was a cute idea.

Say hi to the Amazing Digital Pets, they all have fleas.

[shotmrmiller]

sd!simon has to move into bs!reader’s place (or vice versa) because termites or plumbing or whatever and then it just… gets kinda permanent? he performs some magic with the landlord to make sure the rent is paid and the leases are settled and reader doesn’t realise until someone new moves into the empty flat

he doesn't give a reason, just has a trash bag full of his clothes in one hand and his kid's backpack that's an obnoxious color full of her stuff in the other as he pushes past you and makes himself comfortable.

can't even give him a sarcastic, "do you mind?" because he just says naw go 'head, pet, i don't.

bro.

[silentreigns]

1 year contract with no job security? Is this not what happened to Valtteri before he went to Alfa Romeo? You can build the team up to win 7 championships but the second they "want to go in a different direction" they will kick you to the curb