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oh we broke up again
#*jerk off hand gesture*#i told him ''we're not even friends''#we dont even hang out or do shit together#sometimes i go weeks without saying more than a few words out loud i just listen to him complain all day#i just cook and clean#do his paperwork#he pays the bills#im a fucking bang maid#watching a loving relationship on my screen is making me wish i had someone i could laugh with#i havent been kissed in years because he doesnt know how to and it's awkward as hell everytime i try to teach him#i should just kms i cant live like this any more#cant have her enjoy one thing once in a while you know gotta ruin it every which way
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other
like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)
and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)
I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#moshang#bingqiu#blorbo#cumplane#ily shang qinghua 💞#he could have been a B tier sugar baby#instead of pimping himself out he'd pimp out his writing lol#not that he wouldn't mind 👀#for his Shen-gege♡#or maybe his Shen-didi would be funnier#shen yuan would be oblivious to the homoeroticism ofc#“why does everyone think we're fucking?” he would ask#while also paying for Shang Qinghua's bills#and living together#and loudly arguing over sex acts in public#and making out every time they get drunk#and and and#shen yuan: professional kissing the homie goodnight-er#just bros being bros
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This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#william afton#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#seeing fnaf 2 movie has been fully confirmed#I’ve been thinking about scenes in the next film again#and I just wonder how that first mike and Vanessa scene will go…#like I would not blame Mike for a second of he did something like this#he has bills to pay and an Abby to feed!#Williams last fuck you truly was dying without paying Mike#like I know he exploded but still#hope you get well soon Vanessa 🩵🩵 now open your purse
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Bee being one of the first cogless miners take, my beloved-
#its so much funnier if he's one of the oldest#older than Optimus and Megatron#and most of the other ex-miners#do you understand#Bee is just a little guy he's so silly and he pays his bills#not his taxes though he cant do taxes#bee definitely commited tax fraud#also its funny to imagine Jazz's reaction#transformers#transformers one#transformers fanart#b 127#tf jazz#tf bumblebee#someone please join me on this headcannon I beg
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it’s okay, babygirl.
#who's gonna pay my therapy bills#this show ruins me over and over again every week why am i even doing this to myself#but ahhhh joel loves her so much!!!!#thats his kid!!!!#and he was so afraid of caring for her but he can't hide it any longer#UGH#the last of us#the last of us fanart#tlou hbo#tlou fanart#pedro pascal#bella ramsey#joel and ellie#my art
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andor and mando s1 are different beasts in many ways, i dont compare them often, but they do/did both have one key asset star wars should never have abandoned: a regular working class guy everyone wants to fuck real bad
#ive talked about it in the discord b4 but din as a character to me is nothing without his janky ship and struggle to pay the bills#when they took away his fuck ass house and made him fight for mandalore (??) and be Important and shit thats when mando becomes unwatchable#andor miles above the best of mando bc it has better instincts than that...even when cassian is inspiring slave revolts he stays scruffy#andor#star wars
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Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Raise your hand if you and your husband had a long discussion about not needing to do renovations to your kitchen every time you’re bored and you both agree that it’s too soon to get new cabinets only for him to get new cabinets anyways. Raise your hand if you’ve ever done that?
Steve: Oh ho ho, Daddy Warbucks, why don’t you tell everybody that your cheap ass has so much money that you didn’t even notice thirty thousand dollars come out of your bank account?
Eddie: You spent thirty thousand dollars on cabinets?
Steve: No…. I spent twenty thousand.
Eddie, accepting facts: When did you even have them installed?
Steve: When your ‘long weekend in Los Angeles’ turned into two weeks
Eddie:
Eddie: Call me daddy again
Steve: No
#Eddie does not look at his bank statement. He never has and he never will#Steve pays their bills#Steve was one of those kids that collected commemorative coins (his dad’s hobby) so Eddie just assumed he’s good with finances#Steve’s just like: Do you want to live in a house or home Eddie??#Steve: A home has nice cabinets#Eddie: … a home#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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Welcome to the Restraint! (Restaurant)
Imagine Danny runs to Gotham and starts squatting in an abandoned old building in Crime Alley. Slowly putting some ecto into the place to claim it as his haunt (while recovering from the sudden loss of his old one). And he does the normal stuff to survive. Finds some odd jobs, often as a messenger, and is just surviving. Another thing he does is make his own food. It’s cheaper than takeout and he’s gotten pretty good at cooking (out of necessity instead of eating sentient hotdogs). Then he ends up accidentally taking in some street kids. Or more like they follow him home. He can’t just turn them away so he makes a meal for them and lets them stay the night then sends them on their way. And then it happens again. And again. And ok, so maybe he saved a girl from getting molested. And that older guy from getting his only good blanket stolen. And sure, maybe letting that poor pizza delivery guy rant was unnecessary but he looked like he was having a bad day ok? Pretty sure that kid with the scar is a meta too but…he needed a place to stay a few nights alright? It’s not like any of them stay permanently. Danny’s started picking up a few more odd jobs to pay for all the extra food he’s had to buy. Always keeping his place stocked. At least he doesn’t have to pay for water and a fridge, he just makes some ice (or melts it). Sure the water is cold, but it’s probbaly the cleanest water in Gotham. And then some of the people start paying. Like…actually paying in exchange for food. Not sure if it’s because of guilt or pity but Danny won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. And with all the money, he hasn’t had to take as many dangerous jobs. Soon, his little abandoned apartment became what’s essentially the closest thing to a legitimate restaurant in Crime Alley.
It didn’t look normal. The chairs and tables were more like old couches and stools pulled up to coffee tables and cabinets turned on their side. Although with the bulling becoming more like Danny’s haunt, the walls naturally started repairing themselves so at least it didn’t look like it was gonna collapse anymore. And ok…so Danny might have rescued a few feral kids who…weirdly have gold eyes. And possibly stopped a meta trafficking ring on accident. And look, these people didn’t have anywhere to go! And the apartment did have empty rooms. It was already known as a place someone could crash for the night (last winter the entire place was cramped with people. Danny had to break up multiple fights but they usually calmed down when he got there.)
One benefit from controlling a haunt is controlling the temperature inside so it was one of the only buildings with ‘heat’. But back to his…strays. So yeah…most didn’t seem like they could rejoin society…so he let them stay. And…they kind of became employees? Impromptu bodyguards? (Some of the golden eyed people almost felt like he was rangling feral ghosts again.) they came in all ages. A few kids, lots of teens, and a few adults. Same with the metas he rescued. They mostly helped deliver food to costumers. They even got a phone line working and could take orders. (Although the new…employees…also got more protective whenever a fight broke out.) With all the extra money he’s been getting he was even able to afford some medical supplies. A lot of his customers(?) came in injured and he tried his best to patch them up but now he could do more than tie some ripped clothing around the wound and use ice to numb it. He’s got bandages. And pain killers. Plus other medical stuff. He can even give someone stickers now! All that experience as an injured vigilante was paying off. Even Villains and goons start attending this place. The place was unofficially designated as one of the Alley’s ‘safe zones’ where no fighting takes place inside (the body guards make sure of it.) the metas and Talons are getting an identity for themselves, the street kids even get a job and a hideout, random people can go there for help or to pass messages, this place provides food, shelter, and medical care. No one wants it going down.
So yeah, welcome to the restaurant!
(I’m debating whether I want this to be the weirdest restaurant/safe place/truce area in the alley, or whether I want Danny to accidentally become a crime lord. Possibly both.)
Also, this place is called the Restraint because I keep misspelling Restaurant and I think Danny would do the same so the name stuck. (Or one of the kids spelled it when making a sign or passing around messages to spread the word of this safe place.)
So anyways, to add some angst, after Danny adopts a bunch of crime alley kids/villains they find out about Danny’s powers and that he’s a ghost, only they don’t know about Halfas so they think Danny is fully dead and this super kind guy who has been the only person to ever treat them like people…died. He died likely a long time ago and there’s nothing any of them can do to change that.
(And if the GIW dare to come into the alley, they better be prepared for the entire place to turn on them.)
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#Kizzer55555 ideas#I kinda like the idea of Danny also being able to cure joker venom#So like what could happen is a recent attack caused some people he knew to get infected#they came into the Restraint laughing while tears trailed down their face and they were gasping like they couldn’t breathe.#Danny can immediatly tell something’s wrong and can practically see their veins glowing green.#They had enough joker venom that it should be perminant but Danny uses his powers.#What he does is concentrate and phase shift them and ONLY them. Letting the venom fall through and splatter the ground with a hiss.#It’s the first time anyone has seen Danny use powers but everyone unanimously agrees never to mention it.#Of course. There are many people people who might then bring their loved ones to Danny. Hoping he could help.#You would be surprised how many kids are in the alley because their parents were gassed with joker venom#and the foster system wouldn’t take them. Or people who lost their jobs to pay for medical bills for loved ones.#So then an alley guy brings his gassed sister in. She had been in the hospital for 2 years now and he knows it’s a long shot.#But he has to try.#It’s harder than the fresh venom since the drug had been more absorbed into the girl. Danny has to really focus and it takes longer#But bit by bit he manages to separate the joker venom and her laughing soon turns to sobbing as her mouth stops smiling.#When he’s done the brother and sister are both crying. The girl is malnourished because it’s hard to eat while laughing but she’ll be ok.#Soon all the alley people start bringing in loved ones. It’s very subtle because there’s NO WAY they are exposing Danny’s abilities.#However people start noticing that joker victims have started to disappear from hospitals.#Danny is covered in scars from vigilantism.#He may or may not have vivisection scars.#Whether it was from phantom and he just escaped before revealing his identity or bad reveal is up to you.
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This genre of Freddy Carter smiling like a proud little kid after filming the most gut-wrenching scenes in the entire show.
#he's laughing at our pain#he knows what he did#mr carter I hope you know that you're paying my therapy bills#he's so pretty though#look at his little kazzle dazzle smile#six of crows#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#shadow and bone#shadow and bone season two#shadow and bone season three#six of crows spin off#kaz brekker#freddy carter#inej ghafa#amita suman#jesper fahey#kit young#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks#jack wolfe#nina zenik#danielle galligan#matthias helvar#calahan skogman#sab cast
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Like I get why everyone portrays Bill as a theatrical conman and pathetic but like. He's also canonically incredibly intelligent at least in mathematics and physics (also like, history and all the knowledge he knows???). He helps Ford with the portal schematics and is shown to correct Ford's equations when he's working with Ford. He's legitimately extremely intelligent, and like sure he's a liar and a cheat and a partier so he doesn't fall into the classic 'stereotype' of studious nerdy and intelligent characters like Ford, which is why I think it's not explored in fanon... But that doesn't erase the fact that he's incredibly intelligent!!! Anyways this is my plug to beg people to explore that part of Bill in fan creations since I think that would be cool...
#like bill is literally a pinata of wealth of information#bill cipher#billford#hugin rambles#hugin rambles gf#gravity falls#if your like is he emotionally intelligent- both yes and no. it all gets cancelled out by his denial.#also makes me laugh cause i know a bunch of grad students that are exactly like that too. big partiers but also work hard#extremely nerdy but down to fucking PARTY#also like bill dumping lore stuff so ford pays attention to him anyone?
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Okay so I'm doing research for my SH Fic and...
Some of the Paget drawings go hard and oddly terrifying. Case in point. This.
This is from the Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb.
#sherlock holmes#acd holmes#acd canon#acd watson#the adventure of the Engineer's thumb#granada sherlock#granada watson#sidney paget#He had bills to pay or something bc DANG
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It Follows au but the terrifying entity is just Ghost refusing to leave your house after a hookup.
#starts slamming doors like he pays bills and grousing about the food you eat#everywhere you go he follows#you try passing him off to someone else and find their head in your fridge instead :/
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i don't remember if i made a post about this here BUUTTT heyyy heeeyy hiii
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#a mans gotta do what he gotta do to feed his cat and pay bills yknow#and repair his car because ITS NEVER ENDING BTW#commissions are open#open commissions#art commisions
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Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react
Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..
Heartslabyul
*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*
Savanaclaw
*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*
Octavinelle
*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*
Scarabia
*JOYOUS SOBBING*
Pomefiore
*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*
Ignihyde
*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO
Diasomnia
*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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#i will not be explaining further#bonus sebek is ripping his shirt off in agony like a bad roman empire drama#Yuu is way more trouble than theyre worth#crowley is just happy he doesnt have to keep paying Ramshackle's electric bill#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland headcannon#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#incorrect twisted wonderland#heartslabyul#savanaclaw#octavinelle#scarabia#pomefiore#ignihyde#diasomnia#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#malleus draconia#rook hunt#twst x reader#disney twst#character imagines#twisted wonderland x yuu
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