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respectthepetty · 6 months ago

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Wut and Sol said they could give Joe some money out of kindness, and Joe could pay them back whenever.

Ming said he would give Joe whatever he wanted in exchange for Joe's body because Ming is selfish.

Joe taking Ming's deal is the most relatable moment I've had with Joe because I, too, would pick the devil I already know. Mixing finances with friends is always dicey, and he would still owe them. With Ming, it's business and he doesn't have to worry about ruining a friendship. He can hate Ming, but as long as Ming runs him his money, he'll continue to do his job because this is just another stand-in job.

Joe is really saying "sex work is work"

And I respect that.

#my stand in #my stand in the series #I ain't mad at Joe #I would've picked Ming too #but I would've set some boundaries #like I'll stay at his place #but you ain't about to tell me who I can speak to sir #If Ming wants exclusivity then make him pay more #AND KISSES COST EXTRA!#This isn't Pretty Woman #you need to hit Ming with an itemized list like you are a hospital billing system #if he wants to push you that should cost extra too #that five million is the base price #if he wants add-ons and an expansion pack then he has the money to pay for them

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remyfire · 8 months ago

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#sorry i just love him and i love that they packed so much fucking character in a three-second segment #we know sam has resided in california which is very interesting if he was there during wwii #the question is did he just live in the bay area or did he actually attend uc berkeley for any reason #was he TEACHING at uc berkeley and this was one of his students #i love that he has close relationships with people there who were little when he knew them but have grown up now #and i love that he doesn't even flinch when using yiddish which suggests to me that he was in some form or fashion #involved in or rubbed shoulders comfortably with the jewish community there #also that he just fucking showed up with a salami as what like a gift to the co for inviting him?#sam i want five million episodes with you in them #you fascinate me and i also want to write five million fics with you in the center of them #trapper john mcintyre #sam pak #m*a*s*h #deal me out #s2e13 #mashposting #mashblogging

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yeehaww-sims · 16 days ago

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Hi I love them your honour. Picks them up and runs away.

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somereaderinblue · 8 months ago

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Deadmeat Rem AU

We've seen Twin Swap AUs & recently, I've thrown my own hat (re: Purple Hyacinth AU) into the loop. However, upon rereading @lost-technology's Survivor's Guilt fic & going through our dms, I propose a more unorthodox role swap prompt:

AU where Vash & Rem swap places.

Vash is a Plant engineer who became a SEEDS navigator after losing Alex (he can be Vash's bf or relative in this AU). He's there when Tesla is born & has to live on after her (murder) death (which was his fault, he should've been better, should've done more, fought harder, they were gifted an angel & they slaughtered her). He's the goofy dad who's there through the twin's formative years, desperately trying to be better because he knows his best isn't & never will be enough.

And okay, I'm spitballing a bit here, but imagine: how would this impact Rem? The poignancy of her character comes from her role as much as her personality. In canon, she seemed to be an only child, so how would having Nai as an older brother affect her? How would she handle the Humanoid Typhoon's role? We, as the audience have only known canon!Rem through the 1 year Vash spent with her & snippets of her past, so how would her 150 year life span go?

Or if you want to shake things up further, maybe Nai & Tesla swap roles too. Maybe Nai is the one born first. A boy Plant who could produce metallic material, a weapon at worst & a tool at best. They name him Knives so no one forgets that & Vash nicknames him Nai to say 'no, I do NOT agree with that!'.

Thus, Tesla (maybe with electricity powers??) is the one who decides to end humanity because god forbid women commit crimes /j. Is this is also lowkey inspired by @shelternmberone's Roleswap AU? Yes. GIVE US MORE VILLAIN TESLA AUS!

If you want to go another mile: maybe Luida & Brad take Meryl & Milly/Roberto's places as Ship 3's residents & investigative reporters/insurance agents respectively.

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, the sky's the limit rlly, which is the whole point of AUs like this.

#trigun #trigun au #role swap au #deadmeat rem au #rem saverem #vash the stampede #millions knives #tesla #trimax #trigun stampede #my brain thought of this au & i took the time to write abt it instead of my report-#and hey if we're going with name symbolism again maybe vash named her rem bcz he believes she represents dreams #vash's dreams for peace maybe even tesla's dream of being able to properly live #and how dreams at the end of the day are fickle & rarely ever come true #but humanity keeps having them anyways #meanwhile vash bitterly wonders if his name reflects humanity's herd mentality & his own powerlessness #but he's also the one who introduces the concept of a 'pack' (family) to the twins #also imagine rem in a badass blue coat #(which gives her ammunition to roast legato BLUEsummers)#maybe in this au the accident that killed alex also resulted in vash still getting his prosthetic #would rem also get one or an eyepatch like PH tesla & SG rem? if tesla is knives here would she give rem lichtenberg scars?#up to you

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jiauro · 1 year ago

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We are soooo back

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gorillaxyz · 19 days ago

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there are... well. there are a lot of things i want to say. but i cant. not here. but i will say this: WHY DOES LARRY HAVE LEG HAIR AND NOT HIM.

#txt #jesus christ his shoulders i LOVE cartoon characters i LOVE anime men ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️and their funnyyyy proportions WHY DOES LARRY HA #is that a 6 pack idek #HE WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS PUT IN THE EFFORT TO ACHIEVE THAT #phoenixs tummy is soooo cute though haha hi ☺️#i also really like his poseSQUATTIIIIIIING is crazy #also like how he cant rest his feet flat when he does it .. neither can i beautiful #another random thing we have in common ;P #lecherous tongue #i love his handful of watermelon ☺️😚😚😚 very cute #his thighs look...#didnt i say i was only gonna say something abt his lack of hair 🤨#the steel samurai floatie is soooo cute i wonder if hes borrowing it from edgey or maya...#i choose to believe maya because thats so cute #phoenix #...#FAV #😚😚😚😚😚😚#compared to larrys skinny legs... phoenix😋😋😚😚😚😚😚😚😚 i liek it #HIS FLIP FLOPS ALSO YESSSSS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌#HALLELUJAH

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lebrookestore · 1 year ago

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oh girl what the fuck

#so....i have investigated to the best of my abilities and i am still thoroughly lost so thats that #but what?? literally so much transpired ok so firstly soobin flipped seunghan off with his toes like what....#SEUNGHAN WAS KICKED OUT OF RIIZE FOR SMOKING..... R U KIDDING ME LMFAO THATS SO?????#PLEASE he was doing normal dumb teenager things u should see the people in my college and literally every other college here #why do people drag any sort of celebrity for making normal human decisions #like yes it isn't good for you no shit it isn't but im sure he's mentally sane enough to know that #people who smoke are AWARE of the fact its not good for them trust me i have friends who are well aware #the consequences are on every single pack like they know #bro got kicked out for something literally millions of other people do like what kpoppies are insane and sm is stupid #secondly....i don't even know how to address the made in abyss scandal like it seems so messy what even #let me be so clear here if this allegations are true then i am absolutely disgusted and cannot even fathom what the fuck is happening #like woozi taeyong everyone what #but from what i have seen... and PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE THIS AS ME DEFENDING ANYONE I AM SIMPLY STATING WHAT I HAVE SEEN ON TWITTER DOT COM #the copy that taeyong had of that manga was the censored version #does this help no not really but i don't really know enough about this situation i will look into it as much as i can i just have no TIME #ive also seen that all of them have been cleared??? so thats also something we should take into consideration i suppose #and the manga/anime is advertised as gore/horror etc ofc this does not excuse its contents literally what the fuck is that author on #but i have to state how entirely hypocritical it is to judge someone based off the media they consume because i know damn well #that a lot of people consume very fucked up content like dark fiction is a thing have yall seen the ya novels nowadays #that does not make the person who consumes it condone it...bc its fiction #at the end of the day these are men i dont trust them as delusional as i may portray myself on this hellsite #also i saw a tweet ab someone on twitter saying bc taeyong reads beserk and that is also a manga with incredibly dark themes he must be #fucked up #firstly a lot of manga/anime have dark themes but thats not the point #a LOT of people around the world have read that manga (im literally not talking ab taeyong here i promise)#literally people i know have #they KNOW how fucked up it is they dont recommend it to anyone and literally say read it at your own risk its fucked up #it does not mean they directly condone the shit that goes on in the manga they have quite the opposite stance actually #(beserk is also the nunber 1 rated manga of all time i know this my ex doesn't shut up ab it and neither does one of my best friends)#anyway i dont know much about this yet so i will look into it more; had no idea what was happening until five mins ago but literally wtf ma

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happyk44 · 1 year ago

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Love the idea of Zelda studying Link like he's a little creature she found. Just imagining her admiring the new guards begin their training. She's a little lost because she thought there was supposed to be ten trainees this year, but she can only count nine.

Before she can call over their teacher though, Link comes sailing down from the sky and tackles his partner to the ground. Later she watches as he blows himself up on his own bomb by accident, but dashes through the fire he caused on the course anyway, and still come in first before all the others. During lunch he eats a pile of raw meat he packed for himself.

She is utterly fascinated by whatever is going on with this guy. She doesn't know what it is yet but she will figure it out.

#happy talks vidya games #legend of zelda #idk about you guys but my link is an adhd riddled creature who scales every wall he sees #and blocks with his face because i believe in charging head first for the monsters and im bad at dodging when im using two handed weapons #during one session she watches him wrestle one of the lizard things (lizaflos or smth like that) with his bare hands and no rubberized armo #she is watching him run around in circles and scaling walls in the middle of the night when he should be sleeping #she's making little notes about him. she has like thirteen journals about link's behaviour alone #he eats so many raw ingredients but is also somehow the best cook ever #his only response to why he doesn't pack more cooked meals for himself is that it takes too much time. then he goes and chases a deer.#i know nothing about botw lore btw lmaooo i played it a million years ago and have forgotten. also i got like. four memories. so. pft #happy talks loz

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closedrop · 1 year ago

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I didn’t think I would ever have a dream where I hugged the younger teen version of millions knives because I was fleeing from the evil scientists at my school yet here we are

Here’s what he looked like btw

#he’s actually a good hugger when he’s not trying to kill you or anybody else #he needs an ice pack though because that man is somehow unnaturally warm #idk must be a plant thing #help #gay #fuck you #aaaaa #uh #hmm #trigun #millions knives #knives trigun #knives tristamp #that dream was wild #someone tried to break into my house also

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ragazza-paradiso · 2 years ago

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one thing that bothers me is when you tell people you’re a fan of eurovision and they just shit on it to you immediately. like if someone told you they had any hobby, like they follow F1 or they like knitting or they go climbing or they’re a big fan of jazz music or whatever else, no one would just instantly shit on it to that person knowing that they enjoy it and it brings them joy. so why do people constantly do this to me?? i’m really tired of awkwardly laughing and going haha yeah. next time i’m just going to ask them what they’re into and tell them it’s stupid too and they’re an idiot for enjoying it.

#this post comes off so dramatic but honestly this is so annoying #had a conversation with a ‘friend’ or i should say someone i knew a few years ago and i hadn’t seen in ages #he immediately said ‘i don’t believe anyone watches eurovision unironically’ while he’s talking to someone he knows is a esc fan #like firstly 180 million people watched last year they can’t all be watching it as a joke lol #and secondly i get it if it’s not your thing but it doesn’t cost anything to be nice or just switch the subject #this with many other things is just making me feel completely out of touch with like 90% of people now #yesterday i was on a really packed bus and there was a group of like 5 or 6 teenagers and none of them sat on seats next to each other #so when the bus got packed they were all sat next to strangers instead of their friends #which is so bizarre but i don’t know what’s cool anymore i guess #completely unrelated but yeah so much stuff is anti social and just miserable these days or at least i notice it more now #and btw i’m not someone who brings up esc constantly i honestly don’t talk to anyone irl about it apart from my sister and mum

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caracello · 2 years ago

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im so used to fat or at least. Stocky boone that i see his model ingame and im like. whats going on here

#hes beinf my little pack brahmin rn bc i gotta gather a million scrap metal #<3 cutie #gush:{🦖}

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inavagrant-a · 2 years ago

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scaramouche: capitalism (indifferent) tetsuya: capitalism (derogatory)

#out.#awraxa he's not necessarily hoping to be #packed with mor a but i remember #how it's pretty much canon that the harbingers are filthy rich #and they always have cash #it never runs out so what is spending a couple of millions to them #he doesn't necessarily care about the money itself #what gets to him is in the rare instances where he dOES want to get something??#it is either very pricey or he can't afford it #tetsuya after a couple of commission: *scraps up 1500 mora*#tetsuya after bills: where did the 1000 go???#AWRAXA IT'S JUS T REALLY FUNNY TO PICTURE

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angelamontoo · 2 years ago

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Yknow something else I like about I'll give a million is how realistic all of the slaps, wacks and other violent impacts look in it, especially compared to hits in other films from around the time

It helps that its a very fast paced film, but even slowed down you can see how well Peter Lorre reacts in real time whenever someone strikes Louie

#ill give a million #louie the dope #you know i love tmf #but theres a reason many of the notes on any gif of sam punching joel are about how fake it looks #tbh I think in vintage films comedies generally have more realistic injuries than other films #like in a slapstick comedy where someone being hurt is the joke ofc the impact should sound and look as genuinely harsh as possible #but in a more action packed film where the audience is supposed to either want or want to be the cool macho protagonist #the injuries the protagonist inflicts are supposed to look like he doesnt struggle much to inflict them #so we knew what a big strong boy he is #although come to think of it #sometimes when the protag is the one being struck it looks somewhat genuinely impactful #even in tmf i feel like it actually looks fairly realistic when wilmer kicks spade in the head #or maybe i just like that bit idk

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minthara · 4 days ago

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I don't mean to be awful, but you are this incredible, hilarious, talented, wonderful person and seeing you hung up over this guy who...from everything I've seen in your posts...provides nothing...

I've followed you for a while. I've seen your intelligence and humour. You are, objectively, so wonderful. And this guy brings nothing.

The person who you choose should worship you as the goddess you are. They should laugh at your jokes and want to impress you daily. This guy? I get you have feelings for him, but maybe you should ask why someone so boring is worth the attention, when you are not just deserving, not just worthy, but my god, you SHOULD have more.

Someone you want as much as they want you.

This is so sweet you're not being awful at all. Thing is I p much post only the bad stuff you know, he really also has good sides that I don't mention here lmao he really was the only one who could match my freak.... which is partly also my problem, I'm so incredibly picky because I find most men so incredibly boring 💀💀💀 like yeah he made me feel awful but he's also the only one I could have an intelligent conversation with

#asks #anonymous #like we met on a trip where everyone I told about it was like 'damn I would never do that that's so adventurous'#the dude also just packed up and came and visited me with like 2 weeks notice #took me out to everything I wanted to do and paid for 50 euro uber rides....#u might think he provides nothing but dude makes half a million a year and #wants a wife and kids.... which no one here wants????

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marsbotz · 5 months ago

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slamming my fists against the floor like an animal thinkinh abt dadfario

#marlena isnt rlly innnn rog that much so grus home life seems sortof sanitised but likeeee even still gru says she wouldnt care abt him bein #kidnapped. and would actively pay them to keep him #so like even in jokes .. this is still bad #and yeah plus shes not around. she doent even notice gru is GONE for at least like a day. and only realises bc they get attacked by v6 #i did actually kinda change my mind abt wk dying. i think it works well enough even tho the moon stuff is a bit silly #also strange that its kinda ambiguous if he actually trains gru or not. we dont see him again after the funeral even tho they leave togethe #sure gru knows some fight moves but he cld also have learnt them from chow. who he DOES stay in contact with #ig my current idea is that he trains gru a littleeee on the downlow cus hes. supposed to be dead #but like hea old and got fucked by the fire sooooo. oops. goodbye granpa #idk how longgg. its kinda weird #seems gru partners w nefario IMMEDIATELY cus hes still packing up the shop.#maybeee actually its moreso. wk gives him some Sage Wisdom and then fucks off into hiding for a while until he dies #like retired. i guess that wld be nice seeing as his crew and henchmen both left him LOL #ANYYYYYWAYY. back to the topic at hand.#while u clddd say wk is a father figure to gru they dont rlly spend enough time together to rlly be like that. whereas nefario sees gru all #the way thru to adulthood #Yeahh… his dadddddd.#ignore me being mentally ill its just very cathartic to me imagining a little guyyy getting loved properly for the first time #and not treated as weird and listened to anddddd getting to do nice things togetger #mannn tho nefario was sooo chill and nice when he was young … makes me wonder what hsppened to make him LikeThat in the first film #coming from a guy who was on the brink of retiring from villainy. to then sacrifice grus happiness for a scheme #ig u cld say he saw it as better for gru in the long run. being able to earn back some respect from the villain community #and selfishly nefario himself #buttttt idk its too late for thst. im tiredddd #all i know is. nefario adopted one kid and one million yellow thangs. and life is so beautiful

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jtownraindancer · 2 months ago

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speaking of cake.. can we give a shoutout to buck’s s3 initial welcome back cake? 🍰

🔥🪓 ONE BUCK IS WORTH MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS!!! 🧑‍🚒🔥

he sure is. 🫠🫶💖

#the foreshadowing they pack into these episodes is fucking insane; i love them #screaming over the red icing in the middle that looks like blood #the caption on the cake irt to the fucking millions he turned down #the fact he thinks he wouldn't BE BUCK unless he was firefighting-#the placement of the axes- the fact they're barricading his helmet?#visuals visuals visuals-#...i am NOT writing more for the lawsuit arc i can't i can't-#buckarooney #queue el weewoo 🚒#(could even tie in the flaming letters into 'buck begins' but I've not the mental fortitude for such an endeavor)

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