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i know i promised to make hajun birthday memes but this image has been on my head for several days and i just had to make also don’t midn the bad cropping im too lazy to corp it properly and im coughing everywehre
#paradox live#paralive#pararai#made this instead of sleeping#stan akyr#idk satsuki's stare is off putting#and hokusai looks fucking scary#reo tho#he needs contacts fr#zen looks so mad too like ???#idk everyone here looks off putting except iori#akyr#paradox live memes
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I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#yuuji#megumi#deleted scene gege told me#god im not over 266 i will never ever ever be over 266#im so incredibly unwell abt them i cant believe this is the timeline we live in#itafushi friday....itafushi everyday.....#decided 2 forgo my usual miku and broke out the emo playlist fr this one . breaking my own heart :3#how many itfs embraces do i need to draw until i successfully manifest it in canon#gege i beg i plead pls let them H U G#they r so traumatized they r so touch starved pls hug pls contact pls Holds/Is Hold#anyway if megumi's height is inconsistent no it isn't <3 if he looks like 2 completely different ages no he doesnt <33#......kids r Hard guys gomen i tried my best#honestly it's probably not even that bad i think its the arm angle in the first one thts throwing me#i had to play around w it so much that i think im just tired of looking at it#megumi voice whatever !!!!!#thats not important the important thing is Itafushi Hug#and i do believe i met my quota in that regard#also yes my pen pressure Is still dying thank u fr asking but i did this fr them Anyway pls clap
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i need to sit my ass in akutagawa’s lap and just suck his fingers for hours. nothing else. maybe a little dry humping
#mmmm i just know his hands are so pretty#i want him to make me hold eye contact while he slooooowwwwwly works his middle and index fingers down my throat#need him to grip my ass with his other hands and talk me through it#need him to slooooowwwwwwwwwllllllyyyyyyy thrust them in and out of my mouth#reid speaks.ᐟ#bf!aku hours fr#nnnsfw.ᐟ#ryureid
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The official Mclaren account adding fuel to the fire... disgusting
#oscar's one of my faves but im so done with the team#the last thing this needs is the official f1 team instigating more shit#I gave lando a pass cuz he's fuelled up aft the race (+ yk how dumb f1 media qns can be) but the team is being so obnoxious#friendly reminder who was alonso's engineer in 2010 🙄#who said the dumbest things aft the race whr alonso lost the wdc#max verstappen#lando norris#austrian gp 2024#mclaren#aka#clowns#don't even try to compare it to rbr knives meme post#rbr is poking fun at themselves (rightfully so- this mclaren post only goes on to prove their pt)#while mclaren is still trying blow the incident out of proportion#be so fr it wasn't even the worst incident in that race#compared to previous instances at T3 there was a lot more room#we see contact in races all the time it was just that this time both cars unfortunately came away with a puncture#the irony of being a racing team yet encouraging a smear campaign the moment some actual racing happens#both were going at it be so fr#max alr got penalised MOVE ON
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he means the world to me (silly little copy paste [orange edition] wifi booster of a man)
#thinking about cody and his antenna#he's just a wireless range extender don't you get it#the star wars handbooks specify he needs it so he can be in constant contact and never lose his wifi connection#and honestly he’s so right for that. get a good data plan so you can answer your texts king!!#prepared road trip dad energy of the 212th fr#i also just scrolled past some clones art while watching my brother play star wars battlefront#so i am legally obligated to go down a mental rabbit hole about my fav clone commander at midnight eyooo#star wars#the clone wars#sw tcw#tcw#commander cody#clone wars#tcw cody#cc 2224#andis thought geyser
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The weekly catch-up phone calls with my soulmate who broke up with me “for my own good” yet still expects me to be his best friend are becoming more a source of anxiety than comfort lately folks
-Riley
#the breakup#<in case anyone wants to blacklist I’m starting a tag for it#I’ve been working on breaking the fp bond bc I literally cannot survive with him still being my fp and it’s working a little bit#until like. the night & day before the call rolls around and all the feelings come flooding back and I can’t sleep or focus#Monty is trying to get me to go no contact#Vic is trying to get me to space out conversations to every other week#I hate how much he’s still affecting me tbh. I need it to stop or I’m going to go insane fr#it’s getting to the point where my system is honestly unsure whether or not we’re still compatible as FRIENDS anymore#cuz like. doesn’t feel like it#but I still really really don’t want to lose them#so I’m resistant to stepping back entirely#but I think I can agree to Vic’s suggestion
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update on the annoying fucking coworker: she's been up my butt all week about going shopping for teacher supplies together. I cancelled on her twice so finally today I agreed to go with her after work. She was being SO. ANNOYING. Calling to me, telling me to come inside a store like I'm a dog she gets to order around (I just straight up ignored her; bitch you are 22 years old, WHO are you speaking to like that?). Then she just randomly told me she had to leave and I was so fucking grateful & relieved. Not sure if my face just betrayed my intense, intense annoyance or what but I pray to God I failed the vibe check and she'll leave me alone from now on. 🙏🙏🙏
#not even tagging this because I hope to one day forget she even happened lmao#oh one last thing#we went to a mandatory company dinner last night and she just straight up asked our manager if he was Korean#me & another different coworker (who is Korean American) made silent eye contact like 'wtf...?'#like bitch why are you asking strangers what category you should put them in the second you first start talking to them#we aren't pokemon cards or cool stickers for you to collect em all lmao#it's not going to be me but someone needs to put her in her place fr fr
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anyway if you wouldn't let daddy cop throw you around on that roof you're either 1. a liar or 2. a lesbian. in the latter's case we love sapphics in this house, kisses to all of you, go your merry way. in the former i need you to see the vision
#tv: vigilante#vigilante#vigilante kdrama#nam joo hyuk#yoo ji tae#kim so jin#lee joon hyuk#kdrama#local gay watches Vigilante.txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#he has the f*cking police force terrified of him meanwhile i'm just like 'your number. contact info anything it's a need atp'#worst part is Ji Tae is actually a daddy irl. i had forgotten that he has two kids why are the DILFs always f*cking with me like that#f*ck him. f*ck him fr i'm so serious rn i need him gone i need to climb him like a tree i need him to [redacted] and [redacted] [redacted]#and [redacted]
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hes so funny to me
#OF COURSE HE STILL DOES BOOMERANGS LMAO#who taught him the space before punctuation lol?????#bronny 😭??#hes so papa i want him to adopt me fr#i read his shooting stars book and it gives some good insight on his personal thinking#he loves his mama.. he faced massive hurdles early on so the ones he faces later dont feel as big#he fought to play with his team again in court bcs the board wouldnt let him contact them at all#he wrote a personal letter to the president of the ohio board or smthin trying to explain and plead his case as a kid to let him play#with his friends again.....they used it as evidence in court against him#lebron was very hurt that his school waited until it looked like he was winning the court case to back him#so he was introduced to the cruelty of business at a young age#he just had to live his little kid life treated as an adult A Lot#but he was used to it bcs hes been doing that all his life#so hes not hurt by the circumstances.. but by the people personally#he thinks about being disappointed and mistreated by grown ppl and their grown expectations a lot#but again. he thinks he should be used to it bcs his father already introduced that concept to him early on with his absence#when he had to sit out a game he got worried his team forgot abt him bcs they wouldnt acknowledge him#(they werent allowed)#but he just wanted some sign that they missed him even tho they did give it before the game#he needs constant reminders to be comforted/consistency to start being comfortable#idk lol lebrons always just been a kinda person i feel bad for#sports are always applauded for helping kids grow up... but idk maybe sometimes it can be too fast#i never liked people making fun of him too much bcs ive always just felt some weird pang of sympathy for him#very unpopular opinion in chicago lol#idk anyways this is funny and cute and also i can understand#having adults around you not act like adults can come across as a shocking pain to expectations#realizing later that they shouldnt have acted like that and that they could be Wrong can hurt growing up#but again lebron tries to ease it. with the fact that it's merely only disappointment again#he should be used to it and he is#and maybe that hurts more
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My roman empire
#its moto2 assen 2022 btw#and that race literally haunts me fr#because he literally was half a second behind dixon on the second sector(?) of the last lap#yet he bridged the gap so quickly until he's only 0.033 second behind dixon in the end#COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER CELE AND AI PODIUM TOO FFS#and the fact he set the fastest lap on the LAST LAP with shitty tires is crazy too because wtf#for reference it is the fastest lap of the race with 1.36.729 on the 24th lap aka the last lap#the second fastest lap of the race is set by cameron beaubier which is 1.37.019 in the seventh lap#crazy#ai even slap jake's ass on live tv and if we ever get that kind of interaction between ai and cele i will simply combust and pass away#for 2024 i want a cele x chantra x ai podium or cele x alonso x fermin podium or ai x cele x tony podium#i need a repeat of argentina 2022 moto2 podium so bad it was fucking insane#hate the fact cele get so much hate for that controversial contact even when he did said he went to meet fermin personally to apologize#but the podium? chefs kisses#yeah im sorry idk what to do now that theres no vroom vroom content to look forward to in life#personal.txt
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40 mil is the highest points i've had for gw ever tbh so i am proud of myself so far <3 also !! almost rank 175 >;D
anyways hi just small update/rambles uhm. i've been more productive w school but also school ew !!! and 6.3 is so fucking soon holy shit i am not ready at all & i hope this week i can finally start omori and/or p4g <33
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#still obsessed w p5. ALSO mcr music is so slay AND uh yeah that's mostly it. rlly obsessed w buncha kinds of rock music rn#i looooove rock <3 rock and orchestra are my favorite genres (i'm kinda into all kinds of music tho fr!) hehe <33#i love my fire team now tbh. like. nemone & athena together is perfect imo and i'm glad i realized that a long time ago already#but woa me w having both michael and percival is absolutely amazing hehe#arghhhhhhh ... i wna play nier vv badly but i need to wait for lune yeah ? but anyways in reincarnation i have all the automata characters#which i'm vv glad about >;)) 9s refused to come home months ago but now he has and heheheheh i love him#tbh it's so hard to manage my time now bcs on saturdays i'm busy and then sundays should be my rest but we often go out as rest ??#and i like it but also my gaming time and writing time and whatever time is lowkey a big Rest In Peace <//3#I LOV MY FRIENDS but i haven't properly talked to. quite literally ANYONE for a bit now i'm so sorry#unless they approach me first somewhere that isnt social media of any sort or i've seen them irl bcs of school or yk my family or class#ive fixed my sched quite a lot but also there's still a lot to improve !! by the end of january i hope that i'm happy w my sched then <3#okay small update OVER !! today was a pretty good day so far tbh uh. like bad shit happened but strangely i'm all okay !! <33#like uhh ive been a bit more active in class and actually reciting more! i am usually vv shy and only just comment my answers if ever#BUT YEAH !!! and there was smth that was supposed to happen and my class forgot so i reminded them. and we're like 30 in class#okay rambles OVER !! im anxious still to open my notifs sorry i cant explain why bcs idk how but yeah. uh. if you want to contact me#for anything IDK HOW YOU SHOULD TBH. SORRY. but yeah !!! probably ask for my sideblog for mutuals ??#but tbh i havent checked that in a bit too and just ramble sometimes. SORRY......
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umbrella hog
#ocs: young#ocs: tim#the supernormals#pockycigart#oc#SOME OF US (tim) DO NOT NEED THE SHADE AS MUCH AS OTHER PEOPLE......!! SO MAYBE WE COULD SHARE#but to be fr ion think young would like. vaporize into ash the moment he makes contact w/ direct sunlight.#like hed probably blister and burn for a bit and then vaporise into ash. as one does
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oh my god so this custody case between the jiangs and the jins was blown wide open when mxy stormed into the court to recount his life of abandonment from his father and subsequent abuse in foster homes and being forces to drop out of school and work minimun wage jobs etc. and of course that means jgs loses the cases and jc and wwx and their friends are celebrating and wwx is like hehe lwj you did this huh 😏 bc lwj got lxc to talk to jgy and all that but I'm like....WHERE IS HE?!!! WHERE IS MXY????? if he saved the case shouldn't you all be welcoming him into the fold with open arms? where's your heart? he's still a very young and impoverished and hurt kid....wtf they're just going to drop his entirely as soon as it's convenient????
#ig jgy is in contact w him but like?#HE GOT YOU CUSTODY OF JL. AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA SAY HELLO???#mxy needs support from staple and supportive and affirming older adults so badly 😭#esp other gay ppl. like come on!#this is rly ruining the celebration fr#ficblogging
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Ok so when he inevitably asks me out dating him is gonna be my whole personality just so y’all are prepared
#my original tumblr followers watching this go down like 🫢#ya girl went from DEEPLY entrenched in the BTS fandom to down bad for a man#literally I think around the time I fell in love with him is when I completely left the fandom#who needs bands when you have boys?#nah but fr having a man irl is sooooo much better than fantasizing about a celeb#like I can make direct eye contact with this man and giggle with him and tell him all about me#it’s amazing#how is he real?#he’s the sweetest man I’ve ever met#softbobamilktae txt#zee is in love tag
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i just WOKE UP !!?????!!!!!!
2024.07.15 — dinner date with Ume. ♡
(hands up if you know where the reference photo’s froooommmmm!!!! >:3 aju nice.)
#art!#you @ed me as if my ume senses weren’t already tingling. is this why i kept stirring in my sleep? there’s a disturbance in the air. and thi#so this is the culprit. how was i supposed to not feel the change in atmosphere ???#☆ミ umemiya.#WHY IS HE SMILING LIKE THAT /pos (compliment) LOOK AT HIS MOUTH HE IS SO KISSABLE ? HIS LIPS ???? BIBI .#AND LOOK AT HIS PRETTY EYES BIBI YOU ALWAYS DO THIS (compliment) LIKE U GIVE HIM HIS LIL DROOPY PUPPY EYES BUT U DO IT IN A WAY WHERE HE#LOOKS SO DREAMY AND SOFT. HIS EYES R SO FUCKING PRETTY. WTF. AND YOU GAVE HIM HIS GLASSES . and what if i can’t finish using my tags becaus#because i have EXPLODED. erupted like a volcano. yk star deaths ? that’s me. i did. i’m no more! goodbye to what remains of zevie#this is my ghost speaking bc i need to finish my tags here. look at the fuckinnnngggg muuuscles bibi drew.#do you see his bulging tricep. god i love men w huge ass triceps sm I LOVE THEN. and look at his bicep. i know all of you see that bicep#vein better than me !! better than me bc i’m not wearing contacts or glasses now. straight up outa bed and im hit with this !! can you belie#believe bibi (affectionate) bc i cannot !! LOOK AT THE VEINS SHE GAVE HIM …. not even just one biceps they are also ….#on his forearms . do yk what it means . yk when his fingers r inside u and they curl. the forearm muscle bulges and u can see the vein#protruding more . bonus if he’s sweaty and the muscle is just glistening. WOW! okay. moving on. LOOK AT HIS BOOBS. U CAN SEE THEM PEEKING#THROUGH THE SHIRT. THATS HOW BIG THEY ARE. see how they bulge bc of how his arm is pressing against it? CRIMINAL. me and all my ume girlies#are on our way to bury on our faces in them. HUGE pillows btw . ok moving on. LETS TALK ABOUT HIS HAIR . his hair. it’s up yeah? but it’s#messy like in his fight with choji. the best hair ever. he is actually so soft and so fluffy. his hair looks like fresh snow . he is#absolutely everything to me !! literally unreal. absolutely ethereal. an angel. WOW.#i want to talk about his shirt. and the fact that he wears white tees at bofurin simply bc someone told#him it looks good. what a cutie. he would wear anything if you asked him sweetly enough. ‘oh you think i’ll look good?’#ANYWAYS HIS SHIRT HERE … THE WAY HIS MUSCLES R LIKE BULGING AGAINST IT IM SO NOT OKAY >: AND NOW IM LOOKING AT HIS NECK#i want to cover him in bites fr . look at how COMFY the area between his neck / shoulder is ??? BURY UR FACE RIGHT THERE.#bibi !!! you never cease to amaze me . bc the sketch had me falling to my knees and crying (see pictures for references) and this finished#one …… i’m really not okay (positive) i am really . really not okay!!!#please he looks so cute >: IM TAKING YIU HOME UME . YOURE COMING WITH ME . today i will be the one giving you a piggy back ride#get those pretty arms wrapped around me STAT. bibi i’m sobbing the artist / writer / person that you are (compliment)#i have no idea how i’m gonna recover from this . maybe i should go back to sleep and wake up because no way this is reality. this isn’t real#and i am just dreaming right now. bibi never showed me this at all. bibi never drew this at all. it’s not real. go back to sleep zevie … le#let’s just go back to sleep …. don’t think about it. don’t think about how pretty he is …. oh no no …. yeah let’s get under the covers …#goodnight everybody !!!!!! i say this fully aware that this will (affectionately) haunt me in my sleep for the rest of the week
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finishing up the Loufu story chapter and it's making me feel insane (positive)
#i spelled the name wrong and i don't feel like going to look it up sorry. space Liyue. you know. anway.#getting to see everything firsthand instead of just hearing about it is so different (obvs) it's so good#didn't think i could love DH more but like he makes me feel fucking ill. i love him. he deserves everything#also Cae is so so good this chapter. i love when he gets to speak#the undercover section was so so fun. the cloud knights VA did not have to go that hard but he did. for me <3#i am even more into dan/cae then i was before if you can believe. they're so... WOOUGH#the scene after the DH dragon reveal where Cae won't talk to him ;a; everything to me.#the way they're trying so hard to get in contact w each other was just... yes thank you#i like DH's IL design more but i'm walking away feeling extremely loving and protective of 4* DH actually#he's a new and different person and this is how he chose to look. this is his fresh start#it's important to me. he's important to me. he has firmly cemented himself as my fave fr fr#i haven't finished yet but I do hope we get to see a little more of Bladie.#haven't witnessed his deal firsthand ingame yet and would like to. hope i come out loving him more then ever#this is really rambling but i'm lost in the sauce rn. i love it. having a good time ^w^)b#in other news#i need to finish the fg/o summer event and i have some rolls to post which i gotta do asap while they're relevant#i'll get to it. eventually.#game: honkai sr#post: chatter
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