#he loves the fact he was assassinated

[gorillaxyz]

i dont like rbing murdoc fan art here bc i dont want anyone else to see him... well not really but its sometjing like that

[kitkats-and-kittens]

Okay so my timeline of events may not be great, but wouldn’t it be funny if Damian found out about Tim blowing up the league bases?

Wouldn’t it be funny if he found out his brother gave the people inside about 10 minutes to run before killing them all?

Wouldn’t it be funny if he knew them? If he knew the servants that worked there? The gardeners? The caretakers? The young assassins, younger than him, still in training?

Wouldn’t it be funny if he’d had friends there? Friends who aren’t there anymore. Friends who suddenly went silent, who he lost contact with. Friends who are dead. Friends who his own brother murdered?

Now wouldn’t that be hilarious.

[bumblingbabooshka]

TNG episode where the ship is taking a bunch of different doctors and scientists to an important medical conference and Worf ends up developing a crush on one of the Vulcan doctors and they get along really well. They both seem lonely and their interactions are sweet. At the same time Worf is trying to beat an unknown opponent at a subspace strategy game which is circulating amongst all the security teams Starfleet-wide (Worf is very good at the game and so is equal parts frustrated and thrilled by this opponent's skill) and during one of their conversations/outings the Vulcan doctor points out a flaw in Worf's opponent's game which he never would have noticed on his own. This doesn't allow him to win necessarily but it does keep them from constantly stalemating one another. The end of the episode has Worf nearly confess to the doctor as they finally reach the conference, but it turns out her husband is waiting for her. Her husband is Tuvok and he was ALSO the opponent which Worf was fighting tooth and nail (on two different fronts?). Tuvok and Worf are both shocked by this and suspicious of one another. Was Worf seducing his wife as a tactic? Was Tuvok using his wife to lower Worf's guard? Doctor T'Pel seems amused, undercutting the tension. Gentlemen, it's only a game. (Both men remember it is indeed only a game and appear sheepish) She wishes Worf well and then gets on the transport, informing the room that her stay on the Enterprise was indeed quite enjoyable. Tuvok & Worf agree to continue playing that game until there is a decisive winner.

[bell-of-indecision]

rumor has it that if you ask me about porus 2017 I will vibrate at the speed of light and then combust out of sheer anger

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

[agent-sapphire]

Why did Five's character just started revolving solely around Lila? like Five really did not give a shit about his siblings? Lila said, "your family needs you! I need you.", almost implying that Five would do it for Lila but not his family?

[thathilomgirl]

[evilbeing]

I fucking love Altaïr

He's such an interesting character

I love his dynamics between all the characters. I love how he Is written. I love the way he dev through the game. He started out as an extremly feared assassin. Legends were told about him. Besides his skills he was still "damaging" the Brotherhood rules and stuff by being too proud. They let a protagonist to be proud and (a Little) mean. They gave him the weight of being the reasons for Kadar's death. (Ik some of yall can Say its not actually his fault but thats not important, thats still what it seems at least to Malik's eyes)

ALSO HE SILLY??? HE SO COOL THE FUCKING ANGEL OF DEATH AND HE CAN'T SWIM??? HE FELLS IN LOVE WITH HIS ENEMY ??

Also he so cool he can Jump looking like an Angel, he is not afraid, he challenges his master, his robe makes him look like an Eagle, in fact his name means Eagle.... I love BIRDS ESPECIALLY EANGLES. AND ANGELS AND FEATHERS . AND HE IS RELATED TO ALL OF THAT WJHSHFJUD💔💔like Bro I want to be him so bad hes literally everything I want to be🤬 Literally me HE SO ME YALL DONT UNDERSTAND WE BOTH HAVE AN ARABIC NAME PLEASEEEE me fr

Hes probably my ancestor guys I might be Desmond 🙏 or Ezio...

[rin-hanarin]

In Renzo's case Spite and Solas would have to observe a telenovela from the Fade because Lucanis is the way he is, and Renzo is not only just as much of an assassin, but also 22. Like. It's a competition who would fumble it less, not to mention that Renzo can only be smooth for a job or if he's faking it, but he'd fail miserably when it comes to anything genuine. He experiences A Feeling of Affection and just kinda [cries in Spanish] because it's a lot, but it's also not allowed, now what? It wouldn't occur to him that there are no Crows to stop him, but it's so deeply ingrained in his mind and he is already enough of a failure in his superiors' eyes that defying their teachings in any way is out of the question.

And then Viago rocks up with his not-wife in tow, and Teia looks at Renzo and his kicked puppy eyes when he looks at Lucanis for two seconds total and hits him with something like "Good luck with Master Lucanis, his kind is very stubborn" wink wink nudge nudge, and Renzo wants to kill everyone in the room and then himself because his entire life was a lie.

[urara04]

[here] - Intermezzo - part 2

My friend has started playing ACIII after I constantly ranted over the game, so now he's playing it over Discord stream so I could see his reactions (all his knowledge over AC as a whole is from me over the years, or internet posts)

He has not played any AC game, ever

A few highlights

"So the apple is a magical key that does magic stuff?" "Yeah, it's a big deal" "OK so can it open more of this door- We're squeezing through!"

How did this random block on the floor do more than the big apple???"

"Oh cool I'm great at parkour" falls off immediately

After a quick explanation of the difference between Assassin's and Templars: "-anyway, now you're out of the parkour tutorial" "Cool. Why am I playing a Templar?" "...what do you mean you're playing a Templar." "He has a cross on his cape, right at the top there"

Gaslighting him that Haytham is an Assassin because he uses Hidden Blades

Trying to flirt and kiss every random man he encounters

Him reacting to every booth in the opera

On the boat playing Fanorona, despite not knowing the rules

And winning

Endlessly countering the tutorial enemy because he doesn't have a grip on the controls

"THAT WAS JUST THE INTRO???" "Yeah" "DANG THAT'S LONG"

"Wait can I pet the animals?" "Yep!" "OKAY"

"I CAN PET THE PIG??- Oh. Only feed them. Alright."

"oh lol these random men keep pushing me away" "Yeah they're red coats, they're kinda the police around he-"

He immediately kills one

Haytham and Charles going on a little murder spree

Charles: "You will see, sir, that Boston is quite a lively city"

Haytham standing next to a pile of Redcoats:

"Ello, my name is Thomas Hickey" "OK, can I give him a hickey?"

"You can read the in game database if you have any questions about the game and setting and whatnot" "Why would I ever read that if I have a smaller, talking, hairy little dictionary talking in my ear whenever I have a question"

Reading the entry on Shaun "He's gotta go" "Why??" "there can only be one arrogant prick around here, and that is me"

[navree]

to be clear, i'm not angry about pretty boy slade wilson at all, if clark is just starting out then bruce has probably only been at it for a couple years himself, and dick is definitely still flipping about at haly's with his totally alive not ever gonna die parents and a good few years from slade deciding that his archnemesis needs to be a teenager from the most insane family in all of north america, it makes sense that slade so far is a young man still fulfilling mercenary contracts and other things like that and still in the relative flush of youth

also again, the way they drew him was hot, if this is how slade's anime twink phase goes i'm not mad about it

[pennyserenade]

there’s not enough mulder/krycek fanfic. i’m a mulder/scully girlie until i die but there’s something so incredibly tantalizing about the dynamic between mulder and krycek that needs to be explored through gay sex. i know this fandom is no coward when it comes to toxic dynamics so why are we faltering with this one?

[rosalinesurvived]

Best piece of interest in Fukuzawa is that he DID have comrades. That is evident. Its undeniable. He repeats over and over again that he chose lonliness, that he’s heard a batshit amout of rumors about everyone, he was a part of the Goken-five greatest swordsmen-he Did Have Friends that he chose to leave because he understood that he was just existing in an echo chamber where murder was Just and Perfectly Fine and he had the mental fortitude to get out before he got too awful!!

[triglycercule]

i am severely upset at the sexyman polls for this year. yeah its absolutely because im biased and not a single one of the mtt won. but killer vs error is still going on you say!!! NO,,,,, killer's lost,,,,, its 70 error 30 killerISH so yeah,,,,, none of the mtt MADE!!!! IT!!!! and with the boom in killer content these past few months i wasSO FUCKING SURE that he'd like AT LEAST get higher up. nope. because of ERROR. listen i like him. he was my og bias when i first joined this fandom. i was an error fanatic. but bro,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, killer,,,,, lost,,,,,, AND FUCKING HORROR AND DUST LOST TOO!!!! LIKE WHAY. WHAT. PUTTING HORROT AGAINST ERROR AND DUST AGAINST CROSS!!!! THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH THE TWO GUYS THAT (1/2 of them) WON LAAT YEAR!!!! OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MTT!!!!! this is very upseting im really sad imMAD. but no point in being a sore loser.... mtt won in my HEART 🧡

dust laughing at both horror and killer for getting the shit beaten out of them by error and then they bring up the fact that he lost to CROSS. this is the second time someone in the mtt lost to cross (theyre all making out in the loser's room) (mtt poly real btw)

[apamates]

Fitz' loved ones going "is anyone going to inflict unimaginable trauma on that boy??" and not waiting for an answer

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

I have some more ideas for Killing Machine!