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Kaeya tries too hard with getting Albedo to like him, overly flirting, touching, seeking him out, obsessing over him and trying to always be around him
Albedo tries hard to distance himself from Kaeya bc he doesn't know what the hell this feeling inside of him is but he's pretty sure literal butterflies have found their way into his stomach to torture him and somehow Kaeya's the one who did it to him
Diluc is pissed bc he thinks that Albedo is leading his brother on, and who does he think he is? So like the good big brother he is he goes to give Albedo the shovel talk and Albedo is all like "what's a crush" and Diluc realizes that he isn't a jerk, just dumb
Kaeya ends up giving up bc he's like, Albedo clearly doesn't like me, I don't wanna harass this dude plus I look desperate.
Diluc helps Albedo start reciprocating Kaeya's feelings, then they realize that he gave up so now they need a new plan. Except Diluc doesn't talk to his brother so he tries to hangout with him to get to know him better and Kaeya's all suspicious
Kaeya thinks that Albedo and Diluc have joined forces bc they both hate him and now feels super shitty and sad about it. Every time the two try to interact with him he thinks it's a plan to humiliate or hurt him and gets super depressed
Albedo and Diluc don't understand what they're doing wrong and amp it up 10× (now also trying to get Diluc and Kae to fix their relationship) and they just make everything worse
Klee is basically the go to vent person in all of this (not venting all their feelings ofc, but Klee is super helpful regardless) and through the power of Klee everything ends up perfect in the end
Diluc and Kaeya are brothers again, Kaeya and Albedo are dating, and Diluc and Albedo each earned a new friend
#diluc#kaeya#albedo#ragbros#kaebedo#headcanon#hc#when the misunderstanding is sorted out#instead of turning to kaeya and asking to date him#he turns to diluc and asks to duel him for kaeyas hand in marriage#they need to explain to him that#a) u dont need to duel him#and#b) marriage comes much later#albedo is confused and still wants to do it#they do#he loses horribly#hes all sad bc he wants to date kaeya but cant bc he's weak#in a sequel kaeya has to try and convince albedo that they can still date and he loves him regardless#albedo isnt listening and is trying to get stronger#diluc thinks this is hilarious and is having way too much fun#(for the first time in forever)#i love the “albedo duels diluc for kaeyas hand in marriage” hc#its so cute#i should write this#genshin#should i turn this into a fic?#the answer is yes
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"Why did I do that?"
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#transformers one#transformers#megatron#bumblebee#b 127#maccadam#megatron the terrible and his son B127#geniunly it would be so horrible if megatron ends up being the one to rip out bees voice box#like HES the one who found him in sub level 50#he knows#why would he do that to him#its geniunly so sad that they gave bee this backstory and that hes going to lose his voice#especially since they were once friends#well#i mean dee was bees best friend but bee was just the yellow thing dee tolerated LOOL#but still#it makes me so sad to think about#i would like to think that the smallest part of megatron cares even a little#not enough though
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"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."
"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."
So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.
#hand in unlovable hand#Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually.#relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways#but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose.#Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous#and now there's two of them. terrible.#a pit stop in hatchetfield#Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose#nerdy prudes must die#Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him#I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right#grace chasity#jagertity#max jagerman#starkid#hatchetfield#hatcherverse#cakeart#Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart
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#911 abc#911edit#chimney han#911 gifs#madney#kevin lee#maddie buckley#glmdedit#jee yun buckley han#albert han#henrietta wilson#karen wilson#john lee#anne lee#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ravi panikkar#bobby nash#look i hope people are as emotionally damaged by this as i was making it#we only had kevin for like 25 mins but i've never gotten over him#this guy has every reason to be a horrible miserable character but no#no he's the coolest cheeriest funniest caring man alive#sick dead mom at a young age and abandoned by an absent father and taking care of sick after her diagnosis#ideas constantly shut down for owning a business and losing his brother on the job#and also sorta losing mr lee who couldn't bear to see him without being reminded of kevin bc they were so intertwined#failing in love and getting stabbed and left for dead#oh and the rebar accident where he almost died again#losing the love of his life and then finding her but not being together with her#911 edits
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there's somethin about maid eito and bookworm yakumo
After i drew ⤴
i woke up the next day and said, NO. I NEED BALANCE!!!!
theeeere we go
#theyre sio exstupido#maid eiden walks into the room and i fall to my knees in supplication#anything u want kittymaideito. i'll sayt the stupid chants over my omuyrice. i'll do a little dance for u#yeah. so i get the . yakumo losing his life savings to his fave charming maid#it's a horrible addiction. this maid cafe habit of yakumo's#in a universe where they don't yet know each other#and yakumo falls into a spiral of throwing all his cash at eidream#once eiden finds out that yaku's entered Maladaptive Territory with the visits#you know. like. the man's actually struggling to keep his finances afloat bc he's too busy buying out eiden's entire stock of photos#then eiden will do that 😬 my guy i'm worried about u . like. i'm not worth spending your tuition money. pls.#cocoa is all: yeah... as much as i want the cafe to be successful idk how i feel about customers getting evicted bc of us#aster is all: YOU FOOLS!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU TELL A LOYAL CUSTOMER TO *STOP* SPENDING?!?!?!?#cocoa and aster debating in the back room about the ultimate goal of customer Happiness vs squeezing these simps for all they're worth#yakuei#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
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reflecting on seasons 3 and 4 of slow horses and i'd like to take a moment to appreciate how At Her Fucking Limit louisa guy is and for good reason. local woman who is isolated and very much alone and has just risked connecting with another person only to have that person brutally murdered now risks connecting with SECOND person only for that person to turn out to be god's least favourite court jester who keeps trying to also die on her. please give this poor lady two minutes of peace.
#gav gab#river for me i need you to go sit quietly in a safe room for a season#because if louisa has to think her favourite little guy is dead AGAIN#she cannot be held responsible for her actions#slow horses#louisa guy#river has the worst luck known to planet earth and keeps getting wrapped up in other people's dastardly plots#and machinations and whatnot and somesuch and he is the WORST PERSON#she possibly couldve picked as a best friend after losing min the way she did#alas. she did pick him. and now here he is. trying to die on her all the time.#anyways naturally that means now im writing a fic where she loses him for almost five months#and it is Fucking Horrible for her :)
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The Dooku Captured episode from TCW but Asajj shows up on Florum to fetch her useless boss. And she also fucks up hard so Hondo now has a whole Idiot Quartet in his Idiot Jail. Four clowns on a chain identified as high level security threat
#it's a lose lose situation but imagine seeing your horrible horrible master#subjected to an endless string of mockery. and he can't even do anything.#it's a bonding experience#<3#asajj ventress#count dooku#obi wan#anakin skywalker#hondo ohnaka#star wars
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I may just be insane about this but does this feel like foreshadowing to anyone else. In this scene we see her trying to replicate the skill of someone else (her mother) and failing to achieve the same results that they would. That feels really specific and it's driving me insane.
Like, we see this come back again in the aftermath of the trial. Diana has repeatedly voiced her admiration for Wolfgang's ability to speak and inspire those around him in the darkest of times, saying she wished she could do the same. We see her pour her heart out and give her own speech to inspire the others-- except the reaction that she receives is cold and miserable, far from the newly kindled warmth and hope Wolfgang was able to create every time.
Diana is a chameleon. Her whole thing is to reflect, to replicate and to adapt. Do you think that this small scene where she tries to make a butterfly out of her hairclips-- a butterfly, an animal associated with transformation and change-- and the end result looking nothing like what she wanted it to be is a metaphor for her future character arc? She has declared that she wants to follow in Wolfgang's footsteps, wants to become something new, but do you think that by the end she ends up being the furthest thing from him? Do you think that by the end she will be left distorted, fundamentally wrong? Do you think that if she could see what she will become in the future, the only emotion that she can muster is horror as she gazes at a stranger that's supposed to be herself? That by the end, she won't be able to recognise herself, because there's no "her" left anymore?
#project eden's garden#p:eg#p:eg spoilers#diana venicia#wolfgang akire#it makes me think of her in the imitation artwork#the way she is more “normal” than everyone else. that she's smiley and friendly and colourful but her eyes are completely vacant. glassy#everyone else's ranges from horrifying to morbidly cryptic to depressing yet they all feel infinitely more “real” than she does#they say the eyes are the window to the soul yet hers are mirrors that only reflect the people in her sight#and in one you can see her face. expression hardened and determined with purple eyes similar to wolfgang.#and then the one where you see diana look at her imitation self covering her mouth in horror at what she sees when she looks into its eyes#and it's so unbelievably similar to when she watched wolfgang get electrocuted to death#and it feels to me like it's emphasising how his death will be her spiral into losing herself entirely failing to be like him#which makes sense. because she has an idealised image of who wolfgang was#wolfgang was someone who was also scared. who also struggled. who had his own insecurities and fears and secrets#wolfgang had parts about himself he hated and tried to be a better person than he thought he was presently#and he has an idealised image of his own mum. dedicated his life to be like HER#she chases after an idealised picture modelled after another idealised picture unaware that the standard she's pursuing never existed#diana corruption arc i can feel it#i can see her character going downhill mentally from here and honestly i'd love that but i would be upset cuz she deserves better#but i feel like her story will be one of transformation gone horribly wrong#which makes her such an interesting antagonist and contrast to how damon's development will likely go#anywho just rambling here in the tags don't mind me much#i just really like diana and i don't rant about her enough XD#momento rambles
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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.
It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).
Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.
They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.
My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.
That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.
#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that#said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning#(it was through the same sports program)#she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach#bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine#their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough#when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying#my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us#the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?''#my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while#my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay''#(my mom is cool af sometimes)#we both quit playing after that
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"Bruce was so violent and irrational and dangerous after Jason died" Yeah that happens when someone murders your kid, Jessica
#some of yall are dr phil with longer hair#like look -- just a reminder that bruce's trauma is horribly mishandled by both canon AND fandom#i just think that if you're gonna get mad that bruce mourned jason like a soldier -- thats fair#but to ignore how his depression played a huge part in why 'he didn't do anything ' after jason's death is like. not ideal#bruce didn't lose a sidekick he lost a SON. and if you're not acknowledging that because its not interesting or vital to you thats fine#but dont come into my inbox bitching about it lol#bruce wayne
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My controversial opinion about Hob Gadling is that I believe he’s absolutely the sort of guy that “puts things behind him”, and tries to wash his hands clean of the things he feels icky about. This is implied pretty well in the show, with him blithely moving from soldiering and robbery to printing, from slaving to… whatever it was he was doing in the 19th century instead. That being said, this is not at all the same as actively trying to atone, or even making a concerted effort to be a better person, and I really wish fandom could tell the difference!
#the amount of times I’ve seen people argue that Hob has redeemed himself and ofc feels really horrible about his role in the slave trade#but there is ZERO textual indication that’s true#in fact judging by how he acts in the 19th century and how he was after all the other shit he did that he maybeeee feels kind of sheepish#and would just like to move on thanks!#i love flawed characters and I love monstrous characters and I love hypocrites and I love friendly amoral assholes#Hob is genuinely a super compelling character and embodies the sort of greed of humanity we see in other forms in Madoc and Burgess#he’s got a more friendly face and he’s a slightly lighter version of it but sandman presents humanity as fundamentally flawed and greedy#and Hob is that to a T#I’d really love it if fandom embraced this version of Hob#making him a fluffy anti-racist progressive hip college professor is just so weird#or especially when they have him espouse progressive views… in the past???#look Hob is actual facts a worse person than the Corinthian in a lot of metrics#when I see 17th century Hob talk about the beautiful diversity of humans I just lose my mind a little#also he’s clearly a wolf of Wall Street yuppie asshole in 1984#hot take Dreamling would be more fun and spicier if people leaned into Hob’s canon traits more#both Dream and Hob are kind of awful#I actually like Hob!#but… man I do not like fanon Hob one bit
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i'm kinda obsessed with mark and dr reghabi's dynamic skdskdjsk i love that before mark was like 'you have to reintegrate me as quickly as possible i need to see my wife' and reghabi went 'i cant its too dangerous' and now reghabi was like 'we have to finish this as quickly as possible we're so close' and mark went 'you want to kill mietter?!! jail for doctor!! jail for doctor for a thousand years!!"
#severance#severance spoilers#severance season 2#severance s2#mark scout#dr reghabi#asal reghabi#omg she looked so cute eating that ice cream... i love her#and when she cried w mark when he recounted. sounding so pained. about seeing gemma and being looked at like a stranger#im getting riza and roy from fmab vibes. i did something horrible and unforgivable and i will spend what breath i have trying to remedy it#dan talk#severance posting on main i just going around to the new ep and im losing my mind at 2.30 am
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Homicipher MC is very cool and groundbreaking for her trope subversion of "cute weak human mc thrust into a world of monster men" by being a serial killer and a vicious monsterous brute warped by a world she unknowingly made blood sacrifices to and I don't ever want to take away her autonomy BUT there is also something fascinating to me about the concept of her having No memory of killing people and No Idea why she even would in the first place
#homicipher#homicipher mc#the horror of realizing you are Not the victim#of not understanding yourself because there is clear hard evidence that you did these horrible things#there isnt another explination available like posession or coercion and scarletella is proof of that#because he believes mc killed these people FOR him. so its clearly not a manipulation of her causing her to kill#its organic. and I like the idea of her waking up in the other world and slowly learning this and just having NO fucking CLUE why#it would torment her forever especially if she never got back to her world. like. why. what could make her do that. what was the motivation#how was she capable. how did she pick them. what did she use to kill them#she clearly feels comfortable wielding a weapon and using it but thats so different than being capable of pre meditated serial murder#the disconnect she would feel would make it so easy to lose herself
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No amount of apologies will ever make up for the fact that I'm ruining you.
#actually mentally ill#depressing shit#mental health#sorry for being depressing#anxi4ty#cw vent#i cant take this shit anymore#im going to kms#im losing it#ready to kms#im a horrible person#i hate everything#i wanna kms#why am i like this#i deserve nothing#what is wrong with me#mentally exhausted#i have no mouth and i must scream#woke up feeling more lost and out of touch with myself.. my surroundings and my partner all in the span of a night.. what the hell..#mentally fucked#mentally unstable#boyfriend#i suck at everything#im disgusting#i deserve to suffer#he doesnt deserve this#fuck everything#i hate this#what the fuck#kill my life
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mitch marner media availability from jan 12, 2020.
#maple leafs pre pandemic 2020 season they were in the fucking trenches#the questions were all like WHY DO YOU KEEP LOSING IT'S BEEN 12 GAMES AND YOU KEEP LOSING#but look how nice it is to have some media gifs without the horrible blue screen background#and he's soo so handsome... just the most boy ever#mitch marner#hockeyposting#hockeyedit#*
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latest pacrim rewatch ate me upppp
#very much gave up on coloring#but god... the possibilities for putting them in This Situation#reiner having a very bad horrible no good five years after losing marcel....#coming back to the old shatterdome to see his old friend bertholdt who had always been too scared to get into a jaeger#but who is now sweeping him off his ASS#reiner will regret not pushing harder to be berts copilot#bertholdt never forgot him ofc and couldnt drift w anyone else#but omg reiner is back....and he will in fact be groveling to get bert to be his bestie again#anyway. many thoughts#not a great art day tho unfortunately#bertholdt hoover#reiner braun#pacrim au#aot#terra art
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