#he looks like a hobbit

[inthemiddleofthecabbins]

“putting out the lantern find your own way back home”

[miasanmuller]

Why is Guerreiro so small omg

[lazylittledragon]

you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion

[prismatoxic]

"chilchuck isn't a twink, he's a DILF!" now i get why you're saying that but i feel like you've maybe forgotten what chilchuck tims canonically looks like

i'm sorry but this man is a twink. also DILF isn't a body type it's a status (and technically, an opinion) so he can be both

"but he's middle-aged!" look at him. look with your eyeballs. his age has nothing to do with the fact that he Looks Like That. he's a twink. the sooner you accept this the less angry his fandom will make you

edit bc this post has become the bane of my existence:

FAQ

Q: wtf do you mean he's a dad? he looks like a kid. A: he is 29 years old, and a half-foot. half-foots are dungeon meshi's halflings, or hobbits, or whatever you want to call them.

Q: wait, if he's 29, why the fuck are you calling him middle-aged? A: half-foots have an average lifespan of 50 years. chilchuck was originally drawn with grey hairs (you can see that in the manga fullbody) but the mangaka gave up on that over time. he's middle-aged for his race.

Q: hey, doesn't that look like a little angry face on his boot in the manga drawing? A: yea kinda

[heart-select]

The Company but they're dressed up for Halloween

Pt 1 / Pt 2

[planetvries]

thorin is feeling so normal, good for him

[fireboltsfierytail]

My favourite thing about the Hobbit is that both Bilbo and Thorin are not considered attractive by their own peoples beauty standards, but they find the other insanely attractive

[brethilach]

thorin is such an uncle

look at him. look at him right now and tell me he isn't the kind of middle-aged man who's trying to shake his smoking habit and needs a CPAP machine to sleep

[buttered-milky]

Alright so u know the scene where Smaug opens an eye under the treasure and it’s all the party can see of him bc he’s sleeping under there.

This is what sand boas look like. And they burrow under the sand and are ambush predators. And they are reptiles. Like Smaug. Do you see where I am going with this

Thang. Smaug. If you even care

[peanutbutterb0y]

i think Bofur can play multiple instruments

in the book he plays clarinet and in the movie he plays flute, I like to think he can also play violin (he can also sing obvi)

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Favorite Aragorn scenes in Fellowship of the Ring as voted by my tumblr poll

Nr. 2: Strider 4k

[bondagebimbo]

💅🏻 real hot girl shit 💅🏻

(posting selfies that basically look the same at 3am for attention)

[trianna-phoenix]

Can we just talk about how pretty bilbo was during the scenes where thorin dies, like ya ya it’s sad but he’s so pretty?? Do you think thorin noticed in his final moments that bilbo looks especially soft and pretty in that moment or??

Yes I did just rewatch the movies thanks for asking

[mrkida-art]

Just a little guy from Ravenhill

[megalomari]

i watched the hobbit !! it was… an experience…

[heart-select]

The King, The Paramour

Mafia AU but the idea is people underestimate bilbo but it's the queen that moves most in a game of chess. Mildly inspired by "Marked Man" by TenTomatoes