I’m so sorry but enjolras from les mis 2018 looks like the largely unsupportive milquetoast boyfriend that the protagonist of an early 2010s dramedy is dating that you’re practically destined to hate because his sole purpose is to cheat on her and gaslight her and make the real love interest look better by comparison. I feel like people are really trying to sell this guy but he looks like he would mansplain The Strokes to me. Like his favorite movie is The Hangover. And I’m not about that. That is not my enjolras.
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What’s your opinion on mettaton x burgerpants? i personally ship it because i think it’s really funny
i think they just hate eachorer not even in a sexy way.. sorry..... mtt SHOULD crack burgerpants' egg tho i think that would be even funnier can you imagine how mad bp would be
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thinking about how reo looks 100× prettier whenever we see him from nagis pov and puking up liters of blood and all my intestines from sobbing so hard
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my friend's two-year-old son cannot manage my name, and calls me Ken instead
(not sure where he got this- he calls at least one Julia "Drac," so it's not necessarily related to the person's actual name)
She's Just Ken I guess
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I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.
It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.
The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.
Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!
For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.
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Could you see Draco and Hermione as part of a Challengers dynamic or is that sacrilegious?
That's interesting! Not sacrilege — my philosophy is to ship anything any way you want, uphill, both ways, in the snow — but my Dramione have always been a tightly pair-bonded codependent couple, and there's not a lot of breathing room in there for a third. If possible, the other leg of that triangle would have to be equally unhinged and intense, and I can't think of anyone who would fit the bill. Ron just isn't the type.
Pansy, though... hm. Maybe.
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Do you think fuyuhiko would look good. With longer hair????
Nah I'm a big fan of busscuts
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today, what was basically a cool down doodle <3
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