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formulabulls · 5 months ago

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me devouring all the logan in f1 content before we lose him:

#he literally ate #i’m not ready to say goodbye #we’re losing him in 12 races #i’m going to miss sargebon as well #logan sargeant #f1 #williams racing

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thepoisonroom · 1 year ago

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wait what's wrong with travis i thought he was one of the girlies......

#he LITERALLY ate #personal nonsense

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phurpurr · 2 months ago

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not to be rude but the fact that some of y'all's takeaway from this game is this makes me sick 🤮

#mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #y'all are so obsessed with shipping that y'all will ship a r*pist and the guy he literally maimed and ate #not everything needs a shipping element guys. the only shipping that should be done is the transport of mouthwash.#mouthwashing spoilers #delete later probably

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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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littlecrittereli · 10 months ago

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enjoy this compilation I made of Chris succumbing to the instincts of the creature power suit

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #kratt brothers #absolutely running with the headcannon that he's just more prone to this happening #actually no fuck you guys its not even a headcannon its literally canon #this video is PROOF #like sure it happens to Martin sometimes too #but just look at him HE ALMOST ATE A CARCASS #Martin just being FED UP is going to make me lose it #love that he spent the entire cheetah racer episode as a gazelle and no one bothered him #they were like in a death match with Zach and instead of helping out he was off eating grass and they were just like... yeah let him be #Chrizelle is nothing but vibes i love it

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alicentsaegon · 3 months ago

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The Marriage of Aegon III and Jaehaera Targaryen.

They are so Henry VII Elizabeth of York coded

#imagine you lose your entire family you're forced to marry the daughter of the man who killed your mother #(but she's still family)#your mother was eaten by a dragon and your new wife has a dragon herself #you marry a boy. you don't know him. he has your father's name. his mother put a bounty on your baby brothers head #(but he's still family there is no one else)#Aegon/Jaehaera dynamic would have ate and DEVOURED #literally one of the most tragic Targaryen failmarriages of all time!!!#'you don't want Aegon to be happy!!!' no he's a fictional character I want to be entertained !!!#tell me honestly there's not more meat to this story if Jaehaera lived. aren't things more complex.#jaehaera would be so isolated Aegon at least has Viserys and his sisters who does she have. Gaemon Palehair? maybe #asoiaf #hotd #aegon iii x jaehaera #aegon iii targaryen #jaehaera targaryen #house targaryen #dance of dragons #jaehaegon

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little-pondhead · 2 years ago

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*tosses these into a pit and bolts*

#pondhead memes #danny phantom #I’m not sorry #dp x dc #danny fenton #tucker foley #sam manson #supervillain danny au #everlasting trio #villain!everlasting trio #Red Robin tried to challenge Foley at various things #not only can Foley hack better than him #he has Superman level strength and just breaks anything they capture him with #Manson beat the shit out of Harley and Ivy #and then teamed up with them #Fenton literally broke into the watchtower to warn the JL about his partners plans to take over the world #like yeah he loves her but taking over the world is HIS thing and also she ate the last bagel #that was a weird week for everyone #Damian definitely got adopted #completely by accident too #they were just chilling underground when he found them tried to fight them and got knocked into the portal gun they’d been using to commute #he got zapped to amity and Dani adopted him as her brother On Sight #the trio just kind of went along with it and now he knows all their secrets #he keeps their secrets on the condition he gets to come to amity and do the same thing they’re doing #which is fight people who are already dead and be a menace #Danny is very proud of his new stabby child and now has an excuse not to be adopted by Batman #in fact he appears one day as Fenton and demands child support #dpxdc

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iilmunchkiin · 4 months ago

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Starlo is so expressive he's sooo fun to drawww....

#I managed to get the dialogue portraits for this and omg #can we please talk about how majority of dalv's portraits is literally just him being sad #like this man has MORE THAN 18. SAD. PORTRAITS.#DALV IS A STARVING VICTORIAN CHILD #HEAR ME OUT #HE HAS THE VAMPIRE SWAG.... ATE NOTHING BUT CORN FOR A YEAR.... SELF-ISOLATES HIMSELF IN SORROW???....#I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU AHAHAHHHHAHA #undertale #undertale yellow #utdr #uty #undertale yellow fanart #undertale yellow starlo #uty starlo #starlo #uty north star #LM art #artists on tumblr

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doggoboigaugau · 5 months ago

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💫tell him the truth so that he will watch the stars through tears

I know the last pic is supposed to be sad-- BUT LOOK AT VOX'S SLVTTY LITTLE WAIST‼️😩😩😩😩

Also I drew this based on Xaelei's Radiostatic fic on AO3, READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T BECAUSE IT'S SO GOD DANG GOOD I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR CRYING WHILE READING: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54693283/chapters/138607858

#hazbin hotel #radiostatic #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #alastor #hazbin alastor #angst #the angst is angsting #im mentally insane #vox is literally my favorite boyloser ever he LOST INSTEAD OF ATE 🗣️🗣️🗣️#vox's slvtty little waist

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sunflowergraves · 7 months ago

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