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i need to psychoanalyze him fr .
#book of bill#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#the book of bill#theraprism#tbob#like theres so much wrong with him i need to put him in a centrifuge#shaking him around like a dog toy and hitting him with hammers. and kissing him but thats not the point#HE MISSES HIMMMMMM#TOXIC YAOI !!!!!
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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Bernard is always ready to beat someone up with a baseball bat, a sledgehammer, a no fishing sign - he will find something to use as a weapon and kick ass with.
#need a comic where he picks up a like very sturdy stick and decides to fight with that#he needs a giant hammer like harley lol#bernard dowd#dc comics#tati's post
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I 3D MODELED KIWI SNIPER YES
That artwork by @redmarqar made me lose my shit and I realized that if I don’t turn him into a low-poly 3D thingy right here and now I’d DIE on spot. So I sat down and made this in one evening!
🎷You spin me right round baby right round~~~
🔧Blender 3.6, Eevee render engine. 422 polygons (802 tris). I'm so proud ahaha
If this gets recognition I may even decide to rig and animate him... So please, if you like it, reblogs appreciated!!!
#I spent like 1.5 hours on modeling itself and 4+ hours on making a proper shader...#you see I'm a master at 3D shading (no)#ahahah#anyways#KIWI SNIPER#KIWIWIWIWI#he's got no hands but he has a big heart#He's so stupid I want to crash him with a hammer (affectionate)#in my head he's dancing mannrobics non-stop#and cool hat and glasses#hold him gently#team fortress sniper#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress fanart#tf2 fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#blender3d#blender#3d model
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Cass would have more scars than jason, childhood trauma erasure
ok but 1) what if jason just has a skill issue & 2) who said he has more scars
#batfam#jason todd#cassandra cain#red hood#batgirl#dc comics#think of jason’s scars as like a really bad tan from when he got blown up#barren and practically baby-skinned everywhere but the face#we dont even have to compare childhood trauma#theyve all been hit by a million hammers in the head we get it#this is an exaggeration for my designs btw LMAO#my art
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#guys look at this#what if he was like a little garden gnome would that be fucked up or what#wouldyou hit him with hammers to see what noise it makes#dungeon meshi#senshi dungeon meshi#senshi awesome 1000#im gonna bonbos
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It's like he has little antenna... Thank you grian for choosing that armor trim it was a wonderful decision
#art#artists on tumblr#jaloparker art#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#grian fanart#hermitcraft grian#grian#grian minecraft#grian hermitcraft#hes just a little creature#let him smack you with his hammer#im sure that wouldnt go terribly#i was going to post something else this friday.. but it can wait another week i think#i felt like this needed to be posted this friday
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AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos
#he just like me fr#dungeon meshi#laios touden#actuallyautistic#aphelion.txt#dunmeshi#laios#autism things#im definitely chewing on that marcille lore/angst too but the laios nightmare sequence hit close to home!!#dont think falin had a great relationship with their parents either#i mean aside from being willing to abandon her in the dream. idk if that's 100% accurate to how they acted.#it didnt seem like her affinity for ghosts was gonna go down real good in that flashback#also i need to write that post abt how falin has girl autism (dont ask me what that means unless you want to enter an unskippable cutscene)#actually its pretty easy to hit most dunmeshi chars w the hammer of autism laios is just the most obvious#senshi hyperfixating and having meltdowns (Waterwalk Incident.) and low empathy for people until he's gotten Attached#i need to go find that post someone made about chilchuck being the token allistic it was so fucking funny#i have like 3 more dunmeshi autism metas in my mental queue apparently. please make me shut up
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You could be nicer about it :((
#when wu n pixal opened a portal to the preeminent in s11 the place she was in looked like some kind of swamp#so i imagine after the merge the cursed realm is like someplace in the departed land or island or whatever that's a big area of toxic bogs#so the cursed bogs ehehe :)#also I'm a scythe morro truther he should have death imagery me thinks#a scythe works better for a wind weapon than an earth one in my opinion sorry cole you get a cool giant hammer tho#also also yes i am pretending that arin n ras ended up in the cursed bogs or someplace in the departed land after s2#ok ok yap session over now i promise#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising spoilers#ninjago morro#ninjago arin#ras doesn't get a tag <333#blue's doodles
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Just a small boy and his giant hammer <3
#linked universe#lu wind#lu fanart#I pretty much finished this like three months ago but I was overthinking the embroidery xD#I don't usually write my @ but the space felt too empty lol#I felt so big brain for adding the blue water-like thingy until my friend pointed out he looked like he was about to trip on paint 💀#Still not great at coloring but I think this is the only drawing with colors I don't hate so that's a win :9#Anyways sry if the legs look wonky I messed up while doing the lineart#buuut I hope you enjoy to see the wimdy boy#the hammer was so hard to do please stare at it directly for 20 mins#I hope the spiral being on the right doesn't feel wrong. it didn't look right the other way around :s#offmozzart
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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)
Sorry if this is OOC!
#mama~ just killed a man~~#<- PLEASE get that reference#anyways- the lipgloss is popping and the girlies are slaying <3 (literally)#psychologically messing with the doomed narrative brothers just for the fucksies and the funsies#as per usual#been planning on this lore drop for a WHILE but got sidetracked- so here it is later than never#A brief insight on how Stan got roped into the whole mess and why Ford is so insistent on bringing Bill back#there's a little more to it like how Bill kinda acted like a parasite in Ford's brain?? and it latched onto his mind until he became#like codependant and INTEGRAL to his brain and whatnot#and then Ford killing him from his mindscape was basically the equivalent of him smashing the load bearing pillar of his mind with a#big ass hammer#sooo it left a GAPING hole where Bill used to be- making Ford believe Bill cursed him or did something to him during his last breaths as#revenge#(which Bill obviously didn't because he was busy DYING- altho it's completely fair of Ford to believe that of Bill- that narsty skank)#so he's trynna bring Bill back to figure that shit out- BUT also ALSO keep in mind that Ford is a leetol bit frazzled atm#he's not in his right mind- so he's making stupid decisions and stupid thoughts#anyways#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#my art#my writing#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw graphic descriptions
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Part 3
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#the book of bill spoilers#tbob spoilers#bill cipher#theraprism#(BLUGEONING HIM WITH A HAMMER) anyway i hope you guys enjoyed this.#do yall get it. do you see the vision.#he'd rather kill someone than admit hes having a panic attack.#his first instinct is to reject help and act violently#deeply unwell behavior from a guy who definitely doesnt have panic attacks#talk therapy exercise with bill cipher thats like skipping thru a minefield#would he admit to using the 54321 method fuck no
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another one added to the collection 🧎♀️
#ʚ ₊˚ 💭 : vegas yaps.#and he wears glasses#and he’s a dilf 🧍♂️#AND HE HAS A BREEDING KINK#WOAHHH#my rose toy flew to my hand like thor’s hammer
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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A fierce duel commences!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#game dev diary#This was a test to figure out busts (art style & methodology as well as implementation & uploading)!#Game progress is going well! It is not the most showy content at the moment though....but soon!#I have made more spritesheets + wrote a 20 page script for the beginning of the game + lots of mechanical stuff.#OOH and our main town has a map and I've hammered out most of the major character designs!#(I have a comic I will share later this week about how character design talk in a team setting has been going so far.)#This gif is to share a little bit of whimsy and joy with you all. Because we are having so much fun!#Fanart like this is great for practicing a new medium! Also very few people would care to see my custom windowskins.#(This gif is pre-custom windowskins sadly. Next game dev update will have them though!)#Thank you all for being here at the start of my journey B*)#By the way yeah I do think WWX would be a menace when it comes to taking his medication.#WWX's toxic masculinity trait is thinking he's invincible and doesn't need medication.#He would get worms and go 'Nah my immune system will handle it.' Which. No. Please take worms seriously.#LWJ on the other hand would be the model medication taker. He's got a schedule. A weekly organizer. He's a doctor's dream patient.
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the song of humanity will continue to be sung
#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun stampede#he means so much to me he means sooooo much i love him so much asfuahghdsgnkdsgk#VASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#i posted it on twit but i was REALLY dreading ep 11 bc i figured that vash might cry#but instead he screamt into agony in which i cant even rewatch the episode#bc the va did such a good fucking job in conveying that terror and grief and guilt and it fucks me up so bad#vash makes me sad in EVERY adaption but stampede is like#we've only seen him be kind. he's just nice. he's serious and he's nice and he's kind. he treats everyone with so much delicateness and care#and the only time he raises his voice is for the protection of others and warning them#and now he's rung the wranger and i now have a hammer to knives' side#not even trying to be dramatic its just been awhile since a character has mattered to me in this kind of way#ruporas art
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