#he le smol tho

[drewmwalker]

Please don’t kill me for all the tags but I decided to show an entire doodle page this time

[cthulhushibainu]

CONVERSION

Bipidy fuck boo, he is le done, no more of that DiSgUStiNg fuck ass of an au (the gro××er wally)

This is Dog Designer wally, we're getting rid of that G word since it's been tainted

SO

GET Stratosphere

YOUR (*groxxer)*

FUCK ASS / /

*(kicks)* / /

OUTA HERE!!

So some info about him:

Top tier stylist for dogs, kind, sweet, a ball of anxiety, 4.2ft (smol king)

Cats absolutely hates him even tho his dad is amazing with cats and they owned a cat when he was a child

Absolute embodiment of a low roll/ nat 1 on a dnd dice when it comes to social cues and socializing, occasionally rolls a nat 20 at things like flirting in his weird but charming way

Volunteers at the daycare when he has the time to one, better his social skills and does genuinely cares about the kids, two *(also to vist his crush which is you y/n)*

He also sometimes volunteers in rescue shelters for dogs and cats with getting them cleaned up

That's about the gist of it, there's more to him tho, thy will do some lore of him later.

RULESSSS

1. NO FUCKING PRO SHIPPING OR GORE OR KIDDY C#RN OR R#PE OR FUCKING WHATEVER NSFW ART, THY WILL ALLOW GOOD, VANILLA, WHOLESOME NSFW ARTWORK BETWEEN ADULTS THO

2. IF THY EVER SEES WHAT THY LISTED ABOVE IN ANY PART OF THE INTERNET THAT THY CAN SEE EASILY

THY IS PUNTING U INTO THE STRATOSPHERE AND BANISHING U TO THE SHADOW REALM

3. Please do report thoes people that create that sort of shit, it's already bad enough to constantly be facing thoes types of things in real life.

4. Have fun with it, thy doesn't mind fan art or you creating a story line with this wally as long it's not hurting anybody and it's properly tagged if ya doing some angst over there, go for it

5. Do make sure to credit thy for this design of wally, that's all thy asked

Side note: the original design of this wally was good, but it was soiled by its intent by the original creator so thy made some tweaks to it to make something good out of it

[thatoneandlonelyemo2005]

I watched 92sies....again-

*title screen with Max's voice over* me screaming while that happens

*Seeing a printer* screams 'yes girl'

The boys sleeping on the statute with dirty feet is gonna make me cry

MR. KLOPPMAN <3, also the squeaky floors are a mood

Boots my beloved, Swifty (is that the one who is sucking his thumb?), SKITTERY THO LOOK AT HIM, Mush sleeping so peacefully, BUMLETS TURNING OVER AND COVERING HIMSELF UP!!!

Hello Jack, wake up you silly whore, also can we talk about his hair it looks so dead

RACETRACK CIGAR IS STOLEN

BEST BOY BLINK WHO JUMPED FROM NO WHERE

MUSH BEING RIPPED

SPECSC AND BLINK, CRUTCHIE <333

"on me back mush", JACK LOOKS IN PAIN THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION

Mush having shaving cream on him by jack-

SKITTERYS VOICE, UM HELLEROOOO BEAUTIFUL

Kid Blink my beloved

OH I CAN SEE MUSHES UNDER WHERE...WELL THEN

Crutchie though, deals with this shit everyday istggg

BLUSH INTERACTING MUSH PUSHING HIM

DUTCHY COMING OUT OF THE TOLITE/DOOR

A BOY IS CLEANING THERE FEET BEAUTFUL

Racer wanting a towel and Skittery is being so silly

Jacks red banana

DID I JUST SEE A BUMLETS YES

Smol boy trying to catch up by sliding on the ground

Mr.Kloppman counting to make sure there all there <3

I hate the kid with the paper telling them to hurry up so annoying

Them all dancing on the barrels, running around and sliding

KID BLINK AND RACE PLAYFIGHTING

THE NUNNS LAKHDLKADGLKDKG, MUSH, KID BLINK SINIGNG<3RACE<3DUTCHY<3

THE FUCKIUNG DANCEING LMAOOOO

BUMLETS AND RACE <3

Specs and Skittery pushing around

DELANCYES BROTHERS ARE HERE AND THE NEWSIES ARE READY, GO OFF

Blink smacking Mush <3

Race betting, JACK TAKES HAT

GO OFF JACK,

DAIVD AND LES <3

COWBOY SWINGING ON THE LITTLE THING

FISRT GAY ENCOUNTER WITH DAVID "What do you think your doing"

sings: "GO GET THEM COWBOY"

Les pushing threw the boys to see Jack

"Your too kind Racer"

Bell rings, Wiesel <3

BLUSH TALKING AND SMILING MUSH WHISPERING IN EAR

DAVID 20 papes but only gets 19, Jack being very gay

I SER SKITTERY IN THE BACKGROUND

"The call him cowboy!"

Kid Blink and Mush walking over is best, Mush is holding Jacks papers while talking to Les, Blink Smiling

"Well if hes the best then why dose he need me" LIKE DAMNNNNNN GO OFF DAVID

Boots I see you, you silly boy,

60/40 *shakes*

Cruitchie has beautiful eyes tf

I HATE SPIT EWWWW

"Newsies sell papes", pretty women walk by and them being all respectful, SPECS GO OFF CALL OUT THAT OUTLINE

I forgot this was a straight boy movie

Pulitzer trying to take money from Herst

"Never mind the Newsies" Stop it, no not rn, just stfu

Silly man gets punch, Les drinking, David having a heart attack, Jack just enjoying life UNTIL SYNDER

Them running away and all the people looking at them, I think i even saw some Newsies

Ending up at Meddas <3, David asking many questions "Sullivan" Jack getting defensive, David pulling Les back from the prop, Medda telling them to get out but sees Jack and <3

ALSO, LOOK AT JACK USING HIS LASSO TO HOLDS HIS PAPES

David getting pulled bY HIS TIE FROM JACK!!!!! Les taking candy

Lovely Dovey Baby, Jack and David being a little gay, also David staring at Medda

Jack running over to the big boom and wanting to join, David having so much panic and tries to get him away, Jack grabbing Les

Them walking home and David's parents are so welcoming

Sarah my beloved

Jack asking for seconds and then getting a slice of cake like go off, how many times does he get sweets

David and Jack sitting on the fire escape <3 very gay BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK IT UP MYER

Jack now has issues and wants to sing about Santa Fe

OK not me dying during this GO OFF JACK, CLIMB DOWN THOSE STAIRS AND GET ON THAT WAGAON, HAY BALE, COWBOY ATE ISTGGGGGG, JUMPS OFF WALL IN ALLEYWAY, dose this weird dance shit like a horse lmao, also lasso is belt rn

SPINS ON KNEES AND RIDES A HORSE <3 SNATA FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HIM ON HORSE AND SINGING

*gets off horse* <3

RACETRACK AND HIM TALKING ABOUT THE HORSE HE TRIED TO BET ON

FUck Pulitzer and the guy who said to raise the price for the Newsies, man knowns its very bad chief, his next thought to cut his own paychecks, very rough on children

Kid Blink going off, one of the delanceys brothers mocking him, Skittery is not having a good day, Boots you shall never be on the streets again, Mush and Crutchie <3, Jack is looking so confused

Race being a little bitch but truth, I PAUSED IT AND I SEE DAVID AND LES IN THE BACK, Skittery is still there best boy, SPECS I SEE YOU AND YOUR TOP HAT, Swifty <3,

Can we talk about there outfits tho!!! Look at all of them, Kid Blink is a fav for outfits rn I LOVE THE PANTS THO, I LIKE PANTS

"They cant do this to me Jack" <3

Mush wanting to buy papes still, Kid Blink being like wtf, Les makes them move away, Blink hands Jack a cigertt, Race asking if hes done thinking yet <3

Daivd with the idea of the union because IF WE DONT SELL PAPES NOONE DOSE

'YES LIKE A STIRKE", Daivd was just joking

ALSO, can we talk about Blink and how he holds his pants because that's so gay go off king, and Race slinging an arm around Blink

Blink whispering to Mush <3

Les yelling 'STIKE' David wants to die

AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW, Boots and Race asking if they can soak them, David telling them no

JACK BREAKS A STICK

MUSH AND BUMLETS WITH RACE SINGING UPCLOSE ,<3

THE LITTLE DANCE ;LSKDGLKHDGKHSKHGDK

Race and Blink on the gate

David looking like he regrets so much life rn,

David and Jack being so damn gay rn looking at each other, Mush grabbing David <3333

Jack writing STRIKE

BUMELTS I SEE YOU MY BOY, oh there's the one redhead!

DENTON MY BOY I SEE YOU

Bumlets once again is best, Snipper <3

"Who wants Brooklyn" *goes quite*

David telling Jack to go to Pulitzer to dare him *takes Les with him* 👁👄👁<David

Denton bonding with David

Jack telling how it went, Les being best boi, them eating <3

Boots, David and Jack going to Brooklyn and yelling over the bridge

Spot Colon is very dangerous David

Not the Brooklyn boys swimming and then coming out to look strong in front of Jack

"Going somewhere cowboy"

SPOT COLON AHHHHHHHH, LOOK AT THE KING

Him just climbing over the wood and not saying anything

OK BUT WHY DO THE BROOKLYN BOYS LOOK SO DAMN OLD

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPOTS OUTFIT OMFG LOOK AT IT, LOVE PANTS

Boots giving him marbles-

"Been hearing things from little birdies" *tries to shoot marble* David backs away

*shoots a bottle*

Spot and David almost kissing- (lowkey very close spot)

✨Mouth✨

SPOT WITH CANE OMFG HE HAS A CANE I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT HE HAS A CANE

Cowboy hat is on-

"your right Jack he has brains, but I got brains too" LIKE BITCH GO OFF DAMN

*taps the cane on board*

Brooklyn boy behind Jack, they start to get surrounded, also it looks very bright bc Spot keeps squinting lmao

Spot has nice pink lips, lowkey

"That anit good enough Jackie boy"

WHEN DID MUSH AND DAVID BECOME FRIENDS LIKE IM-

also blush✨✨✨

Skittery talks so beautiful ya know

WHEN DID JACK GET REALLY DIRTY HANDS

David touching Jack shoulder, so gay

OMFG WAIT WHY DID I FORGET DAVID SINGS RN, STOPPPP

Ok but them dancing and David just fucking hops lmaooo

Blink lost his hat, shook his head and put it back on BULLETS MY BOY

Not all the littles on top of the statue and the older ones dancing

Mush with no suspenders on kills me

BUMLETS JUMPING OVER SKITTERY

Now they have a little dance battle ✨gay✨

Blush jumped real high

Denton tho-

Not the scabs rn

A fight scene with the papers being torn up, throwing tomatoes- pushing the cart over

Weisel dying rn

THE BULLS

"CHEESE IT"

Crutchie being left and Race calling out

Javid at the refuge

The nuns <3

Jack being held by a rope that David is holding, telling him to go gently is a mood

Tin Pin-

Not all the boys taking care of the other boys kfkgkfkfkfkfm, I see you patting one kid with a wet cloth

David telling them to shhhh

Crutchie get Snyder away from the window

Pulitzer giving Weisle the permission to get them away

BUMLETS CLOSE UP

SPECS CLOSE UP

MUSH AND KID BLINK AND SKITTERY CLOSE UP

OMFG A DANCE SCENE

The drums reminds me of a street beat my high school band plays

OH WERE SO VIBING RN

There in formation your honor

BUT ANOTHER BLINK CLOSE UP ( actually quite a few)

CHEST BUMPS

Them all breathing hard from dancing

When David told them to be claim down but Jack says soak them for crutchie THEN RACE YELLS IT'S TRAP

Denton with camera trying to get in TRYING TO SAVE HIS BOYS

David holding on to Jack

OMFG BROOKLYN POPS UP

LOOK AT THEM

ONE BY ONE, THERE LITTLE HEADS

MUSH IS SO HAPPY RN

Jack is so happy too

Mush getting chased by a goon, sling shot his ass, Boots hurting one of them, Race saying he gives up but kicks the dude balls

Spot coming down kicking two people, openes the gate then HE WIPS OUT HIS CANE OMFG GO OFF KING

Mush sliding down along with Bumelts!

David and Jack hugging but almost kissing

Kid blink in the picture

OMFG KONY IS COMING UP

Skittery and Specs sitting by one another, Skittery sitting so gay, everyone eating SPOT IS STILL THERE

"Where's me picture!?"

Spot crouching to see the pape, MUSH IS BEST

Spot asking where it says his name <3

Bumlets just smiling

Skittery saying "So what"

I'M- IT'S ABOUT TO START

Jesus Race is getting way to physical with Skittery, don't mind him being a little moody

RACE HITTING THE TABLE ABOUT TO SING

STFU BC THAT WAS AMAZING, ALL THEM GETTING LITTLE LINES TO SING AND SPOT DANCING RIGHT NEXT TO SKITTERY ON THE TABLE, TAP DANCING WITH MUSH AND HIS NO SUSPENDERS, THERE'S A NEWSIES WITH OVERALLS OMFG AND KID BLINK GO OFF, DAVID IS BEST

BUMLETS SPINNING ON THE FAN I CAN'T GET OVER THAT, HOW DID HE DO THAT

ALSO THEM JUMPING ON THE TABLES AND KIDS RUNNING UNDER THEIR LEGS

THE COOKS KIDS WATCHING

JACK TAP DANCING

AND THE LITTLES BEING BROUGHT UP BY PEOPLE IN THE CHAIRS

Blink watching his boyfriend tho

Spot with his hand on the back of David, Blink smirking AND MUSH SHARING HIS DRINK WITH MUSH BC BLINK TRIED TO GET SOME AND EVEN HIS HAND SHOOK A BIT FOR RACE BUT HE DIDN'T GIVE ANY TO HIM, BUMLETS WITH HAND ON LES

I see Specs shaking his head yes

OUR MAN DENTON *raises glass*

Crutchie telling Snyder that's jack- "you know this boy" WHY JUST

I feel like this is lowkey dragging on, how am I 57 minutes in still, maybe bc I'm writing so much

DUTCHY MAKING A SIGN AND ASKING IF HE SPELLED IT RIGHT, SYDNER COMING IN THAT LITTLE BITCH

Kid blink and Race friendship <3

Specs and Skittery friendship <3

Bumlets pointing Synder

Jack dancing around them

Race getting money from Synder

Sarah and Jack a kfkgkfkfkfkfm, although Sarah is very cute

Them eating breakfast on the rooftop<3

"You should hear him talking about ✨Jack Kelly ✨"

Pultizer using a magnifying glass ! ;)

NO WAIT THE RALLY SCENE, IT'S THE BEST BUT OMFG WAIT THERE GONNA COME AND GET THEM

OK BUT PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THEY GOT ALL THESE SUITS TO LOOK SO DAPPER JUST STOP IT BEST SCENE

Why does Jack look so sunburnt omfg lmao

And Spot being just amzing tho, WITH HIS LITTLE PIMP CANE

"My pal ✨David ✨"

"TELL THEM JACK!" Kid Blink go off

AHHH MEDDA GO OFF YES I CAN'T GET OVER THIS

LOOK AT ALL THEM AROUND HER

KID BLINK HANGING OFF THE RAILING

RACE CALLING OUT TO HER

IM-

THEY DANCING

THE FUCKING BULLS STFU GET OUT

OK SARAH GO OFF, about to kiss jack

RACE AND KID BLINK SKIPPING WITH MEDDA GOD FUCKING SHIT SO GOOD

Skittery and Race dancing is best

YES THAT ENDING THO, BEST GIRL MEDDA

David seeing Synder and telling Spot who dashes away

YOU CAN HEAR BLINK GOING "MWAH" LMAO

Race helping Medda BUT GETS PUNCHED STOP DJFMFMMDKDKDK, HER CALLING OUT FOR RACE

NO KID BLINK GETTING PUNCHED

WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN THE THEATHER

JACK IS DOWN AND DAVID TRYING TO GET HIM

"On the grounds of Brooklyn"

THEY STILL WEARING THERE SUNDAY BEST

DENTON COMING IN TO PAY THE FINE

David asking where Jack is, man's comes in and David is now having second thoughts

Les screaming "No"

Why did Mush shake Denton's hand

David now don't like Denont, he don't know what he's gonna do

Kid Blink has a real bad black eye wtf

Specs and Dusty being supreme

David throwing the paper away but Les taking the paper

Goes to get Jack out, David has a gay squad™, Blink, Mush, Race, Boots, and Les<3

Les really likes Jack istg he calls out to him agAIN

Not the gay squad ™ looking at David, telling Racetrack to watch Les<3

Jack with cowboy hat, David getting on the back of carriage

37 minutes left and idk how to feel, kinda relieved bc why is this taking so long

Smart boy David over here with taking the pin out

Pultizer threating Jack, also not him walking in very gay like

Talking about the war lmao, not Jack snopping the pictures

Jack has a bad bruise too!

"Are your bribing me Joe" lmao, I died

Why is Jack skin so dang smooth

Pultizer threating the Jacobs :(

Jack and David running away THE KISS SCENE ALMOST IN THE ALLEY WAY VERY TOUCHY

David not caring about going to jail and being very hurt by Jack, him walking off

SANTA FE AGAIN BUT IN JAIL CELL

Crutchie tries with a bread but it looks like a potato

Also why is there no damn bed, just fucking springs

Looks out the window so sad like

OMFG JACK SCABS AND I SEE THE RED HEAD AGAIN

Spot breaking kids up and ask Race wtf is happening with Jack also why are most of them shirtless or well not having there buttons done, SPOT JUMPING LMAO, but getting held back

David and him talking kerkkgkgkgkfk, David grabbing his little suit and telling him he's a lier

Wait is Jack jealous of the family David has- shit wait

AHHH THE BOYFRIENDS ARE ARGUING, not David going back for a punch Jack taunting him

Les: "guys mom and dad are arguing again"

OH the boys feeling so many emotions rn, Les saying no he's just a spy, I see you Spot

David having a moment by slamming down the window NOT THE HOTDOG THO

Weisel in the basement with Jack

Sarah just wants to be alone omfg, Les tho gets fucking slammed DAVID YOU GO KING

WAIT IS SARAH REALLY THAT TALL GOOD LORD GOOD LORD

OMFG DAVID FUCKING DASHES AND JACK SAVES THE DAY FUCK YEAH

Jack checking David for cuts

OH THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE THO, WHY DO LOVE THAT

Them going to Denton<3

David and Denton have a moment

Les checking out the house

IS THAT A PICTURE OF TEDDY ON THE WALL

Our man Denton!!!

They all sit around a table is best

Sarah is best girl tho

THEM MAKING A NEWSPAPER AND SINGING AHHHH

DAVID LEARNING HOW TO MAKE THE PAPER FROM DENTON

MUSH ALREADY GOT HIS PAPER BUT THEN BLINK GOES TO GET HIS WITH MUSH LIKE I'M, SO DAMN GOOD

OK BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEM RIDIND THE CARRIAGE THO, BLINK ON BACK JUST HANGING OUT AND SARAH SITTING WITH LES AND DAVID BOOTS HANGING ON TOO DENONT BEST

Race asking if the kids can read-

SKITTERY MY BOY, TAKING OFF HIS CAP LOOK AT HIM

DUTCHY AND BLINK <3

jack stop being straight

Teddy having sadness for them and calling Denton "Denty" ✨

Kid Blink walking in and Mush looks to him with soft eyes and asking "So's when the others coming Kid" GOD I SCREAMED

Jack once again using his lasso for a belt

BUMLETS I SEE YOU IN THE BACK

Les singing, Race and Les Friendship<3

LOOK AT ALL THE KIDS OMFG

AND SPOT, THAT LITTLE BITCH LOOK AT HIM HE'S SLAYING RN

Them picking the littles up, I see you Bumelts being so kind

Them going to talk to Pultizer and David being the best bitch

"My pal David, a walking mouth" kfkvkfmfmmf

Spot being the best boy and calling Davids name out

Les is on Jack suoulders and I'm in love

All the littlea being hugged by the older ones

Crutchie is back <3 yes bestie

Why is Sydner smiling in the jail car lmao

TEDDY ROOSEVELT <3 STOP

All the kids dying when they hear Jack talking about Santa Fe

Denton being a proud father

Spot reaching out to Jack tho, well all of them

The Jacobs crying rn

BLUSH LEANING ON THE POLL

Skittery and Tumbler tho best

JACK COMING BACK AFTER HAVING A THERAPY TALK WITH TEDDY

"besides I got family here" AND LOOKS TO DAVID

BUMLETS MY BOY IS SO HAPPY

"Come here Davey" JUST STOP

straight people kissing ew, why are they like going at it tho, tf

SPOT IN THE CARRIAGE GO OFF KING

THEM ALL HAVING A SMALL DANCING SKIT

Denton being so proud rn

And the end with KONY go off kings I can't rn

THE END, sorry if this that post was so damn long, I've been going second by second

[e-adlirez]

Treasure Seekers 3 Review/Ramble

Welcome to the third and last entry of the Treasure Seekers trilogy :D

"Wait what?" I probably hear you ask. "What about the other four treasures they said the girls would find?"

And to that I say

yeah it do be a bit sad that they never made a book 4

But make no mistake, Legend of the Maze is a doozy of a third book, and I'd say it's almost on-par with book 1 if not surpassing it. Unfortunately there is no free digital copy of the book, so uh if you're down to spend a bit on a digital copy on the E-book site of your choosing or on a physical copy in a bookstore, I salute you for your determination.

As for the rest of you, you're just gonna have to trust me bro :] /j

Ready? Let's go :D (also this is being written by a sleep-deprived E running on hyperfixation juice so if you find any grammar issues feel free to let me know so I can fix them)

The story begins with the Thea Sisters touring the Capelletti House in Verona with their Italian friend/tour guide Sebastiano. Yes, this Verona.

So yeah Colette is fantasizing about Romeo and Juliet as a romantic ship, Vi is trying to kill her Santa by telling her that Romeo and Juliet are fictional characters (which Colette responds to with "oh hush I can dream"), and oop-- loose floorboard-- what's this package under the flo-- LE GAAASSSPPPP LANE LOOORRREEEEE

The girls fangirl about the ABL jumpscare a lil' too loudly and Sebastiano is a lil' confusion, soooooooo the squad goes out for some snacks outside the Capelletti house to explain stuff to Sebastiano

buckle up Sebastiano you're about to get two 300-page books worth of Lane Lore™

While listening to the story, it turns out that Sebastiano may or may not have heard a peep about a legend about a treasure called the Treasure of Eternal Love (adapted Scholastic name is "Treasure of True Love" which ew, snatches the original Italian name instead), which was said to have been owned by Juliet and tho a lotta people are trying to find it, they dunno where it is now. Sounds very Seven Treasures of the World to me :]

How does Sebastiano know a peep about this very obscure legend? Turns out he learned about it from a letter written by his great-grandpappy Jacopo, who was an archaeologist like Aurora :3

So Sebastiano invites the girls to dinner at his place so the girls can look for the letter. Vi don't get too comfy with the house library I know it looks very cool and antique but we got a goal and that is sifting through a lil' box of Jacopo's kept things and find some-- HOLY CRAP LANE LORE™

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"Hi Jacopo, tysm for helping me with my research on the Treasure of Eternal Love, you're a real g my guy, regards from me and my sister Linda, also tysm for the tour of Verona."

-- ABL

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The girls tell Sebastiano their findings over a dinner of bigoli al pomodoro, give some extra Lane Lore™ about Jan von Klawitz and Aurora's six sisters, and mention the possibility that Linda knows where the treasure is, which means that Luke is probably after it too, but also Linda might know where the treasure is, which means a lead >:3

First stop: Verona's city hall, where Sebastiano's friend Guido works and is able to help them with finding information about a Linda Lane who may or may not have lived in Verona approximately a century ago. They find a document that says yes, Linda did in fact live in Verona once, and also her address is listed there because legalities, y'know how it is.

So the girls head on over to the address, knock at the door, and are greeted by an old lady, and :0 turns out this old lady (her name is Mia) knew Linda personally.

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Linda and Mia met when Linda was in her older years and Mia was a smol child. Mia would read for Linda since her eyesight deteriorated in her old age, and they hung out a lot together. When Linda left to return to England, she left the house to Mia, as well as a good chunk of the stuff she had in said house as mementos for Mia to remember her by.

-

Hey guys you wanna see a trick, it's called "the Lane Lore™ %", aka how fast can we get this old lady up to speed with the ABL drama-- /j

Unfortunately Mia doesn't really know anything about the treasures, but she does have this wack painting of a scenery in Japan that just won't align correctly no matter how much finagling you do to it-- oh there was an envelope inside-- LANE LORE™?

So the letter inside the envelope is a letter from Aurora to Linda basically Aurora telling Linda she found the Treasure of Eternal Love, but because Jan is on her tail, she left the treasure in the "House of the Sun" for now. Now, if you tried looking up "house of the sun", you'd get a hotel in Florida, a manga, a former Incan temple that's now a monastery-- you get the picture, it do be a weird detail and probably not it bro, besides Aurora's too much of a gremlin to be that obvious with her riddles.

At least if you're not a Shakespeare nerd like Colette is (the kind that never read past Romeo and Juliet's wedding), because if you were, you'd know that at one point Romeo equates Juliet to the sun rising in the east. Romeo is simping for Juliet, Juliet is the sun, ergo, the Capelletti house.

But uh, thing is we already went to the house and we already know that Aurora came back for the treasure and took it somewhere else. Sooooo might as well see what the last letter says--

"Hi so I'm on the run rn I can't chat for long because Jan is pissed and he wants to find me and force me to reveal the treasure, and I don't think I wanna know how not-kid-friendly this is gonna get if he does find me. Thanks for introducing me to your friend tho :D she's cool and thanks to her help, the treasure is safe and sound in the shade of the cherry trees! I'll come back for it one day, hopefully that day comes soon. Anyway, hugs and kisses, Linda." - ABL

Spoiler alert, despite having a beeg cherry tree on the painting, there was in fact nothing else hiding behind the painting.

LUKE TRANSITION

So Luke is doing Luke things, not touching grass as per usual. Cassidy comes by to give him a lil' souvenir from great-grandpappy Jan von Klawitz's house in London: Jan's old notes. Luke immediately dismisses Cassidy without even so much as a thank you -- Cassidy girlypop you're not scoring that man no matter what you do, he's the Adrien to your Marinette girlie we're only at book 3, you might as well accept your fate -- and Luke takes a lil' peek into Jan's notebook (he also calls his great-grandpappy "Jan", like just "Jan". I dunno maybe I'm just finding it weird because I'm Asian . .) for the goods.

And goods Luke does find, which he proceeds to consume like a goblin. Bit of Klawitz lore here:

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"Grrr grrr stupid Aurora and her smartass tricks grrrrr who does she think she is grrrrr she beat me to the Treasure of Eternal Love in Verona grrrrrrrrrrrr well at least now I know how she works, I managed to find this friend of hers Jacopo, who definitely knows about the treasure even though he keeps playing stupid like I don't know that he knows Aurora. Something something cherry trees, I ransacked every single cherry tree in Verona and there was literally nothing, wth, Aurora why are you like this" - Jan von Klawitz

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Luke responds to this seedy lore from his great-grandpappy with "hehehHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHH JAN YOU IDIOT, YOU COULDN'T SEE WHAT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU UNDERESTIMATED THE LITTLE PILOT GIRL, I ALREADY KNOW WHERE TO LOOK"

Cut back to the girls, and they know where to look next, too

It's Japan, i-it's Japan, y'know Japan's relationship with their sakura/cherry blossoms

Turns out Linda has a friend named Kyoko Bianchi, a Japanese-Italian botanist who was raised in Japan. Since Aurora mentions in her letter that Linda's friend came in clutch, she was obviously referring to Kyoko and now the treasure is in Japan.

So Japan transition :D (based on my personal experience in Japan and also a bit of canon continuity consistency, I headcanon that despite being written in English, this segment of the story mostly had the girls speaking in Japanese, a language they would know how to speak a bit of at least (and apparently Vi is conversational in Japanese so c'mooonnnn).)

The girls land at Narita Airport and take a train to central Tokyo (damn Kumi from Cherry Blossom Adventure you came in clutch possibly teaching the girls how to Japanese subway offscreen because they actually didn't get lost using it on their own :D). Kyoko's hometown was Tokyo, so might as well start searching for her descendants/relatives there. First stop: Shibuya.

Colette is playfully ribbed a bit for having a big-ass bag while everyone else only brought smol backpacks around with them, the luck of the girls not getting lost using the Japanese subway must be balanced out so Paulina's GPS decides now is the right time to be a dick, Shibuya Crossing, and finally they make it to the hotel where Amrita Bianchi, their first Kyoko descendant candidate, is at.

And this is the first time the girls come across the concept of cosplaying, I genuinely don't know how they managed to sidestep it for so long especially since they've been to Japan before for a student exchange, all I can really justify it with is that university has been kicking their a-- RATSUNE MIKU??

Gahd even in 2018 Italy there was no escape from her /j

Anyway so Amrita didn't know Kyoko, so their second candidate is Shinobu Bianchi, a guy living in Shinjuku. They find him-- or more accurately run into him (literally) on his way to work, try to explain things to him but this man is running late, so he invites the girls to follow him to his workplace. They find themselves in a cafe on opening time, customers start filing in before the girls can even tell Shinobu what the whole deal is, soooooo karaoke break :D

Vi c'mon it's not like there's much else to do while waiting for Shinobu-- what're you gonna do, sit there and wait? A-actually y'know what that sounds like something Vi would happily do but c'mooonnn Vi where's your sense-a humor :D

Thirty minutes of singing later, they finally get five minutes to explain to Shinobu what they're looking for and Shinobu says "sorry I dunno Kyoko, I am half-Italian on my dad's side, but my mom has a different Japanese surname"

So the girls Peter William a bit emotionally, Pam goes to what Scholastic is telling me is a kiosk but might as well be a 7/11 based on the banger food Pam got from said kiosk, the girls take a taxi to a Capsule Hotel (judging from the illustration it looks like the Shinjuku Kuyakusho-mae Capsule Hotel), and after a bit of dinner, Peter William into their capsule rooms physically.

The next morning, Nicky goes out for a morning jog as usual (she prolly slept with her capsule open so she wouldn't get claustrophobic), and she finds a gardener tending to a Kyoko Bianchi flower :0 like no joke that's the name, it's a K. bianchi, named after a botanist who founded the Fairy Garden (Disclaimer: neither the K. bianchi nor the Fairy Garden Foundation in Japan exist, they're fictional bits for this fictional story and that's fine :3). Nicky gets the address for the Fairy Garden, runs back to the girls who are having breakfast, and they head on over to the venue.

At the Fairy Garden, the girls meet a gardener named Toshio who happily shows them around, and despite not knowing all the Lane Lore™ (yet), he knows enough to lead them to Kyoko's perfectly preserved office, where the late Bianchi has displayed some pictures from Verona, as well as her furniture and encyclopedia collection.

After a search, they find what was presumably a haiku alluding to Jomon Sugi and the writer's voice being hidden in there, and one jaunt to the record of Jomon Sugi in Kyoko's encyclopedia collection and uhp-- a hidden cassette tape inside the volume!

On one hand, victory, the girls have found a VHS tape that is implied to have a personal recording from Kyoko Bianchi herself, so they're super-close to the treasure now :D

But on the other hand, they found a VHS tape in the year of our lord 2018.

Good news, Toshio knows a buddy who's super tech-savvy, and that's including tech things. Bad news, he's in Kyoto, which is about 445 km/283 miles away from Tokyo.

So the girls quickly take a shinkansen and some bento boxes to Kyoto :D (their wallets are probably sobbing in an 86-USD ticket per person)

At Kyoto, meet Ren, are lowkey surprised that his house is a traditional Japanese house as opposed to a modern flat but hey it's a pleasant surprise, and Ren is able to play the tape for them.

In the tape, Kyoko explains the Treasure of Eternal Love, how it ended up in her hands at the ripe age of 20 through Linda and Aurora, and some Treasure of Eternal Love lore, or rather Ring of Eternal Love lore:

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Yeah sure Romeo and Juliet were fictional characters, but reality, so it goes, isn't that much different. The Ring of Eternal Love was a courting gift from a suitor to a bachelorette of the Cappelletti household. The suitor and the girl's families had hate boners for each other for a while now, but instead of spiraling into a destructive mess of family feuding and death like in Shakespeare's play, they decided to call off the feud so the two lovers could be happy together. And now the ring, as Kyoko puts it, has been passed down from her to "one who shows love every day, in every way, towards everything that grows from the earth."

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The girls are happy they got to see the tape and its contents, but they Peter William emotionally once more because well, they're back to square one now-- literally the only clue they have is the thing Kyoko said, and what is the thing Kyoko said? It's cryptic and weird and h a h ? Ren offers to accommodate them for the night, the girls get to sleep on futons for the first time since Secret of the Snow, and the next day they decide to have some downtime vacay-ing in Nijo Castle. A vacay that results in Vi having an epiphany about the riddle and thus who has the ring.

Meanwhile with Luke, he's planning something. Something that's got Cassidy in Japan and putting her master's degrees in Engineering, Chemistry and Computer Sciences to use by assembling a drone (I'm wondering how Cassidy has so little braincells out on the field despite having THREE MASTER'S DEGREES like holy crap--)

Cassidy tries complimenting Luke on the motherboard he sent in from Alaska and-- ew Omar why are you here I thought Luke fired you-- ooh what's that package thing-- oi don't diss on Japanese people being polite, once you see the ruder options you're gonna be pining for that shnit-- wait what how's this drone gonna find the Ring of Eternal Love--

Anyway the girls plus Toshio and Ren take the train back to Tokyo (istg if they took the shinkansen--) and back to the Fairy Garden Foundation, where they talk to the current head gardener: Mr. Murakami.

Mr. Murakami does in fact know Kyoko personally, and after a bit of persuading (it involves a bord like many good things in this world), he decides to bring them to his hometown Nara (which involves a train to Kyoto and then a train from Kyoto to Nara which on the Kodama plus the cheapest option from Kyoto to Nara is-- CHEESUS CRUST 91 USD PER PERSON AND THEY HAVE TO GO BACK TO TOKYO AFTER THIS???)

ANYWAY Mr. Murakami takes them to Nara Park, where he hid the treasure. He brings the girls to it, he checks the hiding place and

It's empty?

Wait, the hiding place is empty?

WAIT WHAT THE HIDING PLACE IS EM--

Off in Alaska, Luke is cackling in his fancy custom-made not-gamer chair.

Mr. Murakami is distraught, most of the girls stay to comfort him while Nicky and Ren scout out the area. In their search, Nicky and Ren find a big broken drone that seems to have crash-landed in the garden, and oop-- LVK logo. It was probably used to spy on Mr. Murakami to snatch the treasure. "DAAAMMMNNNN YOOOUUUU LUUUKKEEEE" Nicky probably would've shrieked at the top of her lungs if she weren't A. in Japan (it's very quiet generally), and B. within earshot of poor Mr. Murakami, who's still recovering from the horrible shock. The girls, Toshio and Ren take the drone to Kyoto while Mr. Murakami stays in Nara with the fam to recover because man, he deserves the break :(

In Ren's house in Kyoto, Paulina and Ren get to work hacking into the drone to snatch its data, and they find that the drone's memory goes as far back as to being in Alaska for some reason. Why would an LVK drone be in Alaska? Unless-- :OOOOO SECRET BASE??

With that lead, the girls depart for Anchorage, Alaska (if I plugged it into Google correctly the price for the flight totals out at a 567-USD one-way flight holy crap girlies have mercy on your wallets-- not including the mini shopping spree for winter clothes Colette was more than happy to drag the girls on). Ren gives Paulina a little flash drive with some written code that could come in clutch in whatever shenanigans they end up in in that secret base of Luke's. Yes Violet as much as I think you're the only person in the group who seems to be concerned for your wallet, ya'll are nawt surviving Alaska with those summer clothes ya'll are wearing.

Behold, a long rest/14-hour timeskip in the form of the last two letters the girls have yet to read from Aurora to Linda. (Well the girls besides Vi, God's sleepiest soldier over here is eeping in the back before the flight's even taken off--)

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(These are the real letters this time around lmao, if you're confused, Aurora addresses Linda in these letters via her middle name Amaryllis.)

Dear Amaryllis,

I'm very sorry that, because of my job, you are taking on a responsibility that is perhaps too great, and that puts you at risk.

It's all because of the greed of my former professor, a mouse who is incapable of recognizing that beauty should be shared. My dear sister, I have thought about it for a long time, and I have come to the conclusion that the best solution is to take the Treasure of Eternal Love from Verona, where it is not safe... and put you at risk. I am sending you a copy of one of the photos I hold the most dear, in memory of the love that binds us. I hope it will help you make the best decision...

Yours, Aurora

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Dear Amaryllis,

You wrote me that you are making a decision about the treasure. I agree that the mouse you're planning to entrust it to is worthy of that trust, and I will wait for more news. But you must be careful, even when you write to me, to not mention names or places. We need to watch out, because my former professor is more alert than ever.

It seems that he's building an underground shelter for his riches, designed as a kind of maze to test anyone who manages to enter it...

Professor Jan is clever, and he's always loved riddles, puzzles, and mysteries. I wouldn't wish for any mouse to find themselves in his maze!

Now I must say good-bye, my dear. Sending a big hug.

Yours, Aurora

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Once the girls land in Anchorage, Alaska, they rent an SUV, pull out Google Maps, read some of the brochures Ren printed out for them just in case, fangirl over a moose (Nicky that's not something to fangirl about have you seen what they're capable of--), and accidental secret tunnel discovery?

Well, accidental secret garbage chute discovery, anyway, since the one thing that allows the girls to not break their ankles when landing is some garbage bags. Food waste garbage bags no less :D Ew :D

Some old aircraft bits are found too which is nice but it's never elaborated on whose old aircraft bits those were so we're moving on to the girls entering Luke's secret headquarters and Nicky trying not to die from claustrophobia :D

CCTVs pose an initial problem, but Ren's flash drive comes in clutch and allows Paulina to freeze the cameras so they can go in undetected (Ren how do you know how to program that is there something you wanna share to the class--). One lengthy labyrinth later, the girls manage to get out of the "we're walking in circles" loop-dee-loop they wound up in and find this little room with a little lit fire pit and an ominous riddle involving the "elements of nature". Pam has the idea of extinguishing the fire pit, and sure enough, inside the fire pit is a key that fits perfectly into the door across the room.

And right after Pam turns the lock on the door, a trapdoor opens up beneath her and she falls into the pit below. It's padded, it's kinda cozy, but it's way too deep for the girls to reach Pam from above without a rope or attempting to risk falling in and getting trapped as well. The girls are very reluctant to leave Pam, but Pam unfortunately only metaphorically slaps some sense into the girls and tells them to go on because they've gone too far to back out now so COMMIT TO THE BIT GODDAMMIT

(you guys like the rhyme-y bits? They're kinda fun to write I do like the rhyme-y bits a bit <:])

And thus the girls minus Pam go through the door to the next room, where there's this swimming pool with a key inside it, which Nicky swims down for, assuming that the trap in the room will only activate once they get the key into the door leading to the next room. Obviously she winds up being very incorrect, as the moment she takes the key from the bottom of the pool, the water starts to drain away until all you got left is a sopping wet Nicky in an empty pool and the key to the next room, which Nicky tosses over to Paulina while asking for her shoes and her dry clothes that they packed. Colette is devastated, devastated I tell you at the idea of leaving Nicky behind, on top of having to leave Pam behind, but Nicky's got faith that the girls will pull through and come back for her; so Colette, Paulina and Violet move on to the next room.

A LOT of walking down a twisting hallway later, the trio make it to the next room (which they use Nicky's key for), and we got four pots with something or other in them, lighting too dim to discern properly what's in the pots, a button sequence puzzle with no margin for error, and a wack riddle. Oh and Paulina's tablet's finally died after possibly uh, 18-ish hours of not charging it. RIP Paulina's tablet, that's gonna be set aside in the corner for the time being.

The pots turn out to have different types of sediment in them, and the wack riddle turns out to be the clue to the correct sequence to input, so the three figure that out fairly quickly and slide down the chute leading to the next room. Except for Paulina, who had to get her tablet from that corner she set it aside in, and wasn't able to make it to the trapdoor-chute in time before it closed on her face, leaving her trapped "forever", as the wack riddle states. The one time you're told to stop holding it, man, unbelievable. I'm never letting go of my tablet again /j

Now Vi and Colette find themselves in an empty room, and they only realize when they get down that Paulina wasn't able to make it out in time. Now this entire time, Colette has been going through it. Of the girls, Colette's been taking the whole leaving-my-friends-behind-for-the-greater-good thing not well at all, and it culminates in an emotional breakdown. Violet comforts her and reassures her that they'll get the ring, they'll pick up the other girls and they'll get outa here soon, but they gotta be brave now for the other girls. (Kinda hard to capture in short and sweet words what the emotion of the scene was but oh well). After a bit of calming down, Colette and Violet look around to find themselves in a... surprisingly simple room? There's a door on the other side of the room from them, and besides that there's literally nothing but thin air.

The two go to the door and move to open it. Yeah this one's surprisingly simple. Just walk on over, pull the door open, walk o-- a gust of wind slammed the door shut . .

Yeah that's right. You ever leave a window in your room open on a windy day and leave your door also open, and the wind going into the room slams the door shut? Yeah, it's that multiplied by uhhhh how much is a vent opposite the door opening up just to blow f%#ken WIMDY-level winds just to slam that metal door shut? However that much multiplies that. The two find themselves in a situation where had all five of them been there to do this puzzle, it would've been far easier; but it is doable with only two people. The plan is one of them wedges themself between the door and the frame and prop it open, while the other crawls under the first person's leg. Transitioning to the second person propping the door open for the first person is gonna be a bit dodgy, but it is doable kinda.

Now Colette has been going through the ringer emotionally, and if you've seen this trope before, you'd know that it'd be a real damn shame if they lost their emotional pillar and had to carry the entire plan on their own, riiiiggghhttt? She's been the handling this situation the worst (emotionally), and it would bring her a belly of the beast to trump all bellies of all beasts and force her to do a The Next Right Thing (hot take: Anna's arc in Frozen 2 was really good), presumably after a lot of sobbing in the corner! It's perfect for angst, and it's perfect for empowerment to see Colette pick herself up and be strong for the girls and save the day!

Which is why Colette doesn't end up being the last one standing :D

Colette was the one who propped the door open for Violet, who crawled through to the other side. The plan was to have Vi switch with Colette so Colette can get through, but one thing they didn't take into account was the fact that the vent would slowly create stronger and stronger winds the longer the door is held open for, so Colette winds up allowing herself to be trapped in the air room so Violet can do the thing. (Oh and the plan was Colette's idea too.)

Heeyyyy Viiiiiiii~ Do you have some cash left over in your wallet? Because I think it's time for you to put your money where your mouth is :DDD

So yeah Violet continues on alone.

Also if you're wondering where Luke is this entire time, he is in fact in his base, still not touching grass and none the wiser about the whole five lil' rat girls sneaking into his base because of the whole frozen cams situation. He does technically notice something's off, but he thinks that the clock in one of the cameras is broken and he ends up complaining about it to Cassidy, haha L. It is also at this point where we learn that the girls have been in Luke's base for a little over three hours at this point :D

Meanwhile, Violet goes down the narrow metal staircase in the hallway outside of the last room and finds herself reminding herself to stay calm but also inside Luke's treasure room, where treasures of all shapes and sizes reside. From whole dinosaur skeletons to ancient Egyptian statues to paintings to suits of armor and-- holy shnit Luke has the Ark of the Covenant in there too o o yeah this guy means business holy crap--

The Ring of Eternal Love is in there too, the lone treasure in the set of seven empty pedestals that Luke was prolly intending for the Seven Treasures of the World. So Vi, clearly not having watched Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark, attempts to lift the glass case protecting the ring, which sets off the alarms in the treasure rooms, and whoa holy crap there's a robot voice speaking through the alarms? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIFTEEN MINUTES TO SELF-DESTRUCTION

Luke, having the shock of his life, comes down to the treasure room to see what's up, and of course it's one of the five brats who's been getting in the way of his endeavors. Hardly a surprise, really, those five have been a pain in the ass from minute one of Luke looking into the Seven Treasures-- from stopping him getting the Alabaster Garden (he didn't even get to see what it was smh), to duping him with the most audacious of gottems to exist only partially due to his goon's stupidity, and now sneaking into the heart of his base without him, his cameras, or his sensors noticing. Strange how there's only one of them, though.

Just like Aurora Beatrix Lane almost a hundred years prior, this young lady is naive, morally stubborn, and idealistic. She is preaching out about sharing these treasures to all, even when the worth of these treasures comes partly in the luxury of not everyone being able to enjoy them. There is value in that sense of rarity, and it's not like any of the uncaring, ignorant whelps working in the museums look at the pieces that sit before them and realize the true value that they have the privilege of looking at everyday. They wouldn't care about them-- they would do the bare minimum to these unique masterpieces and leave it at that. And this naive brat thinks that they are more loving, more caring to these pieces than Luke is?

But as naive and morally pretentious and... ignorant of time and place this woman is (did she really not hear the self-destruct alarm and is thus willing to babble to her grave?)... she is clearly very intelligent. She was able to affect the base's security system such that she could come in undetected. She was able to get past all four traps without getting trapped herself. It is strange how she is alone here, though. She is usually with four other girls-- ah, that's it. They got trapped, and she left them, so she could get to the treasures on her own. What a show of common sense, that is! She must've seen that the traps were designed such that risking oneself to rescue a trapped person is just not worth it, and that first point already makes her far more intelligent than Cassidy or her buffoons could ever be. It could even be on-par with Luke himself. What if... perhaps....

What if they worked together?

Luke, after a bit of back and forth with Violet, gives Violet an offer to ditch her friends and become his partner. If she accepts they can divide everything between each other in the vault, and together, they'll be able to uncover the treasures of the world and enjoy them all to themselves.

I mean of course Vi turns down the offer in favor of sticking with her friends but y'know what it was worth a shot, Luke, kudos to you for spotting a gemstone instead of covering it with mud and pretending it's not there.

Heavily disappointed by Vi turning him down for the sake of "the power of friendship" (I wish I was kidding)(Scholastic!Vi's (?) words not mine)(I would be incredibly disappointed too), he turns to leave her in the treasure room, and it's only then that Vi realizes she kinda effed up. Luke is the only guy here who knows the base inside-out, and thus would know a way to get the girls out so they can Not Die. And to add insult to injury, Luke made a bomb shelter out of his treasure room, so the entire base may explode and the girls might die, but the treasures are gonna be completely fine. Intact, even. Luke leaves, and the robot voice announces ten minutes before self-destruction.

As soon as she's able to, Vi calls the elevator, juggling anxiety and being able to think under pressure. She figures out that Luke oh so helpfully uses pictograms for his elevator buttons instead of numbers, and presses the button for the control room (the heliport floor is locked by a key). She arrives in the control room, eight minutes before self-destruction.

Just as Vi enters the control room, the cameras get kicked back into action, oh so conveniently showing to Violet a timer ticking down to the big kaboom in real time, and footage of Nicky waiting anxiously in the pool room (and Luke leaving), for extra stakes. One Perception check said "yeah, this is a LOT of buttons, TOO MANY BUTTONS", and the tablet sitting on the desk required a password, so oh god what do

Six minutes before self-destruction and one panic attack later, Vi manages to psyche herself up enough to roll for Investigation. She finds a button for disarming the traps, and that allows the girls to get outa the traps and meet up again in the treasure room. Happy reunions aside tho, four minutes to self-destruction

Turns out the girls (thankfully) didn't know about the self-destruct situation. No need to explain tho because Vi is deadlifting the group braincell like she's never done before. She drags them down to the base's... basement, where a train that was probably used to carry the treasures into the base sits unused and ready for the girls to figure out how to work. Three minutes before self-destruction, no pressure :D

Pam sits at the train's controls, Paulina tries to help but immediately brain crashes at the old-timey controls, thus deciding she'd rather help Nicky get the bars off the rails up ahead. Two minutes left, and Pam figures it out and is ready to-- wait they need electricity-- okay cool Nicky and Paulina are taking care of that, cool

Pam gets the train to start up, Nicky and Paulina manage to hop back into the train, and escape the base's explosion range with about ten seconds to spare :D

After stopping the train in a spot where their braincells could afford to deflate, the girls take a minute or two to breathe y'know, just take a minute to breathe, nibble on some wild raspberries growing in Denali National Park, before figuring out what the hell their next move is.

Vi suggests they tell the authorities about the whole secret-base-under-the-park situation and the treasure room and the stuff inside it (since Luke oh so foolishly gloated to Vi about the treasures being perfectly safe), on top of removing the train so it's not getting up in nature's business. They head back to the car talking about their adventure, get a bit sad that they weren't able to find the Ring of Eternal Love-- and oop just kidding, Vi pocketed it in the treasure room right after Luke dipped :D

So on top of the girls escaping with their lives, not only is Luke gonna lose the Ring of Eternal Love as quickly as he got it, he's also losing his entire treasure vault. Can I get a ripperooni

And that's Legend of the Maze :D

I would say that the hyperfixation-that-consumed-these-girls'-lives-for-a-whole-week energy is very strong in this one in the best way, and the girls' personalities are at their most showcased here. The banter is bantering, the girls' dynamics with each other is very believable here, Vi is carrying the group's braincell the entire time and she looks like she's a bit tired from carrying it but y'know wut she's still willing to carry it because it's honest work and she knows how important it is to have it :3 also her trying to kill Colette's "Romeo and Juliet are so romantic" Santa but failing miserably because Colette unashamedly likes believing in the power of love is hilarious

The main thing I wasn't sure about was.... all the infodumpy bits? The infodump goes a significant bit harder in this book than the previous ones (even more than Compass of the Stars, which is an achievement), and it's Scholastic-style infodumping, so you get the girls calling Luke an "evil mouse" or "selfish mouse" and I'm sitting here like "just call him sewer rat please ya'll had no problems calling him that before please for the love of god use that instead it sounds better--"

Don't even get me started with Amrita Bianchi explaining to the girls what cosplay is like she's the damn Merriam Webster dictionary--

Also the Japan segment with y'know Japanese culture and stuff had the terms localized for some reason??? Like haori became "dark jacket", kimono became "long, elegant Japanese dress", they didn't even mention Ren's hakama (he was wearing a very traditional Japanese look), they felt the need to explain bento boxes as "typical Japanese portable lunch boxes" even though "Japanese lunch box" probably would've gotten the point across just fine and also there was an illustration of the bento boxes, Japanese characters became "logograms" for some reason, and dango became "rice dumplings" which became infinitely more confusing for me because the illustration made it look like takoyaki--

I could go on and on but yeah, there are a lot of these and it felt very infodump-y to me. I'm hoping it's just a translation thing, because the story overall feels pretty solid. Scholastic, what happened to the asterisks? Were they just too much for one page? I feel like you would've been able to squeeze them in just fine to make the reading experience a little smoother,,, just like, so it's an optional thing for the reader to read the mini-infodump of the term if they dunno what it means,,,

Other than that tho I don't think I have much to complain ab--

COUGHS GAGS SCREAMS CRIES WRITHES ON THE FLOOR

(I have the magic-of-friendship-invocation tolerance of an angsty teen I'm sorry :'3)

Scholastic, buddy chum pal buddy chum buddy chum pal,,,,

You could've had Vi say "the only way I got here was thanks to my friends", and it would've been fine and infinitely better-sounding and probably more in-character,,, o<-<

Gahd I hate it when Vi's used as the power of friendship prophet -m-

There's a more minor one as the girls are going back to the car and Vi is telling the girls about the deal Luke offered her, and the girls ask her what she said, and she says "I told him I already had the greatest treasure in the world... true friendship!"

Meanwhile I'm sitting there like "MMMMMGGGGGGHHHHHH 'friends like you' or 'sisters like you' or 'my friendship with you' would've sounded better -m-"

(Also the girls call each other like "friends", so like "you were in fact right, friends", which is like, what happened to "sisters" or "girls" those work perfectly fine and get the girls' close relationship across significantly better than "just friends")

Most of what I'm saying here tho are just nitpicks and probably (hopefully) are just stuff with the English translation-- in all seriousness, the book is pretty good.

Aurora's trail here makes sense and is rather logical, and the interesting thing I find about it is that it feels different from the previous two books' worth of shenanigans. Aurora in this one had far less veers and nation hopping shenanigans, and I feel that it was perhaps intentional. Perhaps to give off finale vibes-- Aurora works far more closely with her sister in this one, and the main thing the girls had to work with was not Aurora's diaries, but the letter she wrote to Linda when they were discussing the Ring of Eternal Love. Something about it feels closer, more intimate, more tragic than the previous ones. I felt the need to put her last to letters in the book verbatim because they were emotional dammit -m- Damn you British Amelia Earhart you've done it again /lhj

Luke's character I think is the strongest here. He gives off in a way the most... normal? Vibes here? He's still not touching grass and muttering to himself ominously a whole lot, but his mindset is nice and easy to wrap your head around here. He literally doesn't care about his goons unless he needs something from them, he is more than happy to overanalyze the crap out of a piece of text if he feels Cassidy didn't look through it thoroughly enough, and he wants what he wants right away, and that includes the things he needs to get the thing he actually wants. He as a character literally observes everything happen from his base in Alaska and backseat gamers the crap out of his goons if he sees something they didn't, or if they fumbled the bag and it was perfectly avoidable had it not been for SM being SM--

Also his blatant disrespect for his great-grandpappy Jan is holy crap haha-- it might just be my cultural background, but when I saw Luke call his great-grandpa "Jan" and then say "you disappoint me, Jan", I was flabbergasted haha, not a criticism I just wanted to mention it because I thought it was funny

I really like the fact that Stan and Max (aka SM) didn't show up at all in this book. It would've been easy to have them show up for regularly scheduled hijinks, but in Luke's mind, none of SM's operations have ever been... up to Luke's standards. Especially with how much of a ruckus they tended to make with their presence, they were more of a liability to Luke than an asset; therefore Luke changing up his strategy to be as hands-off and clean and non-intrusive as possible feels like something he'd do, what with how laser-focused he is on min-maxing efficiency to get what he wants as soon as possible.

Omar still being there despite being "fired" might just be a Scholastic oopsie so I can forgive it, Cassidy is still simping for Luke and trying to impress this man and trying to prove she's at an equal level to him, but every time nah. Just nah. Girlie you think you're on the same level as him, which can't possibly be further than the truth. I haven't seen Miraculous Ladybug, but I'd bet Cassidy has even less of a chance of impressing Luke, than Marinette had a chance at getting Adrien to see her as more than "just a friend" before they finally got together.

Now here's something I've been wanting to ramble about for a while: Violet being left alone instead of Colette. It's actually pretty clever when you think about it: Colette is the closest the girls have to a heart (tho she plays hot potato with Paulina when it comes to that role imo), so she's been the most emotional and the most sentimental of the group this entire time. From daydreaming about Romeo, to wanting to believe in love, to happily picking up a microphone to sing karaoke with the girls, to her strong reactions to having to leave the girls behind one by one for the sake of their mission, Colette was being set up for a moment where she is the one who is left alone. You see it a lot in media: the main character is the most sentimental one and as their friend squad make their way to the Big Bad Evil Guy, the supporting characters are forced to get left behind one by one to either hold the evil minions back or because there's no way for the character to move forward with the MC; so the MC is forced to go through the five stages of grief knowing that their friends trust them to get the job they'd set out to do done. It literally happened in Geronimo's third Kingdom of Fantasy book Amazing Voyage, and in that one Geronimo was the one who desperately didn't want to be alone, but he wound up carrying on alone anyway. You see this kinda thing everywhere.

However, in this bit, it makes total sense that Violet is the one who ends up carrying the last leg of the journey alone instead of Colette. Compared to Colette (and honestly the rest of the girls), Violet is the most level-headed. She's the girls' braincell keeper (in this trilogy), the babysitter holding the leash tied to the four gremlins, the one keeping everyone on track and also making sure that the group's collective ADHD doesn't spiral down as badly as it could possibly be. Whenever the girls make a big move that could affect the whole group, Vi is the one asking if it's a good idea or if it's worth doing, and she's the one thinking ahead enough to say "if x happens instead of y, what then?" You get the idea-- Vi is the most capable of keeping herself level-headed even when she's under all this pressure, and she's good at analyzing and planning on account of her often taking the position of the quiet observer.

With this context, it sort've makes you wonder what was going through Colette's head when she offered to help Violet get out of the air room. Violet and Colette in particular get paired together fairly often, and it's probably because of how well they're able to understand each other-- so with the plan, was Colette volunteering herself to prop the door open out of "it was my idea" courtesy, or was she thinking that maybe Violet would be able to figure things out better and thus needed to get to the other side? She probably was expecting to get to the other side with Vi, but would she have thought far enough ahead to a what-if where that wasn't possible? :3c

And Scholastic and power-of-friendship funkiness aside, Violet did handle the situation well, all things considered. The one bit where she only realized Luke was hers and the girls' only ticket out of there was a bit weird, but it can be chalked up to her not being able to take that into account in the moment because of a mix of stress, sheer bafflement from Luke's deal, and the fact that when put on the spot, observers don't exactly handle taking the driver's seat that well :'D (speaking as an observer myself here)

It makes me wonder a bit if Violet and Luke were meant to be foils of each other, what with how similar they are to each other (both of them being observers and planners who delegate more often than they do the work themselves), yet different enough that the contrast between the two is striking. Said difference being

Violet touches grass. Luke does not :)

Anyway so yeah, that's Treasure Seekers 3, and while it is kinda sad that this is where Treasure Seekers ends, y'know what? It gave a solid show as the last installment in the trilogy. I liked it, I liked the canon compliant blorbo angst, I liked the characters character-ing when the dialogue was letting them breathe :]

And of course, we can't forget

God's sleepiest soldier <3

She deserves that nap after what she went through and you know it--

[theproblemcallednight]

ur hostess is in pieces

alr y’all. the final wungo wednesday. i’m not exaggerating when i say this ep broke me

quick intermission before we start: this is in two parts bc there’s a lot in this ep. i split it roughy halfway through the ep

also this is a rewatch so some of my initial feelings r gone, but i’m doing the commentary based on my initial reactions so that’s why i double back in my opinions

obvi spoilers for bsd anime and manga, y’all know this, time to go cry

aww we don’t get the op song? buts it’s so good

ah yes. aku u look lovely.

bram by boiiii yessssssss. spit out the facts

AYA NO. UR FATHER SAID WAIT LISTEN TO HIM PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

JDJDJHHE AYA BABY :&:$$;$:783$

he cares so much omfg my heart me brain by fucking life is gonna explode

WAIT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT???? AYAS ONLY LIKE 50 POUNDS THO. i think that’s a lil under 25 kg. BUT STILL HOW WAS THAT SMALL AMOUNT ENOUGH

omg yes, fukuzawa is slaying so hard rn. go girl go. get this bitch

YES. SAVE THE WORLD. LETS GO

yo it’s mr russian man. he looks wonderful as ever. how’d he get out tho…

fedya shut up. ur bc is complementing u admire how cute he is calling u “so damn awesome.” idc wat y’all say i will love nikolai till the day i die he’s so cute shdhdhdhjd

see???? adorable clown man i wanna hug him

ok present night here:

did anyone else thing this explanation was lame?? like cmon. i feel like this is a bones thing like asagiri would’ve done some rlly weird shit and then create another weirder character to make it work but it would work bc it’s bsd. y’know? idk @/ebiichan pointed a lot of plotholes out to me go check her out

ok back to live reaction past night

i’m a simp but i mean. how could i not. jus look at him. jus look. he’s my lil cutie baby

ok but fedyas face. bones what r u doing. u can draw pretty ppl ik that why won’t u let fedya have it

who’s that man?????? shakespeare????

EH?!!!??!! DAZ U PROMISED TO GET HIM GO GET HIM U BAFOON DONT LEAVE MY BOI TO ROT SIGMA PLZ COME BACK.

i jus drew u being badass cmon crome back i miss u 😢 😭😭

does kolya not call fedya dos-kun in the anime? or is it jus this one time bc he’s so surprised???

BRAM YOU’VE BEEN UN-SHISH KEBABED LES GOOOOOO

AYA U GOT A NEW FATHER

omg ranpo fainted????? wat happened??? he seems off??

ok this is rlly funny bc he didn’t even have to ask bram. like jus tell aya to ask him. he’s her father ofc he’d save the world for her

omg

OMG CHUU UR BACK I MISSED U SM!!! GUYS ITS NOT SOKOUKOVER. he’s so pretty omfg

YES CHUU MY BOI. ily my smol king so glad to have u back djdjdjejdi

ok guys look at fedya. he’s so pathetic. bones y did u make him so pathetic.

oh he said sayonara? is it rlly forever? also prettyzai bc y not

WAIT. IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD. NO FUCKING WAY RIGHT????

right present night is back for another segment:

i didn’t take a pic but fedyas last words were in latin. and they were the words that in the bible, jesus said 3 days before he got resurrected. so maybe fedyas gonna come back??? idk i’m delulu

and that concludes the end of the first segment!!! link to the next one below:

prt 2

[askthesmoltitans]

*Anon speaker currently with the smol titans*

"Yk I think I like this better!" *le picks up speakerTitan and Tv Titan*

/even tho the titans are basically helpless now xd/

The larges are questioning how you're able to hold Cinema as he's the biggest of the shrunken Titan Trio while holding DJ.

[lowkeyclueless5137]

More crappy memes

Unpublished au flavored tho :v

I decided to just introduce these obscure aus by just yeeting a summary and a meme :'3

Honestly it sounds like a dumb idea, but I really enjoyed myself doing these as a breather so :v

Ok, we have 8 aus to see :3

Smol note: why is Idia so memeable?!

More under ✨️le cut✨️

Magical girl Idia au:

This au is crack, mostly since Idia is just hit with all the tropes of your usual magical girl story. His only motivation is born from the fact that the main antagonist(which is literally named 'evil overlord') cursed ortho to be a smol pocket kitty. The plot armour is so ridiculous and obvious that Idia himself goes to LENGTHS to just get rid of it(spoiler: he fails). Add to it the fact that NRC collectively thinks a pretty girl in a sparkly skirt and high heels saves them, cue Idia just trying his darn best to survive this school year.

Surveillance duty(horror au):

This one was in the drafts for SOOO much... like I didn't know if I should make just 1 oneshot or a full lil series... but the premise is that Riddle, a teacher at a high-school, offers to vouce one night of camera duty for the guard. From there a series of shenanigans and actual horrors make Riddle to realize that there is more to the school than the eye lets on. Also that the elderich monster is kinda hot

Ps: my fave part is the unholy abomination of energy drinks and coffee Riddle brews. Yes, this is the au that started that bandwagon

Addams Deuce au:

As the title says... Deuce's an Addams, which in twst actually has them be vampires. :v It's mostly a rom-com type of crack, Deuce trying to adapt to nrc and also nrc trying to adapt to Deuce. Doesn't help that he has a venomous snake as a pet.

Matt Hatter au:

I also like this one :v. Basically, the grandfather on the father's side of the zibvolt family leaves as inheritance a cinema. Sevek discovers the truth about the movies the zibvolt family once made along with the parallel world they created. So Sebek has to embark on an adventure to restore and maintain peace in the movie world, while also attending his guard and student duties.

Monster high au:

You had to expect it from me. This one, surprisingly, has a pretty interesting plot, following a timeline made out of the mh movies, starting with Why do ghouls fall in love, ending with an eah movie: way to wonderland.(It's my way of making parallels). You have everything in there! From ghosts and a shy boogieman, to forest monsters and Demons who accidentally blow up things. Most of them actually have pretty angsty stoties, so it's not all that happy. :v

Wild magic au:

In which wild magic is like in s7 of winx. The source of that dark magic is guarded by the nrc Dormheads and some students. Rsa is a school for fairies, which tries to defeat the 'misterious wild magic mages'. The teachers at nrc, nor the Rsa or anyone else knows that some of the nrc students actually got wild magic and they would rather keep it like that. They are petty, they don't like to share :v

Shazam! Au

In which poor, sweet, innocent Ortho is thunderstruck with God powers and now has to juggle school life and 'superhero' life all while he and Idia try to fit in with their new adoptive family. Ace clearly hypes him up, Sebek's the voice of ration and the rest? Well the rest shouldn't really know for now. Apparently since the supposed to be mentor dipped, the heir of Hades's powers, which so happens to be idia, is now tutoring Ortho.

Over the garden wall au(another horror au):

In which Idia and ortho venture into the forest, but only ortho gets out. Being cursed to take place of a monster that ruled that place, idia lurks through there and tries to control his new powers and not led madness consume him. Also he has some fear-hate relationship with butterflies :v.

And those are all :3

For now >:3

Yep, those are chaotic and I couldn't focus one bit on them without having someone to egg me on or ask me about it.

Ironically, they are all(minus addams deuce and Matt hatter aus) fully fleshed out with a lot of details. They can get wild at times, but hey! That's the charm :D

So go on... theorise or ask on why do I think these memes are hilarious /hj

Because really, there is sum insane mental gymnastics there.

Hope you enjoyed another silly round of crappy memes!

Until next time! Buh bye!

[wench-and-jezebel]

The Musketeers Reaction: Commodities

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I love this episode so much]

Issa pirate!  Idk just looks like one  [He's not tho]

Ahh great… Something’s gonna go wrong  [Something always goes wrong alkdsfj]

Nvm the others are there

Nvm again

Oooop-

Well, she looks like she believes it

More pirates (Kidding)

Oh, man… So much is happening  [You ain't seen nothing yet.  But also… Chick be awesome] 

Same, Flirt

They all stood in unison  [Naturally]

He smol  [This dude showed up in a CSI recently, fun fact]

Flirt, you have no right to be so into this

He sounds like puss in boots ☠️

Wot  ["You must think we're stupid"  Two seconds later  "Terribly sorry, apparently we are"]  D’Art has the sense here [You lack faith]  🙂

I- Oh.  [:)]  Tf  [They're staging an escape, dingus]  The musketeers are or just the two?  [Emile/Maria]

😂😂😂 Got ‘em

[Milady is kinda transparent for an assassin]  😂😂😂😂 Very true

Oooof  [Be prepared to hate Emile btw]  Oooooooooof  [This?  This ain't nothing.  Get ready for worse]  Oh boy  [Yup]

Oh noooo an ambush!

["No doubt your partner is a cheat and a swindler"  Damn, Athos, don't hold back]  Or how did he say it? “Well, that was straightforward”

Oh noooooo!  Port!  🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oooop soft music! longing stare! Flashback coming

[D'Art, read the freaking room… Aramis, you too]

Darts face like nah fam

Well damn  [Gotta love the medicine of the time]  He’s prepared

["I'm not a child"  Convincingggggg]  EXACTLY

I was gonna say it could be an OFMD fusion BUT Ed’s not incompetent

So this is France

[I love the scene with him walking through the doors 😭  The cinematography is so nice]  🥺🥺🥺🥺  And here’s the flashback  [And look at his fancy outfit lkasjdflkadsjf 😭]  Is this before he was a musketeers?  [Yup]

Pause, quick question  [Okay]

– – – 

Jezebel: I’ll forget if I don’t say now.  So D’Art…  In the book was going to them to become a musketeer.

Wench: Right

Jezebel: But in this they changed it to he was avenging his dads death and he just kinda… stays to become a musketeer after

Wench: Ye

Jezebel: Do they explain why they changed it?

Wench: I don't think so.  

Jezebel: Huh! 😂😂 ok anyway I was just curious about that

Wench: My guess is the excitement was the goal?  And also, they were changing the story a lot anyway, so they didn't need to keep it all intact.  

Jezebel: ‘Cause I was just thinking of Dart… like why is he even here he was just on a revenge mission?  How did he get recruited after?

Wench: Well, in this case, it's implied that he just... came to respect the Musketeers.  And probably got interested in a) the excitement/nobility of the career and b) Constance.  Also, he might not have wanted to go back to Gascony after his dad died

Jezebel: Ahh yes you are not the bloodthirsty unjust murderers I thought you too be… also the job seems fun… lemme join you

Wench: Right

– – – 

[Emile needs to shut up… "You must enjoy being here... must bring back all sorts of memories"  DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE'S ENJOYING THIS?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Ooop- Flashback

☠️☠️☠️☠️  “Did someone punch me?”  D’Art: nahhhhhhh

[ONCE AGAIN.  PEOPLE.  READ THE FRICKING ROOM]

Ooooop- wait.  I just realized… I JUST REALIZEDDDD- [WOT]  HE LOVES ATHOS’ LADDYYYYY!  IT IS!  [Good job, problem child alskdjf]

[I love Porthos]

What did you call him?  Le gasp!  [Huh?]  The “self-taught man” but he said it in another name  [Autodidact]  Language [auto = self, didact = teacher]  Before he said what it meant, I thought it was something mean

Oh my gawd the woman has returned  [She’s cool]  Ooooop- Le bitch!

["I knew I'd been punched" as;ldkfj  I forgot that one]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Welp… she ded  [For real that time]  Yep

Now he ded  [Yep]

Whooop Whoooop  [D'Art the farm boy for the win!  The sass of that nod laksdjf]  

[Get ready to hate Bonnaire]

Now he’s been punched  [He deserves it]  Yeah, I agree (and I don’t even know yet)

Flirt: “and there goes my needlework”

Well, shit

Buddy… Port’s a beast he’s pushing through both of them! And he’s injured  [‘Tis true]

Flirt 💕

– – – 

Wench: Midpoint?

Jezebel: Yes

Wench: Have fun lkasdjf  Like I said... this episode is split between Athos-centric and Porthos-centric, and I adore it.  But also... I hate Emile with SUCH a fiery passion it's not even funny

Jezebel: I’m connecting my keyboard for this

Wench: Oh dear… The Jezebel equivalent of rolling up her sleeves

Jezebel: Ok so first off I’m feeling for Athos! ‘Cause 😦 bruh! The memories! Cause iirc he thinks Milady is dead right?

Wench: Yup.  And… He thinks he killed her.  Well, had her executed, but still; it's the equivalent of him killing her

Jezebel: So I reiterate 😦 AND! Omg FLORT (see what i did there) is continuing to be musketeer bros and I am living for it!  Him being all “Port bby cannot travel in these conditions, Athos!  Do you not care about him like I clearly do?!? 😍😠”

Wench: I knew you were gonna say that too :)

Jezebel: Then when they get back and Port found the papers and jumps on the guy he is just like… standing to the side. “Oh, no, who has angered my man- I mean oh no… my needle work… *side eye* thats… uh… for shame!”  But hes not interfering much at all.  He’s just standing there.  like.  When clearly just the two wasn’t holding him back easily

Wench: Right, I follow… I'm enjoying this section of the react, I want you to know.  Much fun :)

Jezebel: Which, regardless of what I think it meant or what it really means, I think it makes it seem like Flirt is more a lover not a fighter… which is hilarious… ‘cause his job is a fighter.

Wench: Yeah :)  He's also a priest, so he's completely a contradiction

Jezebel: And that brings me to… FUCK BONNAIRE!!!  Oh, and D’Art and Milady… Has he realized yet?

Wench: Nope

Jezebel: Sweet lord… He just had to lift the torn picture.  Buddy.  Brain.  Use it.

Wench: They don't figure it out until like.  over halfway through the season.

Jezebel: OH SHIT OOOOOF!  Well damn.

Wench: Ready?

Jezebel: Ready!

– – –

[Him referring to a "shopping list" is just- alsdkfja;lksdjf;lKJ;LAKSDJF;LKASDJF;LKASDJF asshole]  Ew

Ah yes… Let’s justify slavery… because it totally will make me sound better  [Oh, for sure.  Especially while talking to a man whose mother had to escape slavery and couldn't have a decent life even afterwards]  😦

Don’t you cry and make people pity you!

She did indeed deserve a better man

Athos!  [The drinking montage]  The wine!  You are spilling it!

Oh.  Oh, shit.  Ooooof.  She uh… She favors Fern.  She thinking about how his life is… what’s the quote?  [Yours is a life truly blessed]  Ye that one. Except it dont fit lol  [What instead?]  His is a life truly drunk and depressed [alsdkfj]  Knew she reminded me of someone, and then the way she was scowling at him.  I was like I know that scowl!

["What are you doing"  What business is it of yours, D'Art?  READ A ROOM]  Read a field more like

[I love Aramis' sash] YESSS

["We should trust Athos to handle his own affairs"  That is literally never a good idea.  Buddy is good with anything BUT his own self-care.]

Oooop-  He ded

Well, shit  [Drinking montage pt 2] How he drink it so fast?  I can barely sip it

*Sigh* alcoholi- ooop.  

Maam, you and your types  [Shush]

Ooooop- 

No, she’s standing right there

Her scar… isss so smol.  She is bitching about a scratch

[idk if you heard that, but he just called her "Anne."  Tha's her real name]

“Do it” 😦  Ooooooooooooooof

Shit, the hubby and the lover

Poor Athos

😦

Well… the rum is gone.  [Why is the rum gone!?!?!?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

["I refuse to arrive at the palace on an ass"  No, you just want to arrive there being one.]  Lol!  [Oh, and also, "The rights of every man to some fair treatment"  The irony]

Why is she being mean to married lady?  Rude

DEVOUR!  DEVOUR!!!!  ACK!  [Oof, did I scar you irrevocably with that film?]  YES!

Oh but she’s a married womannnn 😮‍💨😂😂😂😂

Ooooop-

["She frightened me D'Artagnan"  So she ought; she killed you in the book]  Wooooot 😭😭  [Ma'am.  I told you this, I swerr]  Oh yeah  [Good job]

These big ass empty echoey rooms… Seriously just let me at em! 😂😂  No more echo

Oooop, believe him, he’ll take you out to the woods

[Flort smirk-glance combo] 

Ooooop 😦

[Be afraid.  Be very afraid]  He’s so smol… And port is so lorge… And Flirt won’t do a thing to stop it

Oop-  [“Wanna bet?”  (That's what the zoom-in on Athos meant… I’m just translating)]  🙂

[Y'all gonna kiss?]  They might

Imma guess who the captain is: black suit guy  [You'd be correct :)]  Ooooop!

[Not them breaking the law again]  🙂  [I'm pretty sure all of Les Inseparables are Chaotic Good, just btw]

“Mind my needlework”  Wonder where they are going

The end!  Whoop whooooop

– – – 

Jezebel: Errrmehgerd! That was a good episode!

Wench: Do you see what I mean about it being one of my favorites? :)

Jezebel: Yes I do!  And AHHHHH Flort!  Flirt and Port! Aramis and Porthos! I love you both!

Wench: asldkfj Well.  At least you learned their names finally

Jezebel: Will they be used? Nah 🙂

Wench: *sigh*

Jezebel: But anyway! The end scene when they just waltz off like 👀👀👀 I wonder

Wench: askdfj You’re ridiculous (affectionate)

Jezebel: 🙂  But anyway BACK TO ATHOS! And the painnn!!  I feel so bad for him 🥺🥺🥺

Wench: Good!  My plan progresses as I intended :)))) 

Jezebel: Like idk if they are trying to make you pity Milady or see her point but… I just don’t. I don’t like her lol. He deserves better.  AND.  Back to Athos being so Dean coded it’s not even funny with his lemme keep my trauma bottled up and speaking of bottles… imma get drunk too

Wench: I told you... It was not going to be at all surprising that he was my favorite alskdj  No, I'm not looking deeply at this

Jezebel: Mhmmmm but perhaps you should Wench, perhaps you shoulddddd!

Wench: Nevahhhh!  Seems like a bad idea!  

Jezebel: Gonna have to rewrite your character name

Wench: Oh no *sigh* What is it this time?  Dareddeanifer was the last one, right? Alksdjflkafdj  Good lord

Jezebel: Dareddeaniferthos

Wench: Dear lord

Jezebel: 😌😌

Wench: I still maintain you're seeing things that aren't thereeeee

Jezebel: Yeah yeah!  And that’s all I got for endpoint, so… ‘til next time lol

[heartshapedracetrack]

Okay so since i'm still very new to f1 here's my impression of all the drivers because it's fun and i know nothing

Sir Lewis Hamilton: -very fashionable, gay rights, cute dog and absolute Gott (i mean goat but whatever)

Seb: so much lesbian mom energy i'm about to cry that he's retiring

Charles le chair: giggly mess and absolutely adorable , confused puppy 99% of the time he could be World champion if he's be driving for literally anybody else except Ferrari , ✨️monagasque✨️

Lando norris: chaotic, frat boy but in small, chronically online , probably likes to cuddle a lot, sleeps absolutely everywhere?? 100% a scorpio

Carlo5 5ainz: even more confused than charles, *zones out* *sings* *stares into space* *dolphin noises*

Pierreeee GaslYy: apparently likes everything on the Internet, his Personal life is messy , stole ocon's gf ???? Has two boyfriends, 3 side pieces, french

Yukittsnoda: smol bean , married to Pierre and food

Max verstappen: you either hate or love him, his dad is everyones villain origin story, dutch and drunk

Danny ric: light of everyone's life even Harry Styles' , would walk through hell with a smile while drinking out of a shoe, just vibin'

Micky Mouse : Michael Schuhmacher might be his dad but Sebastian Vettel is his mom. The boy next door who lends you sugar and makes you fall in love

Estie bestie: everyone's best friend except Pierre gasly because he stole his gf...probably hate fucking tho...they're french

Lance stroll: in the family Business, has one Fan and that's the guy on tik tok who's living on my fyp

George Russel: Business major with a heart of a grandpa and would call your parents every weekend to catch up. So nice he'd buy you Gifts every day just to see you smile, wearing Shirts is for the weak

Alex albon: the WAG everyone wants! Besties with George , almost died of appendicities

Zhou: ???? Literally no Clue

ValteRRi Bottas: thirsty thursday and finish. No need to say more

Kevin Magnussen: could be a hero or could kill you

Goatifi: 0 points , which is good in Flensburg( german joke hehe) but not in formula one

Checo Perez: Mexico that's all i know

Fernando alonso: old , like really old. Retired but it was just an april fools joke , probably races until he's legally not allowed to anymore because his reaction time would be 45 minutes.

[kitisscreaming]

Hey guys.

This is an old AU I made based off the story of evil by the vocaloid Producer mothy

It was basically me and my buddy as Len and Rin, but I was Len and he was Rin.

Enjoy.

South- OHOHOHO, BOW TO ME U PEASANT

Soley- bro, calm down there's no one in the courtyard.

South- I have to practice giving orders to the peasants tho.

Soley- whatever floats your boat.

South- my servant should not talk to me this way!

Soley- I'm ur sister tho

South- you may have a point here...

Kurotane- I'm so lonely and sad in this village of white haired people. I'm the only one with black hair. Wehhhhh ;-;

Piko- (hopefully no one will find out I was a tree a few minutes ago...)

Kuro- uhhhhhhh WHERE'D MY TREE GO

Piko- (I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!)

Kuro- (I lost my tree, but this guy has the coolest looking white hair out of the whole village... ;-; no am still lonely)

Piko- *grabs Kuro's hand and runs* (WELP I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KIDNAP HIM AND FLEE TO THE CITY, I BECAME HUMAN FOR YOU MY DUDE YOU BETTER BE GREATFUL)

Kuro- AAAAA WAIT WHERE ARE WE GOING??

Piko- THE CITY, ALSO I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND NOW

Kuro- MY BEST FRIEND?

Piko- YEEE

Kuro- *cries* I'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

Piko- THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE SO WILLING

Kuro- nani °∆°

*after a few days living in the city*

Piko- (this place is so different from the forest I'm scared this was a mistake ;-;)

Kuro- u OK?

Piko- ^^ I'm fine

South- I have fallen in love

Soley- with what maiden this time?

South- how rude! This time it's my one true love. I must not live another moment without her! She is the princess of that royal purple kingdom.

Soley- Flower?

South- yes.

Soley- pffffft

South- y u laugh °∆°

Soley- no reason (she's wayyyyy out of your league my dear brother)

Flower- this man. *points at piko*

Piko- °∆° (DOES SHE KNOW I'M A TREE?)

Flower- I must marry this man!

Piko- (MARRY ME? WHAT THE-- THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY... then again settling down might not be bad... And she's a princess, I could give kurotane the world...) =w= 'Kay, I'll marry you.

Flower- >:0 that was easier than I thought!

Kuro- yayyyy congratulations utatane *clap clap*

Piko- gotta take this guy with us tho.

Flower- ....... Guess I can live with that. =w=

Soley- *le shopping in town* nnnn FRICC *spots piko* oh my.. Oh.. He's gorgeous... ;//; (is this what love at first sight is like?)

Piko- *feeding birbs by the well*

Soley- ;//; (he's so smol and cute... I wanna protect him from all the evil things in this world)

Piko- *smiles at birbs*

Soley- *melts* >,//,< (THAT SMILE IS SO PURE I'M GONNA FAINT)

Soley- all the shopping is done... I wonder if I'll see that boy again.

Piko- *le happens to trip and fall into soley's arms somehow don't question this logic* ah!

Soley- *le catch the piko* >:0 ah!!

Piko- *looks up at her* oh my... I'm terribly sorry...

Soley- aaah, no! You're OK! Uhm...

Piko- *stands up straight*

Flower- my you clumsy thing *laughs*

Piko- sorry, sorry ^//^''

Soley- ah..

Flower- *holds Piko's hand* well we must be on our way

Soley- oh...

Piko- *walks with flower* (I wonder who that brown haired girl was...)

Soley- (what a day... I fell in love and had my heart broken in record time, I'll just go die now) =,w,=

South- SISTER I HAVE HORRIBLE NEWS

Soley- what

South- FLOWER REJECTED MY MARRAIGE PROPOSAL! SHE SAID SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH A WHITE HAIRED BOI

Soley- °∆° (oh no this is not boding well...)

South- DEATH TO ALL THE WHITE HAIRED BOIS

Soley- (NOOOOOOOOOOOO) Yes my king... ;-;

Len- YAY CAMEO TIME WOOP

Piko- who are you supposed to be

Len- the maiden in red armor, but I'm a dude in yellow armor.

Piko- u just look like a giant banana

Len- that's cold bro ;-;

Soley- no harsh feelings but I have to stab you and throw you down a well now.

Piko- YOU WOT MATE

Kuro- I WILL AVENGE YOU UTATANE

Piko- THANK U KURO I LOVE U BRO

Kuro- I CAN DIE HAPPY KNOWING THAT

Len- well time to start a riot.

South- ;-; noooo the villagers are coming for my head!

Soley- (I just killed the love of my life join the depresso club) trade clothes with me.

South- u said wat fam

Soley- trade clothes with me so u can escape and then I'll die in your place.

South- =,w,= alright

Soley- (WOW MY BROTHER REALLY IS A COWARD)

Len- SIEZE THE PRINCE

Fukase- *grabs Soley's arm* u gotta die now.

Soley- oh nooooo

Teto- the prince sounds girlier than usual

Soley- I uh.... Have a cold?

Fukase- seems legit.

South- well my sister is dead.

Kuro- my best friend is dead.

South- life is rough.

Kuro- yeah.

South- wanna be miserable together?

Kuro- OK.

Kuro- *over heard south's confession* >:0 (HE'S THE ON RESPONSIBLE FOR UTATANE'S DEATH! I MUST KILL HIM!)

South- hey sis ik ur dead but I'm sending u a message in a bottle anyway.

Soley- sup am ghost

South- °∆°

Kuro- *midway about to stab south from behind* °∆° who dat

Soley- what was the line again? Uhm, be at peace my king or something like that? Oop times up byyyyyye

South- waaaaait come bacc

Kuro- °∆°

South- oh hey man wazzup

Kuro- *HIDES KNIFE* nothin much how u doin

[human-trash-fire]

I don’t watch anime, like with the exception Yuri on Ice once/ being in the room when it’s on, I never have.

So anyways I started My Hero Academia solely because I saw some dope fanart for characters and was like “okay I’ma try it.”

I have no clue what it’s about but here are my reactions: (will add to this in reblog was I go)

This green haired kid makes me sad- stupid foot bone

Wow mom not cool

Eww the blonde kid is an asshole

How many names do they all have?!

Is that the captain America guy? He looks like such a tweaker

Oooooooooo secret time

Shit someone save the mean kid I like him for no reason whatsoever

Green goo monster is real wack

SECRET POWER MONTAGE

Pollution is shitty, pick up your trash fools

HE EATS A HAIR. ohhhhhh this feels very Ed Gein

Go little green haired twink gooooo

Oh sheiiiiiit he is like not doing great

I don’t like the magic belly button idk why but it freaks me out

Metal calves is a little much. Someone give that boy a sedative

Oh shit. On NOOOOOOO

Also metal calf’s with the look and run- what a duck move

Save the nice mouse girl!!!!

Oh crap sauce he broke his whole shit! Like floppy legs and everything

He has to get in tho bc like that’s the whole point of being a main character THEY BETTER LET HIM IN AJAKAJSKAJAKA

HE HAS BEEN SQUEEZING HIS GRIPPIES FOR LIKE A YEAR GIVE HIM HIS ACCEPTANCE MOTHER FUCKERS HE AMA ✨pure✨

Yo this teacher just rolling up looking high as shit in a sleeping bag is a whole ass mood™️ like same bro. If I could I’d live in a sleeping bag

that scarf is chill

Sirius Blck vibes for no reason

Wooooooooooab expelled?! He might be less cool than I thought

Oooof this is painful, like Izuku is so sweaty all the time but also like much smol bean. Feel deep need to protect

Still really like this Bakugou dude- idk why. Maybe it’s the damage 🤣

All Might out here flexing for 3hrs a day with the muscles but like what does he do for his other classes? Does he not have any

Diggin the costumes

Except why he look like the energized bunny tho. It’s supes cute his mom made it but also

Seriously Bakugou looks legit as fuck

What’s up with that half and half hair kid I’ve seen in all the art? He looks like someone glued cotton puffs to his body. I don’t like this outfit

How is anyone this optimistic?

Of COURSE they have to fight each other bc plot

Woah man, I’m like into grenade hands but this seems harsh

DO NOT SHOOT THE BOY YOU CLEARLY HAVE MIXED FEELINGS FOR ITS RUDE

holy FUCK

Toasty handz done lost his fucking shit

That attack tho was clutch with the timing

Half and half hair guy- like I literally watched this show bc someone made cool art of you and you’ve said one sentence

But you still have potential

When you ditch the marshmallow outfit also what’s your power quirk thingy

Also this bird faced dude and frog girl I’m kinda confused by

Woooooah metal calf’s taking this real serious™️ and that’s on type A personality shit

Running running running

I feel like team hero would be all like that but one of them is barfing rainbows and little Izuku is straight up *le dead*

Yo, the nurse lady with the kisses is gon get so tired of his ass

Me @my partner in the other room “DOES HE EVER STOP BREAKING SHIT OR IS HE A ONE HIT WONDER FOREVER?!”

Apparently it takes ✨patience✨ he got swole In like one episode and now? Like 8 broken bones

How am I on episode 8?

This theme music was annoying but now I’m dancing in my room because okay then

shoot spicy hands is in trouble- like idk why I like him? Is it because I like toxic problem children with deep seeded issues?

And also why does he feel like he is secretly not with the straight

Is everyone going to be straight? The art I saw promised the gay- it’s why I’m here

Okay- Momo whoever you are: nice boobs but that BRAIN THO

Up next: a guy with 9 arms and an invisible girl

Like the fur hood but on the shoulder it’s a ✨statement piece✨

Replicate any body part?

YO ICY TWO-HAIR IS HERE

seriously what is this tin foil

ELSA

he speaks

Yooooooo he froze the whole ass fucking building that’s on BDE

Oh shit the tail. Did NOT see that coming

oh nooo WHAT HE HAS HOT HNDS TOOOOOOO

Bakugou about to be big mad

Todoroki (had to look up spelling) this dude is awesome

Elbow tape?

This spiked haired ginger with the bane mask and sharp teeth seems real excited about life

“No major injuries except for my adopted son who is a walking disaster”

*Cough cough * tweaker dads back- this answered my teaching question tho

“Already a regular patient” 🤣🤣🤣 she is like Edna mode sized nana

I feel like this is foreshadowing that only 4 peeps know he ate a magic musketeers hair

I really need to sleep but homie still in the hospital so I can’t

“Choke me with his scarf” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#Friendsssssss

Jesus metal calves needs a fucking drink idgaf if he 12 he looks 42 and gives me stress

Oh no, Bakugou is big pouty. Come back bro- y’all can kiss and make up it’s fine. Without you there is no plot

NO HE ISNT GOONG TO TWLL HOM NO NO NO

Jesus fucking shit fire he just barfed that info out on the floor

Pro Tip: don’t tell this kid shit

Friends to Enemies to super enemies to......?????

Yo number one hero or big villain energy? Regardless I stan your problematic ass

DAD’S BACK

#HeroSpeechTime

Yo no COME BACK FOOL

“Kee chasing after him” there is NO WAY this munchkin is straight

[the-yearning-astronaut]

Alright, time for an unpopular hot take regarding the Clones and Jedi:

(content warning for long discussion of dehumanization)

I still don't understand how people can say the Jedi care for/love the clones. I just don't. You cannot have a slave army of 6 million+ brainwashed child soldiers that you send out to die on the regular and still say you care about them. You can't!

Well, I mean you can. Just like someone can care about their livestock or their possessions. But as much as someone cares about their livestock, they will not see them as beings. As people. They are a means to an end. Yes, they will care for them and feed them and heal them when they are sick. But at the end of the day those animals are still sent to slaughter.

The Jedi do not retrieve their fallen clone troops, they do not honor their passing. Clones go to battle, they fight, they die, the Jedi get more troops, they move on and do it all over again.

"But what about Plo!" I hear some of you say. "He obviously loves and appreciates his troops!"

Does he tho? Does he really? He might have a bit more fondness and compassion for them than some of the other Jedi, I'll give him that. But he's still not treating them like people. While other Jedi may see their troops as fodder, Plo seems to see his as, well, as pets. As working dogs. He sees them as individuals with personalities and as having some sort of worth. But they are still not people to him. He is still ok with sending them off to battles they aren't likely to return from.

And one other thing I want to bring up about Plo. Plo supposedly raised Ahsoka since she was very smol. Was her paternal figure and all that. But at the end of season 3 when she is captured to be hunted down for sport and Anakin is insisting that they go back for her, that he knows she's alive and that she probably needs help, Plo turns to him and says, "Your emotions cloud your judgement. Our mission here is done and it's time to leave." If Plo can say this about a girl he has supposedly raised, what would he say about any of his clones? There is nothing caring in that statement. Nothing loving.

"Ok, but Shaak Ti!"

Shaak Ti, in my opinion, is one of the coldest of the Jedi. She is on Kamino, day in and day out. She watches these clones grow from boys to men. She watches them go through hell and the abuse they take from their "trainers" and she does and says nothing. In fact, she praises the Domino Squad's trainer after he has sabotaged their chances at passing their training test! Which is after he calls them defective and not worth more than being a part of the maintenance crews (and this is its own can of ableist bullshit) or put down!

Much later, Shaak Ti doesn't see the problem with separating Fives from Tup. She cannot understand why Fives wants to be with his dying brother who is confused and terrified. When the Kaminoans want to decommission Tup so they can dissect his brain, Shaak Ti actually has to think about this! She is actually interested in the potential scientific information that can be gained by killing a man and opening up his head!

There is nothing caring and compassionate about any of this! At all! They do not care! About! The Clones!

Meanwhile, the clones do everything for the Jedi. They die for them, they sacrifice themselves for them. And they do the same for each other, too. Because they're brothers. Family. I'd argue that their loyal devotion to the Jedi is a combination of brainwashing, not knowing better, and Stockholm Syndrome. They have to be loyal to the Jedi because if they aren't, they're either labeled as traitors or decommissioned or both. And watching Rex and Tup and Dogma and everyone else correct the behaviors of each other throughout the series, it's obvious there's some serious Panopticon bullshit going on. They are taught that to have individual wants and desires -- to want more than the senseless killing and death they do not understand-- is treasonous. This isn't something you teach others if you legitimately care about them!

And you can tell it's all a product of their upbringing and not how they actually feel because we meet clones who figure it out. Who want more. And some are even able to get out and leave! And we watch as Fives and Rex start forming their own opinions as they meet others and see other ways of life. Other options. And for a long time they are terrified of voicing these thoughts. Because they've been told these thoughts are wrong and disloyal and not fit for Clones.

Their fear is further stoked by the notion that they know nothing outside of war and fighting. Nothing. Rex comments on this at the end of the season 4 arc with Krell. Ahsoka even states it in the final episodes -- afterall, she too was raised as a child soldier to have sole loyalty to the Republic and the Jedi. They have no money. They have no resources outside of their brothers and the army. They have few skills outside of those that make them useful soldiers.

I can draw so many real world analogies to all of this. And all I can say is, if you truly love and care for someone, you don't make them afraid and unable to leave. You do not punish them for wanting more, for wanting a better life. For individual thought. If you care about them, you encourage those things. You support them and provide resources and you help them. The Jedi don't do this. Because they do not care.

And the sad thing is? The reason Jedi can't truly care for the Clones is because they are also brainwashed from a young age to not form attachments. But that's another topic for a whole other post.

[thattheaterlee]

What about Mullette 👀

Ahhh, sorry I've been gone for a couple days! Just takin' a smol break >w< Buti could answer a quick ask!

Hooo boy, here we go!

Baguette Man Lafayette:

If I had to describe this man with one phrase, it would be:

Pure e v i l

He definitely acts like a sweetheart when he's not in a ler mood (which is rare)

But when he is? h e c k

He definitely starts the fights on a normal day, and it'll start off as something innocent: the two of them just chillin' on their couch, outside, things like that. Then, he starts pOkIng-

He know's good and well that Herc' tum is a good weak spot, and he'll just lightly poke and trace his fingers around his tum and waistline and jUst- evil, I'm tellin ya

And THEN???

HE'D JUST- HOVER HIS HANDS OVER HERC MENACINGLY BUT NOT TOUCH HIM?? AT ALL??_HSUDGDYXYJ-EVIL

In the midst of wrecking his helpless lover, he'd whisper sweet compliments to him in French

"Vous savez, je trouve votre rire à couper le souffle adorable~"

Look, we ALL love Laf, but by God, this man is just pure evil. And I love it

Hercules:

He radiates Power-Lee-Energy

He such a joyful person tho; definitely one heck of a hugger

But darn it, he just can't help but have a "Mr. ToughGuy" persona. 'SPECIALLY when getting tickled half to death by Laf

He definitely try to hold in his laughter and say things like "I'm not ticKLISH-" before bursting into laughter

Boop his navel once, and he'll immediately go into a self defense curl

He has adorably happy sounding laughter, and it's contagious as heck. He genuinely sounds like he's enjoying, which he is

It's just- I love him 🥺🥺🥺

Has he tried getting Laf back? Once, yes. Did he do great for about 30 seconds. Yes. Is he EVER attempting it again. N O.

Like, he had him on his back and was attacking his ribs for about 30 seconds. Laf immediately started losing it, and Herc thought he was gonna win for once. BOOOOOY WAS HE WRONG.

Herc still shudders thinking about how badly he was wrecked that day

[lactosefreevanillayoghurt]

4, 11, 32, 39 <33 ilyyy

right okay yiKeS i just got like four notifications give me a minute

potassium im back

(edit: i came back and realised this is Long™ so here's a cUT)

4) what does your room smell like

hhhhh *walks upstairs and aggressively sniffs air* see this is the problem all my friends say i have a really specific smell but I don't know what it is whatever it is I hope it's nice so like???? to my nose??? n o t h i n g

11) vague about the crushes

haha here we go

I'm gonna go straight in and say that the vast majority of my crushes are fictional sooooo

k there's this One Dude. yknow he's a proper nice Dude and a solid yknow Dudey Dude. v sweet has nice hair and is tall and i am smol so we stan that. evelyn if you ever see this, yes, it’s Chair Duet Man

there's another Lovely Lady (nOT in the les mis way jesus christ get your head out that gutter). my friend knows i text her in class and apparently i make a certain face if im texting her. it has been described as "gay and flustered". that's honestly very true. she's sweet and lovely and very very talented but yknow im also sort of having an identity crisis rn ((let's not go into it)) so a lot of crushes are very hhhhhh only a dream right now but anyway I love her v much

I've realised these are such Weak answers I'm so sorry I just fall in love with so many people i sort of forget :(

32) any strange interests?

um

1) rocks and fossils and old coins and history and living history god it just really fascinates me there was a long time when I wanted to be an archaeologist I did courses and everything but then I just sort of,,,, trailed off,,,

2) I guess like crime??? It's sort of a cliche strange interest but yknow I can spend hours and days down rabbit holes searching up all the details for some gruesome murder. It always backfires tho and I never ever learn because I have so many nightmares of being stabbed yikes

3) I feel like there should be a third one to make this nice. See I'm a little bit of a mess and never Record Things Like This. Honestly love you'll probably find out from me sending you videos at horrific times of day ranting about some really obscure passion I forgot about.

39) earbuds or headphones?

Wait a damn second. Wait. What are the ones with the wires idk fjsbdjsbs I will Never like airpods my ears are abnormally tiny and don't vibe with them. the ones that like go OveR your head are too bulky. so like??? earbuds...?? probably??

tHIS WAS LONG APOLOGIES BUT I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH <3

[majorxmaggiexboy]

 Watching (one of) the Three Musketeers Musical(s) - first 30 minutes

i

okay if i understand correctly he just said “Good evening, sir and madame, and welcome [something something]” and then another person says “I say, are they going to do the whole [bally?] announcement in French?” and another person says “I hope not” and then the French Speaker continues, “We are here [something something...i think i caught ‘pret’...ready?] France, [something something] Premier [something something]”

There are goat noises or something happening in the background idk

Ah! “I think he’s saying something about Gascony”

i think we’re on d’Artagnan’s family’s farm then

it’s 1625, April, apparently

i can’t even pretend to be able to keep up with whatever just got said

they’re giving instructions for what to do if there’s an emergency during the show.

they just said not to record anything X’D i think this is probably a proshot tho so it’s not Super Ironic?

Les Trois...Mousqutaires- Mousk- Mousketai- however it’s spelled en Francais idk rn but they just said the title >:}

already know i will not be able to finish this thing tonight bc it’s like two and a half hours and it’s 10 pm and my wifi hates me and doesn’t want me to be happy

they’re sponsored by comcast

the other two voices just dragged the French Announcer Person and said “didn’t think much of his accent, did you?”

ppl are yelling now and it sounds like a fight is happening

this man looks like Mr. Jonas Armstrong’s Robin Hood hey

there is zero background music or anything they’re just fightin and yellin and laughing and there are people just milling about like. it’s a weird vibe ngl

oooh i’m feeling the look of that Shirt. that’s Very Nice.

the boots are So Tall they make the Trousers look Super Weird tbh

That Was Strange. We’ve got blue lighting and some Music now

i think d’Artagnan just won the fight but like, ultra delicately.

they’re all kind of passing this sword around...by the blade...with kind of awed expressions? it just took like three people, all practically up on each other, to hand this man a sword.

ooh it’s The Family Sword okay

OOP THAT’S HIS DAD

d’Artagnan and Grinpayne are in the same category right now

oh nooooo it’s Book!d’Artagnan

the mom’s like “you’re pretty much all set to go get your ass kicked on the daily so i’m preemptively giving you some medicine for the wounds you will Inevitably receive”

“eVERY WOUND?” sir please calm down

if y’all don’t stop yanking on that poor offscreen horse

abruptly we have reached a Song and The Man Can Sing

hashtag let d’Artagnan say ‘maman’ and ‘papa’ 😔🙌

he cute

THE MAN IS A HORSE THE MAN IS A HORSE LIL DUDE JUST HOPPED UP ON THIS GUY’S SHOULDERS LIKE IT’S NOTHING I’M

HE’S GETTING A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO PARIS WHAT

HIS HORSE IS LITERALLY  JUST TWO PEOPLE AND A ROPE

HE LOOKS SO SMUG ABOUT IT

this is completely absurd dude’s just casually singing while riding on this guy’s shoulders

HE HAS A HAT HE HAS A HAT HE HAS A HAT

ohh god now he’s like fully on this dude’s back like an 8-year-old and it looks Ridiculous i’m wheezing

“what the devil is that” I KNOW

they managed to make the Insulting The Horse thing Extremely Uncomfortable negl

he gave the ‘horse’ a sword

the horse is now three people

now he’s riding...a ladder???? and looking completely unimpressed?

youre facing the wrong way dude

i’m gonna need that dog barking sound to stop immediately u-u

umwhat

they’re dragging the horse again. “That horse, sir, is one of the family” “I Can Well Believe It” OOOOOH

shjdshgsjhjsk the way he just slapped that glove onto the ground. the flair. the finesse. the dazzle

i see the Rochefort situation has a little extra Something Something in this version

the height difference X’D

oh yeah it’s gonna be Like That i guess

where’d the height difference go :O

this is the calmest and most gentle beatdown i have ever witnessed. i can’t even describe what just

the tenderness of that murder that just went down

um

“*gasp* Could Treville Have Set This Young Idiot Against Me” X’D

oh this is super weird what the heck

slap him as you walk by, Roachfort, i dare u. do it. it’ll be funny.

Dammit

THE INNKEEPER HEARD ME

just smacks d’Artagnan in the face with a rag “wELCOME TO THE PINECONE INN” iconic

MAN DID YOU JUST

d’Artagnan’s really just out here ‘simping’ for every woman he sees huh

i like that he looks thoroughly confused bc it’s v Accurate

that was the single dumbest smile i have ever seen in my life please do it all the time

this man is dopey as hell

“I’d go and have a rest if i were u” “REST????!!!!” my guy please chill

okay now this one kinda slaps

i’m only fifteen minutes in what kind of alternate time continuum is this existing in i thought it was at least the 30 minute mark

TREVILLE  TREVILLE TREVILLE HI

kay i am Here for this Aramis hel to the lo my good sir

treville’s so mad he got the line wrong

it’s okay Treville i love u sir

“Athas”

d’Artagnan is Smol and Bi and Severely Alarmed and if that aint a mood...

OwO

d’Artagnan’s fully like Hi We Haven’t Actually Met But You Will Be Forced To Adopt Me

is there no one other than Rochefort who can Height Difference. am i to be left cold and Wanting as with the Bee Bee See. u-u

is someone’s phone ringing

oop Rochefort has been sighted. yes my good sir i need you to come back and be taller than d’Artagnan.

Treville “if you want to be a musketeer i’m going to need you to be a good boy and not participate in dueling or shenanigans” d’Artagnan, immediately “brb i gotta go fight that dude over there”

Athos has him by the Wrist(tm)

ATHOS CALLED HIM A PUPPY

THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS VERY SLIGHT BUT I WILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET SIR

the tone of this setting up of a duel is. very special.

y’all about to tango or what with this music?

OOF

i was skeptical about this d’Artagnan but he’s kinda adorable tbh good job Mr. Tveit

THE CAPE INCIDENT

Oop Porthos called him a dog

“How fast one grows up in Paris! A moment ago, I was only a ‘puppy’!” DID YOU REALLY JUST

Porthos please

this Height Difference might be kinda Good

he thinks fighting Athos is going to take 30 minutes to an hour XD

He’s just a little cupcake god bless him i do love a good Absolute Moron :3

“What have I done now?” awwwwww

“I may be late, myself, by then” can’t believe this dude won my heart in 22 minutes u-u

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

“If I die at least it’s clear, I’ll be killed by a musketeer” 

“oh but all the girls I might have loved if only i’d been spared :(” he’s so dumb i love this guy

“Ah, merde” HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING THERE YOU GO BUDDY

this is officially the one true d’Artagnan.

Athos can you please stop prowling around him as he sleeps it’s a little uncomfy my guy

awww he slept in the gardens where he expects to get Murdered

“If I kill you, Treville will accuse me of infanticide” ATHOS

ohhhhhh he’s going to diiiiiiiiie

he smol

“Monsieur Athos has the right to kill me first, which makes your claim, Monsieur Porthos, far less interesting. And yours, Monsieur Aramis, practically worthless. :D” i love him.

oh heck the jacket’s coming off

“I’d like to fight with my doublet on. My wound has begun to bleed again, and I shouldn’t like to taunt you with the sight of blood you yourself haven’t drawn” ATHOS

come on and wreck some stuff Rochefort

Athos: “three against five and i’m not at my best :(” d’Artagnan “Umm there are Four of us actually :D” les inseperables: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA”

“Go back to Gascony. I have no wish to kill you.” “But I have every wish to kill you” D’ARTAGNAN

height difference >:}

ooh Athos liked that

the fights in this show...could be...Better...

the fights are...the Worst...

*slides the actors a $5* pls try to kill each other for real

(to the Inseparables, after helping them fight off 5 of the Cardinal’s Men) “And now, Gentlemen, I am ready for You” oh honey 

current verdict: hate the way the fights are done.real slow start. the songs are Okay but Mr. Tveit could sing a phonebook and i’d  gladly listen. d’Artagnan is Adorably Dumb and Chaotic and a complete Disaster and i am having. A Good Time With This. 

[rainycitysworld]

HI! Here for the match up thingy. So um.. This is 21st year of my life, it’s not much of a healthy or good life, but I mean, I ate a grape or two so I lived a good life, got an IT technician title in ‘high school’, and now in College studying Technics and IT(mostly Physics based tho). I’m quite good at technical stuff, computers, corset and bra making, 3D prints-jk I don’t have a 3D printer, but I do have a little collection of smol wooden figurines of swords and crap, and sketches of them. Also I enjoy laboratories that include chemistry, metalurgy, metals and just creation of things that should not be created. Gladly my profs don’t actually hate me for that :3 I’m rather silent, unless you trigger me with a talk about fantasy or games inspired by it[Tolkien, Sapkowski, le Guin, “Lineage”,…], then it’s no turning back[and animes too], gives of mom/guardian-vibes in any group that takes in that introvertic trash. I’m a pesimist, it’s just that I’m expecting very bad things to just get to me, but they don’t usually happen so idk. I’m an abomination of my family, my sibs are either into strictly technical stuff or artsy/literature, and I’m all of that + all the plagues and curses that’ve been casted upon my ancestors, so outside of getting a nice GPA and schoolarships I get the “from the results of the blood test, you should be dead, X years ago” every time I somehow end up in ER, so that’s another one of my interesting “achievements of life”. Survived 16 years since my ‘death’ so far. YEA I got no idea what “a paragraph or 2” means in English, in terms of how much words is a paragraph, in my country that’s usually like up to 300 words, so I probably went overboard, I tend to do so. And so now please! Get me a partner in crime! Don’t care for gender cus I’m a self discovered ace, but I like looking at anime abs so here’s that. Side note, I ain’t getting that full side shaved yet, just and undercut, but I plan on getting the full 'samurai’ look! Hope it’s not too much words for you to proces.

Match up

Lol the paragraph or two in the U.S. is pretty vague, my apologies. 

I’m getting major Jack vibes honestly. 

What convinced me were two things, your technical skills and your look. I think Jack is also a very technical person, despite his looks. To be a captain I think he’s smarter than he let’s on and I think his slashes require a lot of precision. So I think he appreciates someone who understands technical skills as well. Additionally I think your look his Jack’s aesthetic for sure- mainly kind of edgy/alt. 

He’s also kind of an outsider so if you are one to your family, he would understand completely and be supportive about it. Although he doesn’t look it, I think he’s a pretty good listener and would get really interested in all the stuff you like to talk about. Especially since he’s so busy, he likes to hear the abridged version from you.