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hey darlin’…
*giggles and blushes like a schoolgirl* (both of us)
#this set has me on the floor#he’s just so cute#and charming#I know you I walked with you once upon a dream…🎶#prince charming#dreamy sigh#also lol to him spreading his legs like that instead of putting them under the table 🫠#might be my new favorite pictures…#elvis presley#elvis#if you’re looking for trouble#you came to the right place#Elvis 1960#army elvis
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While I think the moment in cql where Meng Yao– still bleeding from a stab wound in his chest btw– realizes Lan Xichen is in danger and decides to save the man who was so kind to him in cloud recesses is cute and all, nothing will ever beat the book for me. Little bookkeeper civilian Meng Yao, who has not had a serious chance to make his dreams of being a cultivator come true in fucking years, out of nowhere gets the fucking sect leader of Gusu Lan dropped right in his lap?
It's such a great example of Meng Yao's multilayered motivations to me. Because is civilian Meng Yao thinking of all the ways he can use this? Of the fact that having a great sect leader in his debt is the best thing that could happen to him? Duh. Obviously.
Is he very purposeful about appearing to Lan Xichen as a kind young man full of untapped potential, brave and willing to put his life on the line even though he really doesn't know so much about about cultivators, no sir, except a little he picked up here and there, because you see his father– 👉👈 Of course he is!
But the way through which he does that is... by actually saving Lan Xichen's life, at no doubt significant personal risk. The way he makes Lan Xichen believe he's kind and selfless is by... being kind and selfless. Just because he's doing it on purpose doesn't mean he's not doing it.
Is it lying if you want people to think you're nice and so you're nice to them? Isn't that just called being nice? Yes, he is very purposeful about how he appears to people, and very carefully crafts an image based on what he wants them to think of him, but most of the time he does that simply by... actually being the kind of person he wants to appear as. He still did the kind things he did, regardless of his motivations for doing them.
#mdzs#mdzs meta#meng yao#jin guangyao#lan xichen#rs: i wish it could've been you#I think for a guy like nmj the reason this 'fakeness' is scary is because it makes him unpredictable#meng yao COULD be nice to you because he wants you to think well of him and the best way to do that is simply being nice.#OR he could be planning to kill you later. you have no way of knowing which one it is.#but like... the existence of the latter– while obviously very troubling!– doesn't really make the former manipulation in and of itself#but both people in universe and the fandom frustratingly often take it as such#'i want this person to like me so i'm gonna be nice to them' <- this is not manipulation. this is just interacting with people.#anyway this dual motivation probably also applies to show meng yao. who is scrambling to find something else now that he's been banished.#but the reason the novel grips me so much is little civilian a-yao doesn't even *know* lan xichen yet.#it's the journey of this at first being very inpersonal- both as an opportunity and as a heroic act#(the impression he's giving being that he saved a stranger because he's just that kind of person 😇)#and over the course of their time spent hiding together becomes... very very personal.#meng yao coming in with a very general plan that he could charm any kind of person with and slowly adjusting it to fit lxc#but how is that so different from just... getting to know a person and realizing what kind of relationship you want to have with them?#I also just think it's cute to have a-yao get bonked over the head with the realization that this guy is so fucking NICE what the FUCK?#no way he's this lucky. good shit doesn't *happen* to him where's the catch with this guy??? hello???#lucky of course both on a personal level and for his practical goals. i loveeee both sides of a-yao's brain screaming in tandem
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my favourite thing is that its been 3 weeks and we're still asking about the tincan ocean mishap and how it wasnt supposed to happen in the way that it did.
"i did not know that wasnt allowed i promise you...we had nobody with us to say matthew dont be an idiot dont do that" and other lies to tell yourself
KSDK News | 7.18.24 (x)
Sun Sentinel | 6.28.24 (x)
"i think somebody said its technically not allowed but i said it was too late it already happened" oh so there was someone who did do a matthew dont be a idiot dont do that to him but it was AFTER the fact huh and they only allowed this to happen on the terms that the cup wouldnt touch the water...
so heres matthew dunking the cup into the ocean and also matthew and ekky throwing benny overboard during the incident in question and yes multiple local news sources had to reassure viewers afterwards that cup in saltwater should be fine (it was not fine)
Las Olas Beach | 6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)
[benny pic came from his igstory so we mourn the fallen sourcelink o7]
heres them bringing up the cup ocean incident while sasha was in wimbledon to cheer on his gf and guest starred on the volkswagen desk for a bit a week after the incident
Wimbledon Championships 2024 | 7.4.24 (x)
and its so funny he says that he knows saltwater is bad for the cup because...
id like to bring up exhibit A (written account of him bringing the cup over to the beach which incited the cup ocean incident)
and exihibit B (visual of him bringing the cup over to the beach which once again incited the cup ocean incident)
it isnt clear if sasha was aware of the whole "dont dunk the corrosive metal into the ocean" before or after the incident i just think its particularly funny how now he has to go on tv and go yeah that was bad we cant do that from now on like a scolded kitten
and also brady getting upset over not getting credited for the idea because this is what matthew said about it when asked the day after it happened
Pat McAffe Show | 6.26.24 (x)(x)
is he absolutely in every right to get a little pissy about it? yes. does it also make him seem even more like a little brother in the process especially with the way matthew had to go BY THE WAY. IT WAS BRADYS IDEA. AND HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT SAYING THAT SO IM SAYING THAT NOW BUT ONLY AFTER TARYN BROUGHT IT UP. oh yeah absolutely. from one little brother to another it very much reads like that.
EDIT: it was actually ellie his fiancee who quips this because she was in attendance during the hospital visit (youll see her in the bg here) when this interview takes place and that makes it even cuter that she was like hey remember to give your baby brother credit oh this family is so cute 😭😭
#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#sam bennett#aaron ekblad#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#i think its so important to archive how this saga has spun out#boys got scolded for cup in saltwater so bad now theyre acting like they knew they shouldnt have done that in the first place#id pay so much money for matthew to reveal who brought up the fact it wasnt allowed I NEED TO KNOW#“was it bad that the cup was in the ocean? yes. but was it fucking funny as fuck? absofuckinglutely”#matthew man who follows the bit to hell and back#hes a man loyal to the bit and i respect that#if its funny then all is forgiven is his mantra#cbsmiami literally had to get goldie to go “no its fineeeee the stanley cup has seen worse its been in pools this is fine~”#i remember another newstation having to bring it up it mightve been channel 7 but i cant find any videos so it was during banter segments#i think its so funny how much trouble matthew drags the others in without fail#hes a bad influence but boy do they love him lmaoooo#face so cute his mischief is forgiven!
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Emmet month - Day 15: Summer
beach time 😎🌴☀️
#submas#subway boss emmet#subway boss kudari#emmet#kudari#monthofemmet#my art#just... casually posts stuff out of order#i didn't plan originally for this day either buuuut i was having trouble with some other art so#i figured i'd do something cute#i was also using this as a test for like... sticker design possibly...#because i might want to try making stickers soon#i know this is specific like summer theme so ;;#also probably too big for sticker but you know#it was fun either way#just as a test to start getting in that mindset#anyway he's having a great time#he's got that cool inflatable lapras
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adrien and rua take amaya to meet rua's side of the family! rua's nephew, broderick, makes his introductions too!
#ts4#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 gameplay#postcard legacy challenge#let it be known broderick's name was randomly generated#rua holding ama while he talks to his brother and dad 😞🫶🏽 so cute#adrien showing loren baby pictures and bragging about how smart she is 😤 “you wouldn’t believe how quick my ama learned to sit up”#both adrien and rua don’t cuss now that they have a kid. adrien never really cussed maybe he’d say fuck or shit but that’s rlly it#but you know who does cuss? ru’s brother makani. it’s a normal amount but to people who don’t cuss it’s like ‼️#and it’s rubbed off on isabella (the toddler) whose new thing is cussing#that’s why she’s sitting on the couch pensively while adrien reads to her after getting in trouble 😭#i’m so geeked rn bc i’m far enough in this legacy for my sims to have cousins !!! little amaya is gonna grow up alongside her cousins !!#imagine the sleepovers and the holidays 🥺 the closest cousin i have near my age is 3 years younger than me and we didn’t grow up near each#i rlly wanted them to adopt an older child (bc i don’t wanna play newborn-toddler stage 🧍🏽) maybe i’ll have them do that when ama’s a child#idk i’ll flip a coin to help me decide#sim: adrien herrera#sim: rua kamealoha#sim: amaya kamealoha#postcard: gen3#queue
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seeing Evka by herself in the Blighted Dragon trailer is like, where is your husband, asking because I'm not sure Antoine should be without you for too long as, given his track record, I'm not all that confident he can get out of trouble on his own
though, given his track record, Antoine tagging along is a good way for him to quickly fall into peril that he needs help getting out of, so actually maybe it was a better idea to leave your husband at home
#I don't actually think Antoine is helpless. It's just that he gets in trouble all the time in his appearances and Evka has to save him.#He's a very competent and skilled and able Grey Warden! Also the universe decided he's the damsel in this relationship most of the time.#I'm so obsessed with these two‚ your honor.#also to clarify bc I was reminded people say “spouses / husband / wife” in shipping context: Evka and Antoine are very literally married#they got engaged in Won't Know When from the Dragon Age Day stories. also read Hunger from Tevinter Nights bc they're cute 🥺#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Dragon Age The Veilguard#DATV things#DATV spoilers#Veilguard spoilers#Dragon Age#Veilguard
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Do you think IK or the brothers would ever find out about all the times she's died in past loops? Does Barbatos even know, would he tell them if he did?
i feel like barbatos would figure out pretty quickly that ik's appearance is an anomaly within the way things usually happen in the loop, and if i were to put an ironic torturing-him twist on this - potentially this is the first cycle where he 'gives up', i.e. takes a step back and doesn't try to interfere - so he realises that he's been making things worse the whole time by involuntarily causing ik's premature deaths
honestly i think he'd just keep it to himself entirely, out of guilt and also not wanting to ruin everyone else's mental states with the knowledge of these endless cycles that they haven't even noticed they've been trapped in. he doesn't see a reason to burden ik in particular with the idea that she's 'meant to be dead', so he doesn't say anything
though potentially ik herself becomes aware on her own, and barbatos admits what he knows upon being confronted. mayhaps one will become fully aware of the cycle upon death, but will forget by the next time it begins again, and ik (who cannot seem to stay dead ever) has another dies-but-is-brought-back-within-the-same-timeline experience that leaves her aware
alternatively we leave the poor kid alone and she breaks them all out of the cycle with the power of love and empathy, and barbatos just eventually comes to peace with the fact that he couldn't have ever done that on his own. maybe once he's sure they've broken out of the loop, he'd confide in diavolo, but even then he'd want to leave ik and the brothers in peace
(don't get me started on how the brothers would react if they became aware of the previous deaths. i feel like, as cruel as time is, they'd have been involved in a significant number of them - whether or not having done so directly, maliciously or carelessly - especially since poor barbatos is the one that keeps accidentally aggravating them)
#answering asks#anon asks#jtta aus#dragon au#it's a little funny to me for barbatos to take the role of sad sopping tortured victim of time#rather than knowing but troubled puppetmaster of it#he's trying his best. it's not his fault his very presence is a destructive element of the timeline#ohhh this always ends up happening. fun cute au takes turn into Deep territory#to lighten the mood let me steer this in the direction of how doting barbatos would start being#he is so grateful and also so sorry and now rapidly becoming so fond#like a grandmother who misses her grandkids so much#yes the whole point is ik's bond with the dragons. but does she really HAVE to live with them all the time#come sleep over at the castle and have some cookies and tea. pleas
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I'm a little sleep deprived and it's late but never underestimate to make any media angsty 0_0
But there's so much mystery behind Sportacus, his upbringing, and the 9 previous heroes before him. We don't really know anything about it but it seems to be (at least among fans) passed down GENERATIONALLY through a family tree, and you gotta imagine it's something that's trained into them from a young age.
Idk I was just watching the show and thinking about how sweet and playful Sportacus is 🥺🥺💖💖 he's always going along with the kids' games and such, it kinda makes me wonder if he likes to join them because he didn't really have anyone to play with while he was growing up.
#jane journals#self insert talk#🍎 apple of my eye 🍎#my partner argues that he seems well adjusted so he must have had like...a decent childhood#i dont think that means he could never have been LONELY#i think thats entirely possible#he seems to spend a lot of time alone in his airship kinda waiting around for trouble too 😂#mind u not sitting but WAITING like doing backflips and shit all by himself#thats what kills me cause i know its for us the AUDIENCE to look at in awe#but in the context of his life he's just doing all this fancy shit for himself he's not really showing off#and in the ep we just watched before bed he was basically playing soccer with himself#UGH AND HE WAS SO CUTE 😭😭💖💖 like he forgot to duck at one point and he was like 'haha whoopsie'#even he makes mistakes! the kids all look up to him as this unshakeable figure#but he's human...well elf. and he's not infallible#anyways for some reason i got a little sense of loneliness from him then#I ALSO THOUGHT OF SOME PRETTY GOOD ANGST FOR ROBBIE I TALKED ABOUT IN DISCORD W MY PARTNER#maybe ill post about that later too#for now i sleep
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Me last week: The fact that he (Ming) loves Joe is not redeemable enough in itself!
Me this week: Okay maybe it is…
#Ming was cute for one second and i turned like Joe#I get it Joe I do#Ming is still not making the best decisions but he’s trying to make up for it the way he know how to do#but he is also being vulnerable without lashing out#and that’s new!#and yet his mess is going to cause Joe so much trouble#once again I’m anxious#my stand in#t rambles
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i think a lot of people irl think i might be a lesbian just because i am so picky about men. cause most of the time im like eh he’s okay. oh he’s not my type. no i dont think that guy is hot. so they just assume i dont like men at all. which is. fair
#like if you asked me if i think a girl is pretty it doesn’t matter who it is or what they look like im going to say yes because women omg#women..wow#but if you asked me i think a boy is cute there is a 80/20 chance i say no. and a 50/50 i say#actually i think he’s really ugly#..i feel like i need to add a disclaimer even tho i know no one cares#but im not trying to imply that like. how ‘attractive’ someone dictates their value as a person#like if i call someone ugly it isn’t necessarily an insult in my mind i just don’t think they’re attractive#but someone else probably does! and that’s great! i don’t!#sometimes i get myself in trouble talking like that…i don’t *mean* it as an insult it’s just a fact in my brain#like. the fact is i think this person is ugly. maybe they’re a wonderful person! great! other people probably fine them cute! but i don’t.#and that’s just objectively true information. i forget not everyone’s on the same train of thought as i am :’)#anyways. idk what point im trying to make.#oh. i also have my guard up around men a lot more than i do around women#i don’t go out of my way to be rude but i’m more likely to get myself out of talking g to a man#than i am to a woman. not that anyone does talk to me#but if a girl compliments me im like wow! i feel so special and wonderful uwu#if a boy compliments me im like….the fuck do you want from me#ppl see this and are like wow she must just not like boys#idk#snow.txt
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the thing abt jinki acting cute that his mannerisms are also cute so it isnt just when he's acting cute too like minho who hated doing aegyo but is naturally cute with his big eyes n pout
RIGHT like that christmas tree fancam where he hops on that stage apple the way he hops is just an ac character like its #jinkiscience he is a cute guy ! !
#& yeah minho is a cutie too !! i like that clip where hes eating peaches + when he gets competitive and starts using that tone yk that tone#i know the shinhwa show got him in trouble but when he starts going !!!!!!! to them is so cute like yeah fight kpop boy !!!#asks#anon#answered
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#its so weird. i feel like march 5th went on for more than a day somehow. i guess that's just bc we were awake for just abt all of it#my dad wanted to start doing things immediately so he was calling and scheduling all day. we went to the funeral home we went to the store#and it was weird bc as we were moving around it was like wow we r a 4 person family now. this is it. and theres so much to do after a person#dies. or at least there is when they were loved so much and jesus christ my mom was one of the best ppl a LOT of ppl knew. she did so much#for so so many ppl. and with her childhood she had every reason to b a fuck up but no she was kind and selfless and amazing. her mother is#trying to bask in the attention of her death when its like: truely go fuck urself. her being such a good person has nothing to do with u. u#treated her appallingly. fuck off. and fucking everyone knows it. god. she is a product of her grandparents kindness. and it sounds like her#dad was amazing like her. but he tragically died in a car wreck when she was 3. she was in the car. no one in my mums family believes in a#god now. too many bad things happened to the shining gems in a collection of wild alcoholics. but its not all bad. my family's staying close#my dad is taking it hard bc this means hes alone now and my mum took care of so many things bc she was so smart and he feels so dumb. he#feels he didnt deserve her. hes working on giving more hugs now. and hes using us to anxiously talk things out the way he did with mom#which is good. i cant imagine if this happened when we werent 3 adults and he was windowed with 3 kids to raise himself. and its funny. were#saying things we never would have told her. we looked thru pictures of her and she was so so beautiful. a total smoke show. my parents were#a cute couple who produced cute kids. and my mom had trouble communicating and being affectionate tho we knew she loved us there was#distance. theres a pic of my dad pulling her close and shes being tippef towarf her while standing away and thats indicitive of their#relationship. they were 2 partners who lived together independently and that worked but its sad bc my mum couldnt b vulnerable in her#expression. ppl r being so kind tho. ill be in ohio now for like 2.5 more weeks as the funeral stuff shakes out. we have to have 2 bc she#grew up away from her and so many ppl loved her in both locations. she was a popular lady. its so weird to b here on pause. but i feel clear#in my head. i think this will change a lot of my outlook on life. its nice to focus on the person she was and not the horrible 12hrs where i#saw her half dead. i cant imagine how awful it was for my sisters and dad to see her downslide into death. she didnt expect this to b The#Fever that killed her but it did and now she'll never finish a million things. and the house is full of pill bottles and all her junk and#unopened amazon packages and a truck with the fuel left on empty. bc she was an absent minded goofball. ay. well miss her so much#unrelated
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i need fgo to acknowledge servants horses more
#achilles isn't enough i need to know how each servant is around their horse(s)#i think that duryodhana has two main steeds and would have a hard time controlling them for when he's being petulant#highest ranking older mare (12-16) + her offspring (4-8) the older one would have a stubborn and calm temperament who doesn't respect duryo#and her daughter would have the same kind of chill but would be more playful and curious. dur is talking with his brothers & she trots over#starts nuzzling and sniffing his clothes because she's bored. duryo keeps talking but starts petting her#i also think duryodhana has instinctively good balance and he's good at multitasking so showmanship-like riding comes to him easily#but he's shit at all horse maintenance. especially hoof care; he's convinced his girls are going to kick him and doesn't want to even try i#but he wants good care for his horses so he watches over the servants tending to them. bossy yet incompetent duryodhana 🥰#we know georgios is a good owner but i think he likes rein maintenance & spends a fair amount of time making sure bayards armor is spotless#lalter gives out snacks more easily than her counterpart (going after the wild hunt takes energy! llamrei is a good girl!)#percival is great with horses in general and he enjoys taking care of them and will help out any other knights if they're having trouble#ashvatthaman is (un)surprisingly really good with young stallions. he's not afraid of them at all and will scold them for their mean deeds#horse tries to eat his clothes or nibble his hair and he's like. oi stop that you bastard. and the horse listens (will eat his hair later)#prince of lanling is very thorough with horses getting enough feed and water and will make sure they're well rested#arjuna is like. the main character of a horse movie. he's emotionally sensitive with them & bonds with horses easily (who sense his worries#works really really hard to be good at riding and wants to leave no room for mistakes. really aware of his posture at all times#we had dogy event please give me hors event... horses cute and underrated<-most biased man talking
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We were raised on cocktails of Disney movies that brainwashed us into believing our lives were not complete without our white knight coming to save us from a miserable, cat‐filled future as a solitary childless hag. That we could never hope to be happy unless we were worthy enough to be chosen by one of them. So it makes sense that these women cling to disgusting, vile practically dickless excuses for human beings who don't even make them happy. It's the thickest smokescreen in the world, but once a woman chooses to or is forced to disperse it, she will spend the rest of her life trying to understand why she was willing to settle for so fucking little, and barely recognizing that past version of herself.
#personal#i GUARANTEE you none of these women are happy with their trump suckling men#women (childfree or not) tend to love like mothers do. unconditionally.#doesn't matter how miserable you make her#if you gained a woman's love and trust you will have to behave in truly heinous ways to get rid of her#and even then it might take a while#but men love only insofar as the arrangement benefits them. that's it.#start making trouble or disturbing his peace by advocating for your needs and youre gone#you are so utterly replaceable to a man don't you get it? so why are you treating him like there aren't billions more where he came from?#the smartest thing women can do is learn to love men like men love women.#only up to the point that they are providing consistent benefit to you#the second his actions don't match his words the second he backtracks on his promises#the INSTANT you catch him in even a white fucking lie#to the fucking curb#because you know the moment you represent the slightest inconvenience to him he will no longer “love” you#women need to remove their heads from their asses and realize the fleeting validation of a ring and wedding#isnt worth cohabitating with someone who can never love you with a TENTH of the depth and intensity you do him forever#buy yourself some cute jewellry and throw yourself a party done and done#saved you years of therapy and 3 autoimmune diseases#4b movement#patriarchy#toxic masculinity
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I want shido to turn out to be rllly insecure and shit
#HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND OKAY#Ik a lot of guys that r like him#On surface at least#They’re loud and constantly in trouble and they get into a lot of fights#Nd u see them and go “yeah he just doesn’t give a fuck”#But when u get to know them it turns out they do give a lot of fucks actually#they actually care sm and it’s fucking stupid how hard they try to look like they do not#and they’ve almost always came to the conclusion that only way to stop thinking so lowly abt themselves is to just#Not think at all#But this behavior leads to everyone degrading them as a joke bc it’s funny and they’re a silly guy who doesn’t care so it’s ok right???#so they also start to make self depreciating jokes to satisfy their desperate need to fit in#which makes them think more and more which makes them repeat the cycle again and and and#It’s depressing how many guys r like this but whatever anyways#DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN#SHIDOU FITS PERFECTLY INTO THAT TROPE#HE HAS A DEPRESSING STORY IK IT#anyways on a second note I love befriending that type of guys bc they’re actually rlly cute#+ they almost always have this one hobby they talk to no one abt (bc it’s too girly or too weird etc) that they’re rlly rlly excited abt#blue lock
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@dupliciti: ♡ ( meme source. )
●●●●○ | ATTRACTION ●●○○○ | AFFECTION ●●●○○ | INTEREST ●●●○○ | LOYALTY ●●○○○ | TRUST
LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH
#dupliciti#riddle me this; is everything that you remember real and nothing but the pure truth? ━ (H:SR V.)#listen...... listen. kae.ya has no troubles finding sam.po attractive#the affection thingy is the banter theyre starting to do + the moment they start physically interacting its gonna be cute. trust me#im a professional fluffer#also hes noticing that even when paid sam.po does certaint things to perhaps lift kae.yas spirits. like an ELATED FOOL. he doesnt have to#and following him around even when they arent hot on a memory's trail. like we discussed#realistically? he knows that sam.po may vanish when he stops paying. but these little things he does when not paid......#makes it a bit easier to warm up to him#for loyalty hed protect sam.po because kae.ya can't die. so its better to have himself temporary injured than sam.po. hed also help him#just a little bit#he doesn't trust sam.po to stay if kae.ya doesn't pay him but this is also a logical conclusion. hes fine with it#theyre developing NICELY#it's very chilling how kae.ya rationalizes him. but it also helps
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