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missmaywemeetagain · 3 months

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hey darlin’…

*giggles and blushes like a schoolgirl* (both of us)

#this set has me on the floor #he’s just so cute #and charming #I know you I walked with you once upon a dream…🎶#prince charming #dreamy sigh #also lol to him spreading his legs like that instead of putting them under the table 🫠#might be my new favorite pictures…#elvis presley #elvis #if you’re looking for trouble #you came to the right place #Elvis 1960 #army elvis

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zorasthoughts · 6 months

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it's the "pippa" to "pip" to "sarge" to "trouble" pipeline for me

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ratatatastic · 2 months

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my favourite thing is that its been 3 weeks and we're still asking about the tincan ocean mishap and how it wasnt supposed to happen in the way that it did.

"i did not know that wasnt allowed i promise you...we had nobody with us to say matthew dont be an idiot dont do that" and other lies to tell yourself

KSDK News | 7.18.24 (x)

Sun Sentinel | 6.28.24 (x)

"i think somebody said its technically not allowed but i said it was too late it already happened" oh so there was someone who did do a matthew dont be a idiot dont do that to him but it was AFTER the fact huh and they only allowed this to happen on the terms that the cup wouldnt touch the water...

so heres matthew dunking the cup into the ocean and also matthew and ekky throwing benny overboard during the incident in question and yes multiple local news sources had to reassure viewers afterwards that cup in saltwater should be fine (it was not fine)

Las Olas Beach | 6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)

[benny pic came from his igstory so we mourn the fallen sourcelink o7]

heres them bringing up the cup ocean incident while sasha was in wimbledon to cheer on his gf and guest starred on the volkswagen desk for a bit a week after the incident

Wimbledon Championships 2024 | 7.4.24 (x)

and its so funny he says that he knows saltwater is bad for the cup because...

id like to bring up exhibit A (written account of him bringing the cup over to the beach which incited the cup ocean incident)

and exihibit B (visual of him bringing the cup over to the beach which once again incited the cup ocean incident)

it isnt clear if sasha was aware of the whole "dont dunk the corrosive metal into the ocean" before or after the incident i just think its particularly funny how now he has to go on tv and go yeah that was bad we cant do that from now on like a scolded kitten

and also brady getting upset over not getting credited for the idea because this is what matthew said about it when asked the day after it happened

Pat McAffe Show | 6.26.24 (x)(x)

is he absolutely in every right to get a little pissy about it? yes. does it also make him seem even more like a little brother in the process especially with the way matthew had to go BY THE WAY. IT WAS BRADYS IDEA. AND HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT SAYING THAT SO IM SAYING THAT NOW BUT ONLY AFTER TARYN BROUGHT IT UP. oh yeah absolutely. from one little brother to another it very much reads like that.

EDIT: it was actually ellie his fiancee who quips this because she was in attendance during the hospital visit (youll see her in the bg here) when this interview takes place and that makes it even cuter that she was like hey remember to give your baby brother credit oh this family is so cute 😭😭

#matthew tkachuk #brady tkachuk #sam bennett #aaron ekblad #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #i think its so important to archive how this saga has spun out #boys got scolded for cup in saltwater so bad now theyre acting like they knew they shouldnt have done that in the first place #id pay so much money for matthew to reveal who brought up the fact it wasnt allowed I NEED TO KNOW #“was it bad that the cup was in the ocean? yes. but was it fucking funny as fuck? absofuckinglutely”#matthew man who follows the bit to hell and back #hes a man loyal to the bit and i respect that #if its funny then all is forgiven is his mantra #cbsmiami literally had to get goldie to go “no its fineeeee the stanley cup has seen worse its been in pools this is fine~”#i remember another newstation having to bring it up it mightve been channel 7 but i cant find any videos so it was during banter segments #i think its so funny how much trouble matthew drags the others in without fail #hes a bad influence but boy do they love him lmaoooo #face so cute his mischief is forgiven!

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esprei · 1 year

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Emmet month - Day 15: Summer

beach time 😎🌴☀️

#submas #subway boss emmet #subway boss kudari #emmet #kudari #monthofemmet #my art #just... casually posts stuff out of order #i didn't plan originally for this day either buuuut i was having trouble with some other art so #i figured i'd do something cute #i was also using this as a test for like... sticker design possibly...#because i might want to try making stickers soon #i know this is specific like summer theme so ;;#also probably too big for sticker but you know #it was fun either way #just as a test to start getting in that mindset #anyway he's having a great time #he's got that cool inflatable lapras

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fizzytoo · 1 year

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adrien and rua take amaya to meet rua's side of the family! rua's nephew, broderick, makes his introductions too!

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #let it be known broderick's name was randomly generated #rua holding ama while he talks to his brother and dad 😞🫶🏽 so cute #adrien showing loren baby pictures and bragging about how smart she is 😤 “you wouldn’t believe how quick my ama learned to sit up”#both adrien and rua don’t cuss now that they have a kid. adrien never really cussed maybe he’d say fuck or shit but that’s rlly it #but you know who does cuss? ru’s brother makani. it’s a normal amount but to people who don’t cuss it’s like ‼️#and it’s rubbed off on isabella (the toddler) whose new thing is cussing #that’s why she’s sitting on the couch pensively while adrien reads to her after getting in trouble 😭#i’m so geeked rn bc i’m far enough in this legacy for my sims to have cousins !!! little amaya is gonna grow up alongside her cousins !!#imagine the sleepovers and the holidays 🥺 the closest cousin i have near my age is 3 years younger than me and we didn’t grow up near each #i rlly wanted them to adopt an older child (bc i don’t wanna play newborn-toddler stage 🧍🏽) maybe i’ll have them do that when ama’s a child #idk i’ll flip a coin to help me decide #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha #sim: amaya kamealoha #postcard: gen3 #queue

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rexscanonwife · 2 months

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I'm a little sleep deprived and it's late but never underestimate to make any media angsty 0_0

But there's so much mystery behind Sportacus, his upbringing, and the 9 previous heroes before him. We don't really know anything about it but it seems to be (at least among fans) passed down GENERATIONALLY through a family tree, and you gotta imagine it's something that's trained into them from a young age.

Idk I was just watching the show and thinking about how sweet and playful Sportacus is 🥺🥺💖💖 he's always going along with the kids' games and such, it kinda makes me wonder if he likes to join them because he didn't really have anyone to play with while he was growing up.

#jane journals #self insert talk #🍎 apple of my eye 🍎#my partner argues that he seems well adjusted so he must have had like...a decent childhood #i dont think that means he could never have been LONELY #i think thats entirely possible #he seems to spend a lot of time alone in his airship kinda waiting around for trouble too 😂#mind u not sitting but WAITING like doing backflips and shit all by himself #thats what kills me cause i know its for us the AUDIENCE to look at in awe #but in the context of his life he's just doing all this fancy shit for himself he's not really showing off #and in the ep we just watched before bed he was basically playing soccer with himself #UGH AND HE WAS SO CUTE 😭😭💖💖 like he forgot to duck at one point and he was like 'haha whoopsie'#even he makes mistakes! the kids all look up to him as this unshakeable figure #but he's human...well elf. and he's not infallible #anyways for some reason i got a little sense of loneliness from him then #I ALSO THOUGHT OF SOME PRETTY GOOD ANGST FOR ROBBIE I TALKED ABOUT IN DISCORD W MY PARTNER #maybe ill post about that later too #for now i sleep

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journey-to-the-attic · 10 months

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Do you think IK or the brothers would ever find out about all the times she's died in past loops? Does Barbatos even know, would he tell them if he did?

i feel like barbatos would figure out pretty quickly that ik's appearance is an anomaly within the way things usually happen in the loop, and if i were to put an ironic torturing-him twist on this - potentially this is the first cycle where he 'gives up', i.e. takes a step back and doesn't try to interfere - so he realises that he's been making things worse the whole time by involuntarily causing ik's premature deaths

honestly i think he'd just keep it to himself entirely, out of guilt and also not wanting to ruin everyone else's mental states with the knowledge of these endless cycles that they haven't even noticed they've been trapped in. he doesn't see a reason to burden ik in particular with the idea that she's 'meant to be dead', so he doesn't say anything

though potentially ik herself becomes aware on her own, and barbatos admits what he knows upon being confronted. mayhaps one will become fully aware of the cycle upon death, but will forget by the next time it begins again, and ik (who cannot seem to stay dead ever) has another dies-but-is-brought-back-within-the-same-timeline experience that leaves her aware

alternatively we leave the poor kid alone and she breaks them all out of the cycle with the power of love and empathy, and barbatos just eventually comes to peace with the fact that he couldn't have ever done that on his own. maybe once he's sure they've broken out of the loop, he'd confide in diavolo, but even then he'd want to leave ik and the brothers in peace

(don't get me started on how the brothers would react if they became aware of the previous deaths. i feel like, as cruel as time is, they'd have been involved in a significant number of them - whether or not having done so directly, maliciously or carelessly - especially since poor barbatos is the one that keeps accidentally aggravating them)

#answering asks #anon asks #jtta aus #dragon au #it's a little funny to me for barbatos to take the role of sad sopping tortured victim of time #rather than knowing but troubled puppetmaster of it #he's trying his best. it's not his fault his very presence is a destructive element of the timeline #ohhh this always ends up happening. fun cute au takes turn into Deep territory #to lighten the mood let me steer this in the direction of how doting barbatos would start being #he is so grateful and also so sorry and now rapidly becoming so fond #like a grandmother who misses her grandkids so much #yes the whole point is ik's bond with the dragons. but does she really HAVE to live with them all the time #come sleep over at the castle and have some cookies and tea. pleas

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alldramanosleep · 3 months

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Me last week: The fact that he (Ming) loves Joe is not redeemable enough in itself!

Me this week: Okay maybe it is…

#Ming was cute for one second and i turned like Joe #I get it Joe I do #Ming is still not making the best decisions but he’s trying to make up for it the way he know how to do #but he is also being vulnerable without lashing out #and that’s new!#and yet his mess is going to cause Joe so much trouble #once again I’m anxious #my stand in #t rambles

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opens-up-4-nobody · 7 months

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#its so weird. i feel like march 5th went on for more than a day somehow. i guess that's just bc we were awake for just abt all of it #my dad wanted to start doing things immediately so he was calling and scheduling all day. we went to the funeral home we went to the store #and it was weird bc as we were moving around it was like wow we r a 4 person family now. this is it. and theres so much to do after a person #dies. or at least there is when they were loved so much and jesus christ my mom was one of the best ppl a LOT of ppl knew. she did so much #for so so many ppl. and with her childhood she had every reason to b a fuck up but no she was kind and selfless and amazing. her mother is #trying to bask in the attention of her death when its like: truely go fuck urself. her being such a good person has nothing to do with u. u #treated her appallingly. fuck off. and fucking everyone knows it. god. she is a product of her grandparents kindness. and it sounds like her #dad was amazing like her. but he tragically died in a car wreck when she was 3. she was in the car. no one in my mums family believes in a #god now. too many bad things happened to the shining gems in a collection of wild alcoholics. but its not all bad. my family's staying close #my dad is taking it hard bc this means hes alone now and my mum took care of so many things bc she was so smart and he feels so dumb. he #feels he didnt deserve her. hes working on giving more hugs now. and hes using us to anxiously talk things out the way he did with mom #which is good. i cant imagine if this happened when we werent 3 adults and he was windowed with 3 kids to raise himself. and its funny. were #saying things we never would have told her. we looked thru pictures of her and she was so so beautiful. a total smoke show. my parents were #a cute couple who produced cute kids. and my mom had trouble communicating and being affectionate tho we knew she loved us there was #distance. theres a pic of my dad pulling her close and shes being tippef towarf her while standing away and thats indicitive of their #relationship. they were 2 partners who lived together independently and that worked but its sad bc my mum couldnt b vulnerable in her #expression. ppl r being so kind tho. ill be in ohio now for like 2.5 more weeks as the funeral stuff shakes out. we have to have 2 bc she #grew up away from her and so many ppl loved her in both locations. she was a popular lady. its so weird to b here on pause. but i feel clear #in my head. i think this will change a lot of my outlook on life. its nice to focus on the person she was and not the horrible 12hrs where i #saw her half dead. i cant imagine how awful it was for my sisters and dad to see her downslide into death. she didnt expect this to b The #Fever that killed her but it did and now she'll never finish a million things. and the house is full of pill bottles and all her junk and #unopened amazon packages and a truck with the fuel left on empty. bc she was an absent minded goofball. ay. well miss her so much #unrelated

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np5enkidu · 1 year

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i need fgo to acknowledge servants horses more

#achilles isn't enough i need to know how each servant is around their horse(s)#i think that duryodhana has two main steeds and would have a hard time controlling them for when he's being petulant #highest ranking older mare (12-16) + her offspring (4-8) the older one would have a stubborn and calm temperament who doesn't respect duryo #and her daughter would have the same kind of chill but would be more playful and curious. dur is talking with his brothers & she trots over #starts nuzzling and sniffing his clothes because she's bored. duryo keeps talking but starts petting her #i also think duryodhana has instinctively good balance and he's good at multitasking so showmanship-like riding comes to him easily #but he's shit at all horse maintenance. especially hoof care; he's convinced his girls are going to kick him and doesn't want to even try i #but he wants good care for his horses so he watches over the servants tending to them. bossy yet incompetent duryodhana 🥰#we know georgios is a good owner but i think he likes rein maintenance & spends a fair amount of time making sure bayards armor is spotless #lalter gives out snacks more easily than her counterpart (going after the wild hunt takes energy! llamrei is a good girl!)#percival is great with horses in general and he enjoys taking care of them and will help out any other knights if they're having trouble #ashvatthaman is (un)surprisingly really good with young stallions. he's not afraid of them at all and will scold them for their mean deeds #horse tries to eat his clothes or nibble his hair and he's like. oi stop that you bastard. and the horse listens (will eat his hair later)#prince of lanling is very thorough with horses getting enough feed and water and will make sure they're well rested #arjuna is like. the main character of a horse movie. he's emotionally sensitive with them & bonds with horses easily (who sense his worries #works really really hard to be good at riding and wants to leave no room for mistakes. really aware of his posture at all times #we had dogy event please give me hors event... horses cute and underrated<-most biased man talking

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stamplerfag · 10 months

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im gonna answer the other ask later but TRANSFEM SCARY I WAS. ALSO THINKING HBBBGNN

#willy goes both ways abt such things bcus. one he is a misogynist and a homophobe or at least was on earth. obviously #and he still holds you know that. hypermasculine toxic mindset as of s1 based on the uhhh #“overly feminine namby pamby” whatever he says #(kicking myself for not having it memorized)#but i assume that he encountered more variable things in the forgotten realms that may have made him more normal abt. gender variance there #god okay i. hes not. he has an opinion of “you can be a freak if you want whatever. ill play pretend with you. ill tolerate it.”#i really like transmasc ron for similar reasons.. of.... especially when they meet in the cabin where hes cooking fish #and willys like “thats right get some bass in your voice boy !!”#like i know its just regular like. ron isnt masculine enough. but it reads very sarcastic....#“get some bass in your voice” like . you wanna be a boy so bad okay. ill humor you. hahahah. man up then.#um but transfem scary i like a similar. thing. of.... tolerating her being a girl and playing along but always being.#kind of chiding about it.#im so worried were not on the same pagw #which is fine obviously but i get so shy abt when. someone offers me headcanons that i dont agree with and i have to be like #“hahaha yeah whatever you say” like i cant say anything back cus its Wrong to me. BUT.#god though yeah her. visibly being hard around him & its both deeply sort of gross but very flattering to him like. i can work with this...#i think of him as a. opportunist. hes not into cock & not into kids really. dwindling upwards of teen girls but eh.#so when a cute troubled teen girl is literally. offering herself up to you at your feet man its like. why would i say no !! ♡#hes more into taking advantage of her than any of her personal details you know. like her as a person doesnt really. matter. who cares #shes available and stupid and looking to him for advice and validation.#sorry again i havent LISTENED TO ANY OF THIS. I CAN BE WRONG #didnt anthony make the joke abt willy not being brave enough to try pegging. maybe this is his chance #who said that. who. said that #you really want to manipulate a teen girl then you humble yourself and suck her cock and shes yours forever.#im crazy. im crazy #.dxt #scary

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kingdomoftyto · 2 years

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Decided to check out the audio drama Fawx & Stallion this weekend and GUYS... guys this show is SO FUNNY. I couldn't stop laughing for the first three episodes straight.

It's the story of some wannabe detectives living in Victorian London. Specifically, they live at 224B Baker Street, just across the street from a certain pair of decidedly more famous detectives--and they're sick and tired of having all their potential cases scooped by Sherlock Fucking Holmes. Luckily for them, while Holmes and Watson are out of town looking into some matter about a dog, a new case comes along and drops--by default--into our would-be heroes' laps.

And just who are these aspiring crime-solvers?

Hampton Fawx: detective and gentleman. What he lacks in common sense he makes up for with raw theater-kid enthusiasm.

James Stallion: gentleman and detective. A loyal friend and companion when he's not being a self-important arse. Runs on approximately 20% gin and 80% spite.

and finally Madge: neither gentleman nor detective. She's just been stood up by her date and she's going to make that everyone else's problem. She'll agree to help on this case just for the Drama.

It's a hysterical romp so far. A lighthearted farce set just offscreen from Holmes' own capers (for now!). Our main trio lacks even a single braincell to share between them, but by GOD they're going to solve this case and I'm going to be cheering them on the whole way there!

From what I can tell, new episodes are typically every other Monday, but the show's on a short hiatus for the holidays, to return in 2023. The first five are currently available to listen to, though, and I highly recommend it!

#Fawx & Stallion #certain details omitted so as not to spoil the little ep1 surprises :3c #this is a fun one to go into without much prior knowledge so if you're sold then please check it out now!!#I don't want to rob anyone of the gleeful little gasps that I let out as certain details came to light #but if you would like a few tiny spoilers to give you some more miscellaneous character info:#Hampton is asexual (I did not know this going in and it took me a bit to pick up on it but it is alluded to already in the show!)#James and Madge are legally married (which is why I left her surname out of the main post) but #they're both gay and happily pursuing other relationships with each other's blessing.#James is in a committed relationship (basically reads as married) to an Inspector from Scotland Yard and they're disgustingly cute together #his partner Archie is extremely long-suffering because Hampton and James' antics end up getting them in trouble more often than not #and Archie has to clean up their messes without seeming like he's showing favoritism.#(that description sounds like it could be tense but it's actually more in the tone of sitcom hijinks. it's lighthearted and hilarious)#and Madge is a complete disaster lesbian who apparently has an on-again-off-again relationship with Martha across the street #yes THAT Martha across the street #and anyway the three of them--Hampton James and Madge--all just share a flat with an ancient cat and #spend their days drinking booze and amateur boxing and bitching about Holmes and Watson #it's great. please give it a listen :)

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truegoist · 1 year

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I want shido to turn out to be rllly insecure and shit

#HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND OKAY #Ik a lot of guys that r like him #On surface at least #They’re loud and constantly in trouble and they get into a lot of fights #Nd u see them and go “yeah he just doesn’t give a fuck”#But when u get to know them it turns out they do give a lot of fucks actually #they actually care sm and it’s fucking stupid how hard they try to look like they do not #and they’ve almost always came to the conclusion that only way to stop thinking so lowly abt themselves is to just #Not think at all #But this behavior leads to everyone degrading them as a joke bc it’s funny and they’re a silly guy who doesn’t care so it’s ok right???#so they also start to make self depreciating jokes to satisfy their desperate need to fit in #which makes them think more and more which makes them repeat the cycle again and and and #It’s depressing how many guys r like this but whatever anyways #DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN #SHIDOU FITS PERFECTLY INTO THAT TROPE #HE HAS A DEPRESSING STORY IK IT #anyways on a second note I love befriending that type of guys bc they’re actually rlly cute #+ they almost always have this one hobby they talk to no one abt (bc it’s too girly or too weird etc) that they’re rlly rlly excited abt #blue lock

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pollen · 11 months

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look at how cute popcorn is in this sweater i made … so handsome

plus a pic of olive being so shaped

#popcorns so cute he always makes a face like he’s in trouble. my bf thinks it’s bc he knows he’ll get affection if he does this #and it works every time

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ccaptain · 4 months

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@dupliciti: ♡ ( meme source. )

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

#dupliciti #riddle me this; is everything that you remember real and nothing but the pure truth? ━ (H:SR V.)#listen...... listen. kae.ya has no troubles finding sam.po attractive #the affection thingy is the banter theyre starting to do + the moment they start physically interacting its gonna be cute. trust me #im a professional fluffer #also hes noticing that even when paid sam.po does certaint things to perhaps lift kae.yas spirits. like an ELATED FOOL. he doesnt have to #and following him around even when they arent hot on a memory's trail. like we discussed #realistically? he knows that sam.po may vanish when he stops paying. but these little things he does when not paid......#makes it a bit easier to warm up to him #for loyalty hed protect sam.po because kae.ya can't die. so its better to have himself temporary injured than sam.po. hed also help him #just a little bit #he doesn't trust sam.po to stay if kae.ya doesn't pay him but this is also a logical conclusion. hes fine with it #theyre developing NICELY #it's very chilling how kae.ya rationalizes him. but it also helps

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away-ward · 1 year

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This girl will not stand for any Gorya slander near her ears, and I love it

Certainly not what I would call you. 20 minutes ago, you were about to flush your 10+ year friendship down the drain. Who are you to speak of loyalty?

Thank you, MJ, the sole owner of the single brain cell among the four of them. So happy it was your day to take care of it.

#f4 thailand #usually it's ren #but sometimes he needs a break #and when he does that #he usually finds trouble with love #but he's so cute we let it go #and look I know these two are one of my ships #but i can hate him while he's still being annoying and love them for what they'll become #i can multitask #ep 7 + reaction #kavin #kaning

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