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angelxd-3303 · 2 years ago

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Wtf, why do I always make Mario so damn SOFT???

Girlboss x Malewife

#traditional art #mario #peach #more mareach fluff #we need it #@elitadreams #my au #mario my beloved #he just loves his wife ok?

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mmmairon · 11 months ago

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All patched up

#i feel crazy bc I’ve been trying to draw this mf for months #but nothing felt sufficient #i knew exactly what he had to look like but nothing came out close until now #Kit’s wrio destroyed me i see him every night when i close my eyes 😊#Wrio’s the typa guy who's in his late 40s #gets home by 7pm after his prison work to pet his black and white spotted cat #and watch tv while sipping his favorite earl grey tea #he’s just missing a soft and loving wife to dote on him …….. me #ok lmfao that’s enough goodbye #wriothesley #genshin #genshin impact #him looking up at me as i ask to sit on his lap to eat my cookies

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unpersoniverse · 3 months ago

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Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

#nobody translate the file name #nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you #imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind #I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out #Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o #she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she #she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM #until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together #I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized #I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby #and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch #they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through #connor i'm in love with your wife #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #connor's mistery wife #ac 3 #assassin's creed #oc #the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art

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thefrsers · 7 months ago

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requested by: @skatingthinandice: 7.02 + 7.08 "don't deserve a second chance" parallel

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psychotomy · 1 month ago

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So I watched the aw1 playthrough and

#Alan Wake #…I can’t get over the fact that edgy writer man’s first words were MY WIFES GONNA BE OK #I mean he just discovered that his entire childhood/existence might be a story within his story #but it doesn’t matter cuz ALICE #also ogoa ugfhfgf #gotta love me some musically insane old men

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nemesisfall · 5 months ago

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obligatory pokemon au time!!

#milgram project #haruka sakurai #yuno kashiki #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #shidou kirisaki #mahiru shiina #kazui mukuhara #amane momose #mikoto kayano #kotoko yuzuriha #woah what the fuck u can do 30 images at once now #i didn't draw es with their singular eevee bc i thought the limit was 10 still whoops #anyways--#haru has a singular tiny budew that follows him around and loves him. he is afraid of it #yuno has a furfrou bc she loves big dogs. and liepard bc she's cat coded #i like to think fuuta makes really amateur lowpoly 3d renders so i think itd be fun if he had boys to make art w him #muu got herself a BIG HERACROSS when she was tiny and her mom was like. cringes. don't you want a girl pokemon for girls??#and baby muu was like SHE'S PINK!!!!! and would not let go of her buggy #a sableye approached her and tried to eat her earrings. the vivillon is from her dad #my friend pointed out shidou would be the exact age for playing gen I hence the squirtle #blissey bc nurse joy. his blissey used to carry around the gloom in her lil pouch when she was just an oddish #the eldegoss is his wife's!! but she tends to tumble about in the breeze and find shidou a lot #i actually started these drawings bc mahiru going OVERHEATTT in her t1 song made me think incineroar #she treats him like a big kitten!! and her phantump is her tiny baby #OK I CAN'T FIND W HO BUT SOMEONE DREW KAZUI WITH A SHINY APPLIN AND IT'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING TO EXIST #he's got a lil bisharp that wants to be a kingambit but hasn't been able to evolve #and kazui is like. ah. action figure bug. for boys. cant live up to his manly potential. i relate deeply with this man #amane got an espurr bc she deserves a cute kitty. castform reminds me of her cult's cloud symbol thing #mikoto=morpeko connection has been made a billion times but it's true. he finds it eating his redbull cans at the office

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theoddbun · 2 months ago

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Hudson you dirty dog (me too bro me too)

#he just loves his wife ok!!!!#bunny rambles

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zoomclown · 3 months ago

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i know it's late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARREN GODBY

#warren godby #red valley podcast #red valley #Warren Godby the man that you are #Casually s*icidal middle aged/retirement age man who has 0 conflict resolution skills #a tendency towards violence #A love of retro games #And the diet of a toddler #Horrendously dysfunctional elder millennial with brain damage who is in love with his best friend #Popsicle man who'd rather not deal with it right now thank you #He can eat so much ice cream and never get a brain freeze #Captain shit #Somehow managed to land an incredibly intelligent and well adjusted wife oh wait nevermind #Is pretty sure tortoises will never love you back #Is he neurodivergent or is it just the trauma + brain damage #The most horrendously avoidant man of all time #Needs a lot more therapy than he ever ended up getting #Like if the frozen feeder eats you find in a pet store were also lab rats #Guinea pig of all time #Semi-willing recipient of evil science experimentation #Ok I think I'm done #I do love him

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moeblob · 17 days ago

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OC !

#my characters #i missed her so much wowee #her name is katale and thats what she goes by EXCEPT her best friend (and ex boyfriend and boss) who gets to call her kitty #hes just like the all around best guy in her life and she loves him a whole lot #and even though they broke up they have a very loving friendship and shes like #oh i would absolutely kill for him and in fact i am VERY good at killing im honing my skills :3 #and her family is actually just a bunch of criminals and the only reason the other guy gets involved #is bc he needs fast money to help his mom with hospital bills and so hes like hey my mom doesnt need to know how shes alive #and then he somehow becomes head honcho and is a rumored to be ruthless man #but hes just incredibly level headed and able to think his way up (and kills a few unpleasant family members for kitty)#and if shes running out and about you can even hear him say shit like #my wife left me i miss my wife #and everyone knows he means katale but no one knows how to react bc its clearly a joke (???) since they broke up #but no one is telling their boss to elaborate the wife situation #kitty however is the entire reason that she gets this lil puppy of an agent to not kill rudyard her dear boss #and somehow they adopt this grown man and also his really weird mentor who faked their death #but they love their puppy son boy agent man #and kitty is super happy to dote on the agent but even she has her lines like WHY DID YOU JUST HAND HIM A GUN #RUDYARD HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE LAST MONTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING #and rudyard is just ??? can i NOT shove a gun into his hands now? what is that? a crime? really? gonna tell on me? a criminal? for crimes?#but genuinely it stresses her out bc she loves her adopted son but loves her best friend and eventually she realizes #ok puppy agent man is loyal to them but not a criminal thats ok #while rudyard is like ... passing him guns to try out as a bonding thing #but also he is fascinated with how good the agents aim is like hey kitty you should watch how far he can shoot perfectly #hey kitty remember all those dead underlings and how precise their kills were to make them not suffer this guy is really good #also for what its worth ruds mom is still alive! shes just in a nursing home now and he goes to visit her #kitty and rudyard have such a fun dynamic to me and both are murderers but its okay (its not)#also kitty likes anime and she has forced rud to watch anime with her and he just accepts his fate #bc it makes kitty happy to share so he will watch to make her happy even if he doesnt understand all the appeal

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malefilus · 2 years ago

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Elden Ring isn't just about two divorced families trying to make it work, it's also about multiple loveless marriages barely containing their disdain for one another.

And then off to the side a lady married a snake and it's going great.

#elden ring #radagon married two different people #and i highly doubt he ever loved either #mans just said i need a lot of offspring assist me in this endeavor #i feel like godfrey and marika maayybee were ok married but boy #when you both have your unspoken baggage you both refuse to work on #kinda will only go so far #it's hilarious that the one good marriage is the one where a dude fed himself ot a snake #and his wife just wen i love you even more now

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wavesoutbeingtossed · 6 months ago

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#ok saying this here since it’s the middle of the night and we’re all on our hoax bullshit which leads to being on other bullshit lol #the rolling stone interview from 2020 lives rent free in my mind #specifically the part where she asks Paul McCartney about how he was able to raise a family amidst his fame #and how he was able to carve out a life for himself and his wife and his kids outside of the noise #and he talked about how they just tried to be as normal as possible #eg lived in the country and the kids went to the local #school etc #and her interest just seemed really… pointed #and even back then that pinged at me and made me wonder about what… plans were underway #and then after Joever and YLM came out my brain went back to that #and considering hoax and many other things #(and now with TTPD which I’m talking around lol)#it just made me wonder if those… types of plans are what were reneged on #and that they were just no longer on the same page #and or he ultimately told her the fame and career thing was the dealbreaker re that #anyway I have thoughts but this is already too parasocial for main #but does fall into #the faithless love equation in my mind #ok I should probably delete this in the morning

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ruvviks · 9 months ago

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"The outer reaches of space remain unexplored by humankind to this day, but its greed is relentless. We grasp and yearn and hunger for knowledge— answers to questions we cry out into the endless void expecting to understand, expecting the stars to respond. The stars will not, but one day something else will— and we will not like what it has to say." — Rome Solomon, Beyond the Exosphere (1965)

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#obscura #edit:rome #nuclearocs #nuclearedits #ok so. ok hi. red and i made a new universe hi. sorry. morris quincy victor and eleanor belong to them the rest belong to meee :3 #the pictures i used are basically the patron saints of their occupation / line of work! so that's not what they look like #anyway it's a mix of paranormal stuff + lovecraftian horror + sort of zombies :^)#they're like. the domains of lucifer (demons) behemoth (zombies) and leviathan (the eldritch horrors that happen in space and oceans)#who are like. the three evils that torment the mortal realm #it's all in a historical setting kind of parallel to our world? so a bunch of historic events are the same but it's like #a little bit more advanced with technology but at the same time it's not. it's Just A Little Different y'know #rome's sister went to space for a mission and just straight up went missing which prompts him to become an astronomer #and he's the first one to start speculating the existence of leviathan as eldritch god #morris is a technician at the academy who has an angel stuck in his computer #eve is a nun and herbalist who witnesses the influence of behemoth firsthand through some sick travelers #that she and the other nuns of her convent take care of #anatoly and quincy are both from different space missions who end up as the only survivors who are not basically a plant #the other two survivors have secretly been replaced with some sort of parasites. annihilation style if you've seen that movie #eleanor is a demonologist and works together with her brother victor who's her cameraman #clarence is a blind psychic who lost her sight because of an angel trying to warn her and in return got her psychic abilities #and lazarus is one of the two most famous demonologists in the world but his wife (the other one) passed away #so now he's alone and since he's not from an upper class family like his wife was he's not all that loved as she was #there's a lot going on but it's SO fucking fun to work on so far. feel free to send any asks i would love to explain more :^)#if you've made it this far also hi i love you. kiss for you

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mrmeepsmadmind · 10 days ago

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Blurr being rude to poor grampy hoist/smokescreen bcs he interrupted his awkward ass attempt at smoothly sauntering over to his beautiful wife, hot shot, and pushing him against the wall to make out and cheer him up

thanks for hitting readmoe. as present, have some hot shots

lowkey.. id be pissed too if hoist interrupted me from having this. blurr kinda valid ..

KIIIYAH 😾‼️‼️ ' 💭 i bet blurr thinks i look so cool right now hehe 😎😼 ihope-... is he looking? please be looking... wait. where even is he right n-' blurr who's right next to the flag: hnggh

#HOIST IS JUST TRYING HIS BEST WTF BE NICE TO HIM #scavenger is gonna yell at u for making his wife sad blurr dont even try it ok #pls be nice to ur grandpas wife #love how hot shot goes from 😾 to 😺 the moment he hears hoist it's so cute how much je likes him #the episode when hoist randomly jumped after them to go to earth and hot shot was the only one to care #did all that just to get stuck underground ..#hoist is like demo but autobot to me idk why #when he was waving his crane around all happy like a dog wagging his tail #idk why hot shot was complaining like hes tall enough to get hit #if anything everybody else should be concerned. hot shot didnt even have to duck to avoid it #he just wanted to feel tall 💔#hot shot trying to gentle parent grandpa..#blurr #transformers armada #transformers #maccadam #tf armada #hot shot #hotshot #hoist #smokescreen #BRO CMON IT'S LIKE THE SAME GUY HOIST MAKES MORE SENSE EXCEPT FOR THE ONE TIME WHEN HE FARTED OD WTVER #whatever

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nicorobinwifey · 1 month ago

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THE SILLIEST

Who's kid is this and why is he so gender?

I really enjoyed drawing him. We both got the "the feeling of wearing pants makes it hard to breathe" autism 🤝

More yapping and Spanish translation down here

What can I say, I'm a yapper

FRANKYYYYY

Water7 was PEAK, the whole time I was drawing kid franky I wanted to rewatch water7, just for the funsies BUT i really should study for my calculus exam and I literally couldn't choose a worse time to start this account, but here we are.

Ok but they really did cooked with kid franky design. Maybe before drinking coke he drank some of that gender fluid I keep hearing about(? (That was a bad joke, please unfollow me so I behave next time)

Side note: I HATE DRAWING HANDS, YOU BETTER BET THAT IF A DO A DRAWING OF TINY LUFFY PICKING HIS NOSE ILL USE THIS HAND, SORRY FRANKY BUT IM CHEAP.

i didn't give him his abs because hes a kid, he doesnt deserves them.

I need to post this fast because while writing this I notice some mistakes and fixed the drawing 4 times.

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Traducción al español:

De quién es este niño y porqué es tan fachero? (Y gender)

Realmente disfrute dibujarlo, ambos tenemos el "la sensación de usar pantalones hace que me cueste respirar" tipo de autismo🤝

FRANKYYYY

Water7 de las mejores weas del mundo (gracias w7 por darnos a franky). Todo el rato mientras hacía el dibujo quería volver a ver water7 solo porque si, pero debería estudiar para mi evaluación de cálculo y realmente no pude elegir un peor momento para empezar a subir dibujitos en esta cuenta, pero era noma. Me siento muy motivada al respecto pero piensa lo poderosa que sería si enfocará esa motivación en cálculo en varias variables en vez de esto :/

Volviendo al dibujo, realmente cocinaron con el diseño de franky chiquito. No traducire mi chiste fome sobre el genero fluido porque mi audiencia hispanohablante (nadie probablemente) se merece algo mejor

Nota adicional: ODIO DIBUJAR MANOS, APUESTALO TODO A QUE SI HAGO UN DIBUJO QUE LUFFY CHIQUITO URGANDOSE LA NARIZ VOY A USAR ESTA MISMA MANO, PERDON FRANKY PERO SOY BARATA.

Mientras escribía esto me di cuenta de unos errores y ya edite 4 veces el dibujo, lo voy a subir antes de encontrar más errores porque podría estar horas así.

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asukiess · 16 days ago

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I don’t ship gabenath like in the show proper. but I think they would have made really interesting high school bf/gf. to me.

#I have more thoughts about this but they’ll have to wait #Asukies ramble #they didn’t have to be majorly in love but more like #really good friends who dated for a few months #look I just think a LOT about the interplay of the three of them okay ok ok #and it’s funny to think gabriel and Nathalie reconnected #because he knew she would be studying archeology #and then nathalie sleeps with his wife.

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jrueships · 2 months ago

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A HEAARRRRT IS A HOUSE FOR LOOVE AND IVE LEARRNNED THAT IT DONT TAKE MUCH TO BREAK A HEAARTT

sorry I just had to get that out lol I love that damn movie. That film, the temptations film (Paul and Cornbread my loves) and the little richard biopic will always have Leon as one of my fav actors idc idcccc also it took me way too long to find out the five heartbeats weren't a real group 🤣

IS A HOUSE ! FOR LOVE !

And I've LEARNED ( ive leaarnnned!!) 🗣‼️‼️

NO NO, DONT SAY SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE. NEVER BE SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE !!!!

ALL ur takes are MWAH. Just MWAH.

PAUL AND CORNBREAD LOL!! THE LOVES!. OUR BEAUTIFUL LOVES!!!. UGH. UGH. IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE MOVIES. BOTH!! OF THESE GROUPS ARE REAL AS LONG AS U BELIEVE!!!

& i know dresser ran to that limo once he heard Eddie begging for his job back (our poor softie gentleman baritone baby..) but i think somebody should be jt's moral compass bcs duck is just 😭 sick of him

Leon deserved SO MANY MORE major movie roles just by being beautiful and bitchy like . His 50 cent movie cameo was so fucking funny.. TY FOR SAYING THIS. GENUINELY. I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THESE MOVIES TOO. The characters are hilarious and tragic and I am. Infatuated with them all. They all have their lil moments to solidify them as real or to reflect them being real and it's just. Mwah.

Eddie almost at rock bttm begging for his job back bcs he loves music. He Loves. Music. But he has trauma so much trauma but he's Trying. He's trying so hard and then he opens his coat to reveal he still has their old performance uniform but makes a funny noise:

JT:

#robert townsend just like me fr. obsessed with this diva leon #he was like ok hes playing this prettyboy role Too well.. LITTLE RICHARD MOVIE IS CALLING !!!#leon is such a pretty man. and now he is my cringe oldman wife like idc hes my everything still idc idc #and the 5 heartbeats are REAL!!!!!!!#i just seen them!!!!! dresser was telling me abt how hes an english teacher during the days off bcs he loves it #it's true i never lie #actually i am lying they cant be a real band bcs jt would probably be dead of aids im srry #manslut king partied too hard #speaking of king i love cornbread and paul's friendship so much in the movie #irl theyre friends too bcs paul dumped a bucket of mop water or smthing on cornbreadeddie & they fought #then ran away together to live their singing dreams after eddie stole his brothers car or smthing #but eddie irl started gravitating toward david even while paul was alive #but in the movie they were together forever until paul wasnt and thats just so sweet to me #cornbread is an unbothered cigarette boyboss. i like to think movie cornbread is lowkey just tired of david #but deals with him bcs hes the only other one who hates otis #the movie and the reality differs a lot cus it's otis'd say on things so it's like 2 dif worlds to me #but one remainder is paul is my favorite and he deserved so much better. so much more appreciation #a love i can see is my favorite song of the tempts and pointstop one of my favs. i love his singing voice. it's so energetic but full #of emotion #hes 🩵🩵🩵🩵 PAULLL!!!! ARGHH!! we are the second biggest paul fans aside from cornbread 🩵#pls feel free to tell me ALL ur thoughts on these movies / leon movies in general LOL ive seen like #allmost all of them i could like i could talk so much abt leon #one of my fav actors ever as well !!!! hes a cutiepatootie aaa!!! his obsession with jamaica...#ted asks #ted doodles #PLS. PLS GEEK OUT WITH ME ABT THESE MOVIES MAN. I AM SO STARVED #the temptations #the five heartbeats

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