#he just a silly liar

[iwantflyingpigs]

okay so not to be annoying but

HOW TF KAZUI IS GETTING "GUILTY" VOTED

like guys? guys!!

sure you can vote however the way you want with your own reasons and all that but we saw the same thing right? RIGHT?

especially to the people out there who voted "innocent" for Mu and Kotoko the first round but now voting Kazui "guilty" ... sleep with one eye open (for legal purposes this is only a joke)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

[necrotic-nephilim]

you mentioned the arrows stealing tim from the bats and i just had the hilarious idea of that + jaytim

poor oliver would lose his mind bc he goes and saves tim from the bats and then tim brings one of them home

put it back tim you don't know where that's been

i'm CRYING this is so funny. it's even funnier given what Jason did to Mia. like of all the morally questionable mob bosses Tim could've dragged home, he had to pick *that one*? Oliver is trying to be supportive of Tim and give Tim more agency than Bruce gave him, bc Oliver worked *hard* to steal this one and he's not going to lose all of the progress he made. and it does seem like Tim's doing *somewhat* of a decent job of making Jason less murdery. and Jason agrees to the rule he'll keep out of the Star City scene, but Gotham's still his fair game. and honestly, that makes Oliver like him just a *little bit* because if he's going to make Bruce's life more difficult, maybe Jason is alright.

it also does *not* help that when Oliver goes to Roy for support bc Roy agrees that Jason is untrustworthy as hell. but Roy is *also* the guy who had a daughter with Chesire, so the best he can do is give Oliver a shrug.

also think it's fun if Tim is sort of tense, expecting Oliver to put his foot down and tell Tim no. like he's not used to a vigilante parental figure who's actually good at the parent part, so it's weird having this level of freedom, esp when he knows Oliver does disapprove. but Oliver lets Tim figure out hs own love life and make his own mistakes, even if he's ranting to Dinah about Jason until two in the morning. it doesn't help that Jason makes no move to try to get along with Oliver. he's just a shit to be a shit. at this point Tim is pretty sure Jason enjoys driving Oliver up a wall more than he enjoys dating Tim. who's to say if it's true.

[volivolition]

DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!

gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!

[brainrot-stitch]

Steve saga doodles !! :3

All early steve saga, like before rainbow could talk timeline

Grhh I am so normal about them so so normal...

[icewindandboringhorror]

boy who likes to look very innocent and pretend that he simply wants to smell something but then will try to bite it out of your hands as soon as you've let your guard down

[brynn-lear]

I never got too deep into enstars but there are days where I miss Mama 😔

[sysig]

When does the Tom Kenny brainrot stop (Patreon)

[deadrlngers]

i was tagged by @halsin to make some ocs in this picrew, thank you so much annie!! i love this picrew sooo much and since so many cool features were added i'm giving my bg3 crew another roll in it!!

Violante Waesphine | Zefyr (they/them) Camylla | Ruven DeVir Cassandrae (she/they) | Lazarus (he/they)

tagging: @arisatominakos @devilbrakers @swordcoasts @cultistbase @nuclearstorms @reaperkiller @swanfey @nokstella @katsigian @florbelles @druidgroves @risingsh0t @morvaris @faarkas @indorilnerevarine @shadowglens and idk!! whoever wants to do this <3

[dabisbratz]

umm hi so leon w s/o thats a crybaby

EEE GONNA GO ALL OUT ON RHIS ONEEHSHHE

so think we can all see leon’s a very capable guy, n he needs someone jus as strongwilled n self reliant as him. but leon’s also very patient, a lil rough around the edges but he cares so much. maybe a lil too much. n i can picture this goin two ways!!

if you work with him, leon’s thrown for a loop. i mean, s’you. all strong n tough!! he’s never even seen you cry! but he doesn’t know you’ve built up a dam, n it’s sloooowly collapsing under water pressure. first it’s the poor lil dog you saw sleepin next to his infected packmate, then it was accidentally scrapin your knee on a particularly rough landin, then it was leon’s almost noncommittal n awkward tone of voice when you try to make small talk. you try to hold it in, really, you do!! you try your hardest!! but bein a crybaby isn for the faint of heart— even if it seems like it. so when you burst into tears leon’s jus… stunned. he’s seen you cry over lil stuff of course, he’s your boyfriend!! but never on a mission. he knows what to do, cause he knows you, gives you a teensy tiny lil smile n wipes away the waterworks with his big hands. leon’s much better with his words (all that hostage trainin really paid off!), he’ll drag you somewhere safe to patch you up n coddle you jus for a few minutes. tells you some reaaaally bad jokes to keep your mind off all those sad things): part of him gets it, but as the years go by he’s gotten kinda numb, really it’s seein you upset that’ll actually get him wound up.

if you’re a civilian!! n, yknow, not exactly sculpted into the perfect soldier— he’s not as surprised. leon has more time, it’s easier to help how he wants to when time is finally on his side. he thinks it’s endearing, really! n when he’s not talkin you down, at least… leon’s voice is so soothin he knows it’ll ground you if he starts talkin. maybe you cry cause you miss him (even when he’s right in front of you), maybe you cry cause you’re gonna miss him (you never know when he’s gonna leave). or maybe you cry just to cry, cause your heart is so full. doesn matter, he’ll comfort you all the same, shushin you quietly n pattin your back. if he’s a lil occupied he’ll keep comforting you, jus while finishin somethin tedious. but if you’re really upset. like genuinely. he resorts fully to talkin. he wants you to tell him what’s got you so wound up. n he might not have an answer to your problem!! let alone a solution!! but he’s gonna try so hard. n maybe he can’t quite form the sentences he’s thinkin, but he’s lettin the words spill out while you sniffle beside him.

sometimes you can hear him mumble ‘cute..’ when he’s wipin away your tears. he may or may not think your post-cryin face is kinda hot

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Found this Powerpuff DVD extra thats literally just Mojo talking abt himself for a few minutes and at one point he just drops that he wants kids someday and like w. Hwhat. What do I do with this information

[mukuberry]

"Most of us are familiar with what the red rose means, having been used across cultures to represent love and romance for centuries. The meaning of red roses is universally understood to be love and passion. However, even within red roses there are rose colour meanings to be explored. A deep red rose is sometimes thought to mean that you are ready for commitment, and can symbolise a deeper bond than lighter coloured red roses which are said to symbolise passion and desire." x

"Every shade of red roses has a slightly different meaning. Bright ruby red roses are the true sign of love and usually symbolize passion, desire, and romance. Deeper red roses that fall more into the burgundy color family connote commitment and devotion. Deep dark red roses — which can sometimes be so rich in color as to appear black — symbolize rebirth and new beginnings." x

Listen I'm not saying Shidou Kirisaki lied when he answered this question. I'm just pointing out that he is known for lying. That's all............

[muninnhuginn]

Ngl my favourite gag in mp100 is the one where Reigen will do something that causes those around him to just stop and wonder how powerful his psychic powers are. Because I know he has none of them but every single time there's around a second delay where I'm like "wait he has powers?" before my common sense kicks in. Like, was I wrong? Did he gain powers whilst I wasn't looking? No, no he did not.

[crossbackpoke-check]

56 and any Yamo pairing! 🫶

i just wheezed so hard when i saw what the song was i almost snorted coffee out of my nose i am so sorry for this one

#56 - kyoto phoebe bridgers + yamo

the story of how this song ended up on my wrapped is too long so it’s going in the tags but. let me set the scene for you.

2026 NHL GLOBAL SERIES™️ JAPAN - Presented by YPPI

November 13 & 14, 2026: Dallas Stars, Montreal Canadiens, Seattle Kraken, Vancouver Canucks

Saitama Super Arena, Saitama, Japan

It’s a pitiful excuse of a consolation prize for not being able to go to the Olympics, but Kailer’s not going to look a vacation horse in the mouth. The arena’s cool. It’s huge. The people are cool. There’s so many more of them than he thought there’d be with jerseys that have his name on the back, and a lot more that have the familiar orange and blue. He takes a picture of the fifth Oilers Yamamoto jersey he signs—this one’s the good Reverse Retro—and texts it to Connor, says,

no one here has even heard of mcjesus

and gets a moon face emoji in response. Leon’s influence. Kailer’s still never really deciphered what that one means, and he doesn’t think Connor knows either.

They don’t have a lot of time off between games, but Kailer’s trying to be a good tourist. His dad had been so happy when Kailer had told him about the series that Kailer’d had to stop him from trying to book a flight a year in advance, and his mom’s been just as bad, sending him every article she sees about Best New Spot in Tokyo! Cool Restaurant! Have You Seen This Japanese Cat Café? that she scrolls across on Facebook since June. Suzy’s in the same boat, so they’ve been crossing off their compiled travel-guide list together, looping in as many guys as they can. Everyone’s been pretty game. All the teams are crammed into close quarters at the same hotel, which means everyone wants to spend as much time as possible outside of it, and it helps that Kailer’s gotten pretty close with all the other guys that the NHL picked up as Global Series figureheads. Robo’s memes? Absolutely fire. The groupchat loves them.

For every item he crosses off the list, Kailer takes a picture and keeps it tucked in his phone notes. It’s like speed-running a scavenger hunt—they’re only here for four days—but he’s doing a pretty good job. His favorite so far has been all the gardens. They’re stunning, trees shining bright red and yellow, and every vendor has been selling maple candies, maple cakes, and even fried maple, though the official maple festival doesn’t start until next week. The second garden he visits, he does it on his own after practice, buying two cakes from a cart near the gate and walking until he loses the bustle outside. It’s easy to get lost in the winding pathways, heading deeper into the quiet, and there’s dozens of benches underneath the burnished leaves where young couples are tucked away on dates, or old friends are laughing and catching up. In some of the little clearings, there’s small shrines where people leave offerings, a prayer for good luck or good fortune.

Kailer stops at one without any people and sets the second maple cake on top of it, then sits and scrolls through all the texts that he’s missed. His mom gets replied to with a picture of him outside the garden gate, grinning and surrounded by other travelers. He sends his brother a picture of a trashy graphic I Love Japan t-shirt with the threat that he’ll buy one for him, and Kailer’s dad gets a picture of the meticulously arranged and cut bonsai that are across from the bench where he’s sitting. The Seattle groupchat gets a recycled meme from Robo, and he gets two thumbs up and an “LMAO” before he can even exit the thread. Finally, Kailer takes a picture of the half-eaten maple cake in his hand, holding it next to a fallen maple leaf on the bench, and gets halfway through typing another message before he thinks better of it.

(On the plane over, Drieds was reading them a story about how when they first introduced the high-speed railway, people were afraid to use it because they thought it would be too fast for their souls to keep up.

“Bro, if that were true, you just left your soul in the middle of the Pacific,” Ebs had laughed. “Planes are faster than trains.”

“Are they?” Matty asked. “Isn’t the train in Japan the fastest in the world?”

Drieds couldn’t make it through the rest of the story over the sound of everyone ripping Matty to shreds, so Kailer didn’t get to ask whether or not they found out anything about planes. Kailer’s not worried about his soul, but the logic makes a strange kind of sense; after all, he traveled 429 miles in five and a half hours once, and that was a little too fast for his heart to keep up.)

Fuck it. Kailer’s been trying to write a response for the past ten days, and he’s sick of swiping in and out of the message, staring at the keyboard so long he starts to see swirls in his vision.

Kailer drafts the text again and sends it, no context, no caption. A text travels faster than a high-speed train or a jet. Maybe it’ll pick his heart back up on the way.

[gladiatorcunt]

i’m becoming a toxic louis defender