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Get ya Shadowpeach sweetness, ya all put so much bitter and angst, gotta add some sugar to these two!
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"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."
"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"
"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.
"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.
"You didn't tell me he was hot!"
The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"
Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.
"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"
"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"
"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"
"Dustin!"
"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.
Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."
"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"
"Whoa," whispers hot guy.
"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"
"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."
Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"
"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.
#robin sitting up out of a dead sleep in her girlfriend's bed: something just happened#steddie#stranger things#dustin henderson is the worlds worst and best wingman i am so sorry to steve and eddie#eddie is less scared and more turned on but he IS still a lil scared bcs the sexiest man alive looked him in the eye and then started cryin#nurse steve my beloved#my steddies
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We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure
#ace attorney#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#maya fey#franziska von karma#dick gumshoe#larry butz#general my post tag#i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris#but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix#franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two#larry however.#larry would be way too invested#once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it#gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible#and based on the “wright wright wright” scene#and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case#i think he’d be very invested too#also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious#do you see my vision
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Dc x DP Prompt #8: Best Friend’s Brother
Preface: this prompt can be used with different characters but I’m writing it as Dead on Main bc that’s my favorite. Also the colleges I mention are real colleges from the DCU
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Danny Fenton was 18 when he moved to Gotham for college.
It was the only place with a half decent engineering program that would take a kid with his record; drop in grades, unexplained absences, missing class, a disciplinary record, etc. Plus there was a decent saturation of both magic and ectoplasm in Gotham’s air. After he got accepted he decided to tell his parents he was Phantom. They reacted surprisingly well all things considered. They were horrified to learn they’d been hunting their son but it quickly turned into acceptance to listen to what he had to tell them. Now they turned their obsession from hunting ghosts to learning more about ghost more humanely. He also managed to get his former rouges to agree to call off any major shenanigans in favor of less destructive outlets. (He got Ember a TikTok and a YouTube channel, he set up a drag racing circuit in the realms for Johnny and Kitty, let Technus enter the internet as long as he stayed within Amity’s grid or help Ember manage her stuff, allowed Desiree grant wishes for Make a Wish Foundation kids so long as she didn’t horribly twist them, etc.)
Now with the town not at constant risk of danger and his parents agreeing to really handle any rouge ghosts, Danny could leave Amity with a clear conscience. His friends were also growing up and heading to their own colleges. Tucker was heading to Ivy University in New England, which rivaled MIT in terms technological prestige, and Sam decided on Vandermeer University in Pittsburg, which had a reputation for being a very liberal, anti-authority campus. Although their trio would be spread out, Danny found comfort in the fact that they’d all moved from the Midwest to the Northeast.
With promises to stay in touch a visit. Danny got set up in GCU’s dorms, ready to move into the next chapter of his life.
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Danny Fenton was 20 when Tim Drake (age 19 but nearing 20) officially became one of his best friends.
They had been introduced to each other by their mutual friend Sebastian Ives for a new Warlocks and Warriors campaign. Their friendship extended beyond WnW when they ended up on the same Applied Physics and Mechanics class. It was cemented when they got pair up for a project in class and had to spend lots of time around each other.
Danny didn’t mind that Tim tended to be a bit flaky and Tim didn’t mind that Danny was possibly not 100% human. They didn’t ask each other too many questions about that stuff. They knew the other had something odd about him and that was fine with them. It was nice to have a causal friend they could be normal with, without being questioned about their more peculiar behaviors.
They officially became best friends when the built a Rube Goldberg machine with a working trebuchet within an hour of the three they had to complete it for their Applied Phys-Mech final. Danny introduced Tim to Sam, Tucker and Jazz. Tim introduced him to Steph, Tam, and Cass. They texted and hung out fairly often. They truly did consider each other one their best friends.
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Danny Fenton is 22 when he meets Tim’s family.
Tim’s 21st birthday is coming up and he has plans with his family the day of and is going out with his friends, including a couple from out of town, that night. They want to take him out for his first drink and it’s fortunate timing since it’s the weekend so nobody has to worry about classes. Everyone who was going was already informed that Tim would be spending most of the day with his family before Steph and Cass would bring to the club everyone was meeting up at. Which is why it’s purely a coincidence when he runs into them at BatBurger during the lunch rush.
Danny had just picked up the part-time job to earn a little extra cash to pay for his hobbies. Tim new about it but didn’t know the exact location he worked. That’s why they were both presently surprised when they heard each others voices in the drive through. When they pulled up to window Danny saw his friend leaning over a tired looking black-haired man, trying to stick his head out of the drivers window to give Danny a maniacal grin.
He quickly introduced the other passengers of the car as his dad, Bruce, and three of his brothers Dick, Jason, and Duke. He mentioned he had a fourth brother, Damian, who was still at home. Danny couldn’t really see everyone all that well on account of they were inside a car but he happily greeted them as well. They laughed and Danny wished Tim a happy birthday saying he’d see him at his celebration later tonight before handing them their food. He could the rowdy boys ribbing their brother as the car drove away and Danny resumed his work.
That incident seemed to have opened a gate because now Tim felt more comfortable inviting him over when his brothers were still around the house. He occasionally talked about his family more and Danny returned the favor letting snippets of his own family spill a little more. Occasionally, he’d see Tim’s family outside of his interactions with Tim.
He’d run into Damian, and sometimes Bruce or Dick was with him, at the museum or in the park while the younger had been walking his dog and stopped to say hi a couple of times. He chatted with Dick a couple of times when they were both in line to get coffee at a cafe. He saw Duke on a college tour once and waved at him.
The family member he probably saw the most other that Tim (and by extension Cass) was actually Jason. He’d ended up ditching BatBurger to get some more practical experience at an apprenticeship at the auto shop Jason went to to get his motorcycle serviced. The two of them got along pretty well and would often make conversation when Jason was waiting on his bike to be ready or to get his bill.
At first is was small talk about little things like how he and Tim were doing in class or how their days were going but they soon grew to have genuine interests in each other. Jason let Danny talk about space and mechanics and even gave his own thoughts sometimes, once helping Danny realize he was over complicating the circuit board of the device he was building. In return Danny let Jason ramble to him about literature, even taking the initiative to read a book Jason mentioned so he could talk to him about it better. Their conversation tended to be on the briefer side but were always enjoyable to both parties.
Danny actually liked being around Jason a lot but didn’t really bring that fact up a lot around Tim as it didn’t seem necessary. Tim was pretty glad that Danny got along with his family but he preferred to keep them in separate places in his mind. Danny knew and respected that, only really mentioning that he’d seen them recently and that they’d told him to say hi on their behalf (or die in Damian’s case occasionally).
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Tim Drake was 22 when he came to a horrific realization.
Well, perhaps horrific was a bit of an exaggeration. Tim wasn’t necessarily horrified by the revelation. In all honesty he didn’t know how to feel. He felt an odd mixture of protectiveness, possessiveness, confusion, and optimism(?).
You see, Tim and Danny had been hanging out in the campus center, studying and goofing off when he got a text from Jason saying he was coming to pick him up for family dinner at the manor since he was closest and Dick was busy picking up Duke and Damian from their after school clubs.
“What’s up?” Danny asked him curiously.
Tim set his phone on the table and started putting his stuff away. “My brother is coming to pick me up for family dinner so I gotta head out soon.”
“Ah well I should probably get going too. Tell Dick I said hi.”
“Actually, it’s Jason. Dick is picking up Duke and Damian,” he said shoving his textbook into his bag.
“Oh? That’s nice of him. Hey do you wanna just head out together?” Danny asked, fidgeting with his hoodie strings.
Tim noticed a slight strain in Danny’s voice at the mention of Jason but didn’t comment. He just nodded his head sure and walked outside with Danny. They got out to the street when Tim realized he’d left his phone in the library. He faced palmed and asked Danny if he could hold his stuff so it wouldn’t slow him down as he ran back to the campus center to get his phone. Danny agreed to and hold his stuff and wait for Jason while Tim went back.
After getting his phone Tim started heading back to where he left Danny when he saw that Jason had arrived that Jason had arrived and was talking to Danny. He was about to call out to them when he noticed several things in quick succession. Danny was fidgeting with his hoodie, something he tended to do when nervous. The tips of Danny’s ears were a light shade of pink (it isn’t cold out yet?). Danny looked deeply absorbed in his conversation with Jason in a way that reminded Tim of how he talked about space. And Jason seemed just as absorbed in the conversation as well.
The gears in Tim’s head went into overdrive and he realized ‘Ah- Danny has a crush on Jason’. His eyes widened as his head whipped around to examine Jason again. He saw a look of genuine fondness in his eyes. Thus Tim was confronted with the aforementioned horrific realization and complicated feelings. Tim didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or both.
‘My dumbass best friend has a crush on my brother. And worse(?), my idiot brother returns those feelings.’
#dc x dp#long post#dead on main#danny fenton#tim drake#jason todd#jason todd x danny fenton#danny and tim are bffs#Danny has a crush on his best friends older brother#he hasn’t realized this quite yet#Tim isn’t sure how to feel about this#Jason probably likes Danny too but also doesn’t realize it#Tim is the only one who is aware and suffering#he has to make a choice:#wingman his idiot friend and idiot brother#or hoard his friend to himself#Strega’s dc x dp prompt
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Super Dead Soulmates
In this universe, any injury or scar you sustain appears on your soulmate. However, for as long as he could remember, Danny never gained an injury that wasn’t his own. When he was very young, his parents would always say that he was just a late bloomer and perhaps his soulmate was a few years younger than he was and thus, just wasn’t born yet. As Danny grew older, they got more absorbed in their work and just seemed to forget about the whole ordeal. Danny never asked them about it again, afraid they might think a ghost had ‘cursed’ him or something. It was hard enough to hide the lack of additional scars at school. Luckily, most people don’t get injured very often so it was easy enough to play off some of his injuries as that from a soulmate. The only ones who knew the truth were his sister and his best friends. Danny was just convinced that he didn’t have a soulmate and had accepted that fact, even if it hurt. Then the accident happened and for once, he was thankful his soulmate wouldn’t have to feel his pain. And even more so when he started to fight the other ghosts daily. Danny was content to live like this, but with more ghost fights, his injuries started piling up. Danny excused them saying that they were from his soulmate. It didn’t completely get rid of the scrutiny but most people bought it. Afterall, how else would puny Fenton get those kinds of bruises? So for a while, that excuse worked…until someone realized that Danny and Phantom’s injuries linked up (I vote Wes). Now normally, the natural conclusion would be that Danny and Phantom were the same person. But due to the fact that one of them was dead and the other clearly alive, everyone gained a new theory…that Phantom was Danny’s soulmate. It would explain the recent injuries as Phantom was often seen fighting other ghosts. And to be honest, this was the perfect cover. It’s not like Danny had an actual soulmate who might show up and this added another layer of protection against people thinking he and Phantom were the same person. So Danny remained silent and let the rumors grow. Sure people now thought he and Phantom were dating but that was fiiiiiinnnneee. (But BOY was that an awkward conversation with his parents).
And then Kon was born.
As a clone, all he knew from the outside was implanted into his mind. He knew the color of the sky, the sound of music, academic equations and a lot of common knowledge such as soulmates. He knew that injuries were shared between a bonded pair and that everyone had a soulmate. But he was different. He wasn't born a baby and grew up alongside another person. He wasn’t even real according to some people. Yet one day, he noticed bruises lining his arms, he was confused. He should have had impenetrable skin like Superman. As far as he could remember, his skin had never been pierced before. And it’s not like he fought a godlike being that day. He shouldn’t have any injuries. Kon decided to ignore them but the injuries kept showing up. It got so bad that his team started to notice and sat him down asking if everything was alright with his powers or if he was exposed to kryptonite somehow. So, very confused, Kon had explained that the injuries just kept showing up. It was only after his team gave him a curious look and explained the concepts of soulmates did everything click with him. Sure, Kon knew about soulmates but surely that couldn't be what this was! He was a clone! He shouldn’t have a soulmate. It was impossible! But after a few more days of observation and a bit of testing, everyone determined that this was, in fact, a soulmate bond.
To say Kon was ecstatic was an understatement. Actually, it was a mix of excitement, nervousness, worry, and joy all rolled into one. He was elated at the idea that he had someone meant for him. Someone who would accept all of him. Kon had looked at the others and there had always been a slight jealousy when he saw a paper cut bloom on their fingers or see them rub a bruised knee fondly.
But more than anything. He was happy because this was proof that he was real. Afterall, a soulmate wouldn’t match with him unless his soul was equal to theirs. His body almost melted with relief at that realization. A weight off his shoulders he never fully grasped was still there.
Of course there was the worry of why exactly his soulmate had so many injuries. For a hero, it was obvious they would get injured (although they tried to have as much protective padding as possible to limit that possibility. But some injuries still got through.) Yet the amount of injuries Kon’s soulmate sustained were far more than that (because Danny lacked proper padding and didn’t think he had to worry about a soulmate. Most injuries looked worse than they were anyways due to his fast healing). And on the contrary, Kon’s skin was perfectly clear. With his kryptonian biology, even if he got hurt, it never left a mark. So all the injuries and bruises sustained on him were purely from his soulmate. And there was enough for two people. On the bright side, it helped with his cover, on the downside, Kon started to worry about his soulmate. (Meanwhile, Danny didn’t notice a difference. Sure, sometimes he would feel a temporary ache or sharp pain but no mark was left so he just assumed the pain was sore muscles from a previous battle or that one of his rogues were hitting harder than he thought.)
As for Kon, he and his team used every resource at their disposal to try and track down Kon’s soulmate. They did this for every member of the team as hero soulmates were in more danger than most but they paid special attention to Kon’s soulmate due to the rapid accumulation of injuries.
Kon would fantasize on what his soulmate would be like. Would they be tall? Short? They would probably be able to fight. Boy or girl? It doesn't really matter. Kon knew opposite gender soulmates were more common but he wouldn’t mind a guy either. His days were filled with dreams of a mystery person. Someone he could hold in his arms and protect. Who would comfort him after patrols and who he could introduce to his friends.
After a while, Tim finally found a lead. Some doctor records of a boy in a small town called Amity. Apparently he was prescribed pain medicine to help with ‘soulmate injuries’. The lost of injuries were extensive and after looking at some pictures, they realized that his scars and Kon’s scars lined up. A perfect match. So it wasn’t long before they made a quick road trip to Amity.
This place was already on the Justice League radar. It was a town that appears to have a permanent portal to the afterlife and was attacked often. (Which might explain why Kon’s soulmate was so injured). The Justice League had not interfered yet because the town had a local hero as well. Someone who seemed good at his job and who Tim was even thinking of recruiting. So this was a good opportunity to hit two birds with one stone. Afterall, not much was known about this mysterious Phantom other than he dedicated his afterlife to protecting this one town. Once they got to Amity they would probably need to check in with Phantom before anything. And despite his impatience with finding the person who might be his soulmate, even Kon was excited to meet this hero. Apparently Phantom had vast experience but also a major power set. He might gain another flying buddy or someone he could wrestle with without worrying about his strength. Afterall, Phantom also supposedly had super strength and even if he didn’t, it’s not like you can kill a ghost. Yet no matter how hard they looked, they couldn’t find him. It was only by coincidence that they stumbled upon Danny instead and his group of friends.
The first time Kon saw Danny, it was like coming home. He wanted to do nothing more than rush to his soulmate and hug him and vow to always keep him safe. He wanted to prove that he would be the best soulmate ever and he wanted to know everything there was to know about him. He was practically vibrating where he stood in his civilian disguise and it was only his friends that held him back from flying over and surprising the poor boy.
But before he could do anything, a ghost attacked. Kon barely had enough time to grab his friends and dodge when some kind of glowing creature crashed into a building. And while normally he would immediately find somewhere to change, Kon’s first instinct was to check on his soulmate, only to see the two people he assumed to be the boy’s friends but no sign of Danny. Frantically looking around, he didn’t notice the glowing creature behind him (was that a dragon?) but before it could reach him, another glowing figure intercepted the attack. They looked almost ethereal with white hair softly floating in the air and a suit that hugged his muscled form tightly. The figure turned around and gave a sheepish smile towards Kon. “You ok?”
And it felt like for the second time that day, Kon was rendered breathless.
Someone was protecting him.
Someone was protecting him?
Yet it felt…nice. Warm.
Before Kon could gather his thoughts though the battle picked up in earnest. He and his team found cover and changed into their suits. When they came to help, the person Kon assumed to be Phantom looked surprised at their sudden appearance but it wasn’t long before he and everyone else started working together. Unfortunately, actually fighting the ghost seemed to be impossible. Whenever they got close, their hits just passed right through so Phantom quickly regulated them on defense and citizen protection duty. Occasionally getting a hit in when the creature was tangible. Watching Phantom fight was something. Kon could understand why he was elected to join their team. He had this sort of grace and power that couldn’t be explained in words but was clearly from the experience of many battles.
Despite not being able to do much, fighting with Phantom was fun. They seemed to be completely in sync and it wasn’t long before Kon started to enjoy his loud commentary and puns as the two ghosts fought.
However, one particularly hard hit made it so that the dragon’s claws grazed his chest. Leaving three shallow gashes, but Phantom took the close proximity that attack gave him and sucked the creature into…a soup thermos?
But Kon wasn’t focused on that. He was wholly focused on the stinging pain suddenly coming from his chest, underneath his untouched uniform that clearly had not been hit. Kon didn’t know how to process what was happening. Everything suddenly became louder and he vaguely tried to move but it was like his mind became mush as he tried to process what that meant. He managed to get away for a bit and undid his shit, looking down to see three shallow scratches along his chest. Scratches that perfectly mirrored Phantom. In the corner of his eye, Kon saw a head of black hair and witnessed as Danny reunited with his two friends he had been separated from in the chaos. And as Danny twisted to hug them, his shirt flipped up enough to see another identical 3 scratches along the boy's stomach. Perfectly mirroring Phantoms.
It was only later that Kon and his team did some more research on the town and it’s ghosts and learned the unofficial secret that Phantom and Danny were dating. That Phantom had Likely come back from the afterlife to protect the town his soulmate lived in. On the bright side, at least now he could confirm Danny really was his soulmate. And he knew where all those injuries were coming from.
Kon had found his soulmate.
Correction, he found his soumates
And they were already bonded to each other.
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….so where did that leave him?
There are now two options.
1: Kon decided that he just needs to woo both his soulmates and starts doing so both as Superboy and as Conner. Danny is very confused who these people are (because as far as he knows, he doesn’t have a soulmate, and since Kon doesn’t visibly show injury, there is no sign (unless Danny somehow injures himself in a place that is visible but he’s been trying to avoid that to make everyone worry less.)). Kon goes all out. He gets flowers, chocolates, writes poetry (whether good or not doesn’t matter) starts wooing Phantom in hero form, showing off his strength and skill whenever possible. (And unfortunately, also his dork side when he isn’t paying attention while flying) Asking to hang out, insist on paying for everything. Danny sees this tall Hunk who is paying attention to him and he doesn’t know what to do. And there are TWO OF THEM! (Also, in this version it might be funny if people suspect Danny and Phantom are dating but don’t know for sure and since they are never around each other, people might assume they just don’t know. So Sam, Tucker, and Jazz are all for Danny possibly starting a relationship with Kon along with Kon’s team who are cheering them on and trying to help the poor clone boy who has no experience with romance. Meanwhile literally everyone else in the town who likes Phantom is trying to run interference and get Danny and their hero together.
2: The angst option. Kon decides that the fact that he has two soulmates who are together is likely a result of him being a clone. It’s not that he had someone waiting for him (how could he think someone was waiting their whole life just for him? How stupid was he?!) Kon had just hijacked a different bond. So he tries to stay away. Unfortunately, Tim had talked with Phantom while Kon was out of it so now they have started to team up. This makes avoiding him very difficult as he keeps running into Phantom. Moreover, he runs into Danny because they need him for the ghost hunting equipment. And slowly but surely, Kon falls in love with ‘both’ his soulmates but doesn’t want to get ‘between’ them. And Danny wants to know why one of his new teammates is avoiding him.
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#Kizzer55555 ideas#Super dead soulmates au#Danny x Kon#Danny x Conner#Kon is having an identity crisis and Danny helps but then makes it worse.#At one point Danny might figure out clones and decide to have ‘Phantom’ and ‘Danny’ in the same place. Kon sees this and almost combusts.#Kon’s team are the ultimate wingman’s/wingwoman.#Tim is deep diving into research and planning dates. He has a board covered with red string on how to make this work.#It’s scaring some people.#I don’t know if this is young Justice or teen titans so I was vague while writing it. Choose whichever team you like best!#All I know is that this is the version of Kon with all of Superman’s powers. I want him and Danny to have flying races.#Danny is oblivious.#Kon is in permanent gay panic mode.#Kon gets super protective of both Danny and Phantom.#At some point Phantom comes into contact with blood blossoms so that’s going to be fun. :)#The reason They talk to Danny is because he’s Phantom’s ‘supplier’ for Ghost hunting equipment.#Secret third option: they find Phantom first and bring him to the team and Kon thinks he’s his soulmate after seeing matching injuries and#gets closer to him as a friend but doesn’t know how to breach the subject. Then they go to a ‘supplier’ for Ghost equipment that Phantom#Trusts and meet Danny. And then something happens where they see how ‘Danny’ and ‘Phantom’ are ‘soulmates’.#Then you can deviate to the angst version or wooing version.
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the shared crush crisis
part two!!
#izuocha#tododeku#mha#bnha#todoizuocha#izch#tddk#i just think these two should be the best of friends ever. and im a genius bc of that.#midoriya is smart he just doesnt think anyone would actually crush on him okay#which is funny bc he pulls literally everyone in this series pretty much#also bkg 100% helped uraraka and Todoroki make those chocolates bc he thought their first attempts were TERRIBLE#hes wingmaning them behind the scenes and denying it#eggsdrawings
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Fit: [In the animatic] Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work?
Phil: [Snorts as he realizes what conversation this was]
Fit: [In the animatic] Did I steal else from you?
Phil: [In the animatic] Just my heart.
Phil: [Laughs]
Cucurucho: Hahaha.
Mike: WTF FIT?! I'm gonna tell Pac, bro!
Cucurucho: Hahaha.
#Philza#Mikethelink#FitMC#QSMP#Mike#Fit#Phil#February 14 2024#I'm watching old VODs I never got around to finishing and I completely forgot about this one LMAO#I have clips of Mike and Fit's POV's somewhere but Phil's is pretty funny too so that's the one getting posted rn#I want to see Mike and Fit hanging out more they're so funny#when Mike heard Pac and Fit were dating he didn't believe Pac and was like ''I'm gonna ask Fit!''#and then now he's like ''I'm gonna tell Pac!''#worlds best wingman but also world's biggest bastard. q!Mike my beloved#Hideduo#Fitpac#I guess#Mine also had a few choice words lmao
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Winged heart au
Wally, pick up his phone: yeah Kyle?
Kyle, on speaker: I changed my mind, you're wearing the dress to our wedding.
Wally: why me!?
Kyle: you have the legs for the strapless dress with the thigh cut, I don't!
Wally: bullshit, and what about the tramp stamp? We're never going to see it in a suit.
Kyle: fine, we'll both wear dresses!
Wally: fine, see you at 30 hoe!
Kyle: of course bitch!
Nightwing: what was that about?
Wally, going back to sewing up Nightwing: ah, Kyle and I made a stupid deal in highschool, if we're single we married each other, but he's a drama queen and wants a big ass wedding if he's getting married so.
Nightwing: oh, okay.
Next day
Nightwing, broke into Kyle apartment: break that deal with Wally and I'll buy you paint.
Kyle, sighs: fine, but I get to be his maid of honor.
Nightwing: don't you mean his best man?
Kyle: did I fuckin stuttered?
Nightwing: okay okay deal.
Kyle: great, I want gouache, I'm in my watercolor phase.
#birdflash#wally west#dick grayson#kyle rayner#winged heart au#kyle will sell Wallys soul for a singler corn chip#not really but he knows his best friend is in love with Nightwing lol#wingman
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i am genuinely 100% convinced that reki had a crush on langa the second he saw him.
this whole meetcute? PLANNED. PREMEDITATED. there would be no real reason for him to STEP OUTSIDE of dope sketch especially with his skateboard unless it was specifically to talk to langa. also how did oka know to come outside or what they were even talking about if he wasnt already watching from the distance spying on them???
id like to present my theory:
reki was talking with oka about the new student in his class and how he really wants to get to know him hes canadian and has this really pale blue hair that like frames his face perfectly and his eyes are even more pretty like falling snow and oka just points out the window saying “like that guy right there walking out the calligraphy studio?” and reki immediately looks up, recognizes him, and DUCKS DOWN like “pls dont let him see me” and oka being the amazing boss he is forces reki outside to go shoot his shot. lets be honest, reki does not know how to flirt. the only thing in this boys brain is skateboarding, so its very On Brand for him to think of such a stupid excuse to bump into this guy (with a skateboard of course) convince pretty boy to get on it, watch him fall, then “impress” him by LITERALLY JUMPING OVER HIM and then suggesting to go back to his (skateboard) job together so he can help him pick out a board.
no wonder he got so upset when oka came up to offer a job…
#sk8 the infinity#reki kyan#langa hasegawa#reki is an idiot who doesnt know how to flirt#so he just talks about skateboarding#renga#renga is canon#oka is the best wingman
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That one scene from mlp:fim where angel bunny is a fucking snitch but it’s bill possessing Ford
“I study anomalies! I wanna marry Fiddleford!”
Meanwhile, Ford is in the mindscape absolutely freaking out
#I’d draw this but I’m lazy#is this too niche#ahhh whatever it’s tumblr#bill ci the triangle guy#He’s trying his best to be a wingman#but the wings are turned inside out and upside down and overall not functional#gravity falls#mlp fim#text post#fiddauthor#billford#billfiddlesford
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I'm the og timeline before sending Logan back, I fully believe that it was Hank that got Erik out of the pentagon. Charles was a wreck after Erik got arrested and spiraled ever since.
Imo in the og timeline Hank was already planning on going to the Pentagon to pay Erik a visit. He knew Charles's drinking problem and use of the serum was getting bad and Hank feared the absolute worst. Waking up one day and finding a deceased Charles and there are two people he would hide that from (Erik and Raven) in fear of their reactions.
I digress.
Not wanting to worry Charles, Hank makes up an excuse to leave. Hank also has been looking into Raven and knows (and prays he's wrong but he's not) that she was the actual assassin of the president and knows that she's possibly planning something in Paris. He has to choose.
He goes for Erik. Erik simply because he knows that Charles and Erik got one another on a level that no one else can.
Arriving at the Pentagon the guards bring both him and Erik into a special room like Erik's cell. However, Hank brought metal with him to help Erik escape. The guards are outside and Erik very quietly and sternly tells Hank that he doesn't have anything waiting for him so why would he leave? (Really he wants Charles to contact him but feels as though Charles's silence is enough that even the man who always had hope in him no longer does so what's it to anyone if Erik doesn't care if he's in the cell for a lifetime?)
Hank brings Charles up. Erik is torn bc he wants to know how Charles is - as a possible way to torture himself. Charles has moved on, he's fine, Erik can do that too - and the other doesn't and he isn't sure which is worse. Hank doesn't give him a choice. Hank goes on with the serum, that's why he's not blue and Charles is able to walk (this is where Erik finds out he crippled Charles and is ready to ask for death row) amd not use his telepathy. Erik is understandably angry at this, however Hank tells them that telepathy is like a sixth sense for Charlse and after the loss of his legs he kept hearing more and more voices way more clearly, he could hear two people argue three or four blocks over as if he was witnessing it (and Charlwamkept having nightmares, losing Erik to the waters in Miami, to Emma and the Russians in Russia, losing him in Cuba in the actual events and Shaw winning) and Charles couldn't take it anymore.
After he's done talking Hank tells Erik he's in DC for a day or two at least and slides something to Erik that contains several pieces of metal disguised as plastic. Hank leaves but the guards don't get Erik right away. Watching his retreating form, Erik goes over every piece of information about Charles in his head a hundred times over. Having enough Erik breaks out and he and Hank go back to Westchester where Charles is very pissed at Hank but moreso at Erik. The two argue but Erik helps Charles get better.
(Eventually Raven attempts Trask and sentinels happen. Something something related to Moira and she gets her memories back quicker and Erik leaves again until he and Charles unite years later to protect mutants from the sentinels).
(P.s. Erik totally finds put about Charles family history while getting Charles better.
P.p.s Had Hank gone after Raven and not Erik, Raven I still think would've gone after Trask but not in Paris bc her protective stupid brother became something neither thought he would and knowing she was a piece in that oof. Girl definitely went to check up on him but only in the distance. She couldn't stand to see Charles fall apart from a distance and seeing it up close she knew she'd break down)
#cherik#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#xmen#magneto#professor x#x men#charles x erik#raven darkholme xavier#raven darkholme#mystique#xmen dofp#xmen days of future past#dofp#days of future past#hank mccoy#beast xmen#hank is the best wingman even if he dislikes the other man#hank and charles are besties#needed more of charles and raven being sibs and their upbringing in the movies
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NO EVERYONE WAIT
I am replaying totk, so I’m redoing the Regional Phenomenon quest. Let me just gush about how
Zelda is repeatedly called Riju’s close friend
Riju writes about how she has faith in Zelda and Link
She prays to Urbosa to watch over the Gerudo, Zelda, and Link
She does what she thinks Zelda would advise her to do
Of all the sages, Riju is the one Zelda and Link probably visited the most often because she is the only one who doesn’t comment on how long it’s been
(Buliara says ‘it’s been some time’ but this is also considering Zelda and Link went missing and it is canonically the region you’re guided towards last)
Riju is familiar enough with Zelda to not refer to her as ‘Princess Zelda’ but just as Zelda.
Zelda once inspired Riju when she spoke of her frustrations with their fighting style— she gave very blunt and vague instructions and then left Riju to figure it out
(Basically reminiscent of how Link shoved Daruk into the divine beast and basically said ‘you figure it out’ … why are they like this lol)
They are such dear friends that Riju immediately tells Link (essentially) ‘I will help you find her, by bringing a quick resolution to the sand shroud and monsters plaguing Gerudo’.
She is the only Sage who actively goes “oh I’m helping you, give me like a few to get my shit together and then we will find Zelda”. The rest go “ah I wish I could but I actually can’t rn :/”
I love Tulin bc that is my son, I raised him and am so proud of him… but Riju calling out to Zelda and canonically being close to her just makes me so emotional because Zelda found a friend and mentor in Urbosa and now Riju did the same with Zelda.
That is so damn significant.
#zelda and Riju being bffs was on my bucket list for totk and I’m so so happy to see it come to fruition#Riju is honestly the best of the new sages#tulin is also the best but for way different reasons#and then there’s Sidon and Yunobo LOL#can we just talk about how Riju 100% could have not lifted the no voe allowed rule just to mess with link whenever he and Zelda visited#but instead she was a wingman like the best little sister Link could have#and also just like Urbosa being a zelink wingman#loz totk Spoilers#loz tears of the kingdom#loz tears of the kingdom spoilers#totk riju#totk Zelda#totk link#totk sages#totk zelink#zelink#urbosa
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Lucifer: Diavolo, this really isn’t necessary..
Diavolo: Nonsense Lucifer! Trust me he won't even realize
Mephistopheles: Lord diavolo, you asked to see me?
Diavolo: Lucifers single
Lucifer: *Facepalm*
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mephistopheles#obey me diavolo#mephiluci#logan talks#diavolo isn't the best wingman but he's trying
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soooo mali had a bit of a day at school... she stayed after to attend the exam prep (this girl takes her grades seriously 💪), and then rocky's best friend, river, asked her to prom ;u; heheh
#rocky best wingman. he was prob like 'yeah hes a great dancer and hes really nice and hes a great kisser. i think'#and mali was just 'wdym by that.'#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#tjolc
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TINN and TIW in MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT (2022), episode 2
#my school president#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#mine#mjtag#userpuentalay#usergooseras#userlotad#userpharawee#they're besties your honor#the way he just stands there for many seconds holding an imaginary umbrella is peak humor to me#i adore you tiw#keep being the best wingman of all time
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AU where Robin is going to the local community College for an arts degree. Convinces Steve during her second semester to sign up as a model so they can hang out during class. Robin convinces him its a win win situation, he gets paid to sit and look pretty and gets to spend time with her (that was previously interrupted by classes).
Eddie signs up for the class because he wants to get better at drawing for his DND meetings (plus for his degree he needs to have one artistic class and it was either this or theater, and he isnt sure if he'd have to perform but after getting accused in a hit and run that killed the local cheerleader, he isnt the most liked even though he was proven innocent). Eddie, who is late to class and the only seat left is next to Robin. The two start chatting and ignore the teacher going through the syllabus on the first day. This continues for the first three classes as the teacher goes over different techniques.
Fourth day of class, Steve is there. And Eddie is convinced he's seen an angel. He's seeing one of them sculptures by the ninja turtles come to life. The most gorgeous human he's ever seen. The imperfections make him more perfect. The freckles like constellations on his skin. The scars showing a fight that he undoubtedly was strong enough to survive. Robin clocks it in all of two seconds as Eddie is as red as a firetruck and hasn't said two words. Meanwhile, Steve is standing there feeling a little bad that Robin's new friend is so uncomfortable at the sight of him and his scars.
#Steve is like oh hes cute- oh...oh no its the scars oh no 😟#Robin immediately has a shit eating grin and is teasing Eddie who just slowly slumps down in his seat#Eddie is convinced he's gonna have a heart attack with how fast his heart is beating#Cmon you telling me yall DONT like this idea someone with better skill write this please#Steddie#Platonic Stobin#Steve Harrington#Robin Buckley#Robin being the best wingman unintentionally#Eddie Munson#Steddie drabble#Steddie ficlet#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson#Stranger Things#Also the sculpture by a ninja turtle line was said to me irl they went "you know the famous thing by the ninja turtle the David or whatever#I was like BITCH MICHAELANGELO??? Before busting out laughing and honestly tho I get it#Jade is Talking
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