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regretefic · 9 months ago

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whats ur height comparison to Jeremy??

short ass

HEY. I’M NOT THAT SHORT!

#He is short #LMAOOO #dadpleasant #ask #ask blog #silly #Jeremy

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mandarinasart · 9 months ago

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I am so fricking proud of this one! Took me a good amount of time to research, testing new brushes, working with the scales - it was a hell of a ride!

May I introduce you to my OC - Koji Ryuga, head of the Black Market and know as the Dragon of Chikara. For an older OC he is practically 24/7 in my head. He is a mean mean bastard and we love them mean and inked and most importantly SHORT!

We love our short kings in this house!!!!

#artists on tumblr #my art #oc #oc artwork #Koji Ryuga #Mandarina original #dragon #gonna inhale him at some point #he is short #but fucking awesome

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xx-bossman-xx · 7 months ago

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so you admit that you're short?

i’m not short but it’s not like i’m the tallest guy on earth

#he is short #why do you think it’s called “shortswars”/j #boss asks #shorts wars #team clones

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miorne-kaths · 1 year ago

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry Heichou, but Scouting Legion Walk and Talks are for tall people only.

#he is short #and cute #look at the frustrating walk #aww baby #levi ackerman #miche zacharias #erwin smith #hange zoe #aww baby trying to keep up with adults' pace

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witless-winion1 · 1 month ago

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Telemachus, crying that he finally gets to meet his dad: “For twenty years, I never could outgrow you”

Odysseus, the short king, also crying: son, you are several inches taller then I am

#he definitely says it while in tears tho #we love our short king #Telemachus: stop giving literal answers to rhetorical questions!#i can’t help but wonder #the ithaca saga #epic the musical #epic #epic fandom #epicthemusical #odysseus #epic musical #odyssey #epic odysseus #epic the ithaca saga #odysseus of ithaca #epic telemachus #telemachus #telemachus of ithaca #who else had this thought

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ghosted-jazz · 12 days ago

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Doey's 2/3 angsty traumatized teen, I think he'd love MCR

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter four #doey the doughman #pianosaurus #I like to think Pianosaurus would have been a fun jokey kind of guy. He could have been so fun but nooo 10 seconds of screentime #he lives on in my heart. he gets a boss battle TO ME. He's so fun to draw please whyyyyyyyyy #Orange hand is Matthew (responsible 15y/o) Red legs is Kevin ('problem child') and short Yellow is Jackie (the kid who fell into the vat)#Jackie is too young and from a happy family. he would not know MCR. Matthew and Kevin would have listened to The Black Parade album on loop #Ignore that Black Parade came out in 2006 and Hour of Joy was 1995- emo music transcends time #my art

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paintedcrows · 1 month ago

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In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.

#I think Ford has a bunch of random skills & everytime one comes up he has the most ridiculous yet completely true story to go along with it #in this case it involves picking a lock with his skates while scaled half way up a glacier. (he needed something for the gun dw about it)#I also think Stan would also be good re the 'Stan's Roller Skating in short shorts' lines from Dreamscapers #The difference being that Stan isn't willing to risk breaking his back for it. Unlike Ford who is already mid backflip #I know what ice skates actually look like btw. I know the blade is inaccurate. I promise. I know 🙏#Gravity Falls #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Grunkle #Grunkle Ford #Fan art #fanart #artists on tumblr #my art

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smoosie · 2 months ago

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(Which arm, Viktor, huh ? Which one ??)

They were not a couple so, Jayce (who had a very bad day and just wanted to hug it out) proceeded to freak out, backed out of the lab and never mentioned it again but, Astral Viktor, that mf ? He'd be delighted to remind Jayce of that moment in time, of that missed call and watch him die from embarrassment and resentment over himself

(I'm glad they've never beaten the gay allegations and never will)

#Viktor you cold-handed Zaunite rascal #give Jayce a break #he's overheating #arcane #jayce talis #viktor #jayvik #fanart #art #arcane fanart #my art #league of legends #artists on tumblr #arcane netflix #Viktor's arms look like some kind of velociraptor sticky paws in the first pic.....#I like using that partially chibi style from time to time when I'm doing those kind of short comic strips #or when I don't want to bother myself with too much realism nor complicated coloring #also I hope my english is good enough bc that was a lot more text to write on these drawings that I'm usually used to #(btw that's also my personal backstory for Viktor's idea of a third arm haha)

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diabloku · 11 months ago

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king of rizz™ 🥂

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #alastor #vivziepop #vivziepopfanart #radioapple #appleradio #rizz #Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?!#I'm sure that short king has some game lol #even tho it's a bit lame lmao #but Alastor isn't used to that #That's what he gets for being too nosy lol

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morebird · 3 months ago

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how could I resist mr. dark, complex and intriguing

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #datv #lucanis #lucanis dellamorte #i know he's a short king #so it's kinda funny to draw him from this perspective #but if i dont draw him like this at least once i die #so he can look tall for once as a treat

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maythedreadwolftakeyou · 2 months ago

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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago

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his forehead is wrinkly from worrying too much

#belphegor #he feels like warm velvet rn with his super short fur

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gin-juice-tonic · 1 year ago

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remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"

and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"

and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"

and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"

and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"

#scream #like- listen #clothes are not gender- i know this you know this #he doesnt know this #HOWEVER #i literally only wear jeans and t shirts or shorts and t shirts #what on earth am i supposed to be transitioning into wearing??

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canisalbus · 7 months ago

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