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mods are asleep post eastern greek vase in the shape of a leg archaic period 590-580 BC
#tagamemnon#he is perfect and i love him#this is the only artifact. to me#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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KAN IS INNOCENT @callipigio!
He didn't snatch the director! My money is I'm-not-gay-I-just-have-a-big-homo-crush-on-Kan Boss!
Or even babygirl!
But not my babygirl Kan.
Kan asks for consent before euthanizing his patients. My boy's not a murderer nor a kidnapper. He is just a cute little whittle doctor trying to get some birthday sex.
Kan has never done anything wrong in his entire life. My boy is an angel, and that's why he wants Tew to put him in handcuffs.
But not for murder.
BUT FOR SEX!
AYEEEE!!!
#spare me your mercy#my boy is innocent#he has never done anything wrong in his entire life#he is perfect and I love him#he is babygirling so hard#he is thriving#now put him in handcuffs Tew
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how then shall I sing of you?
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neneko [crystal] x x
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Russell Crowe as Egan // The Silver Brumby (1993)
#EGAN MY UNDERAPPRECIATED SWEETHEART#you can pry this movie and this man out of my cold dead hands#he is perfect and i love him#this is what a real man does#smiles knowingly at his best friend (a dog) while buying a horse to get back at his arch nemesis (another horse)#i love egan no matter how silly this movie is#i think about living in his little cabin with him every day#there’s enough room for me in there#i will happily demonstrate#also i just queued all the new silver brumby photos i tracked down#so get ready for some more egan love#y’all thought i forgot about him huh#this is one of my comfort movies on a stormy night i don’t care that it’s meh#egan you will always be special to me#the silver brumby#russell crowe#egan#the man
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THE ANGELEST ANGEL THAT EVER ANGELED
“Hello, fellow angels.”
There are a million things I want to draw from the trailer and this is the first thing I did when I picked up my iPad. What a fucking loser (affectionate)
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It’s cringey but my goodness he is so earnest. He believes in telling the world that he’s thankful for his incredibly hot wife, adorable child, assorted other people?!, and baseball career. With goofy turkey clip art.
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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#fnaf sister location#afton family#I don’t think William loves anyone in a normal way#he isn’t a normal guy#so meeting someone like Clara who is normal#who is well liked who’s successful in her field etc#he would want to have her so it’ll make him more normal as a result#would make the perfect American family#meanwhile on her end she just liked his vibes Pff#HE WAS just weird guy rizz#it’s funny and interesting to consider how they met#and what they actually like about each other#I definitely like explore them more in a more serious way#rn this is more of a joke bit
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure#explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please#rambles#stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed#and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit#and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot#how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game#such a shame about amy.#battle posting
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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Happy Thistle Debut Day!
#dungeon meshi#Thistle#Old dungeon meshi fans remember the days when it was ambiguous what gender Thistle was.#Now we know Thistle uses he/him pronouns but in my heart Thistle is still non-binary. Clowngender elf with poor coping skills.#I hope the anime-only watchers know that this is a character to keep an eye on.#Love (in it's many forms) and desire (in it's many forms) is the main course of Dungeon Meshi and THIS silly jester?#My goodness. What a perfect encapsulation of how one can hurt other's so deeply in the name of love.#The actions we take to 'protect' other's is often the route to doing the most harm.#Love is letting go. Sometimes that means control and sometimes that means saying farewell forever to someone.
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Thinking about the fact that, to pull Gale from the stone and get him in the game at all, you have to decide to try to touch an extremely dangerous looking swirling mass of unstable magic. Something that is, objectively, a terrible idea
Like, the options it gives you are to either touch the sigil or leave, and if you leave you just... don't get Gale in the party
You have to take the risk. You have to let your curiosity override your common sense. You have to look at this unstable, possibly dangerous malfunctioning magic sigil and go "...Ok, but what if I poke it?"
In short, to get Gale in your party, you have to do exactly what he would in that situation, and indulge in a moment of reckless curiosity. And I just think that's delightful
#meta#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i'm positive this has all been said before but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#on a meta-gaming level of course it's just a matter of committing to the bit#the equivalent of that time in an actual dnd game when i said ''idk guys this sounds like a plot hook. we should probably go check it out''#but on a watsonian/character level? objectively not a great choice safety-wise#my husband for instance completely missed gale at first because he went ''...i'm not touching that thing it seems dangerous''#and idk. i just kinda love that for him. perfect introduction. nice little litmus test for if you can handle his chaos lol
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@alberichfanpage mentioned that Freyja talks about Jerren but even if we had the option to ask Ansbach about Varre, I’d imagine we’d get something like this
#Elden Ring#elden ring sote#elden ring dlc#sir ansbach#ansbach#pureblood knight ansbach#Varre#white mask varre#white faced varre#elden ring varre#elden ring ansbach#mohgwyn dynasty#tarnished#tarnished oc#moore elden ring#for a frame lmao#they’re drinking wine#not blood#my three monsters all show these with wildly different colors#so it’s either gonna look nice and earthy#or like dog vomit#I’m hoping for the former#the dynasty drip and embroidery is testing me#I feel bad bc I love Varre so much but he is an excellent punchline#him and his freakiness is just perfect for the butt of a joke#I love him so much#I put my whole artussy into the grass bg#I despise bg so much but I must get better
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"Red and Blue"
#sonadowtober 2024#sonadowtober#sonadow#shadonic#sonicxshadow#shadowxsonic#sonic x shadow#shadow x sonic#sonic shadow#shadow sonic#movie!sonadow#shadow put him down hes gonna dieeee#theyre so soft I LOVE THEM#i made this instead of sleeping :)#perfect for valentines day damnf
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tsum events really are just the best, huh
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent#i-it still counts right#poor malleus tsum is having such a time#first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death#the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days#i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances#(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens#i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever#and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster#twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks#i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum#he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it
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are you sure?
#my art#cotl#cult of the lamb#with death comes peace au#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl narilamb#i think a lot about codependecy when i think of wdcp#and i wandered what whould the ending be if lamb agreed to sacrifice themself#and narinder would not just sacrifice them and that's it#he won't lose his trusted most devoted follower oh no#so he kept them#their soul essence spirit whatever#always with him#always within him#a part of him now#his literal other half#binded to him forever#a sickly perfect ending for a painfully in love even more painfully devoted lamb to be one with their god#and a sickly perfect ending for a god forgotten for a thousand years to have the source of purest devotion and faith within himself#for a man who haven't had a single soul to talk to for a thousand years#who haven't had anyone look at him with adoration and understanding for even longer#to never ever let go of the person who made death feel alive again#im so normal#ada ramblings
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