#he is perfect and I love him
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mods are asleep post eastern greek vase in the shape of a leg archaic period 590-580 BC
#tagamemnon#he is perfect and i love him#this is the only artifact. to me#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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KAN IS INNOCENT @callipigio!
He didn't snatch the director! My money is I'm-not-gay-I-just-have-a-big-homo-crush-on-Kan Boss!
Or even babygirl!

But not my babygirl Kan.

Kan asks for consent before euthanizing his patients. My boy's not a murderer nor a kidnapper. He is just a cute little whittle doctor trying to get some birthday sex.
Kan has never done anything wrong in his entire life. My boy is an angel, and that's why he wants Tew to put him in handcuffs.
But not for murder.
BUT FOR SEX!
AYEEEE!!!
#spare me your mercy#my boy is innocent#he has never done anything wrong in his entire life#he is perfect and I love him#he is babygirling so hard#he is thriving#now put him in handcuffs Tew
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how then shall I sing of you?
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neneko [crystal] x x
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Russell Crowe as Egan // The Silver Brumby (1993)
#EGAN MY UNDERAPPRECIATED SWEETHEART#you can pry this movie and this man out of my cold dead hands#he is perfect and i love him#this is what a real man does#smiles knowingly at his best friend (a dog) while buying a horse to get back at his arch nemesis (another horse)#i love egan no matter how silly this movie is#i think about living in his little cabin with him every day#there’s enough room for me in there#i will happily demonstrate#also i just queued all the new silver brumby photos i tracked down#so get ready for some more egan love#y’all thought i forgot about him huh#this is one of my comfort movies on a stormy night i don’t care that it’s meh#egan you will always be special to me#the silver brumby#russell crowe#egan#the man
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THE ANGELEST ANGEL THAT EVER ANGELED

“Hello, fellow angels.”
There are a million things I want to draw from the trailer and this is the first thing I did when I picked up my iPad. What a fucking loser (affectionate)
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It’s cringey but my goodness he is so earnest. He believes in telling the world that he’s thankful for his incredibly hot wife, adorable child, assorted other people?!, and baseball career. With goofy turkey clip art.
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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#fnaf sister location#afton family#I don’t think William loves anyone in a normal way#he isn’t a normal guy#so meeting someone like Clara who is normal#who is well liked who’s successful in her field etc#he would want to have her so it’ll make him more normal as a result#would make the perfect American family#meanwhile on her end she just liked his vibes Pff#HE WAS just weird guy rizz#it’s funny and interesting to consider how they met#and what they actually like about each other#I definitely like explore them more in a more serious way#rn this is more of a joke bit
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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure#explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please#rambles#stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed#and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit#and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot#how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game#such a shame about amy.#battle posting
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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The (almost) Perfect Assistant
#the only things keeping him from being Perfect are#his degredation kink#his undying gay love for his boss#and the fact that the evil robots made to kill ppl thinks hes their mama#(+ little hc that he wears cute patterned socks under his work clothes!!)#fan art#sonic#agent stone#sonic movie universe#sth#sonic fanart#art#stobotnik#badniks#digital art#ibispaintx#artists on tumblr#my art#sonic 3#sonic movie 3#i could go on and on about what this piece means and like the balancing act that stone has to take on working for robotnik and blah blah bla#but honestly i just had a vision and needed to execute it for the sake of my own sanity (and gay-nity)#anyways thats literally my wife guys
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this bts shot of sebastian as the winter soldier is so *chefs kiss* 🫶🏻

#sebastian stan#bucky barnes#marvel#the winter soldier#catws#your honor i love him#why is he so perfect???#help???#mcu
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@alberichfanpage mentioned that Freyja talks about Jerren but even if we had the option to ask Ansbach about Varre, I’d imagine we’d get something like this
#Elden Ring#elden ring sote#elden ring dlc#sir ansbach#ansbach#pureblood knight ansbach#Varre#white mask varre#white faced varre#elden ring varre#elden ring ansbach#mohgwyn dynasty#tarnished#tarnished oc#moore elden ring#for a frame lmao#they’re drinking wine#not blood#my three monsters all show these with wildly different colors#so it’s either gonna look nice and earthy#or like dog vomit#I’m hoping for the former#the dynasty drip and embroidery is testing me#I feel bad bc I love Varre so much but he is an excellent punchline#him and his freakiness is just perfect for the butt of a joke#I love him so much#I put my whole artussy into the grass bg#I despise bg so much but I must get better
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"Red and Blue"
#sonadowtober 2024#sonadowtober#sonadow#shadonic#sonicxshadow#shadowxsonic#sonic x shadow#shadow x sonic#sonic shadow#shadow sonic#movie!sonadow#shadow put him down hes gonna dieeee#theyre so soft I LOVE THEM#i made this instead of sleeping :)#perfect for valentines day damnf
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Thinking about the fact that, to pull Gale from the stone and get him in the game at all, you have to decide to try to touch an extremely dangerous looking swirling mass of unstable magic. Something that is, objectively, a terrible idea
Like, the options it gives you are to either touch the sigil or leave, and if you leave you just... don't get Gale in the party
You have to take the risk. You have to let your curiosity override your common sense. You have to look at this unstable, possibly dangerous malfunctioning magic sigil and go "...Ok, but what if I poke it?"
In short, to get Gale in your party, you have to do exactly what he would in that situation, and indulge in a moment of reckless curiosity. And I just think that's delightful
#meta#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i'm positive this has all been said before but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#on a meta-gaming level of course it's just a matter of committing to the bit#the equivalent of that time in an actual dnd game when i said ''idk guys this sounds like a plot hook. we should probably go check it out''#but on a watsonian/character level? objectively not a great choice safety-wise#my husband for instance completely missed gale at first because he went ''...i'm not touching that thing it seems dangerous''#and idk. i just kinda love that for him. perfect introduction. nice little litmus test for if you can handle his chaos lol
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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a thin-ice double suicide (x)
for @cryptidzero
#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#haru okumura#goro akechi#harugoro#akeharu#i fw this ship heavy#their dynamic is so cat-and-mouse its perfect#akechi's desire to people please in order to feel involved but when haru knows the truth she finds it hard to forgive him...#but also to fully hate him either#but akechi for sure does not feel guilty all he wants is to be loved#so much potential if only haru had a bit more depth in her character in the main game#thank you zero for giving me an excuse to draw them YAAAY
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