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i put on jerma streams for background a lot and it’s so concerning when he goes dead silent. i went to check on the tab thinking it was stuck or buffering and he was just
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Hi friend, please give us more streamer Max AU! First interaction between them maybe??
part 1 here
Daniel blinks awake, groggily turning off his alarm and rubbing his eyes, blindly reaching for the water on his bedside table.
The room is still pitch dark, the night quiet outside.
2:55 am.
He grabs his phone, settling again onto the pillows and clicking through his apps until he can open the now familiar twitch app and navigate to Max's channel, just in time to see the starting soon screen appear as it goes live.
He knows this is ridiculous. He knows that he is not helping himself or his unstable sleep patterns by setting an alarm in the middle of the night to watch a guy stream from somewhere in Europe, but as long as nobody knows nobody can judge him either, so that's okay.
He yawns, scratching at his chest, watching people say hello to each other in chat as it comes alive.
He has yet to ever type something there.
In the two weeks he's been watching Max, he has managed to figure out what subscriptions and gifted subs are, Max's schedule (stream four times a week plus whenever he feels like it), and has started to recognise some usernames in chat. But there is something about actually typing that feels...revealing.
His username is generic, just Daniel_358, the number randomly chosen until twitch stopped telling him the username was taken, but that's still his name. Connected to his private email. And he knows he's not doing anything wrong, but it still feels forbidden, to wake up at night and spend about two hours just looking at Max.
The screen suddenly changes, switching to Max's camera, his pretty smiling face filling Daniel's small screen. Not for the first time, he thinks about setting up the projector, just to be able to see more.
"Hello everyone, it's Friday! And we're playing Minecraft today."
Daniel lets Max's now familiar accent wash over him, feeling himself smile back instinctively. Max looks soft today in the dim golden glow of his light, a faded sweatshirt almost covering the very short grey shorts he's wearing, and it makes Daniel wish he had Max right there, in his bed, warm and sleep rumpled in the sheets.
Yes, he is aware how weird that is too. He knows that it would maybe be less weird if he only got off watching Max's streams.
He has by now mostly figured out Max's deal. He'll play his games, talk with chat, and from time to time do something that will make Daniel's breath stutter in his chest. Touching his legs, squeezing himself through his shorts, raising his shirt to touch his stomach, trailing his fingers down towards his pants. One memorable time, he had pushed it high enough to touch his own nipple, a visible shudder traveling through him. Daniel had almost come on the spot.
The whole stream sometimes ends up feeling like a 2 hours long edging session, and he is so painfully hard by the end of it he comes as soon as he gets a hand around himself, waiting until Max has said goodbye to do so.
He doesn't always get off though. One time he had actually fallen back to sleep, Max's voice and Stardew's soft sounds lulling him straight into dreamland. But he always gets at least a little bit hard, something too sensual and alluring about Max for him to help himself.
Today though, Max seems more subdued. He still has his legs splayed open, miles of fuzzy skin on display, but he's focusing more on the game, even replying less to chat.
Daniel frowns, knowing he's not the only one who has noticed it, other worried messages popping up, mixed with a few more rude ones, telling Max to get on with it already.
"Sorry chat," Max says, finally acknowledging the messages with a small laugh. He takes a hand away from his keyboard, but instead of one of the usual teasing touches, he brings it up to his face, rubbing at his eyes and then dragging it down his cheek.
"It's been a long week," he adds with a sigh, before pushing himself to sit a bit straighter, pulling his smile back on. He's playing with the hem of his shorts now, pulling them high enough they completely disappear under the sweatshirt, but Daniel can tell it's an halfhearted attempt at best.
For the first time, he pulls up the chat, fingers itching to write something, but not knowing how to word it without being offensive. "You don't have to touch yourself if you don't want to"? Nobody ever actually acknowledges that bit out loud, he can't be that direct. "You don't have to stream if you are tired"? Would that feel like he's telling Max he doesn't care about his stream? He doesn't want that to be the first impression Max has of him.
Daniel_358: anything we can do?
He feels stupid as soon as he sends it, cringing at himself. What would he even do? He's on the other side of the world, a complete stranger.
And yet Max smiles, soft and sweet, and Daniel's stupid heart jumps in his chest.
"Hello Daniel, welcome in. You just being here is enough."
Daniel knows, he knows, that Max is just saying that, just a throwaway line to make him feel good, but at the same time he can't help but melt a little at the way Max says his name. At the thought of Max wanting him there.
He watches as a few more messages pop up, offering vague support, and sees the moment it gets too much for Max, his face closing off a little as he goes back to the game, trying to redirect chat's attention to it.
Without thinking too much about it, Daniel navigates to Max's profile down to the donate button. He's hovered over it often enough he doesn't have any trouble finding it, but it still takes him a couple tries to figure out how to properly go through with it.
A few moments later, a new alert pops up on the stream, startling Max (and Daniel, even if he knew it was coming) badly enough he accidentally falls out of a tree.
Daniel_358 has donated €358: for making it through the week and as good luck for the next
Max blinks. Pauses the game, then blinks again.
"I..uh...thank you Daniel for the donation? That's...a lot of money, mate," he stutters out, shaking his head slightly in disbelief. "Are you sure?"
Daniel_358: of course Daniel_358: you deserve it
Max's cheeks are red, his blue eyes wide, and Daniel's heart is still doing something weird in his chest.
"Thank you, then. It's...I of course appreciate it."
His voice sounds off, and for a moment Daniel is afraid he did something wrong, but then Max smiles, some tension in his shoulders disappearing.
"Well, Daniel just made the week better, so let's go back to chopping trees, yes?"
The chat explodes in a flurry of yeses and nodding emotes, and Daniel settles back on his pillows, feeling warm and satisfied.
The rest of the stream is more normal, Max going back to his usual teasing a few moments later, but for once Daniel doesn't feel like getting off, content with just watching Max's pretty smile and rosy blush. He still gets hard, he's not suddenly gone crazy (...or more crazy at least), but it doesn't feel as consuming as usual.
By the time Max says goodbye, Daniel is half asleep, curled up in his blankets, his phone laying on the pillow next to his.
When the screen goes dark he yawns, stretching slightly and dipping two fingers into his boxers, trying to decide if he feels like getting off or if he's sleepy and content enough to save it for the morning.
He's brushing a finger against the tip of his dick, still contemplating, when his phone dings, a new notification sound he's never heard before. Curious, he takes his hand out, reaching for it and unlocking it.
The twitch app is still open, now with a red number 3 next to the messages icon, and when he clicks on it he almost drops his phone again in surprise.
Player00Max: Hello Daniel Player00Max: I hope it is okay if i message you I wanted to thank you for the donation Player00Max: but it is a lot of money so I of course can reimburse you if you changed your mind
#yes i'm making him play minecraft on mouse and keyboard i will be damned if he isn't on java at least in my made up universe#apparently i can only write from 4 to 5 am this weekend sdfbsdj#and i don't even know how this is i haven't read it back#i'm just trying my best here but words are hard#daniel my parasocial buddy has never been normal a day in his life and i love him for it <3#maxiel#my writing#i have literally no plans for this au btw so like i make no promises about adding more to it#i might or i might not#also typos aren't real xx#yes i spent more time trying to come up with usernames than writing most of this#streamer max au
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Had a dream where Shane was a streamer and acted exactly like Caseoh and had his voice too. This is what I get for watching nothing but Caseoh videos and playing Stardew for 6 hours straight
#stardew valley#sdv shane#shane sdv#stardew valley shane#shane stardew valley#caseoh#my YouTube recommended is literally just caseoh compilations#he and harvey are the only things that have me smiling lately#can someone make a streamer au
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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes
#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself#but oh my godddddd#''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT#WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING#LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN#OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP#THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW#WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?????????#''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important#characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work#this is totally plausible#''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT''#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#sorry this is making me go insane a little bit.#adventure time#fionna and cake#every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the#mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again.#as a thing* that could have happened
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Cellbit: Ahora si, ahora si. Roier, do you want some coffee?
Roier: S-sure.
Cellbit: Bienvenido (welcome), to my secret office.
Maximus: I want one too.
Cellbit: Ok yeah, I put it on the- on the ledge here if you want.
Maximus: Ok, let me pick.
Cellbit: This is my secret office, ok? This is- I've been like, investigating with Max and Badboy about this Island.
Maximus: [Loud slurping]
Cellbit: And I know the truth: Cucurucho is hiding something!
Maximus: [Even louder gargling]
Cellbit: JESUS CHRIST MAN- it's a drink you don't gotta gargle in it!
Maximus: [Slurping and smacking his lips]
Roier: Maximus?
Maximus: That's a nice Brazilian coffee!
Roier: [Laughing]
Cellbit: Uh, gracias...
#Cellbit#Roier#QSMP#AgenteMaxo#Guapoduo#Spiderbit#This is before they were official but u know#tw: Anti-ASMR I guess lmfao#Man. I didn't realize this until I was literally transcribing things just now but#Cellbit was speaking Spanish for them :(#Oh my heart#he's such a sweet guy#like yes they've got a translator and yes he could've defaulted to Portuguese and relied on that#or used English because Roier and Maximus both know it#but he put in the extra effort to speak in Spanish#even if it was only a little bit#even going ''ahora si ahora si''#which AFAIK isn't really a Portuguese thing? I could be wrong idk#but ohhhh </3 oh my heart#Both streamer and cubito Cellbit now have a home in it#Q
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Thinking about my favourite video of all time, that one time that Barry managed to get Katamari on the Rocks match up with Kingdom Hearts 3 PERFECTLY
#my favourite video literally ever#the only one that i have saved on my computer i am being so serious#like the fact that if he hadn't paused for a couple seconds this wouldn't have worked KILLS ME#it actually makes me smile every time it makes me so insane#kingdom hearts 3#katamari damacy#Barry Kramer#Barry was streaming#i love this video#so so much#thank god for streamers#i just needed to share the absolute lunacy this video invokes in me
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#FFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS#Listen. Regardless of my opinion of Purgatory (mixed honestly. there was some great stuff and there was stuff that sucked)#my BIGGEST complaint will ALWAYS be the fact that it interrupted so much lore#and brought back two of the biggest Spanish streamers we've been waiting to come back for MONTHS#only to have their lore shoved aside because ~ooh purgatory!~#Fit wanted to talk to Rubius but they cut off by the cinematic and literally nobody tried to talk to Rubius or Luzu after that#and then you have Cellbit and Antoine's lore that got cut off#it's frustrating and I understand the CC's frustrations#I hope he comes back soon though! I'm glad Antoine wants to log on at least#and I know Cellbit and Baghera and the others are coming back probably at the end of this month / early February#but I'm still always gonna be salty#esp. about Luzu and Rubius. man...........#i talk#qsmp talk#I don't feel like this necessitates a /negative or whatever tag but lemme know if anyone needs this tagged
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I hope more qsmp creators get some sort of subtitles for their streams past the qlobal translater. Whether it's something like Baghera's or the extension that Forever uses- or a combo of things like Badboyhalo. Especially the english creators. I think only Bad has the translator extension?
#qsmp#murky mumbles#love Bad's#he has base subtitles which are viewable on vods though you can't translate them#they are still super useful#he has the translator/sub extension which translates everything he says but is only available live#but you can choose which language it's in with of english/french/spanish/portuguese as options#and ofc the qlobal translator for when he's on qsmp#Baghera's is also great. very accurate#part of the video itself so even if the twitch vod gets deleted the subs are still there#but you can't choose the language it translates into#plus requires manual changing from the streamer#but It just translates things so well i love it#also rip gabi has the translater extension but i've never had it work for me on her channel#it's always either not working at all#stuck on one sentence#or around 10 minutes behind#like literally 10 minutes behind#Cellbit's work just fine and Forever's are 50/50 but dont have 10 minute delay when they DO appear for me#so I think it's something on Gabi's end
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I love playing Pokémon in a way that would absolutely kill anyone who knows a thing about the game. No I don’t know most weaknesses and strengths of typings or what I should be using. No I’m not building a well rounded team. No I don’t remember battle to battle what moves are effective against what Pokémon’s even if I just fought them and lord knows I don’t really understand their power or literally any stat my mons have. I am heavily brute forcing my way through this game with my team full of Sunflora fusions because this is Infinite Fusions and I can do that. Yes having everyone a grass type presents problems. No I don’t care! I will beef them up enough they can tank hits until I can destroy whoever I’m fighting and if all else fails I have potions and revives and everything I need on stock to keep going. I do not know what I’m doing but I’m having fucking fun with it!!!!
#ravenpuff rambles#there are few moments I want to be a streamer but good lord it would be funny to play Pokémon for people who actually understand the game#everyone would be so angry with me#meanwhile I’m tehehahaing because I accidentally made a good move and one shotted a man with my Alakazam fusion#I only play to have fun and also have cute Pokémon’s#even if this wasn’t a fusion game I would have a problem not having a lot of grass types because I love them#worst news is that I can’t afford to have a grass/grass Pokémon because I need some coverage#I miss my Sunflora/Leafon the little legend#but I do love my team they’re all so cute#I did have to replace my Sandslash/Sunkern fusion who was an absolute cutie but unfortunately had low hp because I could evolve the Sunkern#there’s no custom sprite for Sandslash/Sunflora and I couldn’t have the default horror on my team#I do still have my Alakazam/Sunkern fusion though because despite being a hella glass canon he’s fast and hits hard and psychic moves are so#good!! He also does have a Sunflora sprite which is sad but the Sunkern one is fucking epic#the rest of my team includes Vensaur/Sunflora (my starter)#raichu/Sunflora fusion (Who I had in my last run and an absolute cutie) Ninetales/Sunflora (who thankfully has an ability that makes him#immune to fire moves) Umbreon/Sunflora (Literally baby. also a bit of a heavy hitter)#and my Lapras/Sunflora (my newest edition who replaced the Sandslash mostly so I can surf)#I can’t wait to destroy the Elite 4 when I eventually roll up there with my crew#Truly they’re all unstoppable as long as you don’t use fire and also that one move that literally takes them all out#anyways I need to get a photo of them all because they’re so cute but for now take my word#and know I’m playing Pokémon in a way that will piss off so many people. because I’m just quirky like that
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I'm finally watching astralspiff's Into the Pit play through, I really love that he not only actually reads the text slowly but does voices for the characters 💀
#He's the only streamer I care about and he's literally just some guy#He just has the best vibes and he's so lighthearted and silly. Love that guy#Not to sound patronizing but I think it's because he used to be a special ed teacher - he just has this kind calm way about him#(and patience with chat LOL)#personal
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finding out johnny somali exists was fucking mortifying. you have to be a really awful person when i take the side of israeli police officers over you
#personal crap#for context he's an irl streamer who goes abroad and his chat of bigots pays him to say offensive shit and harass people#thank you(?) for this jaubrey ig#at least it's satisfying seeing him mock johnny for being a waste of blood and organs#his one positive contribution to society is that he made for history's only real 'and everyone clapped' moment#bc someone decked him and literally that's what happened afterwards
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Thought I had managed to figure out the whole timeline of where Villena had been during the war and now I'm going back through all the sources I have saved and I feel like nothing is matching up at all with what I have in my head
#gaslight gatekeep girlboss i guess. thanks brain#villena my poor wet cat of a guy. peak example of he should be at the club#i'm pretty sure he's my age or younger#and he is not built for this he's built for being a twitch streamer who goes to andorra to commit tax fraud and complain about catalan#i've become a little fond of him now that i've saved him from mr. forester's clutches though. his head is so empty but it's okay#anyways i'm frustrated bc i swear i found his regiment and all but now i can't find it >:'0#need to do what i did for that american civil war project freshman year where i found the regiment my fictional guy was in#by triangulating the only missouri german regiment that was at the battles we needed to include#and then found a literal description of an actual event and found where he would have been standing and what he would have seen#and wrote a whole fake journal entry about it despite never having been within 50 miles of missouri#in case you're wondering. yes i'm like this all the time. for free even#and i NEED to know where villena has been this is vital information#i'd also like to find stuff on attempts on roses if i can. i found the battle the final showdown in ship of the line is based on though :')#perce rambles#percy yells at cecil scott#(sir you ought to thank me for how much i am dredging up your silly little guys)
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i love birds. i consider myself to be a friend of the birds. however. @ the little family of nuthatches that continuously insist upon pecking and knocking at the thin walls directly opposite my head every single goddamn morning, day, and night. i will see you in the pits of hell.
#they are such cute tiny little creatures but make no mistake. they are evil#the knocking scares the crap out of my dog too because he thinks someones at the door. every. single. time.#i love you birds i really do and that is the only reason i havent taken drastic measures.#this has been going on EVERY DAY. for 3 YEARS#they start at 6am and go on throughout the day its dso#painful#i have tried climbing up on the roof and hanging a bunch of reflective rainbow streamers to scare them but its too windy#i have tried banging on the wall and the window to the point of literally chipping the glass and bruising my hand#i have tried going outside and repeatedly throwing pinecones onto the roof until they startle and fly away#i have tried everything#guys. girlies. babes. im losing my mind here#need to start meditating except i wouldnt be aABLE TO BC OF THE DAMNS BIRD SKJDHFVDHSJKJDHFG#txt#i love you nuthatches. and i hate you so. so much
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pac is actually kinda attractive, i wish i had more time to watch multiple qsmp creators
#or any qsmp creators for that matter#literally the only person i watch is charlie and its just because he streams so sporadically that i can catch up#(technically im still in the middle of his gegg died vod but i already watched the bday stream so im caught up)#i tried catching up with jaiden's qsmp journey especially after bobby died#but then she did those cucurucho missions and i havent had time to catch up since#anyone else i genuinely cant find the time to sit down and watch because no one streams for a regular two hours#no they're streaming for a fat six hours brother i don't have the time 😭#tazercraft vods are a couple of hours long though .... i could be persuaded just because i want an excuse to look at pac#although idk what lore qsmp is dishing out now ...#unfortunately qsmp creators stream at ungodly times for me so i can never catch them at a good time 🤒#or. okay a lot of times i actually can catch a stream because someone's streaming at 10am for me#the problem is i have work and i start too late to look forward to a stream and end too late to remember that someone streamed#waiting for the day asian creators with gmt+9 timezones get added to the server and i breathe a sigh of relief-#-of finally getting to catch a stream at a decent time. only to realise those streamers probably have shitty stream schedules#me when i thought pearlescentmoon was normal with her australian timezone and then she ends up streaming at fucking 5am 😭😭😭#im gonna speak the 'asian creators having shit schedules' into existence i just know its gonna happen
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hiii chris hi!!! have you played skyrim? i feel like you might've mentioned it at some point but i don't recall.
yeah :) i love skyrim ive played it a bunch of times......and still havent completed either of the main storylines dbsbjsjsms
#Im in it for the house building i cant lie i love you hearthfire#My most recent playthrough i literally had a goal to finally do the main story and still gave up halfway through dhshhsjsjs#Its just a good game every so often ill get the urge to play again and im in that period right now kind of since a streamer i follow is#Doing a skyrim...pay to win challenge? Like hes got a mod to put lootboxes in and he has to get all his equipment from them or from stores#And can only loot gold and gems and i cant lie i want to do that too it sounds fun
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gawd the one thing i really miss about being into mcyt was the banger designs everyone had and how unique they all were for every character. with fandoms like genshin the designs are super inaccessible and can discourage people from drawing them bc of the insane detail (source: me) but with minecraft skins it’s like 90% up to interpretation and especially great for beginner artists. i also reaaaally miss the diversity in art styles that the mcyt fandom has in comparison to my interests nowadays bc a lot of genshin/hsr/etc is in a very generic anime style because well. that’s what the actual game looks like. but you can go hogwild with art styles and experimenting with mcyts!!!
#am i allowed to draw my silly little guys again without having to actually care about the content or streamers……#like im obsessed with my tubbo design i developed over literally two years. hes my oc at this point can i just take him#you’d only really be able to tell who it’s supposed to be if you’re already in the fandom#and my ranboo design oughh theyre so cool honestly. less divorced from the source material than tubbo but still one of my faves#the only mcyt or adjacent people i still keep up with even a little bit are wilbur and schlatt#and i don’t even watch wilburs content anymore i just like lovejoy and think hes pretty 😭😭#🐋
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