#he is indestructible

[mjfass]

Darby vs the Grimm Reaper in a deathmatch, book it Tony

I mean… Darby has a broken foot, got hit by a bus, got his nose broken and still went to a Broadway show after the accident. I think he is easily winning that match.

[heckthis-heckallofthis]

Nothing has made me laugh as hard as this image has

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF

[burningspicesaxe]

me doing whatever the fuck my cookie scientist boyfriend wants

[somewherefornow]

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN & CLARK KENT/SUPERMAN in JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA (2013)

[amygdalae]

When we were kids my dad would let my sibling and I punch him in the torso for fun sometimes. Importantly, he'd tense up his stomach muscles to brace for the hit.

This distinction was lost on us, though. One time at a dinner party my sibling walked up to my dad and decked him in the stomach with no warning and shadow of the colossus'd him

[feyver]

personally i dont think this screencap is acknowledged enough.

firstly, its adorable. look at arthur holding merlin's legs out of the way. its so typical for him to instinctually throw out an arm of Protection for his beloved manservant.

secondly, its fucking hilarious. whats this goofy position they've desperately rolled into so they dont get trampled by a rampaging beast. merlin is basically upside down and believe it or not gwaine is also back there somewhere

[harmonysanreads]

Setting aside the irony in this, Mydei is such an unexpected green-flag lol

[Source]

[toadletthethird]

The moment of clarity is so ruthless. Can't believe they made skeptic get a liberal arts degree

[benevolenterrancy]

"You always did."

[leggalese]

Okok hear me out, what if Dugeon Meshi AU and Nick being a Chimera,,, he would be so hot as Falin? of course

It took me two attempts to make this image small enough for Tumblr.

[lokisis]

But maybe... I can save you now.

Wh-what are those?

His Dealmakers. Something those lightners said stood out to me.

He'll die to the fullest extent darkners can.

And turn into an item.

...

!!!

[vcepsis]

Currently going insane over the phrase "down for the count".

A character who is notorious for not sleeping enough. Maybe they're the team leader who insists everyone else sleeps first. Maybe they always take the night watch after being awake all day. Maybe they simply can't sleep, whatever trauma buried in their brain too loud to silence.

Either way, it's well known they only get maybe a few hours a night if they're lucky, and it's bound to catch up to them.

Soon enough, they're finally forced to slow down - due to an injury, illness, or simply collapsing from exhaustion.

The caretaker watches over them as they make up for what is sure to be an incredible sleep deficit. And eventually, their breathing completely evens out, sleeping deeply for the first time in who knows how long.

"They're completely down for the count."

(Bonus points for the caretaker who is just so relieved that the whumpee is finally, finally sleeping. They've watched the whumpee work themselves into the ground for far too long - they deserve some actual rest.)

[worm-on-my-way]

the dynamic between jimmy and danny has so much potential because

mad scientist and guy who was raised by mad scientists

also jimmy has been to space in a space ship and met aliens (evil aliens but i digress) and there isnt a day that goes by where danny isnt tearing his skin off out of jealousy

[kats-randomology]

I've had Mephiles brainrot and been doodling stuff for a lil AU I made 🤪

Mephiles escapes the timeless void but well. He's a few grains short of a full hourglass. He knows his name....and nothing else.

He gets into some trouble with locals due to his social awkwardness (aka lashing out at anyone in a 5 foot radius) and since he's in the area, Sonic drops in to assist-- and also doesn't really know who this guy is. Seems familiar but can't quite place why.

Meanwhile, time anomalies seems to be popping up all over. Perhaps a consequence of the Time Eater? Or perhaps something else...

[broken-clover]

Deeply deeply attached to the idea of Potemkin and Dizzy being friends and an unreasonably large portion of that is the thought that she's basically one of the few things he would be able to hug and not immediately reduce to paste