#he is indestructible
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Darby vs the Grimm Reaper in a deathmatch, book it Tony
I mean… Darby has a broken foot, got hit by a bus, got his nose broken and still went to a Broadway show after the accident. I think he is easily winning that match.
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Nothing has made me laugh as hard as this image has
#my favorite part is when he gets punched from both sides#he is indestructible#gone through so much with that idiot twink body of his but hes still ok somehow#cells at work#hataraku saibou#hataraku saibō#cells at work friends#hataraku saibo friends#cells at work and friends#shitpost™
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Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#helpy#fnaf sister location#fnaf pizzaria simulator#Michael has a very set number of skills#he’s actually almost indestructible#UNLESS it gets hot#This is so funny to me#LIKE I’ll be honest I wouldn’t last in the heat as well especially in small stuff rooms#but specifically funny to Michael#cause he’s gone through so much worse in comparison#dude lost all his organs and bones and he got back up quicker than he does to heat#DUDE lives in Utah and can’t handle a summers day 💀#this is why all his shirts didn’t have sleeves as a kid#dude was dying out there#this is how you can tell he’s British#he longs for a rainy day
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me doing whatever the fuck my cookie scientist boyfriend wants
#art#au#digital art#fanart#artist#doodles#cookie run kingdom#crk#butter roll cookie#capsaicin cookie#capsaicin x butter roll#crk capsaicin#butter roll crk#buttersaicin#meltedbutter#ship art#they would match each others freak#butter roll wants to know everything about him and capsaicin is so willing#hes also like bascislly indestructible so it makes for a perfect experiment
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BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN & CLARK KENT/SUPERMAN in JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA (2013)
#it’s sad that bruce has such a hard time letting himself love things. and then he meets someone who’s indestructible. only to learn even#the most powerful lives are still fragile#*panelsandpages#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#bruce x clark#batman#superman#justice league of america#bruceclark#jla#justice league#bruclark#clarkbruce
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again it's wild that the mystery shack is right on top of a massive lumberjack graveyard where zombies actually rise up on their own every month??? and actually infected other people????
(yes i believe in classic stan pines fashion, stan ignored what the fuck was going on and beat up what-appeared-to-be-teens without bothering to ask a question)
#meanwhile ford was like 'i'll just use a shovel and dagger as weapons and use ground up zombie skulls as perfume' THIS NERD STINKS#him not questioning the constant zombies showing up for over six years the stan twins really are too similar at times#(also you can feel alex and rob bemoaning that the show said zombie skulls are normally indestructible cos they literally#contradicted ford on the literal next page way before he made the blacklight correction and technically contradicted it#the moment stan showed up crushing a head with a stomp in that ep)#ford pines#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#in retrospect me writing a fic where stan immediately brushes off the idea of ghosts in the shack is super funny now#the thin line of stan being aware of anomalies and him avoiding them at all costs and him being genuinely oblivious at times#could easily do that simpsons vampire bart gag#'quick! we gotta kill that teen!' 'how did you know he was a zombie?' 'a what now?'#mcgucket is definitely blasting the memory gun rapidfire on those construction workers building the lab
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When we were kids my dad would let my sibling and I punch him in the torso for fun sometimes. Importantly, he'd tense up his stomach muscles to brace for the hit.
This distinction was lost on us, though. One time at a dinner party my sibling walked up to my dad and decked him in the stomach with no warning and shadow of the colossus'd him
#it was sooo fun punching dad#i genuinely just thought he was indestructible. like the norse gods throwing shit at balder for fun
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personally i dont think this screencap is acknowledged enough.
firstly, its adorable. look at arthur holding merlin's legs out of the way. its so typical for him to instinctually throw out an arm of Protection for his beloved manservant.
secondly, its fucking hilarious. whats this goofy position they've desperately rolled into so they dont get trampled by a rampaging beast. merlin is basically upside down and believe it or not gwaine is also back there somewhere
#dont worry merlin#ill save your legs#with my indestructible king arm#perhaps hes fireproof#but hes defo not sword-proof. we know that for sure#sorry#merlin#arthur pendragon#gwaine#5x02
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No but can we talk about how hot he was here with a weapon of mass destruction he uses to create a diversion to save his friends
#and now...he is the weapon#foreshadowing him saving them again?#but he's nigh indestructible at least#he has a taste for adrenaline and wants so much to help#bob reynolds#robert reynolds#thunderbolts#thunderbolts*
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Setting aside the irony in this, Mydei is such an unexpected green-flag lol
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#the man who has an indestructible body fears that.. alcohol might damage his body hahahaha#but you go my guy alcohol is overrated anyway 💪#i wonder if he actually has a terrible alcohol tolerance or something#harmony simps#mydei
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"You always did."
#discworld#unseen academicals#mr nutt#glenda sugarbean#terry pratchett#my art#i just finished rereading unseen academicals and man#it is such an underrated discworld novel#it's one of the one's i've reread the most i think#everything it has to say about the shove - social economics - and model minorities is great#and doing a romeo&juliet story where romeo wakes up and realises he wants OUT of the perpetuated cycles of violence? wants out of the mob?#excellent shit right there#also i would die for mr nutt#protect him#feed him so many pies#let him get really hyped up about sports#also watching wizards try to figure out how to play football/soccer is hilarious#romances in pratchett novels tend to be tertiary at best but man... glenda/nutt is something special to me#he's basically indestructible and yet she will fucking throw down with anyone who tries to mess with him
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I've had Mephiles brainrot and been doodling stuff for a lil AU I made 🤪
Mephiles escapes the timeless void but well. He's a few grains short of a full hourglass. He knows his name....and nothing else.
He gets into some trouble with locals due to his social awkwardness (aka lashing out at anyone in a 5 foot radius) and since he's in the area, Sonic drops in to assist-- and also doesn't really know who this guy is. Seems familiar but can't quite place why.
Meanwhile, time anomalies seems to be popping up all over. Perhaps a consequence of the Time Eater? Or perhaps something else...
#mephiles the dark#and this is how mephiles finds out how near indestructible he is XD#sonic is not allowed to just grab and go eith him anymore#why yes i do have a long term plot fir this#sonic the hedgehog#sonic 06#sonic fanart#mephiles#sketch dump#out of time au
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The moment of clarity is so ruthless. Can't believe they made skeptic get a liberal arts degree
#THIS IS REALLY DUMB BUT SO FUNNY TO ME#indestructible belief in empirical scientism vs one lecture on metaphysics (he's so doomed)#....do you think he tried to study it but ended up being even more conflicted.#i mean. philosophy is about skepticism. about constant questioning of reality. he must have been interested in it at some point#he's eager enough to ask but not mentally prepared to face the fact he cannot answer#WAIT i just described moc. what a fun thought circling#do you think. do you think he'd forbid asking “what is...” questions in his house bc he's afraid of spiraling back into his philosophy phas#GOSH i have to stop headcanoning#slay the princess#stp skeptic#voice of the skeptic#stp moment of clarity#quoquegiggles
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i finally watched the original at2d animatic and it made me realize one thing
why did the writers love the possibly of phineas falling to his doom 😭
i mean from what i remember it happened twice in s1 alone (one good scare & traffic cam caper) and then again in that original animatic
and thats just what i remember (did it happen again???)
so basically youre telling me that boy is not afraid of heights at this point?? or at least semi-hesitant yknow? bro has survival instincts of a dodo
#ill also choose to believe this means he is indestructible in any other instance but falling from a large distance#pnf#phineas and ferb
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Okok hear me out, what if Dugeon Meshi AU and Nick being a Chimera,,, he would be so hot as Falin? of course
It took me two attempts to make this image small enough for Tumblr.
#ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#fanart#ask#phoenix wright#dunmeshi crossover au#makes sense to make him a chimera of an actual phoenix and a japanese dragon#indestructible fire noodle#imagine the damage he would do
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But maybe... I can save you now.
Wh-what are those?
His Dealmakers. Something those lightners said stood out to me.
He'll die to the fullest extent darkners can.
And turn into an item.
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#[suscribe for more]#cmonnn did you really think id kill him? who do you think i am?#who do you think HE is? dude is this close to be indestructible istg
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